Fall in love on the scumbag variety show

Chapter 34



Chapter 34

#毛男自己直播Reuters#

#王叶participated in blind date activities#

@烈男酱: @王耶随镜酒哥

@流昌的昂: Shen Sihou's looks are so good!The turtleneck sweater has a domineering temperament bonus, who doesn't love the gentle brother?

@MoMo: Is the woman who splashed Wangye water schizophrenic?Can Wen Ru control his crazy fans?

@海的子子: I didn’t want to mention it at first, but the scumbags are the first to tease, the fans who knocked Wang Ruo really haven’t seen the world [goodbye][goodbye][goodbye], let you see what is the ceiling of rps [Picture: Shen Sihou grabs Wang Ye's hand openly] [Picture: Shen Sihou flirting with Wang Ye's neckline] [Picture: Shen Sihou and Wang Ye's online blind date] [Picture: Shen Sihou grabs Wang Ye's waist and kisses]

@人世青草地: Wang Ye's pick-up manual was confiscated by Shen Sihou, hhhh he's jealous!He is jealous!He is in a hurry!My brother is going to be unlucky!

@秘密code: There is a red spot on Wang Ye's waist!Who grew the strawberries?

In the commercial street, Shen Sihou pressed his mobile phone and stood beside Wang Ye. Wang Ye handed him the pick-up list distributed by the program group. Shen Sihou looked at it. Wang Ye's eyes covered by sunglasses began to look for a pick-up partner, "By the way, Do you have any special strike-up skills?"

Shen Sihou shook his head, put his hands in his pockets, "I don't have such a hobby."

Wang Ye adjusted his sunglasses, "I don't have one either. As an actor, do you go to strike up a conversation and prepare material for Yuji?"

Shen Sihou yawned lazily, he didn't sleep well last night, "You find a way."

Wang Ye raised his head, blew a hooligan whistle at him, and said angrily, "College student, do you want to have a drink with brother?"

Shen Sihou didn't take his bad taste seriously, and leaned close to Wang Ye and said in a low voice: "If you're drunk, will brother still run away?"

Wang Ye swallowed, "Damn, can you not mention this?"

Shen Sihou leaned down slowly, Wang Ye stared at the gradually enlarged facial features in front of him without knowing why, thinking that Shen Sihou wouldn't be so indiscriminate, right?Being seen by fans and the director is really jumping into the Yellow River and I can't wash it away!

Until Shen Sihou silently took away the roster in his hand, took out the signature pen in his pocket and wrote in Qingjuan's handwriting, "This is my contact information, you can add my WeChat."

Wang Ye was surprised, "This... can this be regarded as a successful flirtation?"

Shen Sihou smiled, "The director didn't say you can't strike up a conversation with a male guest, did he?"

Wang Ye flipped his sunglasses and looked at Shen Sihou, "Yes, then I will write one too."

"Two handsome guys, are you going to participate in a shopping mall event?" The shopping mall manager held a microphone to attract tourists, and the staff stood beside them in duckling costumes.

"We are holding a dating event for singles, an on-site matching event for ten male guests and female guests."

Shen Sihou frowned. There are always some unexpected situations in live-action recording, but the director didn't arrange for staff to stop him. It seems that he deliberately filmed some unexpected sideshows.

Wang Ye said: "Isn't this convenient for striking up a conversation, go and have a look!"

Shen Sihou sighed, and was about to dedicate his first blind date in his life.

The female guest that Shen Sihou matched was a university lecturer, a gentle beauty. Shen Sihou sat opposite the girl and listened carefully to her speech.

"May I ask what type of object is your heartbeat?"

Shen Sihou pinched the water glass with his fingers, and stared at the girl tenderly, "Confidence, mystery, and a pure heart."

The girl asked again: "Can you be more specific, such as the appearance?"

Shen Sihou picked up the water glass, and the body of the glass reflected Wang Ye sitting at the next table, "Black hair, beautiful eyes, slender limbs..."

The girl stroked her black hair, and met Shen Sihou's gaze, "You seem to have a suitable candidate?"

Shen Sihou smiled, but did not deny it.

The girl said implicitly, "So good luck to you?"

Shen Sihou nodded, and the girl got up to leave.

On the other hand, Wang Ye didn't seem to be so harmonious. Faced with the matching female guest, Wang Ye confidently greeted, "Hi, how are you?"

The female guest showed a cute smile, "I have watched your drama."

Surprised, Wang Ye skillfully showed off his scumbag charm, "I noticed you when I was passing by just now, and thought you were so beautiful, I never thought I would be so fated."

The female guest took out a photo from her bag, "Can you sign me? I really like you, brother?"

Wang Ye took the photo.

The female guest smiled and said, "Brother is really amazing. Selling rotten lads to fry cp, and cleaning up white dregs of men's design, brother is too powerful?"

Wang Ye frowned puzzled, knowing that she was a black fan, he silently put on the sunglasses, and the female guest picked up a glass of water and poured it on Wang Ye.

Drops of water dripped down his face, Wang Ye looked down and saw that the photo the girl handed over was a photo of him and Wen Ru, Wang Ye raised his head, his sunglasses were stained with water, he grinned with wet lips and said, "Will you help me?" Fill out a pick-up manual?"

The female guest glared at him.

Wang Ye wiped his face, and a tissue was pushed beside him. He raised his head, and Shen Sihou smiled, "Is there anyone here?"

The female guest was taken away by the host of the shopping mall and continued to match with a blind date.

Wang Ye wiped the water droplets on his sunglasses, and continued to sort out the flirting list in his hand, "What are you pretending, sit down."

With a warm smile in Shen Sihou's eyes, he confiscated five or six manuals that Wang Ye had collected one after another, "Need to introduce yourself?"

"Eh?" Wang Ye was dissatisfied. After cooperating with the mantis catching cicadas and orioles, all the fruits of his labor were occupied by him. He propped his chin and asked, "Blind date?"

"Yes, do you have a house? Do you have a car? How much is the monthly salary? How many people are in the family? How many exes are there? After marriage, will you support the family or I will support the family? How many children do you plan to have?"

Shen Sihou tapped his fingers on the table, answering Wang Ye's questions one by one with great patience, "There are properties in City A and Jin Street, and if you like a sea view room, there is also a private island."

"Cars can be used for transportation, and some collections are personal hobbies."

"There are five people in the family."

"No ex."

"I love the feeling of running a family together."

"As for the child, I don't want it at the moment. If you like it, we can adopt one. Because of family reasons, I don't like the feeling of too many brothers and sisters, but I respect your opinion."

Wang Ye was dumbfounded, "Damn, the evil bourgeoisie."

Shen Sihou smiled, "Is there anything else you want to ask?"

Wang Ye moved his lips but did not respond, the conversation between the two was interrupted by the host, "Please light up the male and female guests who are successfully matched, and proceed to the next activity."

Shen Sihou stretched out his hand, Wang Ye showed surprise, and immediately went to the front light board, but Shen Sihou quickly turned it on.

The host looked over, "Who are these two male guests?"

Shen Sihou asked back: "Is it not possible?"

Moderator: "Yes, yes."

Host: "The next game rule is "Love Attraction". A blind date guest picks up a ping pong ball with his mouth and passes it to another guest. The latter throws the ping pong ball into the basket to score one point. Get a nice gift."

Wang Ye turned around and planned to sneak away, but was dragged back by Shen Sihou's back collar, his waist felt chilly in an instant, Wang Ye immediately grabbed the hem of the clothes, "let go!"

Shen Sihou looked at him tenderly, "Brother, don't you want to run away again?"

Wang Ye glared at Shen Sihou, took a few deep breaths to move his facial muscles, and walked by the table tennis pool to explore.

Shen Sihou stared at his movements and thought it was so cute. When he thought of being cute, Shen Sihou himself was taken aback. People like Wang Ye are not cute. Shen Sihou shook his head helplessly and finally understood. Why does my father always say that a man like Daddy is cute.

Thinking of another man at every turn, Shen Sihou stopped thinking about it and walked to Wang Ye's side.

The videographer following the filming stood on the side of the stage, causing dissatisfaction among the photography staff in the shopping mall. The cameraman said arrogantly: "Do you have my expertise in your equipment? I'm shooting while I'm done. I'll give you a videotape after it's done."

The staff of the shopping mall were speechless, thinking that it would be good to send it over after making it.

The guests of the program group walked into the shopping mall one after another. Jin Hang and Ye Jin stood shoulder to shoulder by the guardrail, "Brother Ye, come on! Chen Sihou, come on!"

Qiao Zihan snorted coldly, turned his head and stood beside the two little girls wearing JK, showing a cheerful smile, holding the pickup manual and asking, "Hi, can I bother you for a minute, I'm doing a mental connection today, exercising Talk to strangers, because I am usually a very shy person, I want to improve my self-confidence by communicating with strangers. Today my goal is five people, you are my first, please do not refuse I can ?"

"Ahhh!" The audience cheered, and the host announced: the game has started.

Wang Ye leaned down, opened his mouth and took a deep breath, sticking the ping pong ball to his lips, holding it carefully with the tip of his tongue, he slowly turned to face Shen Sihou, "Uh huh—come here—huh?"

Shen Sihou tilted his head slightly to look at him, seeing that Wang Ye was holding a ball in his mouth, and it was so much fun to hew and haw his command to himself, so he just stood where he was.

The ping-pong ball fell on the floor and bounced twice. Wang Ye stomped on it impatiently.

Wang Ye sucked up a ball with great difficulty, turned around and raised an eyebrow at Shen Sihou, "Are you coming or not...uh..."

Shen Sihou stepped forward and stretched out his hand to clasp Wang Ye's waist, "Uh!" Wang Ye's eyes widened, staring at Shen Sihou's closed eyes close to his lips, his Adam's apple rolled, Wang Ye subconsciously opened it slightly Lips, the ping pong ball rolled down his lips...

The light shone on the ping pong ball with crystal water stains, Shen Sihou's breath sprinkled on Wang Ye's neck, he took a sharp breath, Shen Sihou raised his eyes, stared at Wang Ye's frightened eyes, He kissed the ping-pong ball on Ye's throat.

Wang Ye faltered and didn't dare to move, his Adam's apple trembled, "Uh... hurry up... it's itchy...itches!"

Shen Sihou picked up the ping-pong ball, turned around and dropped the ping-pong ball into the basket, "Are you..."

When Shen Sihou turned his head again, Wang Ye was squinting his eyes half-closed and pouting his mouth intoxicated, as if asking for a kiss. Shen Sihou frowned. Could it be that he didn't know that his ball was dropped?

"Did you do it on purpose?"

Shen Sihou pinched Wang Ye's chin and pointed him at the plate supporting the ping pong balls. Wang Ye touched his mouth, "Oh? I'm obviously sucked? When did it fall?"

The male guest outside the venue looked anxiously, "Shen Sihou, give me some strength!"

"Wang Ye kissed him! Feed him!" Jin Hang patted the railing.

Si Shaozong asked: "Who are you kissing? Who are you feeding it to?"

Jin Hang was puzzled, "Dear table tennis, feed it to Chen Sihou?"


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