Crane Chong dressed as a villain and a foolish king

Chapter 124

King Qi's soul can touch real objects, but he doesn't seem to have judgment on real objects. Zhuang Heng put the trash can on his head and didn't fall off. It directly covered half of his face and blocked his eyes, but he didn't care about it Feel free to move on.

Zhuang Heng was very happy when he was skinny, but when he saw such a weird scene, he couldn't help sweating on his back. He didn't dare to stay by King Qi's side, so he quickly hid in the space and rushed to Xiao Lang's side: "Go back quickly, I pretended to install the locator, no, no, no, I'm not afraid that he will get lost..."

Seeing his teeth chattering, Xiao Lang was both amused and distressed: "Won't the trash can be taken back?"

Zhuang Heng was shocked: "Oh, yes!"

As he said that, he hurriedly took back the trash can, but after taking it back, he saw that it had been charged to the soul of a dead person. He was both disgusted and disgusted, so he quickly pulled Xiao Lang out of the space, and threw the trash can into the ravine: "Forget it!" Forget it, no more."

Audience: Hahahaha why did you just throw it away?You didn't have this attitude when you just skinned!

Zhuang Heng: "Don't worry, everyone, this is a biodegradable material and will not cause environmental pollution!"

Audiences:? ? ?

Is this kid scared and stupid?Not on the same channel as us!At this time, I still think of environmental protection, so I really need a hundred likes!

Zhuang Heng led his people to follow the grass according to the location of the grass, and found that King Qi went straight to the north, crossing mountains, crossing rivers, and never turning around. Emotional rush machine.

At this speed of only running in a straight line, Xu Wu probably ran to the death of several horses.

Fortunately, during the daytime, King Qi’s speed slowed down again. It is estimated that he was really afraid of the sun, hiding in the east, slower than a snail, and finally gave Xu Wu a chance to buffer. lost.

At this time, the traffic was inconvenient, and it took a lot of time to travel. Zhuang Heng couldn't see where King Qi was going to stop after following him for a few days, and gradually lost his patience, so he handed over this important task to ai.

The AI ​​is very excited to be reused: [Master, don't worry!I have written the program, every time he stops the system will give me a prompt!Never miss any of his movements!I can also show maps and moving line diagrams, master, you can check them anytime! ]

Zhuang Heng sincerely praised: [Knowing technology is different, hardcore! ]

ai pride: [I really want to have a body, so that I can puff out my little chest and raise my little tail! ]

Zhuang Heng regretted: "Then we can't be the same kind. Humans don't have tails, and cranes only have tail feathers and no tails." ]

ai suddenly struggled: [I want to be the same as the master...then puff up my little chest and my little butt? ]

"Pfft..." Zhuang Heng sprayed a mouthful of tea onto his clothes.

At this time, AI suddenly shouted: [Master, master, the golden egg seems to be about to break its shell! ]

Zhuang Heng was so excited that he slammed the tea bowl on the table with a "bang", stood up quickly, moved the incubator in front of him, and yelled at the people around him: "Go and tell Your Majesty! Just say that the egg is about to break its shell!" !"

The man was startled, he quickly turned around and rushed out the door, calling over Xiao Lang who was discussing matters in the morning.

These two eggs were conceived by the Son of Heaven and the Immortal Monarch. Not only are their identities valuable, but their significance is also extraordinary. The ministers were not in a hurry to discuss political affairs, and they followed Xiao Lang like tails, running in a hurry Come and witness a historic moment.

Xiao Lang attaches great importance to the children, he only allows them to come and look at the ready-made ones, no one is allowed to approach them before they are hatched, and everyone is only allowed to wait outside.

The ministers are very understanding: Who gave birth to a child and agreed to let outsiders into the delivery room?Not to mention outsiders, except for the midwife, the fathers of their own children are not allowed to enter!Although the two inside are eggs, their meanings are similar, see no evil, see no evil.

At this time, several monarchs of the vassal kingdoms were still stranded in the royal city. They wanted to return to their fiefs, but Xiao Lang went against his usual behavior and warmly invited them to stay longer. The longer they stayed, the more confused they were about Xiao Lang's thoughts , who was worried every day, suddenly heard that the two golden eggs were about to break their shells, they were happier than Xiao Lang.

The world is peaceful, and the traitor is punished, what else can happen?The Son of Heaven must have kept us here because he wanted to treat us to a drink after the two eggs were hatched, and to show off his two children by the way.

Now the baby is finally on the ground!We can go back soon!At such an advanced age, I have never been so homesick as I am now, woo woo woo...

After the ministers, the princes also rushed to the palace excitedly, not only the people inside and outside the palace who got the news were waiting, but also the audience in the live broadcast room.

Because Zhuang Heng happened to be on the live broadcast before, the audience heard his roar and were all excited.

His family's two golden eggs became Internet celebrities before he knew it. In just a short while, the trending searches were all over the place, and the number of people in the live broadcast room began to soar wildly again.

In the room, the two fathers watched nervously around the incubator, their four hands resting on the edge, their fingers clasped tighter and tighter.

The shells of the two eggs are already as thin as a cicada's wings, and you can clearly see that there are two babies inside. The babies are punching and kicking inside, and the two eggs are rolling back and forth with their movements, and they bump into each other from time to time. At the same time, they were bounced and rolled away.

Zhuang Heng was so anxious that sweat came out on his forehead, and he said in a low voice: "What's the matter? It was clearly said that the shell was broken in the shape of a crane. Now these two babies are soft and have no sharp mouths. How did they come out?"

Xiao Lang saw that the two children inside seemed to be in a hurry, and couldn't help feeling a little worried.

Zhuang Heng discussed with him: "How about we help?"

Xiao Lang was a little worried: "If you don't come out by yourself, is it premature?"

Zhuang Heng said: "I suspect that they are having a difficult labor now."

Xiao Lang: "..."

The audience was nervous at first, but they were amused and burst out laughing.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahaha why do I think the dialogue is so mentally retarded?

Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Two silly dads!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] What did the imperial doctor say!What about the imperial doctor!

The imperial doctor is also helpless at the moment, standing by the side stretching out his hand is not right, not stretching out his hand is not right, they understand giving birth, laying eggs is too smooth for them to fool them, this is the first time they have encountered this egg hatching!

An imperial doctor tremblingly came up with an idea: "Maybe...can I go to the folks and invite a... farmer who can raise chickens and ducks?"

The two fathers were very flustered, nodding their heads repeatedly, Xiao Lang said anxiously: "Go find it quickly! Find a few more!"

The palace attendant next to him rushed out to deliver the decree, and just as he stepped out of the threshold, he suddenly heard an exclamation from inside, "Come out, come out", and hurriedly stopped and turned back.

The couple and the imperial doctor surrounded the incubator nervously. Under the warm yellow light inside, an egg suddenly broke its shell, and a fleshy and wet foot protruded from it. At the same time, there were some amniotic fluid or egg white. A transparent liquid leaked from the hole.

The live broadcast room exploded: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——

Xiao Lang held his breath excitedly, stretched out his hand and carefully touched the pink and tender soles of his feet with his fingertips, his feet seemed to feel something, and his toes curled up slightly.

ai yelled: [Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the little master is so cute! ]

Zhuang Heng rolled up his sleeves excitedly, and reached out to touch the little heel: "Come on! Come on! Come out!"

After a while, another foot kicked out, and the opening of the eggshell was stretched like a rag.

Live broadcast room: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah everyone come and watch!What kind of goddamn special effects are these!

Zhuang Heng paid attention to the two eggs at the same time. Seeing that the other one was still struggling, he quickly reached out to touch it to show comfort and encouragement. However, he is not as nervous as before. The first egg can come out by itself, and the second one should also able.

Everyone turned their attention to the first egg again, because at this time the baby was stuck, and the butt egg was struggling to get out, which seemed to be very laborious.

Zhuang Heng said: "The shell is broken, so doing me a favor now shouldn't count as premature delivery, right?"

Reason and emotion were at war in Xiao Lang's mind, he gritted his teeth and put on a strict father's face: "It's safe if it breaks, and it's okay to come out later, let the child try it by himself."

Zhuang Heng: "..."

It makes sense, although the buttocks are stuck, but the air is circulating, and it's okay to stuff your head inside for a while.

Relieved, Zhuang Heng simply turned all his attention to the other egg, and moved a stool to sit down and wait, with an attitude of "I have already experienced it, so I don't panic at all".

The audience in the live broadcast room watched with great enthusiasm, and some people gave Zhuang Heng some advice.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng, is the swimming pool ready?I saw newborn babies in the hospital swimming!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hengheng doesn't have a swimming ring, I'll send it to you!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I can provide prickly heat powder, body oil, shower gel, and shampoo.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Do I need shampoo?Will the baby be bald?

Barrage five:? ? ?

Barrage n:? ? ?

Zhuang Heng was concentrating on cheering Er Bao up, when suddenly he heard AI exclaiming: [What?bald! ]

Zhuang Heng was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground. He stood up in horror and threw himself to the other side: "Fucking bald? Really?"

Xiao Lang:? ? ?

ai: [No, no, the audience is worried. ]

Zhuang Heng was stunned, but his heart was still fluctuating. He stared at the egg tightly, and saw the ass writhing and writhing, backing away little by little. He was so anxious that he wanted to pull it out.

This is really fatal, but don't really inherit my baldness!It's fine for a boy, the big deal is to shave his head bald. If he is a cute little girl, won't he cry to death when he grows up?

Zhuang Heng stared at it while praying, and after a while, he suddenly saw the butt bounced, made a faint "boo", and finally struggled out of the eggshell.

After the butt came out, the upper body became much smoother, and after a few kicks with the two feet, it came out a little. Zhuang Heng waited nervously to look at the top of the head, but the head was stuck again.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahahahaha, I just want to see my hair, it’s so difficult for me.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] The baby's head is indeed bigger than the body, there is nothing wrong with it.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Dabao's head is not coming out, and Erbao is still in the egg, so distressed.

Bullet screen [-]: [Hua Hua] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh then the old aunt wants to get married!Want to have a baby!

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] I don't want to, because I can't find a man as good as my younger brother, and I don't have such a smooth birth rate as Hengheng.

Barrage [-]: [Huahua] The sisters agree with the first sentence, but the latter sentence...are you a devil?

The barrage area is bustling, and Dabao is still fighting with the eggshell. It can be seen that this child is not weak, and it is not in the same order of magnitude as ordinary human newborns. At this moment, in order to get out of the shell, he shook his head. The audience exclaimed for a while, saying that it was against the sky.

Zhuang Heng was about to have a heart attack: "I was born so smoothly, why is it so difficult for you to come out?"

Audience: So the whole process of Hengheng is to lie down and complete the task easily, all relying on the baby to work hard.

Zhuang Heng: "..."

At this time Xiao Lang suddenly held Zhuang Heng's hand: "Come out soon!"

Everyone held their breath, and saw that Dabao was pedaling like a waterwheel, and he was able to reach out to pick the eggshell on his head. After struggling for a while, he fell down and sat down because of his unstable center of gravity The eggshell sits on top of the head like a light bulb.

This time, not only was the music going crazy in the live broadcast room, but even the imperial doctors next to them couldn't hold back, turned around and covered their faces with their sleeves, their shoulders trembled, and they laughed so hard that they couldn't hide it.

Zhuang Heng: "... I feel tired."

This time, Xiao Lang couldn't hold back Father Yan's character, so he was so anxious that he wanted to pull him directly, but he didn't expect that the child was destined to not need other people's hands, so he fell down by himself, raising his foot to the ground on his head like a kitten. The eggshell kicked wildly for a while, and the eggshell was kicked off abruptly.

The imperial doctors rushed over to see, "It's a prince!"

The little baby was wrinkled and ugly, lying in the incubator, staring dazedly, dancing vigorously with its little hands and feet.

Zhuang Heng quickly opened the incubator to pick up the child, touched the thick black hair on his head, and was very excited: "Not bald! Not bald!"

Live Room: Hahahahahaha...

The author has something to say: two babies must come out on the same day, and there will be a change at [-] o'clock in the evening.