Datang First Chef

Chapter 102

Taotie took a box of books and staggered away.

The price of the erotic pictures is already higher than that of the Four Books and Five Classics, not to mention that he is picking out high-quality goods. Fortunately, Mo Wenyuan gave him a lot of money and put it in the universe in his sleeve, otherwise he really wouldn't be able to buy so much.

When he returned to the courtyard, it was already noon, the store was busy, the staff were in the middle of it, the chef and the fireworks were company, he didn't say anything, he went into Mo Wenyuan's room, and crossed his legs to admire the cover of the book.In fact, it's not very good-looking. Most of the erotic pictures use the Four Books and Five Classics as the cover.

He didn't know the content yet, but he read a page or two when he was selecting. Tao Tie had a sense of ritual, and Yan Tou would read it with Mo Wenyuan next time.

He sat cross-legged on the couch, thinking about what preparations he needed to make. Since he wanted to do that thing that required skin-to-skin contact, shouldn't he take a bath first and clean himself up?

After that, he moved buckets to boil water, took a bath and burned incense. He also made some fresh flowers, tore them into petals, and poured them into a large wooden barrel. The water was fragrant.

Sitting in the water, Taotie thought for no reason of the petals Mo Wenyuan had made before. Mo Wenyuan had a flexible mind and a lot of creativity. When cooking, he often used ingredients that ordinary people could not think of, such as flower petals and herbs. Can be served.Touching his fair and delicate skin, Taotie was full of confidence, and he thought of Mo Wenyuan's evaluation of himself when he was a child.

Top-level ingredients, top-level ingredients selected from a million!

Look at his white and tender skin, smell his body, as long as you are a cook, you can't resist your own temptation!

Thinking of this, the sheep became more confident. When it came out of the big bucket, the water splashed on the ground with a splashing sound.Suddenly his ears moved, and he heard the sound of footsteps coming from far to near. His small thoughts became active, and the speed of wiping the water on his body became slower and slower.

When he slowly picked up his clothes and was about to put them on, Mo Wenyuan finally arrived, only to hear a "swipe" and the door was opened.

The sheep's skin is close to white, which is the most respected by the gentleman nowadays. The lighting in the room is very good. The sunlight comes in through the window and shines on his body, coating his skin with a layer of light.

Mo Wenyuan was speechless, he was not like before, he didn't have the slightest thought about sheep, and he had never seen such a situation before, he had rarely seen a human body of a sheep, let alone a naked look , For a moment, his eyes were glued to the sheep, and he could hardly move them away.

Taotie became even happier, and said in his heart: The beauty trick really works, the Bodhisattva will not deceive me!

Buddha:? ? ?

When did I teach you?

Mo Wenyuan finally moved his eyes away, and said slowly: "Why are you today..."

If he remembers correctly, sheep can use spells, the body is clean and spotless, and there is no need to take a bath. Even if it is washed, it is washed with the body of the sheep. After combing carefully, he can also massage the flesh under the wool. After washing, a spell can blow the water off the body, and the sheep can regain its fluffy appearance.

It was the first time Mo Wenyuan saw taking a bath in person, not to mention that the not-so-small room was filled with the scent of flowers, and he knew he had taken a flower petal bath.

The big black sheep said: "I have important things to do, I have to take a bath and burn incense first."

"Forget about the fragrance, Xiaoyuan, you know, the smell on my body is much better than the fragrance, but you have to wash it after taking a bath." He looked at Mo Wenyuan, trying to show what it means to have hooked eyes, but the sheep I really don't have much experience, and those little eyes are not seductive at all.Fortunately, Mo Wenyuan understood, and he suddenly saw the meaning in his eyes.

Mo Wenyuan said slowly again: "Oh." He said, "But it's still daytime..."

Taotie's eyes lit up, he wrapped his clothes and approached Mo Wenyuan, "I happened to buy some books, how about reading them together tonight?"

When he got closer, Mo Wenyuan could smell his body, most of them were petals, and there was also a little bit of milky smell from sheep. God knows that he has become a big black sheep, and he is not a ewe. How could he? There is this smell, so it is caused by the delicate skin and white as snow?

Looking at the sheep, Mo Wenyuan felt a burst of fire in his heart. The erotic books of the Tang Dynasty were exquisitely painted, but the content was far less modern. He was an adult man before time travel, and he knew everything he should know.

His eyes flickered and said: "Yes."

……

Zhu Bajie put the book in his arms, his face full of resentment, all his resentment was directed towards Taotie.While walking, he muttered to himself: "Isn't it all about buying pictures of erotic palaces, why bother?"

He didn't know that what Taotie bought was the book of Longyang, he thought that he was a poor bachelor just like himself.

After repeating it twice, his face showed envy again: "Hey, Mo Dalang is so kind to him, he bought a dozen books as soon as he said he would buy them." It's not like him, he doesn't have a lot of savings, and he only buys after thousands of choices. One copy, the picture quality is not very good, if he has enough money, he would like to buy more.

Bajie's perception is not as good as others, and Sun Wukong is a monkey, very dexterous, suddenly jumped out from behind him, as if hiding in Bajie's shadow: "Where did you go first?"

Zhu Bajie was excited, stumbled and said: "Go, go buy breakfast."

Huoyan's eyes locked on Bajie's body, looking up and down, he felt that he was seen through, and his steps became more and more vain.

Monkey King said: "Really?"

"Of course!" He finally got enough energy, and he also knew that no matter how weak he was, he would stop calling himself.

Sun Wukong said: "Hey, take care of yourself, Master is the worst liar, be careful not to brush your teeth if you get caught."

Hearing the word "brush your teeth", cold sweat rolled down and spread all over Zhu Bajie's forehead.

"Don't ignore the fact that the master is not there. He cares about the disciples, and his eyes and ears are everywhere."

Pig Bajie: "..."

This is the scariest ghost story I've heard this year!

……

Zhu Bajie was so scared that his head would fall off, but the big black sheep was very different. At night, he got his wish, and Furong warmed up the tent to spend the spring night. Finally, he crossed the boundary between maturity and immaturity and became a real sheep.

He and Mo Wenyuan are both in good health, and they got up very early. Not only did they not feel physically tired from what happened the night before, but they also felt very satisfied. When they were cozying up in the bed, Yang also talked about meeting Zhu Bajie in the bookshop .

"He seems to have bought some pictures and brought them back, but I don't know what they will do." Yang said dismissively, "Master Xuanzang is also in Beijing. Could it be that he dared to do that with others?"

Mo Wenyuan just laughed, he didn't want to ridicule the bachelor, he just teased: "Do you still remember the clamoring for cutting that object two years ago?"

cut?cut!

Yangcai was dazed for a moment, then realized that he knew what Mo Wenyuan said, his face was flushed with shame, he looked like a big girl with a yellow flower who was about to get on the sedan chair, Mo Wenyuan sighed after seeing it, thinking that the cheek of a sheep How is it so thin?How did you change so many poses last night?

"Don't talk about that." Thinking of the speech he made when he was young and ignorant, he deeply regretted it. He was so naive back then and almost made a big mistake.

Mo Wenyuan stopped teasing him, lifted the quilt and got down from the couch, both he and the big black sheep were thin, and even looked a little slender from a distance, but when you really took off your clothes, you would find that both of them were quite attractive Yes, years of martial arts practice has covered Mo Wenyuan's body with a thin layer of texture, the muscles are smooth and full of toughness.

The big black sheep held his face: Oh, Mo Xiaoyuan is so pretty!

Mo Wenyuan said: "We are all men, and we hold wedding banquets like ordinary men and women. It is unlikely that we will get married together. Even so, we have already done that, and we can't just do nothing." He thought of the big black sheep's hobbies He said, "We have to drink Hejiu wine, and we also have to eat red dates and other things."

Different from foreign countries, the ancient Chinese paid more attention to etiquette when they got married, but the food was free to play, and only a small amount of food was eaten because of the good meaning.

Red dates, lotus seeds, half-baked eggs, steamed cakes, and roasted pork.Since the Qin and Han Dynasties, pig lungs and pig spines have been added to the wedding banquet table. At that time, people believed that pig lungs are ventilated organs. After eating, the newlyweds will ventilate each other, and they will be harmonious and beautiful, and there will be no more disputes. .

Mo Wenyuan follows ancient etiquette, since there is no fixed wedding banquet, why not just cook all the dishes, he thought to himself that this is a big day for himself and the sheep, and he can cook as many dishes as possible.

He uses other ingredients frequently, and they are delicious no matter how they are made. Xiao Tiaoyang can only cook them the way he likes. For pork lungs, he hesitated before choosing the right method.

Pig lungs are offal from pigs, and their taste is not very good. According to modern methods, they are often stir-fried with sesame oil and chili peppers, so that the aroma of chili peppers can cover the taste of pig lungs, and only take their smooth and tender taste. However, in the Tang Dynasty There is no chili, and if you want to use this thing, you need to wait until hundreds of years later.

The best cooking method is stewing. There are many kinds of ingredients that can be stewed with pork lungs, such as salty dried vegetables and bamboo shoots, sweet candied dates and so on.Although Big Black Sheep loves sweets, he only eats snacks after dinner. Putting candied dates in soup is unacceptable to him.

Mo Wenyuan was holding the big black sheep in his arms, and now that the two of them had skin-to-skin contact, he put him on the tip of his heart, cooking and eating according to his taste, he pondered for a moment, then took the knife to the backyard, and caught it. Got a little cock.

The little cock was disassembled, the skin was fragrant and the meat was tender, and the silky touch made him smile when he touched the chicken with his fingertips. His eyes were really good, and he picked the best little cock.

Mo Wenyuan's people are a bit ooc, he stroked the chicken with his hands, his eyes stayed on the tenderness, hey, this is cooking with love.

The chef apprentice wanted to ask Mo Wenyuan if he had any questions. He happened to pass by the window and saw the master's eyes. We are all different!"

"Why is it different?" Isn't it just looking at the ingredients?

The apprentice said with deep eyebrows: "His eyes look at the ingredients more eagerly than I look at my daughter-in-law!"

Many of Mo Wenyuan's apprentices are young and vigorous, even married or newlyweds, they are very hot, listening to this apprentice's words, they all nodded and said: "You really deserve to be a master!"

"Every dish is made with passion."

"I am far behind."

……

The chicken is stewed slowly over low heat. It is delicious and tangy. The white, fat and lovely mushrooms are full of juice. Lost.

The soup is milky white, with shredded pork lungs sinking and floating in it. Mo Wenyuan glanced at the pot, and made another plate of dipping sauce. The color of the dipping sauce was similar to soy sauce, but he didn't know how it was made. The soybean umami and light saltiness of soy sauce are retained.

Putting the small bowl with the sauce in front of Taotie, he covered the handle with a rag, and put the pot in front of him.

"Take out the pig's lungs, brush with the sauce before eating." Mo Wenyuan smiled with eyebrows and eyes crooked, like tender green willow leaves, really pretty.

Seeing his smiling face, Taotie felt his heart beating powerfully, ready to jump out of his throat at any time.

In front of the delicious food, he finally regained his clear will and picked up the bowls and chopsticks to taste.

He is very good at eating, knowing that everything in this dish is the essence, first scoop out the soup with a spoon, and then don't forget to scoop out the chicken nuggets and shredded pork lungs.

The taste of the soup is hard to describe in words. You can feel the light fragrance when you touch it with the tip of your tongue. As time goes by, the taste that condenses the essence of chicken gradually blooms in your mouth. dissipate.

The chicken was tender and raw, and the meat was broken with a little force from the teeth, and the chicken shreds pulled out from the meat were extremely soft, and a small piece was easily torn off, and the chicken shreds were clearly separated.

The pork lung itself doesn’t have much flavor, and when you first enter your mouth, you just feel that it’s stewed soft and rotten, but after passing it in the sauce, it gives it an amazing umami taste, and its characteristics are highlighted.

It has a smooth and tough taste, and the perfect adsorption capacity for soup, even shark's fin can't match it.

Taotie feasted on it, feeling more and more comfortable.

Hey, the winner in life is what he is talking about.

With beauties by your side and delicious food in your mouth, life is really delicious.

……

As happy as Taotie's life is, Zhu Bajie's life is as bleak as it is. Not only did the erotic pictures not bring him joy, but it made him even more worried.

Sun Wukong's words are like the magic voice poured into the ears, pervasive.

"Master hates liars the most..."

"Do you think you can hide it from Master?"

"Master is everywhere."

"Bajie, brush your teeth for me, Master."

"Oh!" Zhu Bajie suddenly opened his eyes, and then a carp rolled and leaped up from the bed. His forehead was already covered with cold sweat, and the human form he usually maintained was almost unable to maintain it under great surprise. .

The pig's nose came out.

Zhu Bajie is very fond of beauty, his figure is handsome and flirtatious, very popular with girls, so he has always maintained this image in Chang'an City, today his nose popped out, it can be seen that he was quite frightened.

"Is it a dream?" Looking at the bright moonlight and then at the dark small room, he heaved a sigh of relief and lay back on the bed again.

His art of repairing the universe is not good, and it does not work from time to time, so Zhu Bajie directly carries the book next to his body.

He reached out to touch his chest, felt the thickness of the book, and breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing no one around, he took out the book, lit the lamp of Dou Da, and began to read.

Because of Sun Wukong's words, he never dared to read books in an upright manner, and always picked the time when there was no one in the dead of night, so the progress of reading books was not very fast, and he only read a little after so many days.

It's so late, except for him who was awakened by the nightmare, no one should be awake, right?

Zhu Bajie forgot the pain after healed the scar, hehehehehehe said: "Master must be asleep."

It's a joy to turn a page.

Who knew that in the next second, a cold voice came from behind: "I'm not asleep yet, Bajie, what are you looking at?"

Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie is cracked!

……

A few days later, the date of the southbound trip was fixed, and Mo Wenyuan brought the big black sheep to meet some people again.

Mo Wenyuan: What happened to Zhu Bajie?

In time, the other party's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, his handsome face suddenly turned into a pig's head. He hid in the shadows with a shrunken posture. According to Mo Wenyuan's observation, he was far away from Master Xuanzang, showing a faint posture of avoidance.

Master Xuanzang had seen the big world, so he acted as if he had never seen his disciples in distress, and communicated with Mo Wenyuan in a rigid manner, mostly talking about the climate in the south, the humanities, and how to prepare.

After the two chatted, everyone broke up. Sun Wukong reported to Master Xuanzang: "I want to go to Li Sanniang's restaurant to buy breakfast, so I left with Mo Dalang."

Tang Sanzang nodded and said, "Go." He looked like an enlightened master.

Zhu Bajie, who was hiding in the shadows, flinched and said, "Me too..."

Master Xuanzang suddenly put on a different face. The last second seemed warm like spring, but immediately turned into a cold winter, and everyone around him felt the terrible cold.

"Say one more word?"

The voice of the Great Demon King hit Zhu Bajie's heart.

He retracted his head, even wanting to bury his head under the sand like an ostrich.

"No, I didn't say anything, I didn't say anything."

Very pitiful.

After walking away, the big black sheep let out a merciless mockery: "Baa baa baa baa baa!"

Hahahahahahahaha, Mo Xiaoyuan, have you seen the pig's face, its nose is blue and its face is swollen.

Mo Wenyuan was different from the rampant big black sheep. Thinking that Monkey King was still here, and seeing the sheep smiling mercilessly, he felt guilty, not only did not answer, but also nodded apologetically to Monkey King and said: "What an offence! .”

The sheep's laughter stopped abruptly, like a smooth movement, which was abruptly drawn to a rest.

But Sun Wukong scratched behind his ears with his fingers and said, "I didn't really offend you." He said, "Bajie committed a catastrophe, and I'm afraid it should be like this in the next few days."

Mo Wenyuan's curiosity was aroused: "A big disaster?"

Monkey King listened to his question and told the story of the disaster that happened that day.

This matter is not only Tang Xuanzang, but other brothers and sisters also know that there was too much commotion that night. They were all asleep, but they were awakened by Zhu Bajie’s screams like killing a pig. Monkey King and the others also They are not merciful. On the westbound road, they often watch Master Xuanzang clean up Zhu Bajie. If they are not happy to watch, Dang even jumped out of bed to see what happened.

Monk Sha was close and was the first one to arrive. Not only did he see the senior brother who was beaten to the point of screaming and fleeing, but he also saw the book lying alone on the ground. After opening it, the pure Monk Sha opened his eyes wide, showing a look of shock .

"This, this, this, this...how decent!"

Sun Wukong and Xiaobailong heard Monk Sha's voice, they both turned their heads to read the contents of the book, their reactions were a little more serious, Sun Wukong scratched his chin with his hands, while Xiaobailong opened his eyes.

Sun Wukong's voice was still careless: "No wonder Master is so angry."

They are all disciples of Buddhism, but they still read the little pornographic book, and they were caught straight, how could they not be angry?

……

Mo Wenyuan and Big Black Sheep had different reactions after hearing this. The Big Black Sheep couldn’t stop laughing, bleating, bleating, bleating, and their stomachs were trembling. Even if they were in a sparsely populated place, it wasn’t that there was no one there. Walking by, occasionally pedestrians can't help but look back at the sheep.

Mo Wenyuan couldn't help laughing, but his reaction was much better than Yang's. He recalled that day when Yang said he met Zhu Bajie in the book store. Knowing that this matter might be the follow-up of that day, he suppressed his smile and said, "Xuanzang The mage worked really hard."

"Marshal Tianpeng also... hey."

Sun Wukong waved his hand and said: "It's all right, Bajie's skin is itchy, and he will come here every once in a while," he said, "I saw him sneaking around that day, so I reminded him one or two times, who told him to still be like this? "

Mo Wenyuan said: "The great sage's fire eyes are exquisite, and he is a god."

"It's not like being a god." Sun Wukong said flatly, "It's just a little more sensitive."

"But you, seem to have any progress with the sheep?"

Mo Wenyuan: "..."

Is this too sharp? ? ?

……

Before the arrival of autumn, everyone embarked on the road to the south. The distance to the Annan Protectorate was much shorter than to Tianzhu. What's even more commendable was that they didn't need to detour, they just needed to take Jiannan and go all the way south.

But this road is not easy to walk.

Jiannan Daozhi is located in Chengdu Prefecture, that is to say, in Sichuan, the road from Chang'an to Jiannan has been given a unique name-Shu Road.

The difficulty of Shu Dao is as difficult as reaching the sky!

Looking at the winding narrow road in front of him, even Mo Wenyuan, who is not good at poetry, pulled out from the depths of his mind the "Difficult Road to Shu" he had learned back then.When students learn poetry, they mostly recite it mechanically. Even if the meaning is explained by the teacher, they cannot understand it well.But when the scenery of the Shu Road, like a picture scroll, spread out in front of his eyes, he also knew why Li Bai left such a poem.

A cliff stood abruptly in front of him. The mountain wall was so steep that there was no place to stay unless he could climb up with light kung fu.Withered and yellow weeds protruded from the gaps, swaying with the wind, the wind was cruel, and the grass swayed greatly. This situation can only make people feel desolate and desolate.

Mo Wenyuan looked at those thin and narrow roads that seemed to be woven with reeds, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

How were the mountain roads on the Shu road built?

Master Xuanzang has traveled all over the country, and he has also been to Sichuan. He walked in the front and led the way: "Be careful, this road is very narrow."

Not only is it narrow, but there is no fence, and if you fall into it, it will be an abyss that will never be restored.

Although Mo Wenyuan knew that this way would not cause any harm to him, he walked slowly, step by step, very carefully.

Suddenly, a strange wind blew up on the road to Shu, and Mo Wenyuan frowned, already aware of the unclean evil spirit in the wind.

Master Xuanzang, who was at the front, sneered, pointed his Zen stick to the mountain, and the body of the stick emitted a dazzling golden light. The light reflected his extremely tall figure, and he had the aura of a man who is in charge of the gate, and who can't be opened by anyone!

His back is tall and handsome, and his voice is cold and heroic: "Where is the evildoer?"

Come out quickly and die!