Don't fall in love with a pig killer!

Chapter 117

There was a thunderbolt between the two of them, the one who should be motionless is still motionless, and the one that should be tense is still tense.

The Heavenly Emperor looked indifferent, his brows were still stretched, but there was only a cold look on his face.

Yan Xiao frowned, pointing his spear at the ground, and with a wave of his robe sleeves, the scattered sawdust disappeared invisible.

This is what Xie Qiushi saw when he opened the car curtain.

"Why are your clothes so disheveled and stuck together?" Xie Xianjun twisted the tip of his nose, "Qin Lingche, why don't you leave? Do you want to come to my mountain for a feast?"

Qin Lingche raised his eyebrows, and a playful look appeared on his face again: "Don't be awkward anymore?"

The front of his lapel was still damaged, the jade or pearls were scattered all over the place, and the dark silver thread was hanging down like dripping water, he didn't seem to notice it, neither covered it nor repaired it.

Yan Xiao tapped his fingertips, and the spear disappeared. Xie Qiushi turned his head to look at him, touched his nose, scratched his hair, and whispered uncomfortably, "I saw a crab."

Yan Xiao said: "Yes."

"Baijindongtian, isn't it?" Xie Qiushi's voice was soft, "They didn't even look for it for me, saying that the immortals of Bigu don't eat crabs that drill in the mud of ghosts."

Yan Xiao looked at him quietly, without speaking.

"Did you find it for me?" Xie Qiushi blushed, moved his mouth twice, and finally closed it.

Yan Xiao naturally knew that he wanted to reconcile, but he couldn't hold back his face and opened his mouth. He just stretched out one hand and straightened his hair: "Go back to Yuntai Hall and have someone bring it to you."

Xie Qiushi immediately smiled, jumped out of the sedan chair, pulled Yan Xiao down, and then rushed into the car, shouting: "Qin Lingche, are you coming or not? - But don't say it, I'm just being polite, I'm not serious. I want you to share a piece of the pie."

However, Qin Lingche lightly smiled and lifted his robe and got out of the sedan chair, as if the sword light and sword shadow just now had never happened before, he said bluntly: "Being respectful is worse than obeying orders."

Xie Qiushi rolled his eyes and made a grimace, but out of the corner of his eye, he saw His Majesty's clothes had returned to their original state.

The three of them pulled up to the cloud platform, and the fairy boys and servants inside had already sat down for a table. When they saw His Majesty, they all bowed and saluted, and Xie Yan and the two began to show respect again.

The emperor said: "Those who send juniors to Mount Yingtai as child servants have a temper."

Xie Qiushi pretended not to see it, but Yan Xiao agreed coldly.

Both Qin Lingche and Xie Qiushi stared at him as if seeing a ghost, Yan Xiao didn't speak, but just lowered his head and gave instructions to the little boy who was beside him, and the little boy hurriedly led the Emperor of Heaven to his seat.

Qin Lingche looked at Yan Xiao with great interest, sat next to the white jade table, looked down, and stood up suddenly.

"What's wrong?" Xie Qiushi blinked.

Qin Lingche tapped on the table with his fingers, frowned and said, "You people from Yingtai Mountain do have a bit of a temper."

After saying that, he left in a flick of his sleeves, Xie Qiushi leaned over to look curiously, he didn't know if he didn't look - he saw that the silver bowls and chopsticks in front of Qin Lingche's seat had all been made of bamboo strips at some point.

Xie Qiushi gave two "tsk tsk", pointed to Yan Chicheng and asked, "What did you do?"

Yan Chicheng didn't answer.

"You fought with him in the sedan chair, but he didn't get angry." Xie Qiushi wondered, "Why does this bamboo bowl annoy him?"

As he spoke, he reached out to touch the bamboo bowl, but Yan Chicheng grabbed his wrist.

"This is a toilet chip." Yan Chicheng snapped his fingers, and the young boy came up to remove the bowl and chopsticks just now, "His Majesty the Heavenly Emperor practiced the art of dominating the eight desolations, and he has gone through countless calamities in the mortal world to cleanse evil spirits. This is a clean sanctuary." ① Naturally, he has done a lot of things, and it probably aroused his heart disease."

Xie Qiushi was half-knowledgeable, and didn't understand why Qin Lingche was worried about some bamboos again. He only muttered a few times, and then happily called for someone to bring the crabs up. Forget about him.

Baijin Dongtian is a strange place at the junction of immortals and ghosts. Baichuan is like pulp, and thousands of trees are evergreen. In the mortal world, there are even knight-errants who say: Pan melons grow in winter and plums grow in summer, and nymphs and butterflies fly in the autumn wind.However, Xie Qiushi didn't care much about this, he only thought about the big fat crab in Baijin.

Xie Qiushi has always indulged his appetite for hearing, nose, mouth, and tongue, and he loves fresh fish among all delicacies in the world. Among fresh fish, crab is the first, followed by pomfret and catfish, and crucian carp, carp, and bream.

Along with a cage of crabs, hot wine, vinegar, and some fruit dishes were presented. Xie Qiushi grabbed the navel and ate it. He never liked to use crab needles and claws, so he started to tear it with his hands—only this He never wanted to be in the hands of others, but when he heard a soft "click", the crab cover was lifted, and the golden crab oil flowed down his fingers, and he quickly put his little finger in his mouth .

"Slow down." Yan Xiao looked at him with a smile.

Xie Qiushi said "Hmm" twice, unable to speak, he waved his hand to fan the heat from the crab's chamber, the crab paste balls were inside, and the crab roe was caked together like sand, after the crab's gills were removed, the flesh was white and raw The crabmeat is gathered into clusters like chrysanthemum petals, there is no fishy smell, just fresh and sweet.

Xie Qiushi licked the crab meat like eating melon seeds, and the unhappiness of a few days disappeared. Yan Chicheng looked at his eyebrows and eyes, and only hoped that his forgetfulness would be as great as this moment in his life. If a load of crabs can make him feel uncomfortable I almost forgot, it is worthwhile to scoop up the Baijin River, or order all the rivers and streams in the world to raise crabs.

Aware of this sight, Xie Qiushi puffed his cheeks and raised his head: "Yan Xiao, you can eat something with me."

Yan Xiao didn't move, just asked: "Is it just a polite way?"

"That's not true." Xie Xianjun sniffled as if he had been wronged. He seemed to have eaten enough at the moment. He flicked out a round of crab meat, shook it gently into the vinegar dish, and threw it into his mouth. Li licked it open and grinded it with the tip of his teeth. While eating, he said vaguely, "Are you also like them, do you think it's unreasonable to eat this?"

Yan Xiao said: "To eat is to eat, to like is to like, what's the point of comparing it with reason?"

Xie Qiushi sneered, chewed the crab legs and said, "I found that your favorite question is 'what's the point?', and you never bothered to know the answer, as if nothing was important."

Yan Xiao was surprised, and gave a low "hmm" for a while.

Xie Qiushi tilted his head to look at him, waited for a while, picked up a pair of silver chopsticks, clumsily picked out a piece of crab meat, stained with the fat in the chest, and brought it to Yan Xiao's mouth: "Try?"

Yan Xiao's dark eyes were slightly lowered, and he opened his lips after a while, and took the crab meat from his chopsticks into his mouth.

no taste.he thinks.

Xie Qiushi didn't seem to care whether he liked it or not, he ate it for a while, then picked up another preserved fruit and told Yan Xiao to eat it.

no taste.

Xie Qiushi raised his eyes to look at him this time, and stuffed him with another hard object.

Still tasteless.

"You enjoyed eating ginger slices too," Xie Qiushi pouted, and hugged the crab steamer into his arms, "I won't give it to you, what a waste."

Yan Chicheng just smiled helplessly.

People who are born with no sense of taste can't tell the difference between all kinds of flavors in the world; those who are born with all kinds of tastes have only one taste.

And Xie Qiushi is his one hundred and one taste.

The author says:

①Toilet means that immortals look at ordinary people's toilets and toilets like people look at cat litter boxes. They don't have any special feeling (because they don't have the concept of arranging that), but the emperor (?) who often cleans toilets is still a little bit disgusting