sinovels Chapter 537 Come On, Wife! Red Duck
Chapter 537 Come On, Wife! Red Duck
Wang Xiaobei: "Don't talk about medicine all the time. It's already very hard to go to work every day. Watching a live broadcast, I have been recommended for various health regimens and checked for various diseases. I suspect that I am sick."
Fatty: "+1."
Li Xiaohong: "+1."
Xia Xia (┓( ′?` )┏): "I'm a doctor, and I can't do anything other than say some medical things."
Li Xiaohong: "Sing a song."
Wang Xiaobei: "Farewell... As soon as Brother Tian opened his mouth, the 100,000 people in the live broadcast room ran away instantly."
Fatty: "Brother Tian is so handsome, can't he sing?"
Wang Xiaobei: "What does being handsome have to do with singing well? I really can't. I'll sing you a song in the past? I'm little Andy Lau."
Wang Boyi suddenly jumped out: "@王小北 You enter the live broadcast room, and fans will run away before you speak. Don't come out in the middle of the night to be scary."
Wang Xiaobei: "Fuck! What do you mean, Wang Boyi? You said that I look ugly, right?"
Wang Boyi: "??? Does this need to be said?"
Wang Xiaobei: "Wipe, come out and fight!"
Wang Boyi: "No, I beat you to help you get plastic surgery, but if you beat me, I disfigured my face, and I'm too bad."
Wang Xiaobei: "...Where is my knife?"
Wang Boyi: "@summer I have a friend who can help you."
Summer: "Really? How can you help me? Help me get in touch."
Wang Boyi: "You sleep with him for one night, and he will give you a reward."
summer:"????"
Fatty: "Hee hee hee, friends are my series."
summer:"……"
"I'm serious, help me, how can I attract more audiences? I'm not good at telling jokes..."
Wang Xiaobei: "Why do you have to worry about the reward of 1 million? Now 310,000 is enough to treat Chen Mengmeng. Enough is enough, no more reward."
(Summer: I have a task at hand!)
Summer: "You guys help me think of a way."
Li Xiaohong: "I can't tell jokes, I can't sing, I can't dance... What else can I do? I can't think of it either."
At this moment, Xia Xia realized that live broadcasting was not easy.
In addition to his professional knowledge, he seems to have nothing to attract the audience.
"Hey, Doctor Han has appeared in the live broadcast room."
Li Xiaohong shouted in the group.
Wang Xiaobei: "Oh my god, Dr. Han is so beautiful."
Fatty: "Not only beautiful, but also cute."
Summer turned on the phone and entered the live broadcast room.
Han Meiji wore a set of bunny pajamas and appeared in the live broadcast room with her hair loose and a large black-framed glasses hanging on her face, making her face smaller, with a lollipop in her mouth and her hands in her pockets. Son.
He was staring blankly at the live broadcast room.
After being busy all day, Han Meiji fell asleep when she got home, so she didn't know that Xia Xia was broadcasting live.
This picture caused the fans to boil.
"The phantom god is the phantom god!"
"The Phantom Appears!"
"Illusory God, sit down and have a chat."
With the "enthusiastic" greetings from the fans, Han Meiji sat down, with a lollipop in her mouth, her face still pressed from sleep, and her big watery eyes looked at the live broadcast room.
"Wow, Phantom God is so cute."
"At first I liked Dr. Xia, then I envy Dr. Xia, and now I envy Dr. Xia."
"Weakly ask, is Phantom God also a doctor?"
Han Meiji nodded: "Yes, Xia and I are colleagues."
The fans were excited together.
"The voice of the phantom god is also very nice. What is the phantom god majoring in?"
Han Meiji: "Clinical medicine, I am still a psychiatrist." Psychiatrist?
Netizens were instantly excited.
"Illusory gods are here, help us do some psychological counseling."
Han Meiji: "You ask."
A netizen named Licking Dog No. 1 asked the first question: "Hello, Magic God, I have been in love with my girlfriend for three years. Not long ago, I found out that she cheated on me and gave me a green hat. I think I broke up, but I've been very unwilling, I want to win her back, make her fall in love with me again, and then I dump her again, what do you think?"
on the toilet.
When I saw this question in the summer, I was speechless.
Is there something wrong with this man?
Several people in the small group were hotly discussing.
Wang Xiaobei: "This man is speechless. Did he deliberately make things difficult for Dr. Han by asking such a question?"
Li Xiaohong: "@夏天哥How will you answer."
Xia Xia: "How else can I answer, persuade him to give up, revenge on others is also revenge on myself, this method is not advisable, it is meaningless, if you have feelings, then forgive."
Fatty: "Let's see how Dr. Han answered."
In the live broadcast room, Han Meiji scanned the netizens' questions and answered calmly.
"I support your decision."
Licking Dog No. 1: "Hey, psychiatrists support me, it seems that my decision is right."
Han Meiji: "Yes, if you don't work hard, you won't know how bad you are! Come on!"
Licking Dog No. 1: "..."
"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, the Phantom God is so cool."
"So funny."
"I have a question too."
"Phantom God, my girlfriend's father has been in prison for drug addiction, will it affect our children in the future?"
Han Meiji: "Be optimistic about everything, maybe the child is not yours?"
...
"Illusionary God, I like to watch it. I often fantasize about traveling back to ancient times, becoming a great general, loved by the people, and made great contributions. The ministers treat me as a god. What will the emperor reward me? Ten thousand acres of land and millions of gold?"
Han Meiji: "Before I give you ten thousand acres of land and a million gold, I will give you a three-foot white silk ribbon."
...
"Illusory God, I also have a problem. The work is too hard. I have 200,000 deposits. What currency can I exchange for 200,000 to make me rich? I really want to get rich!"
Han Meiji: "Ming coin."
...
"Phantom God, I haven't been in love yet. I like boys who are a little purer. How can I tell if he is an LSP?"
Han Meiji: "See if he's out of breath."
...
Wang Xiaobei: "Damn, I laughed so hard, Doctor Han is awesome."
Fatty: "Hahahaha, Doctor Han is so interesting, God comment."
Xia Tian: "I can't do this. It will offend the netizens. I have to stop her."
Wang Boyi: "@summer, don't you see that fans are rising?"
Um?
Look down.
The online audience has risen from 100,000+ to 300,000, and the number is still rising. In just 10 minutes, the reward has exceeded 600,000.
"This……"
After being stunned for a second, Xia Xia shouted excitedly: "Come on, wife! Duck!"
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Author bacteria:
Yesterday there was a little cutie who wanted to take care of the author's bacteria, and I will reply here today.
You said, 10,000 yuan a month for support.
Author bacteria: I agree.
In addition, the author will do what a girlfriend should do, such as: give you enough space, play games without disturbing you, not interfere when drinking, and even you can flirt with girls, the author will pretend not to know, like a Like transparent people, they will never appear in your world.
(Is there anything super virtuous?)
So, make money.