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Chapter 1083 Filial Piety is Too Expensive

As for godfathers, Chuanmei really doesn't care. Not to mention that he's now a self-media creator, even before he started doing self-media, they were all godfathers to each other in their dormitory. This is nothing at all.

But godfathers are different. The term "godfather" has evolved from a traditional godparent relationship into a moral issue, which is absurd.

Let alone a grown man like him, even a girl would be unhappy if someone said she had a sugar daddy. Of course, the Sichuan girl's reaction was intense.

"Godfather is one thing, but godfather is another. I also have godmother, though I haven't seen her for several years. She likes me a lot, and every time she sees me she gives me gifts, like dresses and toys. I even have a car that was a gift from my godmother."

"However, my godmother has been abroad for the past few years and hasn't come back much," Miss Yuan said, rolling her eyes at the Sichuan girl.

Hearing this, He Xiaoyue was taken aback: "Your godmother? Oh~ your godmother is a person!"

In response, Miss Yuan said, "Are you...insulting me?"

He Xiaoyue waved her hands repeatedly: "No, no. I thought... Let me put it this way, I was sick when I was little, so my mom made me recognize an old tree as my godmother, so I've always thought that a godmother is a thing!"

"Huh? Your godmother is an ancient tree?" Miss Yuan was greatly shocked upon hearing this.

He Xiaoyue nodded: "Yes, I used to go to pay my respects to her every year when I was little, but I don't go as often now."

"Why? Then why did you ask her, Gu'e?" Miss Yuan asked curiously.

Hearing this, He Xiaoyue knew what Miss Yuan meant, and quickly said, "No, no, my godmother is doing very well. Her trees should be lush and green now. It's just that the area was fenced off and turned into a tourist attraction. You have to pay to enter, which is too expensive to show filial piety!"

Everyone:

At this moment, everyone felt that this was so abstract. Godmother had become a tourist attraction and was fenced off. How could this be?

What a convenient excuse that filial piety is too expensive! No wonder there are scumbags in the world who don't support their elderly parents. Look, isn't that what they are?

Miss Yuan's lips twitched, then she cupped her hands in admiration and said, "To be able to pass the civil service exam at such an advanced age, your esteemed sir is truly remarkable!"

Do you guys have godparents like that too?

Wang nodded upon hearing this: "We have a similar custom where children are sick or ill when they are young, or if a fortune teller says that the child's fate is not strong enough, then they have to find a godfather or godmother, preferably someone with a strong enough fate to protect them."

I have a childhood friend from the same village. When he was young, he recognized a big rock on the mountain in our village as his godfather. Then, a few years later, the mountain was blasted, and his godfather split into countless godfathers!

Miss Yuan: "His dad exploded?"

Director Wang: "Sister Yuan, what you said is even harsher. Luckily, my childhood friend isn't here!"

"And then what happened? What happened to your childhood friend?" the class monitor asked curiously.

After all, Director Wang had never told her about this before, which was quite amusing.

"Later? Let me think... It seems his mother consulted a fortune teller again, who said my childhood friend's fate was too strong, even a stone would break under it. He had to find someone even stronger, otherwise his life would be full of misfortunes and he would easily bring bad luck to his family. In the end, it seems he recognized the sun as his godfather!" Director Wang said.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan's eyes widened immediately: "What?! A descendant of the sun?"

Everyone:

It has to be said that she has a knack for summarizing; she always manages to hit the nail on the head.

However, there are quite a few cases of people adopting trees or stones as godparents, and there are even cases of people adopting a river as their godmother.

The general process involves tying a red string to the godparents you're to be recognized as, and then visiting them at a fixed time each year to offer prayers and seek peace. Essentially, it's no different from praying to gods or Buddhas. This custom exists in many places across China.

"But speaking of which, now that you've become a descendant of the sun, your childhood friend should be alright, right?" Miss Yuan asked.

Just then, Wangcai, who was lying on the ground, suddenly whimpered twice: "Hmph~ Hmph~~ (Daddy, Daddy, I'm dying, Daddy!)"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, then quickly picked up Wangcai.

"Quick, quick, pour Wangcai some Anmuxi to help him recover!" Miss Yuan shouted.

Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue quickly opened the last case of Anmuxi, but still didn't win. She poured a bottle for Wangcai, put it to its lips, and watched it sip it slowly. Only then did everyone feel relieved.

“My childhood friend is fine now, it’s all just superstition anyway. But Sister Yuan, you’re too ruthless. I think we should find Wangcai a godfather!” Director Wang said.

His childhood friend is definitely fine now, but he feels that Wangcai is about to die.

"Go away, it's just tired. Who knew it was so weak? It got such a mess after only seven female puppies?"

"Weren't you quite capable at noon?" Miss Yuan said, pouting.

It all started around noon when Wangcai, holding onto Miss Yuan's leg, transformed into a teddy bear and began a frenzied exercise.

After checking, everyone realized that Wangcai was in heat. After all, Wangcai was no longer the little puppy it used to be. Male mixed-breed dogs typically go into heat between 4 and 12 months of age, with the first heat usually occurring around six months after birth. Clearly, Wangcai's heat cycle had reached its limit.

Then Miss Yuan became interested and immediately took Wangcai away, saying she would take it to a brothel. It has to be said that Miss Yuan's connections in Jiangning are really wild; she can find all sorts of things.

Then she took Wangcai to a dog farm and spent a little money to give Wangcai a full massage.

However, she clearly overestimated Wangcai's abilities. Although she could hire three masseuses at the bathhouse, Wangcai didn't have that ability, let alone seven.

Look, Wangcai is so tired he's practically drooling, and then he enters a state of sagehood.

"No, Sister Yuan, do you want to hear what you're saying? Seven people? One against seven? Do you think he's Sasuke's brother?" He Xiaoyue couldn't help but say.

Wang Chu was taken aback: "Huh? You watch Naruto too!"

"Get lost, that's not important, the key is seven. Ask Director Wang if he can handle it," He Xiaoyue asked.

The squad leader rolled his eyes at him and said, "Go away, go by yourself. Let's see if you can handle it. If you can find seven men, then I'll consider you awesome!"

Just say it, how can you involve yourself in something like this!

"That's not true. I'm doing this for Wangcai's own good. I found him seven different girls: Border Collies, Golden Retrievers, Teddy Bears, Pomeranians, and more. They're all exotic and have a great sense of style!" Miss Yuan retorted.

Hearing this, He Xiaoyue sighed helplessly and said, "Wangcai has really been ruined by you this time. I should have listened to me and just had him sterilized!"

Everyone:

Wangcai: "Woof woof~~@#￥%..."

(End of this chapter)