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Chapter 179 Who Stripped The Pants

Lewandowski knows how to sue the referee. How do you say that, a crying child has milk.

Ramos and Pepe were a little too rude. Brother Tofu said that even long legs have a temper!

The camera can't see what he said to Ivan, but anyway, fans have seen Tofu Shredded running to chat with Xiaotiantian more than once with a sincere face.

The Real Madrid fans at home couldn't stand it anymore. As long as the Dortmund forward ran to the referee, they would definitely boo him.

Standing together with two long legs is really not too seductive. The female fans said that they like it very much. Please give me some more~

In comparison, Ivan's legs are a bit longer, and Lewand's hair is taller than Britney Spears. They both look about the same height. The message board suddenly realized, who said that only Real Madrid players are scheming boys?

Facing the smiling face of the tofu shreds, Xiao Tiantian's expression was not bad, but he was not hungry and didn't want to eat tofu, so Lewand returned without success several times.

Real Madrid played fiercely throughout the first half, but they never found a chance to score. They were not good at passing the ball, but the young Dortmund ran fast and passed the ball fast. A group of old men really couldn't handle it.

#多特·小鲜肉·Mond: Football in the world is only fast!

#皇冠·武术团·Madrid: Brothers, don’t be cowardly, just do it. If you get the ball, the whole army will press on, and if you don’t have the ball, show martial arts to the opponent!

The melon-eating fans have already started counting. How many times has Britney blew the whistle since the start of the first half?Some sharp-eyed people said that they saw Ivan trying to reach into his pocket more than once.

Pepe and Ramos have learned a long time ago, and they may have practiced countless reasonable fouls in private, anyway, they are all within Ivan's tolerance.

On the contrary, Higuain was more troubled. He was very aggrieved because he couldn't find a chance to score a goal, so he wanted to find a shortcut.

Spanish commentary: "See if Real Madrid's transfer can pose a threat! Alonso gave Di Maria, and Di Maria picked up his speed... He passed to Ronaldo on the left! Ronaldo! He raised it to Iraq. Guain!"

Higuain successfully stopped the ball, he took the ball and was about to break through, and Gundogan on the opposite side came over——

Seeing that the goalkeeper on the opposite side was ready, the space for shooting was blocked, and the small smoker reacted quickly. He stepped to the left, preparing to create the best condition for being tripped, but he didn't step on it, and stepped on it. On the instep of others.

Originally, Higuain had a center of gravity, but now that he stepped on someone else's instep, he could not stand still. Before he had time to lie, he lost his balance and fell forward under the high-speed running.

Hearing the whistle, Higuain's first reaction was that his fall was not in vain, but when he turned his head and saw his teammates hating iron and steel, he was stunned, what a beautiful and flawless wrestling!He guaranteed that Aiwen would not be able to see it, and his fall was very real!

Seeing the handsome referee stretching his hands into his pockets, the teammates shook their heads, and then went to talk to Ai Wen. Although Higuain's fall was disgraceful, there must be a process. What if...

Pooh!In case of a ghost, Ivan didn't even blink when he drew his cards!

Before the Dortmund players had time to surround them, I saw Ivan draw a card to Higuain!

Wow!

This group of young men are amazed, this referee is so handsome!

Mother!Look at that referee!How handsome is his gesture of drawing cards!How charming was his act of registering the little books!

Mourinho on the sidelines turned around angrily, and the brat said he was going to give him the Champions League?How happy this flop is!

Lewandowski near the midfield line was a little depressed. Why didn't his request get a response from the referee? The defenders defending him were so light, they didn't have a yellow card, and the opposing striker got a yellow card instead?

Thinking of it this way, his heart trembled. Gotze shared with him an interesting story about the referee before the game. It is said that Aiwen is a referee who especially protects defenders?

It may be okay for your defender to make a reasonable foul, but your forward dares to accidentally drop it?Serve decisively with a yellow card!

That's true!The cards he draws to the striker are the same as the cards he draws to the defender!

Thinking about it this way, Brother Tofu felt that he was not well. His drooping eyes looked even more like he hadn't woken up in the close-up of the camera.

Higuain's face was wrinkled together. Ever since he went to Aiwen's website to open his eyes, he liked the Shuishui forum when he had nothing to do. Sure enough, people were just watching, and he got tricked by accident...

How much Ivan hates flopping!

Really, he suffered a lot because of similar behavior in the World Cup. The fans said, if you want to deceive the referee, isn't it tantamount to hitting the gun?

Xiao Tiantian hates this the most!

Dortmund took the opportunity to look for an opportunity to attack. Royce and Lewandowski had a two-to-one cooperation. Lewandowski quickly inserted, and his long legs made Pepe almost run out of breath.

"In the past two years, the level of the Bundesliga has really risen rapidly. Bayern eliminated Barcelona 7-0 and advanced to the final. Dortmund is currently leading 4-1. If Real Madrid cannot achieve a comeback in this game, the final will be between the two Bundesliga teams. The world!"

"Lewandowski is indeed an incredible player. It is said that Bayern plans to take Lewandowski and Gotze away next season. In order to keep Lewandowski, Dortmund promised to give Lewandowski an annual salary from 150. 900 euros mentioned [-] million..."

Before the commentary finished boasting, Dortmund's offense made him excited for a moment: "Single-handed!... Lewandowski, shoot!"

Diego Lopez flew forward and bravely blocked the ball!

His save successfully saved Real Madrid's hope of promotion!

The first half continued at 0-0. The whole game relied on Real Madrid defenders for reasonable fouls on Lewand and Royce.

Among them, Gotze was poor and injured after 15 minutes of playing. The team doctor who carried him may have softened his hands amid the boos. , A false alarm.

Looking at Gotze's silly smile, Luo Xiaoxiao felt extremely depressed.

Just go down, and trouble the referee, isn't there too much drama?

All Real Madrid sees any time-wasting behavior of Dortmund as particularly unpleasant. If Gotze falls and the team doctor lifts him up again, he can dawdle for another minute.

The second half had just started, the fans stood up and hadn't sat down yet, when they suddenly found that the camera was off again!

On the court, the clean and refreshing Britney still stood next to the familiar long legs. The Polish hadn't given up asking the referee to "complain" and he kept nagging in Ivan's ear.

It's fine to just say it, but he's still doing it!

He actually put his hand on England's sweetheart's waist very naturally!

Without the slightest awareness that he was about to be killed by the gaze behind him, Lewand was still getting close to Ivan, and he had no consciousness that he should move away at all.

In the eyes of others, he simply asked Xiao Tiantian to eat tofu, but instead he ate Xiaotian tofu.

Ozil over there was still looking back and forth, looking for his teammates, he was the first to see this scene.

Just when the robot next to him came over, he grabbed the corner of the opponent's clothes and motioned him to look over there——

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

He was about to go up and push Lewandowski away, but he didn't expect someone to be faster than him. Ramos, who was angry in the first half, happened to hear Lewandowski talking bad things about him, so he quit, and he immediately went over and pushed the opponent away.

Of course Master Shui is very smart, he didn't just push Lewandowski, he squeezed in between the two of them, he hooked his shoulders on Ivan's side, as for Dortmund Xiaoxianrou?Sorry for the trouble, you blocked Sese and friends to reminisce~

Caught off guard, a staggering shredded tofu was pushed: "..."

Alvin told them to hurry up, he was going to blow the whistle.

60 minutes into the second half, Real Madrid finally began to adjust personnel.Mourinho always makes great substitutions, one for two for three.

The fans were pleasantly surprised to see that the people wearing No. 8 and No. 9 jerseys on the sidelines began to warm up!

The face value of the whole team is Kaka, and the legendary culprit Benzema who made Ivan come to La Liga!

Kaka replaced Coentrao, Benzema replaced Higuain.Facts have proved that these two substitutions are very effective. When the situation cannot be opened, the star's flash of inspiration can bring unexpected results.

Although Kaka's state has been affected, his skills and experience are unmatched by the young Dortmund teenager!

He first missed a shot with the assist of his teammates. Although he failed to score a goal, the morale of the entire team was still boosted.

People in Real Madrid are starting to worry. Dortmund's Lewandowski can score three goals at once. Why can't they?

This anxiety is reflected in the handball of Dortmund players in the penalty area.Luo Xiaoxiao passed the ball into the penalty area, and the ball happened to hit Hulmes' hands!

"Handball!" Real Madrid excited at home.

Luo Xiaoxiao's eyes lit up, and he looked at Ivan expectantly——

However, to everyone's surprise, Ivan didn't respond. He didn't even blow the whistle to signal the game to continue.

Everyone in Real Madrid:? ? ?

Real Madrid fans: ? ? ?

The Real Madrid fans didn't come up in one breath, and Ivan, who looked good, also followed in the footsteps of the blind referee of the Premier League?Hush, guys?

Hush decisively, damn it, this is a surefire penalty in their eyes!

Hulmes made a false alarm and almost made the sign of the cross on his chest.Except for Lewandowski, all Dortmund players think that Ivan is really a good person!

It's decided, follow Aiwen's Twitter when you go back, and give him a wave of likes by the way!

Luo Xiaoxiao looked at Ai Wen in disbelief, his face was covered with injuries, Ai Wen frowned indistinctly, and turned his head away, not looking at the Real Madrid players.

It is impossible for him to shake his judgment just because people from Real Madrid know him well.

Luo Xiaoxiao bit her lip, I'm afraid the pillow wind last night was not in vain QAQ

If Mendez was here, he'd have to refute his cash cow, you're dead wrong, you're such a pillow.The big crocodile agent, who is used to hugging thighs, had to say that he thought that Cris already had thighs, but he didn't expect that he could hug thicker ones himself.

Cassie was in a hurry down here, and Real Madrid's bench basically stood up. They protested to no avail, so they went to the fourth official.

Among other things, the young fourth official has learned very well. He has the referee, and he doesn't panic at all.

If there is a problem, the referee will handle it!

As expected, Ai Wen came over, and the madman stared at the disciple he claimed to be sending him the champion, and was about to say something.

Unexpectedly, someone was faster than him. In the chaos, Ivan felt his hips cool down, and his pants were pulled down by a force.

Alvin:? ? ?

Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?

fan:? ? ?

The camera shot over very quickly, and saw the chaotic Real Madrid players and Dortmund players separated. The referee's black pants were half hung on his long legs, revealing a very good black fat cloth.

The well-fitting fat times outline a perfectly shaped buttocks. Many experienced people said that just by looking at this buttocks, you can guess the ability of the buttocks owner in front——

Wait, is this the time for YY!

Ai Wen was about to take out his cards, but he hadn't taken off the whistle with his other hand on his mouth, so he couldn't pull up his pants immediately.

The scene was quiet for three seconds, and Mourinho forgot what he was going to say.

Everyone: "..."

Fuck!Who took Ivan's pants off? !

Who has the guts to take off the referee's pants? !

Is this how you express your dissatisfaction!

Many Real Madrid players panicked, who did it?It can't be like this if you are dissatisfied, Ivan's red card hasn't been issued yet, what should he do if he gets upset and just draws the red card? !

Fuck, what are you doing in a daze, go up and help Ivan lift his pants!

Everyone looked at me, I looked at you, and ran up, huddled together, trying to help the referee pull up his pants.

As a result, they were in such a hurry that they failed to lift up Ivan's pants immediately, and the atmosphere was once very awkward.

Ai Wen, whose shorts were held by more than a dozen hands: his expression gradually disappeared.jpg

His eyes narrowed at that moment, his whole body exuded an extremely dangerous aura, and the camera facing his face captured his murderous aura at that moment.

One can imagine what kind of emoji that would be.

[British Sweets: Red card warning x5, the game is over.jpg]

Seeing his proud disciple being treated like this by his cheating disciples, he had the urge to cover his face at that moment.

The Dortmund coach Klopp over there smiled, and the Real Madrid players are too individual!

Uncle Zha said that this is the most awesome class of students that Uncle Bird next door has ever taught!

At the critical moment, Luo Xiaoxiao stood up. He arrived at the first time, waved away his teammate Pig, and helped Ai Wen put on his pants!

The expression on his face was similar to that of Ivan, full of murderous intent.

The Portuguese said that if there is no penalty or something, it will be gone, but his man's ass cannot be touched! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻^