escape with little monsters

Chapter 36

A youthful and clear voice came out of a group of small jelly-like monsters. It was incomparably harmonious, yet weird.

Xiang Jia stared straight at Xiang Zhen in his hand, feeling his mind was a bit blank, he obviously didn't open his mouth, how did this guy make a sound? !

"Ka!"

Little Slime called out again: "Do you like me?"

Xiang Jia slowly put out a hand to cover his face: "You...don't talk to me, my head hurts."

This feeling was as horrifying as a cat that had been raised at home for more than ten days suddenly spoke, and Xiang Jia couldn't bear it for a while.

The little slime obviously didn't understand Xiang Jia's mentality very much, stretched out his little claws and hurriedly climbed onto Xiang Jia's shoulder and yelled at his ears: "Jia's head hurts! Jia is sick! Human beings will die if they get sick! Doctor! Doctor! "

Xiang Jia: ……………

What a mess!

Xiang Jiadun felt his head hurt even more.

Pulling the little slime off his shoulders: "Tell me, where did you learn this word!"

Xiang Zhen blinked and blinked his big eyes: "School."

"You still have a school?!" Xiang Jia couldn't help shouting, what the hell is this?

Before Xiang Zhen made a sound this time, the water monster next to him reappeared helplessly: "Dear guest, if you have any questions, please go back and ask again. This is a temple, noise and smoking are prohibited!"

The corner of Xiangjia's mouth twitched: "Why is smoking banned?" It can't be that monsters can get pneumonia, right?

The water monster half drooped its eyelids: "I also graduated from the monster school, and I understand your human rules. Smoking is prohibited in public places, and sex is prohibited anywhere..."

"To shut up!"

The water monster's voice stopped abruptly, and Xiang Jiashen took a deep breath, showing a smile: "Let's go back first, you can be a priest, and you don't need to give us common sense."

The water monster calmly spit out a bubble, and sank back into the bathtub again. Xiang Jia held Xiang Zhen and turned his head decisively, leaving this place that crushed his three views.

When Xiang Jia returned to the house, Xue Qiao and Yun Qianqian hadn't come back, but the big TV on the wall turned on automatically, and it showed the level that opened at [-] pm.

It seems that there will be a level opened every day. This is what Song Yuyang called the "selection level". Today's level is 2-9 "action class", which happened to be missed by the three people who went out. Now the "action level" on the screen The 'Enter' option under Class' has been greyed out.

Xiang Jia is not in the mood to look at those now, and directly puts the little slime on the coffee table, while he sits on the sofa, ready to have an equal and friendly conversation, but...

Little Slime didn't cooperate very much.

"Ka! Ka! I'm going to be on your lap! I'm going to be on your lap!"

Xiang Zhen stretched out her small claws to paw Xiang Jia's legs from the time she was plopped on the coffee table, and she jumped up and down with her fat and round body, making Xiang Jia's veins twitch wildly, and the head of the opening words was cut off mercilessly. Almost flipped the table.

Xiang Jia felt that he couldn't get used to the bear child so much, so he used all his strength to tear Xiang Zhen's little claws. At first, he was afraid of hurting the little monster, so he withdrew a lot of strength, but later on, he used his strength No effort at all.

In the end, he was exhausted and slumped on the sofa, and the little slime squatted on his knees contentedly.

Xiang Jia looked up tiredly: I forgot that this guy can pry stones directly, no matter how cute he looks, he is actually a little monster!

"Jia! What do you want to ask me?" Xiang Zhen jumped on the spot, stretched out his little claws to touch Xiang Jia's face, and was dragged down mercilessly by Xiang Jia, and immediately felt extremely wronged: "Jia doesn't like me anymore ! Jia let me touch it before!"

Xiang Jiashi Yuyan: I asked you to touch it because you can't speak, but now I let you touch it, I'm mentally retarded!

"Then tell brother, why do you keep touching around?" Xiang Jia could only explain: "In our human world, people can't touch another person so casually."

Xiang Zhen blinked her eyes innocently: "But, am I not human?"

Xiang Jia yelled: "Monsters don't work either!"

Xiang Jia continued to poke Jia's heart: "But in the monster school, they said that human beings like touching little monsters the most!"

Xiang Jia: "...there are no monsters in the human world!"

"Yes!" Xiang Jia Xiaozhao clicked on the TV screen, and immediately the picture on it changed, it was a scene of a human stroking a cat: "Jia! Look!"

Xiang Jia: ……………

Xiang Jia could only educate the little monster: "That's a cat, not a monster."

Xiang Zhen was very firm: "It's a monster! Because it's not human! Human beings define us as monsters, so we should define them as monsters too!"

Xiang Jia didn't want to compromise: "That's a cat!"

Xiang Zhen said loudly: "A cat is what humans call it, not what we call it! Jia doesn't know its name, so it is a monster to Jia!"

Xiang Jia rubbed his temples and had to compromise: "Okay! But I don't want you to touch me casually now! Now! Get off my knee!"

Xiang Zhen closed her mouth, and it took a while before she felt wronged: "But, I want to quickly become a human..."

Xiang Jia: ……………

Xiang Jia jumped up directly from the sofa this time: "You can still become a human?!"

Xiang Zhen grabbed Xiang Jia's clothes tightly with her small claws and hung on Xiang Jia's calf, and she was able to cope with being thrown out suddenly, and she had already started to climb towards Xiang Jia's shoulders.

Xiang Jia had no choice but to bend down and hold Xiang Zhen in his hands. Staying in this place, the little slime was finally satisfied: "As long as you are familiar with the structure of human beings, monsters can change their structure."

Seeing Xiang Jia's indescribable expression, Xiang Zhen suddenly realized: "Yes! Those low-level monsters in Jia's world can't be changed, they are too weak!"

Xiang Jia, Xiang Jia was speechless, and it took a long time before he opened his mouth: "Then, when will you be able to change?"

Xiang Zhen immediately replied: "Level three!"

Xiang Jia: "What level are you now?"

Xiang Zhen: "Level [-]!"

Xiang Jia: "How many black water stones do you need to upgrade from the second level to the third level?"

Xiang Zhen: "I won't tell you!"

Xiang Jia: ……………

This brat!It's the other way around!

Xiang Jia began to roll up his sleeves, and raised his hand to threaten: "Say it or not! If you don't say it, I will beat you!"

Xiang Zhen blinked and blinked, but this time he was more straightforward: "Let's beat him up."

Xiang Jia stared at the green jelly in front of him, and he didn't hit it with his raised palm for a long time.

Ma Dan, the stone man can't help but take all the stones from Xiang Zhen, his slap has a leg!It's too light to tickle a little slime!

Xiang Jia could only collapse back on the sofa in frustration, feeling very tired.

He did all his calculations and failed to figure out that the group of little monsters they bound were not cute newborn little monsters, but a group of old drivers!

Uh, the old driver is actually not very reliable, after all, Xiang Jia still doesn't know anything about them.

Breathing in Jiashen, he began to try to reason with Jelly Xiaozhi: "Zen, tell me how many black water stones you need to upgrade to the third level, can't I make plans for you earlier? Plan early, let's Can't we upgrade sooner?"

But Xiang Zhen didn't even hesitate: "No! They say you humans hate spoilers the most! Playing games must be fair!"

Fair your grandma's legs!We humans also like to hang up!

Inhaling to Gashen: "You keep talking about them, who are they!" Which dog. Japan prohibits spoilers!Stand up and see if I don't kill him!

Xiang Zhen blinked and blinked: "Lords."

A sentence flashed in Xiang Jia's mind: [The great Lord Bron's favorite hard apple candy, once in order to carefully taste a bag of hard apple candy, Lord Bron lost three cities on the Sephiroth battlefield. 】

To be able to do this kind of thing, no matter how you think about it, you are a ruthless character. Besides, among the props collected by Xiang Jia, many things are also blessed by the lord. You can see it from the inside, so there is no need to say more about the strength of the lord.

Holding the last hope, Xiang Jia raised his head: "Zen, tell brother honestly, what happened in the level......"

Xiang Zhen said happily: "We don't tell us about the game, so I don't know either!"

Xiang Jia was completely wilted.

Xiang Zhen was still jumping happily: "But don't be afraid, I will protect Jia! I am Jia's Mr. Horror! I want to play games with Jia happily!"

"So, why do you call yourself Mr. Scary..." Xiang Jia really didn't understand the brain circuits of the monsters.

We made game levels, resurrection fountains, blessing props, and a comfortable living environment.

why?Why?The monsters... what exactly do they want from them?

"Jia, I chose Jia! I bound Jia!" Xiang Zhen was still yelling happily, but stopped jumping after hearing Xiang Jia's words: "Mr. Horror was started by the lords, what's wrong with you, Jia?"

Xiang Jia shook his head, stood up and went into the kitchen to pour himself a cup of tea, and finally calmed down.

Anyway, the information he knows now is still too little, whether it is about the little monsters or about the game levels.

"By the way, Zhen Zhen." Xiang Jia suddenly said while holding a teacup with white mist, "If we pass the Nine Passes..."

Xiang Zhen blinked her eyes, as if she didn't quite understand: "Jia?"

"What will happen to us if we pass the Nine Levels?"

Xiang Zhen stretched out her small claws and hugged Xiang Jia's wrist: "Jia will be rewarded!"

"What's the reward?"

"Don't tell you!"

Xiang Jia: ……………

The little slime has reached a state of seamless insertion!Xiang Jia wanted to beat him up violently, but had to give up the idea because of the huge difference in combat power.

Xiang Zhen is still going crazy, it seems that since he was able to speak, he has been eager to ask all the questions, asking various questions about the human world for a while, and yelling Xiang Jia's name in all kinds of ways for a while. De Xiangjia finally rolled up his sleeves after drinking the third cup of tea.

However, Xiang Zhen's luck seemed to be really good. When Xiang Jiamandi was looking for a feather duster, Xue Qiao and Yun Qianqian came back.