Don't suffer Lao Tzu

Chapter 93

"What are you grabbing?" Zhang Jun held the phone.

Tang Shixi didn't keep his house.

"Then I'll take it casually." Zhang Jun selected the shooter in seconds and posted a record.

zero percent win rate

Third floor: "..."

Fifth floor: "..."

"It's your turn, Dad." Zhang Jun said, and looked up to see Tang Shiyi was holding his mobile phone in a daze, "Hey!" His hand was stroking back and forth in front of his face.

Tang Shiyi woke up, looked at Zhang Jun blankly, realized that it was his turn, and immediately rummaged through the seconds to choose the shooter.

The remaining three were all blown up.

Fourth floor: "This is playing with a hammer"

Fifth floor: "Reopen."

Tang Shiyi threw the phone away, leaned on the sofa and looked at the ceiling.

"Father, why are you withered?" Zhang Jun smiled and put the phone aside.

"I'm thinking about something." Tang Shiyi squinted at him, as if Zhang Jun and Yu Xinying were more nourished after being together.

"Think about it, think with you." Zhang Jun hugged his knees and curled up on the sofa.

"You want to fart." Tang Shixi smiled and looked at him.

"What do you think I will do in the future..." Zhang Jun thought.

"It smells so good," Tang Shishi said.

"Seriously, don't make trouble." Zhang Jun looked serious.

Tang Shiyi smiled and sat upright, "What did Yu Xinying tell you?"

Zhang Jun looked at him, "She didn't say anything, I...I just think I can do something else besides answering KTV."

Tang Shiyi looked at Zhang Jun's serious side face, and suddenly noticed something subtle.

"Yu Xinying, she is very good, sunny and cheerful, very optimistic, and my temper is very compatible, and she even really changed my previous thinking." Zhang Jun glanced at the phone, and sure enough, the three shooters reopened, click to return Hall, continued to say, "In addition to long-distance running, she also does what she likes, playing billiards, rock climbing, and skiing, and told me that she will go to take a diving certificate next year. Instead, I have nothing but better conditions, playing games. "

Tang Shishi nodded and agreed very much, "Agreed."

The two looked at each other, and Zhang Jun suddenly laughed, "Crap."

"Go ahead, I won't disturb you." Tang Shixi cleared his throat.

"I don't know what to say anymore." Zhang Jun sighed and looked at Tang Shishi.

"Having this idea is a good thing and deserves encouragement," Tang Shiyi said.

Zhang Jun looked at Tang Shiyi and thought for a while, "Father, do you believe it or not, everyone, everyone, has someone who fits perfectly with them, and everyone will be redeemed."

Tang Shixi opened his mouth to answer right away, closed his mouth and thought for a while, nodded, and said seriously, "Yes, there must be."

"Brother Qing?" Zhang Jun asked.

There was silence for a while.

Tang Shiyi looked into Zhang Jun's eyes, "Yes, he is."

This time it was Zhang Jun's turn to hesitate, and the way he wanted to say something made him anxious, "What do you want to say."

"It's okay, just... Although I don't understand men and men very well, as long as it's you, I hope everything is fine. I'm just such a good buddy."

Tang Shiyi couldn't resist Zhang Jun's sudden sensationalism, he turned his head away and hummed.

"I'm stupid! I have such a strong mouth!" Zhang Jun immediately leaned forward.

"Go away." Tang Shiyi sniffed, "Could you tell me in advance if you want to say something nasty next time, so that your father can be prepared."

"I've actually wanted to say it a long time ago. Don't you fall into a trap?" Zhang Jun looked at Tang Shiyi.

Tang Xiyi wiped his face and changed his state, "Come, come, let's open another game."

"Don't leave, let's go to my room." Zhang Jun pulled Tang Shishi up.

"Why?" Tang Shixi asked.

"Give me a lecture, the basics." Zhang Jun said.

Tang Shixi smiled and hummed.

When the light of salvation comes, will you catch it.......

Tang Shiyi answered in the affirmative.

He caught, that summer...

It is not time that gives us life, but that we live well and make ourselves a wonderful time.

One day a month later, Tang Shiyi was about to pack his schoolbag and go out.

"I asked you to leave for self-study tonight, come back early." Tang Ma tore a piece of bread and put it in her mouth.

Tang Shiyi's fast-paced life is stiff and he relies on Shen Qing to hold on. He can't tell the date, and he is messy at the door with his hair on his face. "Is there something wrong?"

Dad Tang, who reads finance and economics, looked up at Tang Shishi, and said with a smile, "Are you confused? Today is someone's birthday." After speaking, the couple smiled affectionately at each other.

Tang Xiyi was taken aback, put down his schoolbag and rushed into the room to search.

The couple and Aunt Wang were taken aback for an explanation.

Then I saw Tang Shiyi rushing out. Around the door, Tang's mother was a little worried, "It's a birthday, but I'll have fun for the child, and I'm so tired normally."

"It's different, it's eighteen." Father Tang shook the newspaper and said with a smile.

Tang Shiyi closed the door and looked at the date on his ID card, then took out his mobile phone to look at the date, and confirmed it three times before realizing that he is an adult today...

"Father—" Zhang Jun said while yawning.

"Look!" Zhang Jun was also woken up by Tang Shiyi's excitement early in the morning.

"What is this... ID card?...Damn it, isn't that just today!" Zhang Jun finally opened his eyes.

"Damn it, I forgot what the number is today!" Zhang Jun held his ID card, happier than Tang Shiyi.

"I forgot too, I was so confused." Tang Shixi calmed down a little.

"Wait, I'll give you a whole birthday present." Zhang Jun clapped his hands.

"Come on, I don't need anything, just eat noodles for lunch." Tang Shishi suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

"Then, then I'll treat you to some noodles."

The two hit it off.

As soon as Tang Shiyi and Zhang Jun turned the corner, they saw Shen Qing standing at the door with Xiao She on the side of the road. As soon as Xiao She saw Tang Shiyi, she rushed over with her tail like a propeller.

"Come on!" Tang Shiban squatted and opened his hands.

"Woof, woof, woof!—" Xiao She threw herself into Tang Shiyi's arms.

"It's sinking again, hey! Don't lick it!" Tang Shiyi and Xiao She were having fun.

Zhang Jun rubbed his eyes and saw Shen Qing coming over, "Brother Qing."

"Well, isn't it cold?" Shen Qing asked.

It's the end of November, and Zhang Jun is still playing tricks in the sweater season.

"It's okay, anti-zao." Zhang Jun sniffed his nose, as if he was indeed quite cold.

Tang Shiyi put down the small house, looked at Shen Qing, and the two looked at each other and smiled. Zhang Jun walked behind them habitually. He had been a light bulb for more than a month, glowing and glowing to illuminate the people, and by the way, he could keep himself warm , Xiaoshe tactfully followed Zhang Jun as if to comfort him.

"So happy?" Shen Qing smiled.

"Yeah!" Tang Shixi said in a whisper.

"What's the matter, you got the first place in the exam again?" Shen Qing asked.

"Today I won't go to evening self-study." Tang Shiyi said.

"Let's take a rest." Shen Qing said along with him. Tang Shiyi was really tired these days. He followed a round during the day and studied at night. He and Shen Qing had to recite ancient poems together on the way after school. He lost a lot of weight. .

"Today... is my birthday." Tang Shiyi flashed his eyes and swished out his ID card.

Shen Qing was taken aback for a moment, then understood, "Happy birthday."

"A present, boyfriend." Tang Shiyi smiled meaningfully, "If you don't have one, you can pay with your flesh."

Zhang Jun silently turned his head to one side.

"Of course, I'll give it to you tonight."

The devil is one foot tall, and the Tao is one foot tall. Tang Shiyi was stunned. He obviously hadn't told Shen Qing about his birthday.

"How do you know?" Tang Shixi asked.

"I just went to your house last week and saw it by accident." Shen Qing said it was very natural to be careless, but only Tang Shiyi knew that his ID card was not just thrown away. Preparing gifts while rummaging around without paying attention.

"Oh, well, come pick me up that night." Tang Shixi said.

"Okay." Shen Qing smiled.

"Bring your ID card." Tang Shiyi said mysteriously.

Shen Qing paused, then realized what Tang Shiyi was going to do, "Are you sure?"

"You promised me, don't go back on your word." Tang Shiyi smirked.

"......All right."

In Shen Qing's eyes, Tang Shiyi during the exam preparation period was the treasure among the treasures. He accepted everything he said and did not refute it at all. Fortunately, Tang Shiyi was always introspective, and repeatedly felt that Shen Qing spoiled him to no end. .

"See you tonight." Tang Shiyi quickly took Shen Qing's hand and kissed it.

"Hmm." Shen Qing smiled.

"Why are you two going at night, and you still have your ID card?" Zhang Jun followed up and asked without hesitation.

"..." Tang Shiyi looked at Zhang Jun, wondering whether he was pretending to be stupid or really stupid, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed when he spoke.

Zhang Jun also looked at him, blinking, "Go online?"

"...You guessed it." Tang Shiyi turned his head and saw Guo Wen and his cousin in front of him. The back of his school uniform was covered with leaves and dirt, and he didn't bring his schoolbag. He was embarrassed, but very arrogant.

Zhang Jun thought and thought, and suddenly thought of something terrible, his mouth became O-shaped and he stared at Tang Shiyi, "Fuck! You want to be promiscuous!"

"You mess with your sister! What kind of mess am I with Brother Qing!" Tang Shiyi's ears were a little red, and sure enough... he wasn't ready yet, but he had to shoot when the arrow was on the string.

"No, no, no...the amount of information is a bit large...you two...who is up and who is down?" Zhang Jun asked carefully,

"What do you think?" Tang Shiyi jerked his head up.

Zhang Jun suddenly laughed and shook his head, "I don't know."

This expression is obviously thinking of something.

"You muad, what are you thinking so dirty!" Tang Shiyi was suddenly embarrassed, and wanted to slap him, his voice was a little loud, when Ma Shiqian turned his head suddenly, and the bruises on the corners of his eyes and mouth startled them both.

Ma Shiqian's eyes were slender and the tails of his eyes hung upwards, he looked very fierce, especially when his face was expressionless, just standing there made him very angry.

"...Hi." Zhang Jun waved his hand, and immediately whispered to Tang Shiyi, "Do you know him?"

"Hmm..." Tang Shixi waved his hand at Ma Shiqian and smiled politely.

Unmoved, Ma Shiqian walked over with an extremely cold face.

"Injured? Are you okay?" Tang Shiyi pointed to the corner of his mouth and looked at Ma Shiqian.

"It's so obvious that you can't see it?" Ma Shiqian frowned.

Zhang Jun clicked his tongue, very dissatisfied, the elementary school boy's words are not pleasant.

Tang Shiyi patted Zhang Jun on the back, looked at Ma Shiqian with a smile, "Is there something wrong?"

The three of them stood in the middle of the playground, and the students passing by would be attracted by the three of them.

"Is it okay to talk to another place? Ask something." Ma Shiqian still showed no emotion.

"Little friend, the third year of high school is not as free as your first year of high school." Zhang Jun said, looking Ma Shiqian up and down.

"Let's talk about it here, time is a bit tight." Tang Shixi smiled politely.

"..." Ma Shiqian squinted Zhang Jun, looked at Tang Shiyi and paused for a few seconds, "How do men sleep with men?"

Tang Shixi: "..."

Zhang Jun: "..."

As soon as these words came out, all the students passing by looked over in unison, sizing up Ma Shiqian, Tang Shishi, and Zhang Jun, who was carrying petrochemicals, with curious eyes.

"...Are you crazy? So loud!" Zhang Jun reprimanded.

"You said you won't change the land." Ma Shiqian said indifferently, shrugging his shoulders.

"There are movies on the Internet, you can find them yourself." Tang Shiyi left a sentence and walked straight to the teaching building, bypassing Ma Shiqian, and met Liu Baoshi, the head of the most aggressive sports team in the school.

Tang Shiyi, who was squinting at Liu Baoshi with his hands behind his back and squinting like a leader, Tang Shiyi lowered his head because of a moment of embarrassment and didn't see who was in front of him, so he bumped into him. This teacher has the worst prestige among teachers and students. He often swears at students for being unreasonable. Even if someone looks at him a few times, he will drag this person to him and ask why he is staring at him.

"I'm sorry—" Tang Shixi immediately apologized.

"Walk to see the road! What are the eyes doing!." Liu Baoshi scolded as soon as he opened his mouth, and it was considered open early in the morning.

Tang Xiyi saw that it was this recognized shrew, his face sank, and he hurried to calm down, seeing that he was going to be late, "I'm sorry."

"Don't play tricks on me! Who are you staring at!" Liu Baoshi insisted, pointed at Zhang Jun and Ma Shiqian, and yelled, "What were you doing just now and stuck there for a long time!"

"Stand and say a few words," Tang Shiyi said, seeing Zhang Jun and Ma Shiqian approaching.

"The third year of high school is amazing, you dare to talk back?" Liu Baoshi's beard and staring made Tang Shiyi exhausted.

"Hello, teacher." Zhang Jun said.

Liu Baoshi looked away at Zhang Jun, Zhang Jun said with a gentle attitude, "Teacher, we just happened to meet and say a few words, I'm really sorry."

Liu Baoshi looked Zhang Jun up and down, and finally let go, "Walk carefully next time, go upstairs!"

Zhang Jun breathed a sigh of relief. His father had mentioned this Liu Baoshi to him, and he was considered a local gangster.

"Thank you teacher." Zhang Jun smiled and dragged Tang Shiyi to take two steps.

I heard Liu Baoshi talking to Ma Shiqian from behind,

"Are you going to school? You don't bring your schoolbag, your clothes are out of place, won't your mother wash them for you!" Liu Baoshi still yelled, probably because Ma Shiqian's attitude didn't meet his requirements.

"Does your mother wash your clothes?" Ma Shiqian replied indifferently.

The two who were about to leave stood still, feeling the calm before the storm...

The author has something to say:

There is really such a teacher in Hungry Dog High School, a magical one, who swears at the students, but he is very awesome, there is no way →_→

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