Dasheng is bald every day in Liaozhai

Chapter 22 Green Snake and White Snake



Chapter 22 Green Snake and White Snake

"Although I'm really a womanizer, don't say it out there."

Avalokitesvara stepped down from the luminous rosette, and the originally radiant rosette instantly dimmed and gradually disappeared

The lobby has lost the Buddha light of Avalokitesvara, and the gloomy scene has returned

"Xiao Ci, long time no see." Seeing Avalokitesvara step down from the lotus platform, Monkey King pulled Tao Zi to stand up

Tao Zi also greeted Guan Yin with a smile

Sun Wukong, Taozi and Guanshiyin have a good relationship

Back then when Avalokitesvara went down to practice, she happened to go to Huaguo Mountain, and got along well with Monkey King, so she put on a trick

When Monkey King was crushed on the Five Elements Mountain, he helped Monkey King get out from the mountain

They have not been oppressed for 500 years, but people are free, but they are not allowed to leave the Five Elements Mountain for a radius of ten miles.

Avalokitesvara's blindfold won't work if it's too far away

Avalokitesvara's real name is Cihang, so there is a saying of "Xiaoci".

"Haven't you got it yet?" Avalokitesvara, who stepped down from the lotus platform, seemed to have turned on some switch, looking foolish

I asked Sun Wukong something out of the question

"No, no, I'm working hard." Sun Wukong glanced at Taozi and waved his hand at Avalokitesvara

The others also stood up and patted their knees

"Since Chen Xiang is one of the people involved in boiling Jinshan, he will also come to clean up." Avalokitesvara took out a small notebook and wrote something on it.

"Okay, okay, the task is completed~" Guanyin said happily, and involuntarily put on a small tilde

"I'm going back to catch up on sleep too." Avalokitesvara stretched her waist

He played mahjong with other Bodhisattvas all night last night, and he was woken up by the Lord Buddha to inform him of this matter just after falling asleep

When Avalokitesvara flew over, the whole person was spinning, and was almost confiscated by the air flight controller for the driver's license of Liantai

Although Avalokitesvara did not drink alcohol, the flight controller still gave him a sentence: "There are thousands of roads, safety is the first, the flight is not standardized, and the relatives cry."

"The Lord Buddha is also true. Every day I sit on the lotus platform and play with prayer beads. No matter what I do, I will do it."

"If it weren't for my cultivation technique with thousands of eyes and hands, I would definitely be the first person in the Buddhist sect to be exhausted to death"

Avalokitesvara made complaints about her unscrupulous boss, then sat on the lotus platform and flew away

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In the next few days, several people tried their best to clean the Jinshan Temple, which was full of hot pot smell, and Chen Xiang also joined the ranks of cleaning

Since the Jinshan Temple is being cleaned, the monks in the temple are temporarily living in the caves of Jinshan

Live the life of a caveman every day

Xiaoqing has been completely captured by Fahai, and all day long in her mind is the earthy love story that Fahai said that day

It's okay to blush

What Xiaoqing thought back then that Fahai would come to him with a basketful of raving words has come true.

The whole person is floating

"Xiaoqing, what are you doing, come and wipe the floor!" Taozi called Xiaoqing

They will finish cleaning soon, and the smell of hot pot has faded a lot

"Taozi" Sun Wukong and Taozi are wiping a Buddha statue with a rag

Sun Wukong suddenly thought of a brilliant idea

"Don't complain about cleaning the Jinshan Temple, hug me"

"?? I didn't complain"

Tao Zi was stunned, why did Monkey King suddenly say this

He didn't complain at all, it was their fault, what to complain about

"Wukong, you have to be more calm, this is our fault." Tao Zi patted Monkey King on the shoulder and continued to wipe the Buddha statue

Sun Wukong: "..."

There's something wrong with the way things are going!

Last night he went to find Fa Haina's "Saohua Daquan" and recited it all night.

Thinking about teasing Taozi like Fahai teased Xiaoqing last time

But Tao Zi did not follow the routine at all

"Taozi, I think I eat too much salt." Sun Wukong said again without giving up.

"Give you water, give you water"

Tao Zi changed into a glass of water and stuffed it into Monkey King's hand

Sun Wukong: "..."

Holding a glass of water to drink is neither, nor is it not to drink... In the end, I drank it

"Taozi, can you wash things for me later?"

"Well, this veil is also dirty, I'm going to wash it now, give it to me, and I'll wash it for you by the way."

Taozi glanced at the handkerchief in her hand, it was already dark, she jumped off the Buddha statue to wash the handkerchief while holding Monkey King's handkerchief

Sun Wukong "..."

What the fuck? !

Sun Wukong felt that the "Saohua Daquan" he had recited all night was useless

He doesn't need Taozi to be like Xiaoqing who can't stand up because of limp feet, he is very satisfied when he blushes

but! !

what's going on!

Tao Zi perfectly avoided all the tricks!

"Taozi, do you know what season I like?"

Sun Wukong also jumped off the Buddha statue, followed behind Taozi and continued to ask

"It should be summer," Tao Zi thought for a while and replied

"Hey? Why?" Sun Wukong wondered

"Because peaches ripen in summer, don't you like to eat peaches?" After cleaning the veil, Tao Zi went back to the Buddha statue and began to wipe it.

"Among thousands of people, I can recognize you at a glance"

"I can recognize you too." Tao Zi knows everything about Monkey King, even if Monkey King only shows one hand, he can still recognize Monkey King

Sun Wukong: "..."

Wait, why do I feel like I've been teased back!

Sun Wukong felt that he was too reserved before, so he decided to hold back a big move

The main reason is that she was too reserved, Tao Zi didn't accept the move at all

It would be embarrassing if no one cooperates with the rustic love talk

Sun Wukong is very strange, why did Fahai say these words to Xiaoqing a few days ago so successfully

It's weird when he's here

I really can't figure it out! I can't figure it out!

"Taozi, please take care..."

"boom!!!!!!"

Before Monkey King finished speaking, suddenly there was a loud noise outside the temple gate

Just interrupted what Sun Wukong was going to say

The evil spirit spread to Jinshan Temple, Taozi immediately dropped the rag and ran out after feeling the evil spirit

It's too evil, and it's too disturbing.

It's like the most evil and disgusting things in the world mixed together

Sun Wukong threw the handkerchief and ran out

Damn, don't you know that you will be kicked by a donkey if you disturb someone's relationship?

I'm going to blow your heads off today!


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