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Chapter 17 17

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Speaking of experiments, I have to mention a stalk that has been widely circulated before:

A senior sister received a call from her younger brother in a taxi, and the younger brother asked, "Sister, where did the one milliliter gun go? The result of drug resistance today is not very good, and the survival rate is still very high."

The senior sister picked up the phone and said coldly: "The gun is in the drawer, if it doesn't kill you, add more medicine."

The taxi driver was scared to pee on the spot.

When this meme first came out, it was really popular. It can be seen everywhere in the circle of friends. The students in the class even tried to copy the taxi scene.

I don't know what the result will be, I just feel that there is a suspicion of pretending to be coercive.

But when I got to the lab, I realized that the [-]ml gun is really easy to lose.

Often the experiment is half done: "Hey, who saw the [-]ml gun?", "Who took the gun from me, please return it quickly!"

Simply incomprehensible.

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Another well-known stalk is "Have you glued it yet?"

At the beginning, I didn't understand the meaning of this sentence, until when the subject ran westernblot, I asked casually: "Have you matched it yet?"

The senior sister laughed so hard that she was out of breath and said, "You are so dirty!"

I suddenly realized that glue matching = □□.

I really am - - -

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- "How's your glue going?"

- "I match well."

I can't bear to look straight at it!

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After learning new nouns, I spontaneously lit up the skills of drawing inferences from one instance to tease someone.

Ask the object: "Are you free? I want to pass on a generation with you!"

The subject blushed and hit me: "Just say that bacteria are passed on! Don't say such nonsense!"

I laughed and smoked.

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Subject has a tendency to become obsessed with experiments.

In the past few weeks, I have been working in the early hours of the morning every day. Knowing that westernblot is not easy to run, I wanted to help him do it, but he refused.

Helpless, I had no choice but to accompany him to fight, to help him raise a bacterium and raise an egg white.

At this time, I feel that the love in the laboratory is still very beautiful!

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Killing me.

The subject's father sent a WeChat to show off to the subject, saying that he had bought two large bags of seafood and would make them for him when he got home.

The subject was wearing latex gloves, so it was inconvenient to reply, so I pressed the voice button for him.

The subject bowed his head to dispense glue, and said to the phone, "Then you have to put it in the -20°C refrigerator quickly, ah no, put it in 4°C...you have to put it in the refrigerator quickly!"

The voice was sent out, and the subject smiled at me embarrassingly: "He doesn't understand what is -20°C and 4°C."

My face was almost contorted with a smile: "That's called a refrigerator and freezer."

The subject sighed: "I'll just say it, I'm a fool for doing experiments."

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The subject's drinking capacity is very fantastic, fluctuating up and down.

Fifty centrifuge tubes were passed through with absolute ethanol, and he could even say he was a little dizzy.

I laughed at him: "You are too weak to drink, in case I want to do something bad in the future, I can pour you three glasses of wine and you can do whatever you want."

He became angry from embarrassment: "You try it yourself, 100% alcohol floats up your nose, and see if you get dizzy."

Well, the tone of voice is extremely angry, but the eyes are wet, like a pool of water, but it is not so convincing.

I relented at the right time: "You don't drink too much at all. I think it's probably because I'm here that you get drunk so easily."

The subject was disgusted by me and pushed me to get out early.

uncomfortable.