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Chapter 1099 Anti-counterfeiting Marks

"Hiss~~ What are you doing~~"

Chuanmei slapped away Lin Mo's finger that was poking her face and said angrily.

At this moment, four people were standing next to the parking space in Chengyue Community: Lin Mo, Liu Ruyan, Miss Yuan, and Chuanmei.

However, all three of them were focused on the Sichuan girl, because her face was so swollen that her eyes were completely obscured.

If Miss Yuan hadn't said she was from Sichuan, Lin Mo and the other person would never have recognized each other if they had met on the street.

His face was clearly stung by a bee; not only was his nose bruised and swollen, but his entire head seemed to have grown larger.

"No, no, they're still not dead? Chuanzi, you really are the king of endurance! Did you two go and stir up a hornet's nest?"

"The key question is, you two don't even have protective suits, how dare you do this? Where are the others? And why is Sister Yuan alright?" Lin Mo swallowed hard as she spoke.

It's hard to imagine what Chuanmei went through today. She was fine when we parted this morning, but when she came back this afternoon, she was almost unrecognizable. She must have gained at least several pounds.

"What do you mean by disturbing a hornet's nest? We're going to collect honey. Spring has arrived, the flowers are blooming, don't you know what a hardworking little bee is?"

Besides, we only saw this thing on a whim, so we didn't have time to find protective suits. As for the others, our class monitor, Wang Xiaoyue, and the other two were writing their papers in the studio and didn't have time to go out. So, only Chuanmei and I went out together.

As for why I'm fine, Sister Yuan, who said I'm fine? I'm just not badly injured, look!

As she spoke, Miss Yuan stretched out her short legs. Her already short legs, which had no ankles, were now not only short but also chubby, making them look more and more like radishes.

"Oh, this."

"What is this? And my butt, I got two injections, you won't believe me!" With that, Miss Yuan turned around and stuck out her little butt.

However, her pants were quite loose at the time, so it wasn't noticeable at all.

Seeing this, Liu Ruyan asked in confusion, "Wait, you're wearing pants, how could you still get stung on the butt?"

Hearing this, Miss Yuan coughed awkwardly twice and laughed, "Ahem, well, I was just taking a quick break in a corner, you know what I mean!"

Liu Ruyan:

This is so abstract. Is this something a human could do?

"No, Sister Yuan, we're girls. Is it right for us to poop in the street?" Lin Mo asked incredulously.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at him: "Nonsense, everyone eats grains and other foods, who doesn't need to poop and pee!"

There wasn't a single toilet anywhere in the mountains, so of course I had to find a way. Can a living person die from holding in their pee?

I was already quite far away, and the girl from Sichuan was in pain, collecting honey. Who would have thought that even though I was so far away, bees would still come looking for me!

Thinking about this, Miss Yuan felt very wronged. She had clearly made an excuse to pee and run away, but she was still caught by a few stray bees, and her little bottom was all swollen!

She's determined to eat this wild honey today, not even Jesus could stop her!

"Alright, alright, how are you two? Have you seen a doctor?" Liu Ruyan asked, barely suppressing a laugh.

Although the species of bees that stung the two people is unknown, being stung multiple times can be dangerous.

Hearing this, the Sichuan girl nodded: "Don't worry, we're not stupid. We went to the hospital first after we got back. They treated us there, and the doctor said it was okay, not serious. They applied some ointment, and I'm much better now!"

Lin Mo: "Open your eyes before you speak!"

Sichuan girl: "I've already opened my eyes as wide as they can!"

Liu Ruyan chuckled, then playfully punched Lin Mo, saying, "Stop teasing me! I'm already in a terrible situation!"

It has to be said that the Sichuan girl is quite comical now; she looks so funny that it's almost laughable. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that she's been hit by a "face-changing kick."

"Alright, do you want some honey? There's too much, we can't finish it all. If you want, we can share some with you!" Miss Yuan said.

Lin Mo nodded repeatedly: "Yes, of course I want it! Wild honey is such a good thing!"

He had bought a jar of wild honey from a shopping website before, and it worked well. Although this one doesn't have such a strong effect, it is still wild, and pure wild honey still has the basic effects.

What's more, such pure wild honey is rare these days, you have to try it! If you take it to a restaurant to cook with, you could charge them an extra ten thousand or eight thousand.

Don't ask why it's so expensive. The answer is that it's purely wild, purely harvested by hand, without any protective clothing. Its main selling point is that it's purely natural and pollution-free.

"Sister Ruyan, you go upstairs first, I'll go cut a piece of honey and bring it back," Lin Mo said.

Liu Ruyan nodded in response: "Alright, I'll go upstairs first. Be careful, there might still be bees inside, or you might get stung!"

"Don't worry, I know what I'm doing!" Lin Mo said, then pulled Miss Yuan and Chuan Mei to the studio to distribute the honey.

The honeycomb was the size of a washbasin; Miss Yuan certainly couldn't finish it all by herself, so they naturally ate it themselves. Soon, when the three arrived at the studio, Chuanmei received a warm welcome from the class monitor and his two companions.

Just kidding, this guy is the kind of tough guy who can poke a hornet's nest with his bare hands, and he even brought them pure wild honey to eat. What a kind person!

What's more, this Sichuan girl looks hilarious!

Class monitor: "Sichuan girl, please sit down. Are you tired? If you're not tired, would you mind if I took a few pictures?"

He Xiaoyue: "Class monitor, Chuanmei is definitely fine. Let's divide the honey first. Why are you taking pictures of him?"

Director Wang: "What for? Of course, to gather footage! Oh, what a pity I wasn't there, otherwise I could have filmed it all."

"Chuanzi, where did you get the honey? Are there any around here? If so, let's go again. This time I'm bringing a high-definition camera; I'm sure I can film the whole process. With a little editing, it'll be a great video, and it'll definitely go viral!"

Sichuan girl:.

"You're a fucking inhuman! Other bloggers only spend a little money to create content, but you're charging bloggers money for filming, huh!"

"It's true that the work needs updating, but isn't my life also a life?"

His employees are incredibly rebellious; they treat him like he's nothing, just to shoot footage and update videos.

If you criticize them, these people will still be thinking about updating their content to make more money for him. If you don't criticize them, they'll want to get stung by bees again. They're truly dedicated to their jobs and love what they do!

"Alright, how do we divide this honey?" Lin Mo asked, holding a kitchen knife.

Anyway, he quite liked it, since there aren't many pure wild honeys like this; most are from domesticated honey.

"I don't want it, take it away, take it all away! I get annoyed just looking at this stuff!" Chuanmei waved her hand, seemingly very angry, though her facial expression didn't reveal it.

"It would be better if we didn't have any. We can divide it among ourselves. I'll take half, keep some for myself, and give the rest to my parents to try," Miss Yuan said.

The class monitor gave a thumbs up: "Sister Yuan is so filial! She's thinking of her parents. Honey can help with bowel movements, so it's good for the elderly to eat some. You can give some to the elderly in your family, and maybe take some to your grandparents too!"

"No need for that. I don't know if this stuff is safe for older people to eat. What if it makes my grandparents sick? My parents are fine, they're young, they can handle it," Miss Yuan said, waving her hand.

Everyone:

What a filial granddaughter! No wonder Grandpa Jiang and his wife love her so much. Who wouldn't love her? It's just a pity for Old Yuan.

"How about you, Sister Yuan, take a loss and give me some? I want to give some to my teacher," Lin Mo said.

Having studied traditional Chinese medicine, he was well aware of its effects. He could even keep some for Professor Li to use as medicinal herbs.

After a brief discussion, Miss Yuan took one-third, Lin Mo took one-third, and Class Monitor Wang and He Xiaoyue divided the remaining one-third.

Don't be fooled by the small amount the squad leader and the others took; this honeycomb is quite large, about the size of a washbasin. Even if they only get a small piece, it will be enough for them to eat for a while.

Lin Mo swiftly divided the honey with his knife, and all five were satisfied, except for Chuan Mei, whose world was now complete.

As for Miss Yuan being stung, her sting was mild. Besides, she's perfectly fine now, not affected at all.

Moreover, she wasn't stung on the face, so as long as she doesn't say anything, no one can tell. After all, no one can pull down her pants to see her butt, right?

As for her short legs that had thickened a bit, nobody cared. After all, she didn't have ankles to begin with, and her legs looked like radishes. Now, this radish was just a bit thicker.

"Come on, Chuanzi, look up," Lin Mo said to Chuanmei while holding his phone.

Sichuan girl: "What?"

Lin Mo: "Taking a picture?"

Sichuan girl: "You don't need to shoot any footage, so why are you taking pictures!"

Lin Mo rolled his eyes at him upon hearing this: "Nonsense, your thing is a counterfeit product, so I have to take pictures of the anti-counterfeiting labels."

Otherwise, who would believe me if I gave it as a gift and said it was pure wild honey? With your face here, that's the biggest proof. This big bag—who dares say this honey isn't purely wild? Don't you think so?

The Sichuan girl was stunned for a moment upon hearing this, but then immediately broke down: (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

"You fucking don't blame Sister Yuan for calling you 'Little Black Dog,' you're a real dog, and your heart is black too! You deserve to die! I'll fight you to the death!"

As the Sichuan girl lunged at him, Lin Mo simply extended one finger and poked her face.

The next second, the Sichuan girl shrank back onto the sofa and transformed into a wailing pupa.

(End of this chapter)