Farming is worse than acting like a baby

Chapter 101

"why are you laughing?"

Xiao Kuan winked and continued to laugh.

Jing Yu was a little confused, so just as he was about to continue asking, a new wave of movement started next door, and he just wanted to cover his ears when he heard the movement.

It was too noisy.

With a normal expression on Xiao Guan's face, he finally stopped laughing before becoming serious, "You're right to think about it, if you do it for the first time, it's really easy to get hurt, and—"

He didn't finish speaking, and looked at Jing Yu with unclear meaning.

Jing Yu opened those beautiful eyes, "And?"

The young man paused for a moment, and then said ambiguously: "Your family really needs to make sufficient preparations, otherwise his thing--"

Jing Yu immediately said angrily: "You know again, please don't always think about other people's men."

The young man spread his hands and said with a smile: "I don't think about it anymore, I'm just telling the truth. You don't need to compare yourself to a man who knows that you are very arrogant. I think you are delicate and tender, and it will definitely be difficult to get in at that time." , you know it very well, I didn't talk nonsense."

Of course Jing Yu knew it well, and it was only because she knew that she never dared.

But he wanted to be more "intimate" with Qi Ye.

"Don't worry too much. If you have done enough foreplay, it will be as scary as you think." Xu Jingyu's complexion was so bad that Xiao Guan couldn't help but find it funny, so he comforted him.

Jing Yu said sadly: "The key point is that he is also a novice. It's the first time, and he doesn't know as much as I do."

"...??!" Xiao Guan didn't know what expression to make, "The virgin is indeed..."

Jing Yu heard the meaning of Xiao Guan's words.

"what are you doing?"

Xiao Guan stood up and went to the cabinet as if looking for something. When he turned around, he found two bottles of something in his hand. He walked over and put the things on the table.

It's two bottles of lubricating oil, new.

Jing Yu: "..."

Xiao Guan said solemnly: "Don't make such an expression, this is really needed, remember to apply and wipe it more."

No matter how thick-skinned Jing Yurao was, he still blushed a little, and said softly, "Is it useful?"

"Of course, it's expensive and worth the money."

With a troubled expression on his face, Jing Yu glanced at the two full bottles of oil on the table.

Xiao Guan was really angry and funny, he had been coveting Qi Ye before, and he wanted to try it in his dreams, but he didn't have that chance, and if he had the chance, he acted as if he was being executed.

It's really different.

Jing Yu came here today for this purpose, and he didn't hold back, knowing that Xiao Guan has a lot of experience and rich theoretical knowledge, so he humbly asked for advice, and asked some more, and Xiao Guan explained everything to him in detail.

He listened so seriously, he almost took a piece of paper to write it down.

"How much money are these two bottles, I'll give it to you, I've wasted your time, thank you." Jing Yu felt that it was almost done, and saw that the sky outside had also darkened, so he got up.

Xiaowan also stood up and said with a smile: "No need, this is my gift for you, I wish you a happy first time."

Jing Yu was not polite anymore, he put it in his pocket, and said, "Then I'll take it, and I'll treat you to ice cream, and you can eat whatever you want when the time comes."

Xiaowan has heard about ice cream for a long time. It is said that there is a limited amount of ice cream every day, and he has to queue up every time. He has to eat it too late. He has not eaten it yet, so he nodded happily, "Okay, I will go tomorrow." Try it."

He listened carefully just now, and Jing Yu didn't bother to pay attention to the neighbor. When he went out, the sound really made his scalp tingle, and his skin got goosebumps. He walked quickly like a dog chasing after him.

Xiaowan sent him outside the door, "I won't see you off."

Jing Yu waved his hand: "Thank you."

He originally thought that he would just come here to ask a few words, and it wouldn't take long, but he didn't expect that the sky had darkened, so Jing Yu hurried back, and as soon as he reached the back door, he ran into Qi Ye's arms.

Qi Ye supported his body, frowned and looked at him: "Where did you go?"

"I felt bored, so I went out for a walk."

Qi Ye didn't expose him either, with the smell of makeup all over his body, he also knew that he must have gone to Hualou, but Qi Ye knew that he might be looking for Xiaowan.

"Go wash."

"Oh, I want to take a bath today."

Qi Ye glanced at him, Jing Yu basically took a shower these days, he didn't want to take a bath anymore, he felt it was too hot.

"The water is boiling in the kitchen, I'll go and move the bucket into the house for you."

"Oh."

Jing Yu just wanted to relax and relax first, he was still a little nervous, mainly because he was afraid of pain.

After Qi Ye mixed the hot water, he brought Jing Yu's silk pajamas and put it beside him.

"You go out first, I don't need you to bathe me today." Jing Yu just took advantage of Qi Ye's hot water to press the oil under the pillow, and said to Qi Ye after taking off his clothes.

Qi Ye: "What's wrong?"

Jing Yu: "What's wrong?"

Qi Ye didn't speak, but glanced at him with dark eyes, and Jing Yu looked at him innocently.

"Call me for anything, I'll be in the yard." Qi Ye said when closing the door.

Jing Yu muttered: "I see, what can I do if I take a bath."

As soon as Qi Ye left, Jing Yu immediately breathed a sigh of relief, leaning his back against the wall of the barrel, and after soaking for a while, stretched his hands down.

How to do this?

It's so narrow, it's hard to get in with a finger so thin, not to mention the size of Xiao Qiye.

Jing Yu felt scared even thinking about it. His fingers wandered around several times, and every time he approached, he immediately bent up and retracted.

After all, he was embarrassed and had no experience. When the water was almost cold, Jing Yu didn't even bother to do it.

Qi Ye was a little worried about Jing Yu when he was outside, and felt that his behavior was a bit strange. He used to take a bath and yelled for him to stay with him, but now he was driven out. Seeing that he hadn't moved, he opened the door and went in.

Jing Yu was startled, and looked at Qi Ye with wet eyes.

"What, what's the matter?"

Qi Ye's throat moved up and down unconsciously, his face was expressionless, looking fierce, he walked over, stretched out his hand to test the temperature of the water, "The water is cold."

"Oh."

Qi Ye looked down at Jing Yu from above.

Sitting in the bucket, Jing Yu glanced at Qi Ye's waist and lower part, blinked and looked away.

"I've already washed up, and I'm going to get up."

As the words fell, there was a splash, and Jing Yu stood up, stepping out of the tub with his long legs, Qi Ye skillfully picked up a large piece of soft cloth and wrapped it up for him.

Jing Yu didn't even think about putting on clothes, so she wrapped herself in a soft cloth and walked to the back room. She went straight to the bed, turned around and climbed onto the bed.

"You go wash too."

Seeing that his eyes were always on the pillow, Qi Ye knew that something must be wrong with him, so he furrowed his brows deeply and looked at Jing Yu.

Seeing that he was not moving, Jing Yu urged, "Hurry up."

"Yeah." Jing Yu's mind was simple, and basically all his emotions were written on his face. Qi Ye took a look at him and found that except for some entanglements, everything else was normal. Thinking about it, it might not be a serious matter. Only then did I feel a little relieved.

"Then go to bed early."

Jing Yu gave a perfunctory "hmm".

It is impossible to go to bed early, he still has important things to do, how can he go to bed early.

As soon as Qi Ye left, Jing Yu immediately threw the pillow aside, picked up the lotion and put it in the palm of his hand to read, the lotion was very full, and there were words on the wall of the bottle, all in foreign languages, Jing Yu's spoken language was not bad, but not It means that you know all those words, but you can roughly know what to say, that is, some usage methods.

He read those foreign words over and over several times, and silently recited them several times in his heart before opening the bottle.

The packaging was quite tight, and Jing Yu took a lot of effort to remove the lid. He poured it on his fingers, and it dripped onto his lap with a trembling hand. He kicked away the soft cloth around his body.

Qi Ye took a shower very quickly. When he came in, the room was very quiet, and he could hear Jing Yu's breathing, and his heart skipped a beat.

Jing Yu was serious, her face was wrinkled, and she didn't notice Qi Ye's entry at all.

When Qi Ye saw the scene in front of him, the blood all over his body rushed down, and his mouth felt dry for a while.

by candlelight.

Jing Yuquan, glowing white...

Qi Ye walked over, his voice hoarse and hoarse: "What are you doing?"

"Ah?" Jing Yu withdrew his hand immediately, his whole body seemed to have been soaked in red wine, it was red and beautiful, and those beautiful eyes were wet and black.

Qi Ye looked at Jing Yu firmly, his eyes were very dark.

Jing Yu pretended to be nonchalant, very calm, but curled his fingers, "What else can I do? It's just what you see."

Qi Ye asked: "What is that I saw?"

Jing Yu glared at Qi Ye, "Your voice is hoarse, do you know what it is?"

Qi Ye took the oil from Jing Yu, "Aren't you afraid of pain?"

Jing Yu went in, not caring that the oil stained the sheets, and said with a dignified look, "I'm ready."

"But you'd better be gentle for a while."

"I will." Qi Ye leaned down and kissed Jing Yu's lips.

Jing Yu added worryingly, "You must be gentle."

…………

It's actually not that scary.

"Okay, okay?"

Seeing that Jing Yu suddenly loosened his brows and looked happy, Qi Ye couldn't help laughing, "Why?"

Just one finger in.

Jing Yu was a little discouraged: "...Oh."

Although Qi Ye was inexperienced, as long as he knew how to do that kind of thing, and Jing Yu kept talking at the side, he was worried about hurting Jing Yu, so he was patient enough to make Jing Yu sleepy.

Jing Yu was confused: "Are you ready?"

Qi Ye: "..."

"It hasn't started yet."

"Hurry up." Jing Yu shook his head and woke up, only feeling that, wet, da da.

"Is it alright?"

"It should be fine, come on."

"Ah."

Jing Yu began to shout: "Hey, hey, hey"

"No, it still won't work, it hurts, it hurts! It's about to crack."

Qi Ye just went in.

Jing Yu had already started to yell anxiously.

Qi Ye was taken away by him suddenly.

It's not good to be up or down.

I had to pat him lightly.

Jing Yu felt a little ashamed immediately, and cried, "Okay, I'm in so much pain, and you still hit me, you wild man, you don't show any pity at all."

Qi Ye: "..."

"Baby, relax."

Jing Yu was too nervous, and Qi Ye felt a little uncomfortable by him, he gently kissed Jing Yu's cheek and dimple, and whispered in his ear.

Jing Yu's face turned red immediately, and he stopped crying, and relaxed for a moment.

After a while, he asked, "What did you call me just now?"

Qi Ye stepped in a little more, in order to divert his attention.

"Huh? What?"

"Just now, you were in my ear, what did you call me?"

"Baby."

"Cough, um." Jing Yu grinned when he was shouted.

Seeing him like this, Qi Ye went in one by one.

Jing Yu's smile froze on his lips, tears were about to come out, his eyes were full of tears, and he looked at Qi Ye accusingly.

It hurts so much! ! !

Qi Ye kissed his eyes...

The next day, Qi Ye told him not to disturb Jing Yu, so they didn't call him, Jing Yu woke up from hunger.

His throat seemed to be smoky, and there was no place in his body that was comfortable and uncomfortable, especially the place where he was treated warmly and affectionately last night.

As soon as Jing Yu moved, Qi Ye walked over.

"Okay? Are you hungry?"

"Not good, not good at all! Hungry!" Jing Yu hoarse.

Qi Ye brought him a cup of warm water, sat behind Jing Yu, let Jing Yu's back lean against him, and fed him water.

"There is porridge in the kitchen, which is still simmering. If you don't remember it, I'll bring it over."

Jing Yu hummed: "I don't drink porridge!"

Miserable or he is miserable, pitiful being, oppressed, forced

One night, when he woke up, he was not given tonics, but only porridge.

It's too awful.

The author has something to say:. . . .I made a mistake in my prediction, the main text will be finished in a few days, but there will be extra episodes at that time