Dog Licking's Way to Survive

Chapter 18 Meeting by Destiny?

"It hurts! Take it easy! You're going to die!" Jiang Bie hugged the pillow and howled like a pig in the room.

"It hurts to death, forget it!" Jiang Yan, who was bandaging Jiang Bie's wound, licked Jiang Bie's back injury, and once again got Jiang Bie to cry, "I misjudged you before, you are not afraid of death , you are looking for death! Go to Beiming Palace to be a second or fifth child on your own initiative, you really don't want to kill you!"

Jiang Bie covered his browbones and yelled in pain: "You have no heart! Didn't I do it for Shenxingyan?"

"Don't, Shenxingyan can't afford to invite you, a big Buddha, and can't afford such a big gift from you." Jiang Yan was so angry that he smashed the water basin, and the splashed water wet half the table, "Master still I don't know if you're coming back, so go and report back to the master yourself, and see if the master doesn't beat you to death."

"Master, he..." Jiang Bie hesitated and asked, "Are you okay?"

Jiang Yan didn't answer, and led Jiang away to the side room where he used to live.

Lou Qingchen was standing outside the side room wearing only one piece of unlined clothing, with his head half down.The cold wind mixed with ice and snow passed by, blowing Lou Qingchen's thin clothes flying around.Lou Qingchen was still unmoved, his always lonely and cold back made people see a bit of desolation and sadness.

"Master has come here every day to have a look these few days. He doesn't speak or move. He just looks at it for a while and then leaves." Jiang Yan looked in Lou Qingchen's direction and said, "It never stopped. , no one can persuade you, senior brother Yan has been here several times but was dragged away by the junior uncle."

Jiang Bie knew that Lou Qingchen was offended by leaving this time, so he immediately stretched out his hand to grab Jiang Yan's umbrella, trotted over, and shouted cheekily: "Master, why are you standing in the wind in such a cold day? Someone will add some clothes for you, carefully catch a cold."

Lou Qingchen raised his half-closed eyes, looked at Jiang Bie who was holding the umbrella for him, and was silent for a while before saying hoarsely: "You are back."

The snow on Daiyun Mountain turned into water.Lou Qingchen stood outside for too long, the snow melted on Lou Qingchen's hair, and gradually condensed into frost, like weather-beaten white hair.

Don't watch Jiang's heart twitch for no reason, time flies too fast.When he left, there were still osmanthus flowers all over the mountain, but when he returned, it was already deep winter.Even if a cultivator is not old, he will not be able to escape the day when things will change and people will change.

A day like this when someone has been waiting for him to come home, maybe that day will be gone.

Shenxingyan is not as magnificent as Beiming Palace and Youyou Valley. It doesn't look like a serious sect, but it is more like a home.It seems that as long as Shenxingyan is still there, he has a place to belong.When he came back, the door was open to him.

Jiang Bie breathed a sigh of relief inexplicably, it doesn't matter what Lou Qingchen punished him.He nodded from the bottom of his heart and said, "Yes, I'm back."

Lou Qingchen's eyelashes covered with hoarfrost trembled, and he slowly closed his eyes.

The slender eyelashes like butterfly wings scratched Jiang Bie's heart like a small brush. Jiang Bie, who had no temper at first, lowered his head and waited for Lou Qingchen's punishment, but unexpectedly, he was surrounded by an arm and pulled forward suddenly. Hit Lou Qingchen.The force was great, and the strong impact between the chest almost made Jiang Bie shed tears in pain.

A familiar scent entered Jiang Bie's nose, it was the unique sweetness of osmanthus, warming the whole chest, enough to drown in it for a lifetime.

Although the movements were awkward, Lou Qingchen was hugging him.

Jiang Bie has been taking care of Lou Qingchen's daily life, and he has had close contact with her before, but this kind of ambiguity like a young couple who is rubbing shoulders with each other is like a thunderbolt blasting into Jiang Bie's head, making Jiang Bie burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.But I don't know if it's because of the sense of belonging. Jiang Bie didn't have the disgust and embarrassment he expected to hug a man, but his heart softened as if it had melted into a drop of water, carrying a kind of heartfelt emotion. Like a demon, he hesitated and hugged Lou Qingchen back.

Just when Jiang Bie was hesitating whether to extend the demon's left hand, Lou Qingchen suddenly pushed Jiang Bie away, scolded "little white-eyed wolf", and went back to the house.

Don't feel narcissistic about Jiang being molested.

Of course Lou Qingchen didn't feel well when he returned to the house, he held his saber and was thinking whether to chop off the arm that just hugged Jiang Bie.

It was so embarrassing, he suspected that he had the Alzheimer's that Jiang Bie had mentioned.That's his apprentice!What's the matter with him hugging his apprentice on impulse?How could Jiang Bie's crooked melon split date give him a reason to be impulsive?

Lou Qingchen thought the lack of an arm was too ugly, so he dropped his sword and paced back and forth in the room.After thinking about it, he felt that chopping off an arm was not enough to calm his anger, and he wished he could stab himself to death with a sword.

"Tsk." Lou Qingchen was too nervous to enter the room and didn't notice Cui Jingyan sitting in the corner. Cui Jingyan poured a bowl of hot tea with Erlang's legs crossed: "If you don't love lovesickness in your life, you will love it, and you will hurt lovesickness."

The corner of Lou Qingchen's mouth couldn't help twitching: "Your level of words and sentences is really comparable to that of Jiang."

Cui Jingyan flicked his sleeves and threw out a bunch of bottles and jars: "This is the medicine for Jiang Bie to heal his wounds, and I put it here for you."

"You are sick! Why do you let me do this?" Lou Qingchen was too lazy to change clothes, so she threw herself on the bed with wet clothes, "Take your rags and get out, let me be quiet for a while."

"Okay, okay, roll." Cui Jingyan slipped under the wind.

Lou Qingchen stared at the bird's nest under the eaves in a daze.

What is he happy about?In the few days when Jiang Bie left, he was not so angry as he was disappointed.Finally, there was a person who understood him well, who had been around him for more than ten years, and ran away as soon as he said it, and his heart was empty for some reason, as if all emotions were dead.

Now that he's back today, Lou Qingchen's long-suppressed emotions have come to life.Angry, cranky, and happy.

Having no desires, no desires, being indifferent for so many years, it seems that something has broken through the ground.

What Lou Qingchen didn't know was that Cui Jingyan, a conch man, slipped away to Jiang Bie's place.

Jiang Bie was sitting on the steps worrying about how to coax his ancestors well, and had no time to pay attention to the sound of Cui Jingyan approaching.

Cui Jingyan was very dissatisfied with his position in Shenxingyan, and even Jiang Bie, a flatterer, had learned to ignore him as an uncle, so he pretended to cough twice to reaffirm his identity.

Reluctantly, Jiang Bie moved Cui Jingyan to a place, sighed and said, "Master, don't watch me get busy."

Cui Jingyan went down the donkey and sat next to Jiang Bie, a rented mouth began to chatter at his wife's tongue: "I've seen enough of the excitement after you left, and I don't know how warm your house is." Nephrite, Qingchen sleeps in your room every now and then, if you come back two days late, your room will probably be requisitioned by Qingchen."

Um?Don't be a little confused, Jiang asked, "Why does he live in my place?"

"You don't understand!" Cui Jingyan poked Jiang Bie's forehead with his finger, "Do you know about your master and Ao Fang?"

"Isn't that a rumor?" Jiang Bie laughed at Cui Jingyan: "It's old gossip and you still talk about it, besides, they are both men... ah."

Man, Jiang Bie seems to realize the seriousness of the matter.

Lou Qingchen can't really be gay!

Cui Jingyan knew what Jiang Bie was thinking by looking at Jiang Bie's expression, moved closer to Jiang Bie, raised a hand to cover his mouth, and lowered his voice: "The problem is the man, rumors need to have signs to spread. Ah. Have you ever seen a woman beside your master? Don’t say that his six faculties are pure, do you think he is as pure as his six faculties?”

Jiang Bie swallowed, and asked resolutely: "There are no women, and I haven't seen any men either."

"Then it's not you." Cui Jingyan blurted out the six words like thunder.

It's hard to describe Jiang Bie's mood at this moment. Before Lou Qingchen asked him to serve the toilet, Jiang Bie was glad that he was a man.Now that I think about it, is it scarier to be a man?

Jiang Bie's three views, which have been straight for decades, have been greatly impacted, and even have a certain degree of hallucination: Lou Qingchen asked me to serve him, does it mean that Lou Qingchen likes me?No, what do I have that he likes?If you like it, you also like Ao Fang.Yes, Ao Fang.He must have used me as Ao Fang's substitute, and felt that I was not good enough, so he didn't tell me.It turns out that Lou Qingchen asked me to serve him before to seduce me?

Cui Jingyan never imagined that Jiang Bie’s urinal head has such a powerful brain power, so he pulled Jiang Bie in a trance: “You don’t understand the loneliness of an old man. You have been alone in an empty room for forty years, and you ran away halfway, not to provoke him.” Are you angry? Go and coax her."

I, I don't dare to go!Jiang Bie doesn't know what expression to use to face Lou Qingchen now, okay?It's not that he doesn't accept homosexuality, and it's not that Lou Qingchen looks bad, but, but...

Jiang Bie didn't fart for a long time, and was pushed to the door of Lou Qingchen's room by Cui Jingyan in a daze.

Cui Jingyan rinsed his brothers, nephews and nephews all over to feel refreshed, and walked away wagging his tail like a wolf with a big tail.

Jiang Bie hesitated for a long time, then tiptoed into the lonely old man's room, and saw Lou Qingchen lying on the bed without changing his clothes.Even the eyelashes were wet, looking a little bit aggrieved from crying just now.

Jiang Bie sighed, and wanted to reach out to push Lou Qingchen, but his eyes caught sight of the drenched thin shirt clinging to Lou Qingchen's body, outlining a well-proportioned muscle line.This old man is actually wet and seductive!

Jiang Bie held back half of his outstretched hand, took a deep breath and said, "Master, change your clothes."

Lou Qingchen was unmoved.

This old man was so persistent in seducing him!

Normally, Jiang Bie would have replaced it long ago, but this time is different, he has seen everything.

If Lou Qingchen asked him to help him replace him, how should he refuse?

If Lou Qingchen hugged him like before, how would he respond?

Speaking of Lou Qingchen hugging him just now, he didn't feel uncomfortable either.

The time for a cup of tea has passed, and the time for a stick of incense has passed.Stalemate is not an option.

Jiang Bie withdrew his hands and sat on Lou Qingchen's bedside, chose a compromise method, and said in a muffled voice: "Master, I was wrong, don't be angry."

Lou Qingchen opened his eyes and turned his head sideways, staring at Jiang Bie intently with black and white eyes, without making a sound.

Don't look at me like that, bro!I don't have much concentration.

Jiang Bie continued: "I just, just thought that I would finally have a chance to go to Beiming Palace to inquire about news, so I agreed. I found a lot of things..."

Lou Qingchen was still staring at him silently, Jiang Bie couldn't continue talking.

Lou Qingchen said: "Thank you for the poinsettia in the yard, I took good care of him."

Then Lou Qingchen lowered his eyelashes, the wet eyelashes flickering.The voice was cool, with a bit of grievance: "I won't see flowers this winter."

The [-]% critical strike stopped Jiang Biewan from asking "Did you lie to me? What's the relationship between you and Ao Fang?"

In previous years, Jiang Bie took care of the flowers. Jiang Bie thought for a moment about Lou Qingchen, who loves to blow hair, carrying a flower hoe and patiently serving the flowers and plants, and wanted to laugh.All that worry was gone, what did he talk about with Lou Qingchen about cheating or not?Life is given by Lou Qingchen, Jiang Bie will give whatever Lou Qingchen wants.Just being a stand-in, Jiang Bie made it clear.

"It's okay, I'm back, and I can plant flowers again in the future." Jiang Bie put Lou Qingchen's hand on his chest, and the temperature spread from Lou Qingchen's palm to his whole body.Lou Qingchen subconsciously withdrew his hand but was held by Jiang Bie, raised his head and met Jiang Bie's swearing eyes, "Master, disciple Jiang Bie swears here. He will never leave Shenxingyan."

Farewell to Jiang, sincerely.

Lou Qingchen blushed and turned his head away, glanced at the wound medicine Cui Jingyan put on the table, subconsciously said: "Has the wound been treated?"

"I haven't had time yet." Jiang Bie knew that the lovers should act like a baby at this time, and he, who is very good at acting as a substitute, said in a sticky tone, "Jiang Yan's hand is too heavy, and the wound hurts when he pokes it."

Lou Qingchen, who went down to get the medicine, trembled when he heard the tone, and almost dropped the medicine bottle: "Is your throat hurt too?"

"..."

Jiang Bie looked up at Lou Qingchen who bent over to apply medicine to himself.A sharp jawline, a delicate Adam's apple, and a well-defined clavicle.Across the neckline, one can see a white and firm chest.

He has seen Lou Qingchen's body many times. It is thin, solid, full of strength, and it is a perfect body.

Jiang Bie couldn't help swallowing his saliva, but he had never been in such an unclear state of mind at this moment.

Lou Qingchen noticed that Jiang Bie was staring at him, remembering that Jiang Bie had just complained about Jiang Yan's heavy hand, so he asked softly, "Does it hurt?"

Jiang Bie also realized that Lou Qingchen couldn't find out about his peeking, otherwise this guy would be narcissistic for several months, so he could only complain in a crying voice: "It hurts."

What Jiang Bie didn't expect was that Lou Qingchen slowly approached the wound on Jiang Bie's brow bone, blew gently, and whispered coaxingly to a child: "Blow it, it won't hurt anymore."

Jiang Bie's brain froze immediately, and the breeze brushed over Jiang Bie's burning wound, which was cool and itchy.The fragrance of sweet-scented osmanthus in the twelfth lunar month of winter occupies all other senses of ginger.

Jiang Bie stumbled up while covering his wound, and said incoherently: "Master, it's getting late, you must be hungry. I'll cook for you, tomorrow, I'll treat the wound tomorrow."

After speaking, he turned and ran away, tripping over the threshold.

Damn, this old man actually seduced him like this.

This double can't be used, and if he is used again, he will get into his own routine.

Lou Qingchen, who didn't know it, held a cotton ball in his left hand and a medicine bottle in his right, with an innocent face.

He has not eaten for more than 50 years.

The author says:

Jiang Bie: A straight man who pays attention to chastity enough to set up a memorial archway, guarding his chrysanthemum.When he first heard that Beiming Palace was going to use him as a furnace, he exploded his own small universe, got rid of Beiming Palace's escort, and hugged Lou Qingchen's thigh recklessly.A straight man who only cares about his master when she sits in a beautiful woman's arms.When traveling 500 years later, the first reaction to the two women throwing themselves into their arms is to ask for news from them.When Zheng Sanniang pretended to be Zhou Yuan, Qian Youyou's heart was softened by crying, and Jiang Yan's tears were shed. Only Jiang Bie not only showed no pity, but also observed whether there were any loopholes in what others said.Such a straight man, who is as straight as steel and concrete, showed a trace of metal fatigue after being jbbed by Cui Jingyan, a shit stirrer.If you go straight, you must bend, Mr. Jiang.