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Chapter 1059 My Sword and Shield

Chapter 1059 My Sword and Shield

It's heartbreaking, to say the least. Although Chuanmei has always wanted to be in a relationship, he only talks about it. If he were to actually give her a girlfriend, she would be driven away by him within a month.

Whether their kidneys are weak or not is a minor issue, since they have connections with traditional Chinese medicine doctors, so this is not considered an illness.

But the girl from Sichuan doesn't seem to be in a relationship right now. Imagine if he gets a girlfriend, and one night he puts on makeup, and she suddenly finds out that her boyfriend is prettier than her, and even occasionally wears her clothes. That's terrifying to think about.

At that time, any woman who is not mentally strong will feel inferior. After all, how can a woman not have feelings when facing someone more beautiful than herself?

There are only two possible outcomes: either the two break up, or the Sichuan girl turns her girlfriend gay, breaks up with her, and finds a real girl.

To be honest, he had privately discussed the topic of Sichuan girls' future partners with Liu Ruyan.

Both agreed that if the Sichuan girl wanted to find a partner, she either had to completely break away from the concept of Li Shiya, or she should look among her peers online.

Since we're both bloggers, we should be able to understand each other's work, which actually gives us more to talk about.

If all else fails, it would be better to find a neutral woman, and the two of them agreed that the most suitable one was Ms. Zhao Yun upstairs.

But the two of them didn't know the current state of Ms. Zhao's straight woman nature. What if she still liked women? This organic food from Sichuan would be exposed as soon as she was touched!

In the back car, Chuanmei was so angry that she screamed, but she didn't dare to grab the steering wheel from Director Wang, so she could only rage helplessly.

The three women in the car in front were also having a lively time. Miss Yuan was driving with sunglasses on and a lollipop in her mouth. How should I put it, she looked very cool.

"Sister Yuan, it was really great to go out and have fun. I suggest you increase the frequency of our outings in the future!" He Xiaoyue said happily from the passenger seat.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan gave an OK sign: "No problem, it's no fun coming out by myself anyway!"

"What about going on a trip? We're graduating soon, Sister Yuan, would you like to join us on our graduation trip? We could go to Yunnan or something!" the class monitor said from behind.

Although I haven't graduated yet, it won't be long. Before, I wouldn't have dared to dream of it; I would have been grateful to have a good job after graduation. But recently, everyone's income has increased, and when people have money, they naturally start to feel restless. No one is an exception to this.

"Tourism? No fun, no fun, I'm not going!" Miss Yuan waved her hands repeatedly.

The two women: ? ? ?

"Why, Sister Yuan? Going on a trip and traveling around, the Sichuan girl can still shoot footage and update without delaying the updates, isn't that great!" He Xiaoyue asked, puzzled.

Miss Yuan sighed and said in a worldly tone, "I've tried them all. They're not very interesting. I think Jiangning is pretty good now. We can take a walk around nearby, but I wouldn't go on a long trip. It's too tiring!"

Although Miss Yuan has inexhaustible energy, long-term travel can be exhausting. The best travel time is about a week, which can maintain the excitement without making you too tired.

Besides, Miss Yuan has been to most parts of the country. Some places are indeed beautiful, but after seeing them so many times, they become boring.

"By the way, Sister Yuan, have you been to many places?" the class monitor asked curiously.

Miss Yuan sneered at this, and then began to recount all the places she had visited over the years, making the two women extremely envious. They then sighed that it was good to be rich.

"Oh, I'm different from you guys. Sister Yuan, I've never had any plans in my life. I rely entirely on spur-of-the-moment decisions and when I'm about to die. Why think so much?"

As she spoke, Miss Yuan turned the steering wheel off the national highway and onto the dirt road. Seeing this, Director Wang took the opportunity to follow.

After driving for quite some time, the group finally stopped by a stream in a valley.

"Wow~~"

Holy crap!

"Sister Yuan, you paid for this place, didn't you?" "We have such a good place in Jiangning?"

As soon as they got off the bus, everyone was stunned by the scenery before them. On both sides were mountains, which were lush and full of vitality. In front of them was a stream with clear water, and birdsong could be heard from the mountains on both sides from time to time.

【Cuckoo~Cuckoo~】

"Huh? Is that a cuckoo?" Miss Yuan asked curiously upon hearing the sound.

Lin Mo nodded: "Probably, but there are definitely pheasants in this area!"

"Pheasant? Mo Zai, do you know how to cook pheasant?" Miss Yuan asked excitedly.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo quickly looked up and said, "Stop! Pheasants are protected animals, it's illegal. You'd better shut up. Wang Chuchuan and I will unload the cargo. Class monitor Xiaoyue, you two cook. Sister Yuan, you go have some fun!"

Just kidding. Expecting Miss Yuan to do the work will only make things more chaotic. I'm not afraid of people being lazy or stupid, but I'm afraid of someone who is stupid but also hardworking. That would be a disaster.

Soon, Lin Mo and the other two men began unloading the picnic equipment, ingredients, vegetables, fruits, and drinks, while the two women, including the squad leader, started cooking. Under Lin Mo's tutelage, the squad leader's cooking skills had improved rapidly and were now quite impressive.

With clear division of labor among the five people, the barbecue grill was quickly set up.

Just then, Miss Yuan suddenly jumped out, holding a fishing rod and a landing net in each hand, shouting, "My sword and shield!"

Lin Mo: "Baba Bu Yi"

Sichuan girl: "Waibibabu"

Wang Chu: "Bibi Labu!"

Seeing this, He Xiaoyue looked left and right and realized that her friends had all gotten the code. She also wanted to join the abstract army. So she hugged Wangcai and made an eight gesture under his chin: "Baka yarou!"

Everyone:

Wangcai flew into a rage and broke free from He Xiaoyue's arms, barking: "Woof woof woof!"

“Wangcai is a mongrel, not a Shiba Inu. Your insults are really harsh,” Lin Mo sighed.

Class monitor: ? ? ?

"What are you guys doing? Is this some new abstract game?"

It's obvious that the squad leader has become detached from the masses and is somewhat out of place.

Seeing this, Miss Yuan stepped forward, patted He Xiaoyue on the shoulder, and sighed, "I wouldn't even give a damn about a 25-yuan milk tea, but I'll befriend a fool like me!"

Then she turned around, opened her arms, looked at the crowd, and continued, "My friends, remember this: even if you're all idiots, you're still the best idiots in the world!"

Lin Mo: "+1"

Sichuan girl: "I second that"

Director Wang: "Me too!"

At this moment, the saying "birds of a feather flock together" came into being. Their behavior fully demonstrated what it means to be a bunch of fair-weather friends!

After all, pure love is something that can only be longed for but never attained, but a simple and slightly eccentric friendship is simply too addictive.

(End of this chapter)