[Comprehensive] Go away, you are not a dumpling!

Chapter 57

In the dilapidated big house, a childish voice suddenly came out: "Ah, ah, we won again hahaha..."

"It's so noisy!" Fei Tan viciously threw the game handle in his hand to the ground, picked up the cheerful child beside him, and threw it out in anger.In the next second, the child didn't fly out, but he himself flew out backwards.

"Big group!!!" The child screamed, and in the next second, Kuroro appeared behind him.The child turned around and threw himself into his arms with an aggrieved face, and said aggrievedly while rubbing: "Tuan Da, Fei Tan bullied me!"

Fei Tan's entire face turned black, and he shouted: "Little brat, who is bullying whom!"

Tuanzi turned around and made a face at him: "Obviously you said you would bake chicken wings for this Tuanzi, but you refused!"

Feitan's face darkened even more, but seeing Kuroro once again showing murderous intent on himself for the sake of this child, he had no choice but to walk out unwillingly.

Kuroro picked up the dumpling with one hand, squeezed his face hard, and sighed: "When will your body grow up?"

Tuanzi hugged his neck and rubbed it, humming and chirping, "You've grown up after your 16th birthday, there's still half a month left..."

Kuroro's eyes darkened, then he said nothing, and hugged the dumpling out with a smile.

When I went outside, I saw Maggie and Parker holding a cookbook and studying something.Tuanzi struggled and fell to the ground, then quickly ran over and hugged Ma Qi: "Sister Ma Qi, Tuanzi is hungry..."

Ma Qi's expression softened a lot. He reached out to touch the small head of the dumpling, pointed to the recipe in his hand and said, "How about eating this dish today?"

Tuanzi nodded, then pointed to Fei Tan who was sitting on the sofa wiping his umbrella and said, "Sister Maqi, Fei Tan lost again, and I want to bake chicken wings for everyone!"

Ma Qi nodded, pointed to the marinated chicken wings in a large washbasin in the kitchen, and said to Fei Tan: "Hurry up and bake them!"

Feitan's face turned dark again and again, but in the end, for some reason, he obediently walked over and inserted the chicken wings with an iron rod, and a small fireball ignited in his hand and slowly roasted.

Tuanzi swallowed, Feitan's grilled chicken wings were very fragrant, charred on the outside and tender on the inside, he couldn't stop eating them every time.This is also the reason why Tuanzi is so keen to bet with Fei Tan, compete and win Fei Tan desperately, and let him bake chicken wings for himself.

Fei Tan glared at the dumpling bitterly, unwilling to roast it.

God knows what happened to the head of the regiment, he disappeared suddenly for a few months, and then suddenly appeared in the base out of thin air a few days ago.At the same time, this brat appeared together!

Madge said that this kid had lived with her for a long time, and she had regarded him as a companion.Heh, a three or four year old child, to be their partner?Fei Tan didn't even think about it at the time, he took out his weapon and wanted to attack.No matter who it is, if you want to join the Phantom Troupe, you must have enough strength!

It's just that what he didn't expect was that before he had time to get close to this brat, he was blown away by the brat's unknown force!

Obviously, when Ma Qi told him before, he kept saying that this brat was lacking in ability and the species was unknown. Is this still considered incompetence? !

Fei Tan was so angry that he wanted to kill the brat directly, but the head of the group silently threw a thunder at everyone - he even said that the group belonged to him!The person who will spend the rest of his life with him in the future!

Not to mention Feitan, even Maqi and the others were shocked.Ma Qi rushed over and picked up the dumpling to ask him for proof, but the kid just lowered his head and thought for a while, then nodded and said, "Well, I want to be with the Tuan University." With the Tuan University, we have food, clothing and Don't worry about being bullied anymore!

Ma Qi was stunned for a moment, and then he put down the dumpling, went out to talk with the leader directly for a while, and then completely ignored the relationship between the leader and the dumpling.

Fei Tan didn't know what to say, Ma Qi didn't care, and together with the leader he pampered that little devil, but one day, in order to coax that little devil, he forced him to make grilled chicken wings for this little devil!What's even more exaggerated is that after eating once, this little devil has been obsessed with it, and from time to time he would coquettishly tell the group leader that he wants to eat again or something!

Feitan thought at the time, could he not be able to cure such a young child?So he directly said to the little ghost: "Want to eat? Yes, first beat me in the game!" As for why he defeated him in the game, it was because he knew in his heart that he was no match for this kid.

The kid readily agreed, so Feitan was in a tragedy—why no one told him that this kid could play games! ! !

Fei Tan gritted his teeth fiercely, it seems that he has to ask the regimental leader for a leave of absence to hang around outside!

Tuanzi didn't know Fei Tan's thoughts at all, he obediently finished his meal and gnawed on the chicken wings, then went upstairs, intending to take a nap.Last night, I helped Tuanda "reduce the swelling" with my hands, and I went to bed very late, and now I am almost sleepy!

It's just that he didn't sleep for long before he was woken up.He dazedly wiped his eyes, sat up, and found that the robe on his body suddenly became very tight and uncomfortable!He suddenly had a strange feeling in his heart, raised his hand to look at it, and then froze—are these hands a little bigger? !

He stood up abruptly and ran to the toilet, looking at the mirror inside again and again.The facial features are more three-dimensional than before, the face still has a little baby fat, and the body is elongated... Tuanzi tore off the white robe on his body in twos and twos, and changed himself into a fit again, and then rushed out excitedly. room, knocked away the knight blocking the door, and rushed downstairs.

"It's big and big, I've grown up..." When Tuanzi ran to the stairs, he saw Kuroro sitting on the sofa. He rushed over decisively and fell into Kuroro's arms accurately.

Kuroro's eyes widened, put down the book, picked up the dumpling and put it on the ground. to his chest.So Kuroro hugged the dumpling with satisfaction, completely ignoring the surprised expression of the dumpling and the fact that other people were either dissatisfied (Maqi) or worried (Pike) or gleeful (Fitan) or booed (all the rest) ).

The next day, Tuanzi didn't wake up until it was three poles high.As soon as he woke up, he supported his waist, and cried loudly with a "wow"!

Tuan Da is not human, bastard!He wants to run away from home qaq! ! !

——————— Follow-up—————

Nearly five years later, Comrade Kuroro went through untold hardships and finally made a certain squirrel enlightened.It's a pity that the little squirrel spirit just started crying and ran away from home.

The hard-working Kuroro managed to catch up, but finally Tuanzi cried and said, "You did that kind of thing to me when I was just an adult, and you are so familiar... Well, you are really more than just a beast! Beast, Still a scumbag, what the knight said was right!"

Kuroro: "..." Damn knight! ! !

The author has something to say: so the text ends here. . .Well, it's the first time I write a small white essay, and I don't feel very good about it.But I still have relatives who have been watching, Wa is really happy, thank you~~~