Chapter 1055 Localized Rainfall
Chapter 1055 Localized Rainfall
Chapter 1055 Localized Rainfall
At noon, a comical scene unfolded in front of the restaurant: four young men, holding megaphones, were bullying an elderly woman who was at least in her sixties.
The old lady was in a sorry state, soaked to the bone, and her clothes were covered in mud.
There was nothing that could be done. Although the entrance to his restaurant was paved with bluestone bricks, no one had cleaned it, and there was still a lot of dirt on the ground.
With rain falling from the sky, it instantly turned into muddy water.
It's just that this old woman wasn't very educated; otherwise, she would have at least said something like, "Those village kids are bullying me because I'm old and weak."
At this moment, four young men with loudspeakers surrounded the old woman, who was in a disheveled state and was being blasted by rain. Lin Mo had only ever seen this scene in cartoons.
"Hahaha, awesome! Director Wang, quick, take these shots! They're all classic moments, hahaha!" Lin Mo laughed loudly, leaning against the glass door of the restaurant.
Director Wang remained silent, holding the camera in his hand with remarkable steadiness.
Miss Yuan took two steps back and looked up at the sky: "Wow, it's raining? How come it's only in such a small area? Localized rainfall?"
"My goodness, it really is raining! There's a little cloud in the sky!" the Sichuan girl exclaimed in surprise.
Immediately, everyone looked up, even the old lady, and sure enough, they saw a small patch of dark cloud, as if a minor had come out to work.
The next second, everyone looked down at the old lady in the middle. Miss Yuan couldn't help but exclaim, "My God, old lady, you are really shameless! The rain only falls on your head. Even God can't stand you anymore. How shameless are you!"
I'd only ever heard the phrase "divine retribution" before, this is the first time I've ever seen it. Everyone, listen to my command, everyone retreat! Let's avoid being struck by lightning!
As soon as he finished speaking, the four of them retreated, not daring to go forward. Even though the dark clouds were small, they might actually rumble with thunder.
Miss Yuan's words, coupled with the actions of the four people, somewhat broke the old lady's guard.
You know, old people might not believe everything you say about them, but if you call them wicked, they'll really understand. And with the rain falling on her head, she broke down completely, yelling like a madwoman, "You little brat, you good-for-nothing! You're the wicked one, you deserve divine retribution! Your mother's a ****!"
The old woman first attacked Miss Yuan's human identity, then her gender, then emphasized that she was not immoral, and finally broke down, spewing vulgarities.
However, surprisingly, Miss Yuan didn't retaliate this time. After all, this old lady was so immoral and deserved divine retribution, so why bother arguing with her?
However, the old woman didn't stay still completely. While talking, she walked away, trying to jump out of that position.
Seeing this, Lin Mo had a sudden thought, and the clouds in the sky began to move along with the old woman below.
As a result, wherever the old lady went, the rain followed, as if she had a GPS radar installed.
"Wow, this really is divine retribution! Heaven has eyes! The old man has finally gotten his comeuppance! Hahaha!" Miss Yuan laughed loudly.
Upon hearing this, He Xiaoyue chimed in, "Sister Yuan, how utterly despicable must someone be to be chased and killed by Yu?"
"Stop talking, or the old lady will get really angry," the squad leader added from the side.
Miss Yuan thought for a moment and said, "Maybe it's because what you said on the loudspeaker matches her description!"
Everyone:
At this moment, He Xiaoyue's loudspeaker was still playing.
[A lazy bum who coasts along, a good-for-nothing loafer, an opportunist who changes course with the wind, a stumbling block to change, a die-hard who refuses to reform, a spokesperson for local evil forces, a restorer of clanism, a successor to feudal leadership, a rogue proletarian, a conservative who hinders technological innovation, and a parasite that corrupts the national economy.]
It has to be said that He Xiaoyue has so many hats in her megaphone, and she hasn't finished putting them on after all this time.
Meanwhile, the old woman paced back and forth trying to escape the rain, but to no avail. Finally, she tried to seek shelter under the hotel, but Lin Mo and the others immediately formed a long line and blocked her with their hands.
"Get out! Get out! Get out! You idiot!" Miss Yuan shouted, jumping up and down while pointing at the old woman.
"You, you all!"
"Stop it. If you want to lie down, find somewhere to continue. We don't mind, after all, we didn't get rained on."
"And you're so old, how can you still be so shameless? Go back and take a hot bath, lest you get a fever tonight and it interferes with your income the next day!" Lin Mo sneered.
Miss Yuan: "Nonsense, Mozi, how could you curse an old woman? What if she gets a fever tonight and no one takes care of her, and she dies in bed? Looking at her like this, her children might not care about her either. After all, like father, like son!"
Good heavens, these young people have such sharp tongues, each one more venomous than the last, their words are so harsh and hurtful, they're deliberately poking at this old lady's lungs.
"You just wait, I will definitely be back!"
After saying that, the old woman shielded herself from the rain with her hand and ran away in a sorry state, knowing that besides getting soaked, she was unlikely to get her money back.
If I had stayed any longer, my phone would have been soaked in water; I would have lost money. As soon as the old lady left, the clouds overhead seemed to follow her; I didn't know if they were chasing after her or if they would simply disappear in a moment.
"Damn, thank goodness it was just rain falling from the sky, otherwise I would have thought this old lady had wet her pants," Director Wang exclaimed as he packed up the camera.
Lin Mo rolled his eyes at him upon hearing this. Sure enough, being sharp-tongued was the motto of their team!
Hearing this, Miss Yuan sighed, "Ah~ what a pity!"
"What's a pity?" the class monitor asked curiously.
Miss Yuan: "Why am I not the chosen one? If I were this old lady, I would walk into the crowd with an umbrella, how cool would that be!"
"Her limited experience has truly restricted her imagination. She's practically got a Ferrari in her mouth, and she doesn't even know to drive it! She could just do a live stream, and the gifts would pour in! Why would she need to resort to this shameless act to make a little money!"
Upon hearing this, everyone agreed that it made a lot of sense. The Sichuan girl even slapped her thigh and exclaimed, "Oh dear, heaven is blind! If I had known, I wouldn't have been so reckless. I should have given her a hundred yuan and started the live stream."
"But this is too coincidental. Could it be that someone up there is watering their house? I've seen rain falling from a small cloud online, but this is the first time I've ever seen rain following a small cloud!" He Xiaoyue looked up at the sky and said.
However, the sky was bright and sunny, and there wasn't a drop of rain. If it weren't for the wet patch on the ground, they would have thought it was someone's prank.
Upon hearing this, everyone looked up at the sky. Only Lin Mo smiled and shook his head. He hadn't expected that the Weather Child's skill would be used so soon.
He thought this skill was only useful for watering the fields back in his rural hometown; he never imagined it would have this other application.
Of course, that cloud chased the old woman all the way and drove her away, and now it has disappeared.
After all, you can't expect the rain to kill someone!
If only this cloud could enter someone's bedroom and bring rain, that would be wonderful, so that the old lady could have dry clothes and blankets that she'd never had in her life.
"Alright, why think so much? Hurry up and come inside. It's almost noon. Thank you for coming to help. I'll treat you to lunch!" Lin Mo said with a smile.
Upon hearing this, everyone's eyes lit up, especially Miss Yuan, for nothing was more important than rice.
Soon, the private room with the character "Yuan" was opened again. Lin Mo cooked a few simple dishes, especially the Dongpo pork that Miss Yuan had specifically requested, which was served by the bowl.
Fortunately, his cousin always bought extra ingredients each time, otherwise there wouldn't have been enough for these gluttons.
Of course, after cooking this meal, there won't be any leftover ingredients to take home tonight.
"Here it comes, let's eat! This is definitely not pre-made food, Sister Yuan, don't worry!" Before the meal started, Lin Mo teased Miss Yuan a bit.
Miss Yuan rolled her eyes at him and said, "Get lost! That was a mistake on my part last time. That chef is so petty. I only said one thing to him, why did he treat me so badly? I'm never going there again!"
Miss Yuan was still upset about the last gathering, feeling that she had never been so embarrassed.
After lunch, Miss Yuan and the others packed up and left without even saying goodbye. After all, they were just there for fun and to freeload a meal. As for Lin Mo? What was he? Did he even matter?
After the midday farce, the entire afternoon went unusually smoothly. The older woman didn't come over again; she probably went home, changed her clothes, and went to someone else's house.
After all, any normal person knows to pick on the weak, and clearly, this restaurant was definitely the tough one.
The old lady is just a scoundrel, not stupid. She knows perfectly well how many demon pills are here, so why does she still come looking for a beating?
Miss Yuan's mouth is like it's been poisoned; even I, an older woman, can't resist it!
She was not only drenched in water but also subjected to blasting noise from four people with megaphones. If the woman hadn't been unusually loud, she would have been brought to tears, or even suffered a nervous breakdown.
In the evening, Lin Mo returned home with the class monitor. Liu Ruyan saw that he hadn't taken anything with him and couldn't help but laugh, "Why didn't you take anything today? I haven't even eaten yet!"
"Don't even mention it. A few gluttons came over at noon and ate their fill at my place. There was nothing left," Lin Mo laughed.
He then briefly recounted what had happened at noon that day. Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan was taken aback: "Is it that serious? But did it really rain in some areas?"
"Of course it's true! Director Wang has already filmed it. You'll see when he updates it. It's amazing," Lin Mo said with a smile.
Although he knew what was going on, he couldn't say it.
Liu Ruyan nodded: "Okay, I'll wait and see. By the way, when I came back today, I saw a red Lamborghini in our neighborhood. It's round, isn't it?"
“Yeah, besides Sister Yuan, who else would drive that car?” Lin Mo laughed.
Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan leaned closer and asked, "So, do you want it?"
Lin Mo: "Me? Sister Yuan said that at my age of over twenty, driving that kind of car would easily make me sick!"
Liu Ruyan: "Get lost! I meant, let's go back to my house this week since it's a holiday, and we'll steal my mom's sports car, okay!"
Lin Mo:
(End of this chapter)
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