Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 1085 Elevator God of War



Chapter 1085 Elevator God of War

After seeing Lin Mo off, Liu Ruyan drove to the company. After all, she had to work. Apart from the rich second generation, the richer people are, the busier they are. Liu Ruyan is already very lucky, since she still has her husband, Comrade Liu, to support her.

I'm just gradually taking over the family business now. There is pressure, but not as much as I imagined.

As for Miss Yuan, that's what I call comfortable; her main goal is to live a life of leisure and idleness.

Of course, this was her own choice. Besides, given her family's circumstances, even if she were to remain uneducated and idle her whole life, she would still have plenty of money and could live a happy and carefree life.

Although Miss Yuan and her brother Yuan Hua have always been vying for the position of heir, she has never thought about competing for a job.

Simply put, the company can give you the rights, but I want the money and dividends, and I want more of it. You do the work, and I'll eat the food. That's the way to go.

Lin Mo boarded the high-speed train and found his seat. It wasn't a sleeper berth, just a regular second-class seat. After all, with the speed of the high-speed train, it would only take a little over two hours, so there was no need to worry.

As for first class, sorry, I'm used to second class, I've never even considered it.

I found my seat smoothly without any dramatic events, such as being forced to put down my luggage by a girl, or being asked to change seats.

It wasn't a holiday, and their carriage wasn't even full, only about half full. Lin Mo found a window seat and sat down.

He took a bottle of water out of his bag. After all, water on the high-speed train is too expensive, often starting at ten yuan. Although he doesn't need that money now, he still has to be frugal when riding his bicycle to a bar. That's how college students are these days.

I'll buy game skins for a couple hundred yuan without hesitation, but I absolutely won't spend an extra yuan on a box when ordering takeout.

It's just ordinary mineral water, like Ice Dew, which costs one yuan a bottle. Wahaha, he doesn't like the taste.

He unscrewed the cap, took a sip to moisten his throat, and then opened his phone, which prominently displayed today's shopping page.

The reason I haven't made a decision yet is because I woke up late this morning and was quite busy. I almost missed the high-speed train. Liu Ruyan was on the train with me, so it's been delayed until now.

[German-style sniper rifle; the same model used by the legendary gun god, made by combining two guns. Each gun has a range of 50 meters, and combining the two guns increases the range to 100 meters. It is an upgradeable weapon, allowing you to add any type of gun to it. Each additional gun increases the range by 100 meters, with no upper limit: ¥7.62]

[Zhang Xue's motorcycle 820: After riding it, you can create a four-second gap between yourself and other motorcycles, but you can only create a gap between yourself and other motorcycles: ¥43.8]

[One Xizhilang jelly: After eating it, you'll ascend to heaven in broad daylight and appear directly in space. Don't ask why, because you want to be an astronaut! ¥10]

[Elevator God of War: Press the elevator button ten times and stay in the elevator for a full hour. From then on, any elevator will be your domain. You will be invincible inside elevators. Even if a dump truck crashes in, you can push it back with one hand: ¥94.67]

Looking at today's shopping page, Lin Mo's lips twitched involuntarily. Logically speaking, today's situation could be considered a stroke of good luck.

After all, he hadn't gotten anything good in a long time. Recently, apart from the first item, weapons, the rest were just some daily necessities, which were at most a little cheaper. In the end, he could only buy some luxury items like gold and brooches to enrich Liu Ruyan's jewelry box.

Although Emperor Ruyan never wanted these things, it was his business whether he wanted them or not, and it was his business whether he gave them to her or not. In any case, Liu Ruyan was always quite happy when he gave them to her.

As for the good stuff I found last time, it was Weathering With You, the ability to make it rain in a localized area.

It's been so long, and today I finally managed to find a page with four items that were all conceptual level items, but the result was disappointing.

The first item was about weaponry. He had seen a clip of the video online. It was about Li Yunlong's old partner, Political Commissar Zhao, and his amazing feat in another TV series, combining two guns to double their range.

While it has some scientific basis, it sounds just like the missile interception algorithm that Taiwanese commentator Lao Yu mentioned, where the probability of interception with one missile is 70%, and the probability of interception with three missiles becomes 210%.

But his 'Yingde-style' is clearly an enhanced version; it's an upgradeable weapon that can infinitely increase its range. If this were in a novel, it would definitely be a divine weapon.

It would be interesting if I could build up a gun that's tens of meters long, since even though it can be built up infinitely, the gun barrel would definitely keep getting longer.

It would be hilarious if someone could take a 40-meter sniper rifle and stick the barrel right into the enemy's forehead.

Zhang Xue's motorcycle is really cool; it recently won a championship, easily outperforming many foreign luxury brands, yet it's very affordable—truly the king of value for money. However, he doesn't like riding motorcycles, especially since this particular motorcycle has a special effect: it can give him a 4-second lead over other motorcycles. It seems impressive, but what if the other motorcycle stalls? He won't be able to move either!

Don't think this is alarmist; if the shopping page says it this way, then it will be strictly enforced, and there won't be any loopholes.

As for Xizhilang jelly, let's not even talk about it. Ascending to heaven in broad daylight sounds impressive, and people who don't know the story might think it's like becoming an immortal. In reality, it's like sending someone directly to outer space.

Someone like him, without a spaceship or a spacesuit, would be dead if he ate it. Besides, it only said how to send him there, not how to bring him back. It didn't even prepare a parachute. Eating it would be suicide.

When he gets old, can't walk anymore, and is about to die, then we can eat him. It would be fine if he died in outer space.

While others are cremated, buried, or buried at sea, he can be buried in the air. Perhaps when technology advances and ordinary people can go to outer space, he will become a tourist attraction.

With the first three options already decided, it seems he can only choose the fourth one. Of course, if the fourth option is also a deadly contraption, he would rather choose Zhang Xue's motorcycle. After all, this thing is risky; at worst, he can just find a place to sell it for scrap metal, which will still be worth some money.

"Elevator God of War, it's alright, it's better than nothing. What if there's an elevator accident someday?" Lin Mo sighed helplessly, then clicked to pay directly.

He's invincible inside the elevator. Judging by his posture, even Thanos could be defeated. But once he's out of the elevator, he's just an ordinary person. He even said that if he had great luck, he could be pushed back inside the elevator. What a joke! Who would have great luck and crash into an elevator?

If you happen to be in an elevator or living on the 18th floor and a stroke of good luck is coming your way, you're definitely about to be transported to another world. That's an interdimensional teleportation device, and they're probably just trying to meet their KPIs.

As the old saying goes, it's always good to have more skills when you're out in the world, and the prerequisites aren't difficult anyway.

After purchasing today's goods, Lin Mo casually opened Douyin (TikTok) to kill time. Since he had a power bank, he wasn't worried about his phone running out of battery.

As for writing papers on high-speed trains? Sorry, he's not that diligent.

Lin Mo went out, and his cousin Su He returned home to start packing, preparing for Lin Mo to collect all the hotel fragments so he could start his new job and earn more money.

While Liu Ruyan was busy with her own company, Chuanmei and the others in the university town were also busy, some doing their work and others working on abstract concepts.

After a day of rest, Wang Finance has finally recovered some energy. At this moment, He Xiaoyue is scolding the studio staff, pointing at a dog's head.

No other reason than that Wangcai pulled her onto the bed.

You know, Wangcai has never done this since it was first adopted, not even before it ate the dog food Lin Mo brought. This sudden change is definitely intentional.

"Come on, Xiaoyue, why are you arguing with Wangcai? It's just a dog. You can talk to it, but do you really expect it to understand what you're saying?" The class monitor comforted He Xiaoyue by putting his arm around her.

There was no other way. Since the class monitor and Director Wang were living together, He Xiaoyue felt too lonely living alone, so she asked Wangcai to live with her. She thought that having a dog at home would make her less lonely, and she could also do a live stream anytime to shoot some footage.

"Class monitor, Wangcai did it on purpose! Didn't you see its cheeky little expression this morning? I seriously suspect it's become a spirit!" He Xiaoyue said angrily.

In response, Miss Yuan hugged Wangcai tightly, rubbed the dog's head angrily, and laughed, "It's become a spirit? A spirited dog is Mozai, but Wangcai is out of the question."

It probably wet the bed because it was tired yesterday. Luckily, Wangcai doesn't destroy things in the house, otherwise we would have found a way to deal with it. We could just give it two female puppies every day.

"Sister Yuan, dogs don't go into heat every day, it's only a few days a year! No matter how many dogs you bring back then, Wangcai won't be interested!" Chuanmei said speechlessly.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan glared and said, "Nonsense, of course I know your sister Yuan, but do you think I'm like you? Do you think I wouldn't drug Wangcai?"

Unlike you, you can't even be drugged; you have to eat handfuls of those little blue pills!

Sichuan girl:.

"This is utterly alarmist! This is slander! Slander! I'm going to get Old Mo to vouch for me!"

"Come on, everyone says Lao Mo has already left. You're looking for him? Doesn't that mean you're guilty? By the way, how many days has Lao Mo been gone?" Director Wang asked.

Miss Yuan shook her head: "I'm not too sure about that, but he said it should be ready by this week. Don't worry, you guys hurry up and finish your work. When Lao Mo comes back, let's go to the amusement park together. I want to ride bumper cars lately!"

Roller coasters are fine too, and there's also a giant swing ride. It's just that there's no bungee jumping place in Jiangning, otherwise it would be quite fun to take you there!

Hearing this, everyone was speechless. Apart from the bumper cars, they weren't interested in the rest at all.

(End of this chapter)


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