Chapter 20 Dual leader, my daughter can't be so good

Dual leader, my daughter can't be so good

Chapter 20

Because there are women who need makeup, they simply divided them into two dressing rooms, among which Weiwei's godfather Qi Guangzu and Ma Xiaoshun were allocated together.

Qi Guangzu's EQ is as flawed as Lin Chengyou's IQ, so the first thing he said when he saw Ma Xiaoshun was: "Hello, hello, you are Claire's mother!"

The audience was silent for 2 minutes, and then Qi Guangzu came to his senses: "Hahahahahaha, I mean you are like a mother, not that I mean you are like a mother..."

Qi Guangzu, who became more and more outrageous and anxious, finally stopped the topic under the obstruction of the director who couldn't stand it, but the atmosphere of strangers at the scene could not be unfamiliar under the aura of "233333" shrouded in the whole dressing room .

For the sake of the audience's laughter, this paragraph was cut off when it was broadcast.So the audience can watch on the screen the two fathers who are almost confidant, they become love at first sight in a friendly and peaceful way without the embarrassment of meeting for the first time... oh, no, they are good friends at first sight.

"Hey, let me tell you," Qi Guangzu spoke Mandarin with a Hong Kong-Taiwan accent, and chatted with Ma Xiaoshun while putting on makeup. Even the makeup artist asked him to close his eyes and put on eyeliner. Xizai's short, "This kid is addicted to Journey to the West. If someone sleeps with a Teddy in his arms, he is better off with a golden cudgel...Since he has the golden cudgel, it is difficult for his father to sleep with him all night. He also complained that his old bean was too heavy not to crush his somersault cloud pillow..."

#This is the truth about daring to sleep alone#

#吉光祖You still remember that you want to be a competent godfather#

Here Ma Xiaoshun also talked about his daughter's dark history with great interest.

"Claire always wanted to be the king of the mountain, but she refused to go when she was in school. I told her that this is a good opportunity to take over the mountain and accept younger brothers. The king of the mountain can't just have two younger brothers, huh? Which two? Luoxi and I, I am Black Whirlwind, and Luo Xi is Little Zhuanfeng..."

#想想罗希 During the interview, that lifeless face#

#Then I kept thinking: pig teammate pig teammate#

"When I went to pick her up, she really took the lead. She tied her little handkerchief by her desk. Later, she learned how to write, and it was still on the desk... Oh, good boy, don't imitate," the director said. The two people who said high looked at the camera, this will be broadcast, and then Ma Xiaoshun thought he had said something bad, and deliberately reached out and crossed his chest, "Where did it come from, oh, She wrote 'Xiaoheizhai' on the desk, and she even went to ask the teacher how to write Zhai characters, and the teacher told me that she was diligent and inquisitive... Xiaohei? Xiaohei is our cat. There is still a mountain king It’s all about his grandfather’s fault. When Claire went back to her hometown for the summer vacation, she had to build a mountain to build a village for her granddaughter, which made Claire want to go back to her hometown and become the king of the mountain instead of going to school.”

#……Hao, Hao I also want to be the king of the mountain#

#流我想要为一个地主先生和我的朋友呀呀#

They chatted back to back for a long time, and after the makeup artist put on their makeup, they turned around and saw each other—sigh, they seemed to have completely forgotten what the other party looked like without makeup.

"Although I don't want to say it, why is your makeup so weird?"

"...yours too..."

In fact, at the beginning, the program team did not stipulate what kind of makeup the visiting people should wear. They were very irresponsible... No, they handed over the full power to the makeup artist in the spirit of trustworthiness.

The makeup artists of the mothers next door were merciful because of the idea of "why should women make things difficult for women?" Dabing's mother was painted as Michael Jackson - and at the same time improvised a few dance steps. The figure skating world champion even danced like Like stepping on an ice skate, it stabs and slides out;

Weiwei's mother turned into a Taoist priest of Maoshan in Yi Rong——"The poor Taoist figured it out. Today I meet an old friend, and a friend comes from afar. Hahahahaha... What? You asked Weiwei about going to the training camp? This kid is so funny Well, when he was there, he was asked to go to the creek to fill a pot of water, but the kid didn’t get the water back, so he came back with a honeycomb, honeycomb! Scared everyone to death, from the training camp The head yelled 'jump into the water, jump into the water', and then a group of people rushed into the water confused about the situation. Finally, it was discovered that it was a waste, not even a bee! Hahahahahaha, a Not a single bee!"

#This is the training to be a man#

#Weiwei are you your own? 233333333333#

And when it was Yin Xiamo's turn... Everyone was a little embarrassed, because of various reasons, Xia Mo couldn't do overly subversive makeup at all, which made it impossible for the makeup artist to do it, and they even brought a team. She was a few blocks away, but in desperation she had no choice but to change Xia Mo's clothes and put on a mask to settle the matter.

When it was broadcast, Xia Mo's fans all left messages saying that the program crew was too perfunctory and treated Xia Mo poorly, and there were few scenes, that kind of arrogant feeling that Xia Mo is trying to raise the level of your program and you should kneel down to take over. Don't be too strong, so many passers-by, oh, or there are black people who are righteous, and all the way huh, huh, they will poke the true fans who are protruding, not to mention the countless spontaneous postings on Xia Mo's face on the video site afterwards. It's over.

To say that although Xia Mo is the focus of the program group, there is really no laughing matter, and I feel very frustrated during the post-production editing. With such a comparison, when I saw Ma Xiaoshun's funny comparison, the post-production was like a long drought and rain. , so the audience can see that the introduction to Xia Mo was normal in the first second, and the next second when Ma Xiaoshun appeared, he immediately became coquettish.

To be honest, the program team did not expect that the makeup artist assigned to Qi Guangzu and Ma Xiaoshun... is also a funny one...

That makeup artist is a bit famous, he is better at doing special effects makeup, and he is also a chatterbox, he always likes to chat while putting on makeup, but he has a cool male face, it is said that because of this, he has been wasted so far and has not been able to find a girlfriend... Already a silver member of the FFF group, last time I complained about why I was still single on a certain program.

【This is the anger from a single dog】

【Let you show your love, let you raise your baby, let you show your affection, let you raise your baby】

[Unknowingly, I raised the cotton pad in my hand]

The official barrage has received countless praises. Although the ending has been expected, everyone couldn't help but burst out laughing when they saw Qi Guangzu and Ma Xiaoshun put on their makeup and costumes.

That's right, Qi Guangzu was painted so that he didn't even know his mother. An Avatar with Chinese characteristics is so cool that he has no friends. The makeup artist even made his ears pointy. He is professional enough to be so confident, okay? .

"Nihao~Alien~"

"Nihao... Neon Man..."

Both of them had their faces painted with brushes, but one was painted blue and the other white.

After so many years of absence, Ma Xiaoshun finally put on women's clothing again, with a big white face, thick eyebrows, a blood-red cherry mouth, and a Tang suit wrapped around his chest with a shawl.

"It's not from Japan, it's from our ancient times, from the Tang Dynasty." Ma Xiaoshun shook his legs, not feeling uncomfortable at all, and said with a squeeze of his throat, "Oh, this son from an alien, you The appearance is really extraordinary~~normal."

Ma Xiaoshun wanted to take out the handkerchief piled up in his chest and sweep it over Qi Guangzu's face, but he didn't pull it out, but Qi Guangzu stretched out his hand to cover his chest, "Be careful, be careful, don't lose your chest."

In the barrage, all kinds of water, rice, blood, snot, and DNA were sprayed, and the two of them joked with each other like performing a cross talk.

"I thought you were topless, but it turned out that you were wearing a blue dress. Gao Laozhuang can't do that, you cut corners."

The make-up artist's name was Gao Zhuang, and Ma Xiaoshun was called Gao Laozhuang when he was done.

"The money for the stolen work is on you."

Ma Xiaoshun looked left and right in the mirror, "Where are you? Didn't you see that the two of us are not the same race?" Then he seemed to suddenly realize that he pulled the veil on his chest again, "You mean I am a 34D Chest, Azu, come here and I'll give it back to you."

When I turned around and couldn't see anyone, I looked for Qi Guangzu again and laughed to the ground.

Although the show was already popular, the ratings reached a new high after Ma Xiaoshun joined. If it wasn't for Ma Xiaoshun who didn't mix in the entertainment circle later on, he would have received dozens of invitations from various shows.

The fans who came to see their idol from all walks of life were also amused by Ma Xiaoshun from ear to ear, not to mention the real CP fans who were loved by the main force from the beginning.In the beginning, they always filled their brains with bullshit stories about domineering presidents and high-cold stars who abuse their bodies and minds. After watching the show, they realized that the painting style of the domineering president that they agreed to change into a funny president. How many posts, one water is silly and sweet, and CP's own candy is so sweet.Occasionally, disharmonious sunspots pop up, but there is no way to resist the official certification of CP sweeping the country. Some uncles and aunts who were previously unacceptable have also eased their attitudes. Speaking of which, their parents accept that their relationship is so good that even they Children don't care about this kind of thing, their haggling is like a dog picking a mouse.

Although the mainstream is still unwilling to feel that the impact is bad, the domestic environment is much more relaxed than before.And the road for Luo Xi and Ma Xiaoshun finally opened up slowly.

#This is the training to be a man#

#Weiwei are you your own? 233333333333#

To be honest, the program team did not expect that the makeup artist assigned to Qi Guangzu and Ma Xiaoshun... is also a funny one...

【This is the anger from a single dog】

【Let you show your love, let you raise your baby, let you show your affection, let you raise your baby】

[Unknowingly, I raised the cotton pad in my hand]

"Nihao~Alien~"

"Nihao... Neon Man..."

Both of them had their faces painted with brushes, but one was painted blue and the other white.

In the barrage, all kinds of water, rice, blood, snot, and DNA were sprayed, and the two of them joked with each other like performing a cross talk.

"I thought you were topless, but it turned out that you were wearing a blue dress. Gao Laozhuang can't do that, you cut corners."

The make-up artist's name was Gao Zhuang, and Ma Xiaoshun was called Gao Laozhuang when he was done.

"The money for the stolen work is on you."

When I turned around and couldn't see anyone, I looked for Qi Guangzu again and laughed to the ground.

Although the show was already popular, the ratings reached a new high after Ma Xiaoshun joined. If it wasn't for Ma Xiaoshun's insistence that he didn't mix in the entertainment industry, he would have received dozens of invitations from various shows.

Although the mainstream is still unwilling to feel that the impact is bad, the domestic environment is much more relaxed than before.And the road for Luo Xi and Ma Xiaoshun finally opened up slowly.

66.

If you think that the trick of the program group is to paint the visiting people as monsters and ghosts, then the audience is too sweet. The director's insidiousness is almost breaking through the sky. Five levels of bosses!What's even more insane is that the little friends here have no idea who the big devil they are about to fight is!

Just looking at the front, the audience was amused by the "mothers" in strange costumes enthusiastically pounced on their babies, but the children raised their rubber hammers in their hands to beat monsters, and when they hurriedly wanted to continue watching, Yep, here comes the ad.

When the broadcast started again, the camera had completely turned to the children.

The first thing is to choose a weapon. There are various things on the table for the children to choose from, but the order of selection depends on whether the fathers win or lose the game. The last one can only get the bubble gum that represents love and justice...

"Wait! Wait!" Lin Chengyou, who has never won a fight among fathers since the show started, and who can lose his underwear even with scissors and hammers, was shocked, "It's not that we don't have anything to do today Why, why are you still playing!"

"What do you think we are doing here?" Zhao Bo patted him on the shoulder.

"Isn't it possible to go back and drink beer after watching them go in?" Lin Chengyou pointed to the toy maze built by the program crew, "Hey, how long have I been waiting for this day, do you know how long I'm taking a break from my busy schedule!"

His exaggerated appearance made all the fathers laugh. Luo Xi held back a smile and said to him, "Then you still have a choice. Anyway, everyone knows the final result. You don't have to participate."

"...Hey, hey, I'm the king of fighting cocks in our family, okay?"

That's right, the game where dads compete is the cockfighting game with a long history and a long history. The way of melee is decisive.

At the beginning of the game, all the fathers and golden rooster independently said their own winning slogans.

"The King of Fighting Cocks," Qin Feng gave a thumbs up, "The King of Chickens!"

#23333333333What the hell is the chicken king#

#Ha ha ha ha ha high energy behind#

Then all the fathers except Lin Chengyou gave birth to thumbs, "Chicken King!"

#I can’t provoke the abdominal muscles to laugh out#

#FLAG has been erected#

However, Lin Chengyou let go of his hands and made a gesture of spreading his wings, "Don't be afraid~"

Then Qin Feng next door jumped over and bumped——

"Papa Lin is out."

Lin Chengyou sat down on the ground with a particularly ignorant expression on his face.

#Stupid cry#

#[-] seconds before the game started#

#Simply fighting the five dregs#

Then all the fathers gave another thumbs up: "Chicken King!"

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