Chapter 5 Unexpected!Who are you!This kind of human being!
Chapter 5 Unexpected!Who are you!This kind of human being!
Xue Huai stood downstairs in Lu Yunfeng's apartment building, feeling uneasy.
Great, he thought, I finally rang the doorbell!
After about 2 minutes, there was a rustling sound from the doorbell, followed by Lu Yunfeng's voice. The cold tone mixed with the hoarseness of electronic equipment made Xue Huai who was already a little nervous couldn't help but stiffen A few points.
"Brother Feng, it's me." He said.
Lu Yunfeng paused obviously, and then said: "Xue Huai? Why are you here?"
There was the sound of the electronic lock turning behind the tightly closed unit door, and then the door opened a gap, obviously it was opened by Lu Yunfeng upstairs for him.
"Come up quickly." Lu Yunfeng's voice was a little lazy, "It's really time, I'm making breakfast."
Xue Huai pushed the door open, turned back as soon as he stepped into the corridor, and said to the communication doorbell, "Okay."
After Xue Huai climbed up to the fifth floor, Lu Yunfeng had already opened the door and waited for him.
He found the slippers he wore earlier in the shoe rack at the door and changed them on, and then walked lightly to the living room. From the moment he sat down on the sofa, his eyes never left the balcony not far away. .
When Lu Yunfeng came out of the kitchen wearing an apron, he was still holding a plate of freshly made pickled radish in his hand. He put the pickled radish on the dining table, and then walked to Xue Huai's side.
"It's so early, have you had breakfast yet?"
"...It's almost eleven o'clock, Brother Feng." Xue Huai was very weak in his heart, but he had to take Lu Yunfeng's face into consideration and let himself say this sentence as tactfully as possible.In fact, he chose this time on purpose, not only to avoid the time when Lu Yunfeng got up and get angry, but also to avoid the embarrassment that Lu Yunfeng didn't want to stay for dinner just in time for dinner.
Very caring.
But people can't help but play their cards uneasy.
"Oh, is that so?" Lu Yunfeng casually sat down on the sofa, and said, "Why do you remember coming to my place today?"
Xue Huai thought to himself, isn't it because of the inexplicable phone call you made in the middle of the night last night?But he dared not speak out.
He and Lu Yunfeng and Gu Xicheng have known each other since they were young. They are in the same school from kindergarten to high school, and they all happened to choose universities in this city for university. It can be said that they grew up playing in the mud with their bare buttocks together, and their relationship is inseparable. Re-iron.Facing Gu Xicheng all along, Xue Huai has always had the attitude that a normal buddy should have. When they get together, other than gagging, they bicker and hurt each other. But when facing Lu Yunfeng, the two of them are "Brother Feng", Especially Xue Huai, whose attitude is respectful and close to a dog's leg.
There is a word in this world called childhood shadow.
Xue Huai always felt that he was scared of being beaten up by Lu Yunfeng when he was in the top class of the kindergarten, so he has maintained a heart of awe for him until now.
"You last night..."
"Would you like a bowl of porridge?"
The two spoke at the same time.
Lu Yunfeng made a concession: "Say it."
"Did Wang Zilang get into trouble last night?" Xue Huai glanced at the balcony while speaking, but still only saw the two erect ears of the big dog lying on its stomach.
"When will it not cause trouble?" Lu Yunfeng asked back, and then felt that what Xue Huai said just now was a bit dissatisfactory, and frowned, "I said before, it is now called Ergou."
"..."
Xue Huai didn't hesitate to argue with Lu Yunfeng because of a name, he asked cautiously: "Brother Feng, you didn't... hit it, did you?"
"Do I look like the kind of person who abuses violence?"
"...Hehehe." Don't say it, it really looks like it.
"I just beat it twice and shut it outside for half a night." Lu Yunfeng explained to him impatiently.
"I said—" he suddenly showed suspicion, "Don't you have a dog hobby?"
Xue Huai couldn't laugh.
After a while, Lu Yunfeng probably also felt that the joke he just made was a bit ridiculous, at most he liked dogs, no matter what, he wouldn't have any special feelings for a dog, it's not a pervert.He shook his head and smiled a few times, and stood up from the sofa: "The dog is there, if you don't worry, you can go and see it yourself. But I want to remind you, don't forget what this dog did to you in your house before." Look, your own safety is the most important thing...I went to put the porridge in the pot, and I haven't eaten breakfast yet."
After hearing Lu Yunfeng's words, Xue Huai hesitated for a moment, but soon Ergou's handsome face and vigorous figure appeared in his mind, like an angel... He walked towards the balcony without hesitation.
Listening to the angry dog barking behind him, Lu Yunfeng took a big mouthful of porridge in a good mood.
Fuck...hot.
After Lu Yunfeng finished his breakfast, Xue Huai faced him with a bitter face.
"Why, why on earth do you think this is!" Why does my dog look like it sees the old Wang's dog in the next village when it sees me!
"There is a word called phase by heart..."
"I won't listen, I won't listen!" Xue Huai willfully interrupted him, "Brother Feng, please give me a comment, do I treat it well?"
Lu Yunfeng thought for a while and nodded.
Xue Huai's face collapsed again.
"There is another word called wolf heart and dog lung... In short, please mourn, you are destined to have no fate." Lu Yunfeng's old god was there, and he looked like a winner in life.He has completely forgotten how he firmly expressed his rejection of this dog and his contempt for the dog slave in front of Xue Huai. Now facing the other party, he felt a sense of superiority from his heart.
Xue Huai muttered for a while with a sad face, and finally stopped complaining to the white-eyed dog because he was afraid that Lu Yunfeng would suddenly make a mistake.
"Brother Feng, are you free next Sunday?"
"No arrangement yet, what's the matter?" Lu Yunfeng had already put on the apron that he had just taken off just now, and was using a mop on the balcony to clean up the ground that Ergou had accidentally soiled.I don't know what the psychology of this 24-year-old man is. The apron is pink, with white dots on it, small and beautiful.
At this moment, Xue Huai's face that had been suffering just now showed a little shyness. He tried his best to look calm, but his obviously quickened tone betrayed his inner excitement. He scratched the sofa and said, "My mother, classmate I introduced a girl to me a few days ago, and I think... I have a good impression of her, so I just thought about inviting everyone to dinner this Sunday, so I can sort of settle this matter."
Lu Yunfeng straightened up and raised his eyebrows: "Yo, you can do it! Co-authoring today is a drunkard's ulterior motives, is this going to leave the group and run away to show off my affection?" He clicked his tongue, "It's really shameless. "
The blush on Xue Huai's face was as shy as a little girl's.
After more than 20 years, he finally wants to confess his first love!From this point of view, he is still much higher than the other two.
Lu Yunfeng sneered: "It's useless for you to come here to show your affection, you know that I'm gay, girls have no attack power against me."
The second dog behind him yawned lazily, wondering what the meaning of "gay" is in a daze...Humans really don't understand, and they utter nonsense words all day long.
I really want to go home... After being away from home for a long time, even the big bad wolf on the opposite hill who always stares at his ass looks cute.
Lu Yunfeng suddenly thought of something, and strode towards the living room: "Have you talked to Xi Cheng about this?"
Xue Huai was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "No... I thought I'd tell you first, and it wouldn't be too late to call him later."
"Not too late?" Lu Yunfeng looked at him strangely, looking at Xue Huai with trepidation.
"Brother Feng, what's wrong?"
Lu Yunfeng suddenly showed a creepy smile.
- "I don't want to tell you."
The bewildered Xue Huai reluctantly left. Before leaving, he wanted to visit Ergou again, but the bared teeth of the other party clearly expressed his attitude.
After Lu Yunfeng sent him out, he added some water to Ergou.
Er Gou looked weak, and did not get up from the ground. He stretched his head forward in the posture just now, and licked his tongue slowly in the water basin.
Although his movements were slow, Er Gou finally drank the large basin of water, then retracted his head and lay on his stomach, his eyelids were weakly closed, and a small groan came out of his throat, whether it was intentional or unintentional.
Lu Yunfeng frowned, vaguely feeling that something was wrong.
He quickly went to the nearby sink to wash his hands, walked to Ergou and squatted down, and found that the dog's nose was abnormally dry.Lu Yunfeng opened Ergou's mouth almost effortlessly, and after touching the dog's tongue with his finger for a while, his brows frowned even deeper.
The temperature is a little hot.
He immediately got up and walked to his room without hesitation.The medicine box was placed in the bedside table, Lu Yunfeng took out the thermometer from it, quickly sterilized it with alcohol and returned to the balcony, Ergou was still humming softly, trying to lift his eyelids to look at Lu Yunfeng.Lu Yunfeng knelt down and touched its head soothingly, then walked around behind it.
"Don't move around." He said softly, probably because Ergou is too weak now, and his tone is not usually gentle.
Ergou snorted twice, intending to emphasize that he did not move.
Lu Yunfeng smiled helplessly, he gently lifted Ergou's tail, and then the naked place was exposed in front of his eyes.
"..."
"cough."
Ergou was a little puzzled by his sudden behavior of walking around behind him, so he tried to turn his head in the same direction. As soon as he saw Lu Yunfeng's face with a strange expression, he felt the shy little girl behind him outside the hole. Was pressed against a cool thing.
"Awwow——"
The sun was shining, and a dog howling like a wolf pierced the silent sky.
Er Gou huddled pitifully in the corner of the balcony, looking at Lu Yunfeng with guarded eyes.
did not expect!Who are you!This kind of human being!
abnormal!asshole! qaq!
It remembered the words that its elder brothers had warned before, and couldn't help trembling and teeth chattering for a moment, as if the black box of memory had been forcibly opened by someone, it felt that it had understood the meaning of the word Lu Yunfeng just said just now.
Unexpectedly, even the little male dog was not spared!
Ah ah ah ah ah!
Lu Yunfeng looked at Ergou who suddenly became energetic, even if he didn't know what it was thinking, he couldn't help but feel a little puzzled.However, the body temperature still needs to be tested. If he really has a fever, he still has to take the dog to the hospital.So he ignored Ergou's objection and stepped forward to pull the dog towards him.
"come over!"
I don't! ! !
Ergou defended his integrity to the death.
Taking advantage of Ergou who was dizzy from burning for a moment, Lu Yunfeng seized the opportunity to insert the thermometer in, and then quickly pressed Ergou who was about to get violent, and climbed on top of it.
"Aww—" It hurts! ! !
"Ergou is obedient, I am treating your illness."
"Aooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!" I do not believe!
Ergou was being held down by an adult male, so it was difficult for him to move, so he had to howl to express his dissatisfaction.
To cure a disease, you need to poke... the little chrysanthemum! ?
You just lied to me, big change-state!
"obedient!"
"Aww!" Don't listen!
"obedient!"
"Aw! Aw!" Just!No!
Lu Yunfeng slapped its buttocks with a "snap".
Ergou: "..." qaq!
"If you feel uneasy, I will poke another one in, believe it or not?"
Lu Yunfeng got up from Ergou and looked down at the cowardly dog, and said, "I won't hold you down now, you move. You can try if I can poke another one in."
The second dog didn't respond.
"I didn't know how to be obedient when I was sick, so I just wanted to cause trouble for me. Do you deserve a beating?"
"..."
One person and one dog stood in a stalemate on the balcony for a long time, and the two dogs gradually became silent and restrained their anger.
It only felt that its eyelids were getting heavier and heavier, and finally couldn't hold on anymore, rolled its eyes at Lu Yunfeng, and fell asleep.
shameless.snort!
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