Chapter 37 Crazy Comic Exhibition (5)
Chapter 37 Crazy Comic Exhibition (5)
"When darkness falls, this land should be baptized by war. Fear, tremble, you will eventually become sacrifices to darkness!"
The Dark Messenger has been preaching tirelessly there, sitting on the stairs listening to her talk, Yu Guangyi wearily asked Dai Chengze:
"Why is this girl's condition more serious than others? Is she always like this?"
"She's not usually like this."
It may be a rare case of secondary illness, so let it go.
At this time, there was a bang upstairs and the sound of bolting the door, Yan Ge dragged Li Haobai and ran down the stairs.
"Ready to go."
"what happened?"
"There is a Transformer at the exit of the safe passage on the third floor."
Li Haobai pulled the cow headgear and said: "I need to correct it, it's not a Transformer, it's a Gundam."
Yan Ge: "Is there a difference?"
Dai Chengze muttered in a low voice: "I also don't think there is any difference. It may be the difference between Japanese robots and American robots."
Li Haobai: "It's completely two things. Your words will anger the jerks all over the world."
Yan Ge didn't bother to talk to him, remembering the real sense of fear that came across the threshold when he faced the Transformer just now, and it was the same as when he faced the ceramic lion in front of the lion dance hall.
There is no doubt that it is a handmade live doll.
At that time, he had the desire to be blessed by dancing shoes, but now he is facing this pressure head-on.
"We have to go right away. There is a craft-grade doll blocking the door above this passage...it's not something we can easily deal with right now."
As soon as Yan Ge finished speaking, there was a "bang" sound of metal hitting upstairs, and just by listening to the sound, one could feel the huge outline of the doll.
Yu Guangyi's scalp was numb, he took two steps back, and hesitated: "What about the books outside?"
"If you don't force your way, there are two ways. One is to wait until we finish typing those books before we go out; the other is to go down and walk across the first floor, find another staircase, and meet others."
As soon as the words fell, the same familiar earthquake sensation as before came again, the wall skin fell rustlingly, and the sound of the steel frame falling heavily on the ground and the sound of the stage collapsing could be heard from time to time.
This time they obviously felt the pressure from the sinking of the ground, and it took a full 2 minutes before they gradually calmed down.
"No, there are too many variables for the next floor. If the building sinks, we may all be buried in the ground." Yan Ge vetoed the option just now.
"Then go through the second floor, and the stairs are diagonally opposite."
In order to avoid cutting your head with a piece of paper when you go out for a while, those with hoods should put on the hoods.As soon as Yan Ge put on the hood, a familiar pair of sunglasses was stuffed into his hand.
"Remember to watch the road." Li Haobai said.
Yan Ge paused, nodded and said, "Thank you."
He put on his sunglasses so as not to be accidentally injured by a piece of paper. He pointed back to the floor plan of the second floor and said to others: "All follow me in a while, and don't fall behind one by one. If there is any accident in the middle, go to this E12 area first." Hiding in the ticket booth. Especially the dark emissary, we must reserve our strength to deal with the headquarters of the light heaven on the third floor."
Xiao Yi snorted: "You believer is very sensible, indeed, these minions don't need me to take action."
Everyone tried to cover it as tightly as possible, counting down to three times, the door on the second floor opened suddenly, and a group of people rushed into the blizzard of paper.
For a moment, the noisy voice filled the cochlea.
"We are all men! Are you afraid that you have lost your temper?!"
"But our child is already in the Nascent Soul stage? Come on, my son is called Mom."
"Husband, I didn't expect you to be such a person, to have such a relationship with your old enemy, scumbag. Sisters, go away..."
"what!!!!!"
What the hell is this.
Yan Ge slapped away a pair of original male protagonists and fan villains who were emotionally entangled. In fact, this kind of thing is not bad. The more you go to the fandom area, the more the subject matter of the work fits the needs of human beings. getting more serious.
Fan: "Ah, what a sweet pheromone—"
Original: "Don't come here!!!!"
Yu Guangyi at the back finally couldn't bear it any longer, and said with a flushed face, "Are young people nowadays so bold?! What is this all about!"
"But then again." Li Haobai suddenly reached out and grabbed a fanbook, and while running, showed them the character on the cover with glowing green eyes and let them go.
"Most of the books are red-eyed in the original, but blue-eyed by the fans."
The original book kills, but the same person heals, it is too realistic.
Everyone complained in their hearts, and just as they passed by a receipt office, a figure wearing a red "M82" armband stumbled down from behind the table, covered his throat with his mouth wide open, and looked in unbearable pain.
"Go to the ticket booth over there first." Except for the flying books, there is no fatal danger around, so Yan Ge let the others go first, ran over by himself, grabbed the M82 team member, and rolled under the signing platform bottom of the table.
"I..." The M82 team member opened his mouth wide, and he could vaguely see a petite and cute paper man with big eyes in his mouth. He choked up twice, and before Yan Ge could take any measures, he swallowed. up.
Yan Ge: "..."
Yan Ge: "How do you feel?"
The man coughed dryly twice, covered his esophagus and swallowed several times in a row, his face was pale: "I... seem to be fine?"
...After all, the material is paper, which may have been dissolved by gastric juice.
"If it's okay, let's go together, we are heading to the third floor." Yan Ge said.
The man rubbed his stomach and felt that the problem was not serious, so he crawled out from under the table with Yan Ge.But as soon as the tablecloth was lifted, several shadows descended.
On the full-color book with the title of "The Runaway Omega of the Imperial Prince", there stood an angry villain. Although he was only five centimeters tall, he was astonishingly imposing. Looking closely, he looked exactly like the imperial prince on the cover. exactly the same.
He squinted at Yan Ge who was standing next to the M82 team member, his red eyes were full of anger: "Okay, annoying little omega, so you escaped from my side because you have a new love."
The M40 team member, who was about 82 years old, was dumbfounded: "You, are you talking to me?"
"Is it you or who?" The imperial prince waved his hand, and the surrounding papers flew up, forming Starship Battleships, and the muzzles of the cannons like toothpicks were all pointed at Yan Ge.
"Dare to rob your Highness, where are you from? I advise you to let go of my princess and save your whole body."
The Starship Battleships all around made a sound: "The Royal Space Fleet is here! Put down the Crown Princess!"
Yan Ge: "..."
He has read a lot of literary works, ranging from science fiction and fantasy to the life of small farmers, but this kind of A or O has really entered his knowledge blind spot.
Xiao Yi may know, but now she is being corroded by dark forces.
Although he didn't know what they were talking about, Yan Ge could roughly hear that the prince of the empire was hurting himself, and he observed that after being surrounded by this pile of books, the other red-eyed flying books didn't come any closer.
Could it be that after eating the paper figurines, these Feishu would consider them to be the characters in their own book, and then consider them to be of the same kind?
With a flash of inspiration in his eyes, Yan Ge quickly adjusted his expression, hooked the neck of the 40-year-old runaway Omega, and threatened the imperial prince with a knife: "You try to shoot, I will make this o..."
Yan Ge stopped for a moment, squinted his eyes and glanced at the noun again: "I will let this sweet Omega be buried with me."
The imperial prince was furious: "If you dare to hurt a hair on him, I will make you and your family disappear completely!"
"Then let your fleet protect us, go to..." Yan Ge glanced at the ticket booth, "Go to the space station over there, and I promise not to hurt him."
"Hmph, you'd better keep your promise." The imperial prince then said affectionately to the 40-year-old Omega in Yan Ge's arms, "When we return to the imperial palace, I will marry you as the crown princess in front of the whole universe." , baby, I will give you happiness, give me ten or eight strong princes."
The middle-aged team members of M82 were terrified: "Brother, is this a horror story?"
Yan Ge: "I think it's pretty similar."
They retreated all the way under the protection of the imperial fleet, but the other red-eyed puppets around them did not follow. Some even found Yan Ge, but did not try to break through the protection of the fleet, and really retreated safely all the way to the ticket booth.
The ticket booth was completely enclosed, and Dai Chengze, who ran inside to take refuge, immediately opened the door to respond: "Yan Ge, come in quickly!"
The imperial prince put on a stinky face over there: "You despicable Alpha, can you return my beloved pet?"
The middle-aged team member of M82 really cried, and grabbed Yan Ge tightly: "You can't leave me, I don't want to give birth to a child of paper!"
The imperial prince was burning with jealousy: "You unsatisfied little O, my highness is not good enough for you? You are so horny that you even want to seduce a kidnapper?"
In the chaos, Yan Ge glanced at the staff in the ticket booth and asked, "Why is there one less?"
"He just left by himself, I don't know where he went."
At this moment, a thin page full of sci-fi characters passed through the dense snowstorm-like sheets of paper from a distance, and behind it was a figure of a bull head humming.
When he approached the ticket booth, the singing stopped, flipping through the sci-fi masterpiece in his hand, pointing to the text on that page, with a little joy in his tone——
"Go, Two-Way Foil."
No one noticed that the piece of paper passed through the Starship Fleet. When people noticed it, it emitted a huge bright light. Then, the entire Imperial Fleet was distorted in mid-air, and the face of the Imperial Prince was captured instantly. On the pages of the book, together with other battleships, a two-dimensional picture was taken irregularly in mid-air.
This two-dimensional picture is still extending, cutting into this space like a piece of printing paper, and the book puppets flying around are also pulled in when they touch this plane, becoming a part of the picture.
The imperial fleet, vampires, werewolves, ninjas, and vivid faces returned to the state of the dead again, but this frightening scene did not spread to the entire solar system like Van Gogh's starry sky as in the original book , but after the crisis in this area was lifted, the page that wrote the "two-dimensional foil" dimensionality reduction strike trembled, and then it disappeared, and all the characters, pictures, The words disintegrated like smoke and dust.
Yan Ge's gaze moved away from this horrifying scene. In the powerful spiritual radiation that provided all the energy in the air, he saw Li Haobai beckoning to him, and pushing the bull's head mask onto the bridge of his nose—— He is holding a little paper man dressed as a cleaner in the original science fiction book "Singer Civilization" in his mouth.
Got it, totally got it.
The most precious thing about this public hunting ground is not the skill of the first movement, but these books.
It can give people all kinds of abilities in addition to the first movement—that is, the precious opportunity to experience the second movement in advance.
Yan Ge left the ticket booth directly, and grabbed a flying book in the air: "Eat the paper figurines in these books, and you can use the abilities brought by their characters. Now, it's time for us to hunt them down."
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The author has something to say:
Note:
ABO: It is a world view with three genders. Alpha is powerful in all aspects and is the leader of the society. Beta has half the ability and average fertility and is the middle class of society. Omega is weak and very fertile. O has a fatal attraction to A, and it is a biblical classic subject of the car essay.
Two-dimensional foil: from Liu Cixin's "Three-Body Problem", that is, what we often call "two-dimensional foil" strike, which can make the three-dimensional world into two-dimensional.An analogy is that a three-dimensional model can be made into a perspective view.
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Books are the treasure house of human knowledge.
But not all books are available. This is mainly due to the fact that there is a top handcrafted puppet being promoted. It is difficult for other ordinary libraries to have such an opportunity.
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