chasing shadow

Chapter 37

In the first half year, Yuan Zhi Shangxian almost drove You Chenshu crazy.

Eat all kinds of game in different ways, such as leech, and you will not suffer from bloated disease after eating. Changfu, eat without rest.

Haven't you already had a bigu? !

There is also an even weirder thing—hujiao, which looks like a mermaid and sounds like a mandarin duck, won't you get hemorrhoids if you eat it? !

……

Shangxian, have you read "Shan Hai Jing"?

What made You Chenshu even more unexpected was that Fang Kuo was quite attractive? !

After he fell ill, probably because the two stones of Lei Gong and Dian Mu leaked the news, all the famous immortals in the three realms came, and even the top ten families licked their faces.

Isn't it said that the only son of Xianjun Yuanzhi is notorious? !Why did everyone come here with shame, he, the master of the Mingsu Pavilion, has never had such a big face.

Fang Kuo's cousin, whose cousin was tens of thousands of miles away, came to show his hospitality after his cousin got well.

"Cousin, it's just that your personality is too good. If you split it like this for me, I will definitely make them both look good." You Chen Shuming looked at him with Fang Kuo's leftover half cup of tea and drank it. Go down and continue: "As long as you say a word, I will lift their heads to vent your anger now."

You Chenshu carefully looked at this little kid who was about the same age as the five, and thought to himself, he is not very old, and his tone is not small.You're an afterthought that only talks on paper.

As for you, you can only take advantage of them verbally. The Thunder God and the Lightning Mother are like pillars in the heavens.

Your next generation, the next generation, the next generation... the next nineteen generations are all dead, and looking back at the two of them, they are still exposed to the wind and the sun, and there is no change.

The reason Yuanzhi Shangxian didn't open the door for the two of them to come in and admit his mistake was because he made a mistake by one person, and he was charged with a crime.If it is really necessary to convict, it must be Tiandi Zhaoshuang who is difficult to do.

Yuan Zhi Shangxian saw it better than anyone else.

Just you little kid, you know what a fart!

Fang Kuo took the cup out of his hand and motioned You Chenshu to pour him a glass of water, took a sip and then smiled, "Ah Yao can eat indiscriminately, but can't talk indiscriminately. Now that I have recovered, you and I Tell me, I just heard it, if someone else listens, I'm afraid the next one to be hacked may be someone."

This little cousin who was called A Yao turned green, and took a sneak peek at You Chenshu while drinking tea.

This look is not fear, not worry, not panic that he said what he said today, but more... Curiosity? !

What are you curious about?What is there to be curious about, You Chenshu rolled his eyes at him and said in his heart, he has a mouth that speaks regardless of the wind, it can't kill you!

As expected, Fang Kuo was the one who knew You Chenshu well. Unexpectedly, Fang Kuo could completely read his own slander just now. After his little cousin left, You Chenshu had been criticized and educated for a long time.Again and again, I will never do it again.

Only then did Fang Kuo reluctantly believe it, showing a bit of a smile.You Chenshu snatched the tea that Fang Kuo brought to his mouth with his hand, drank it all and stuffed it into his hand.

"OOO!"

Fang Kuo was left sitting alone at the stone table, wandering.

Fang Kuo's words made his cousin named A Yao quiet a bit, but what You Chenshu didn't expect was that he had quite a lot of cousins, and each one was more impolite than the other.

The cheeky ones who came to eat, drank the tea he had drunk, and knocked over half of his chess games. In You Chenshu's opinion, he was well-educated and well-educated. The one he couldn't stand the most was a 14-year-old The little cousin of the family is so shameless that he wants to sleep with Fang Kuo...

Is there no bed in your house? !Even if this is your cousin's house, can't you sleep in the guest room? !She looks small and dainty, about fourteen or fifteen years old, maybe a few hundred years old.

Don't think that our Mu Xuanjun is easy to fool.

But our amiable, lovely and respectable Mr. Wen Hao just couldn't bear this kind of soft and glutinous voice, and yelled "Cousin~ I'm afraid of the dark" one after another.

Naturally, Fang Kuo would not refuse, even though he was afraid that children would be very cold and cold, but... this does not affect our Wen Haojun's score of being liked by children~

In the end, You Chenshu saw Fang Kuo's unbearable expression, and decided to stand up, and stood up with the heart of preserving Fang Kuo's chastity no matter what.

"Tell brother, you're a big kid, aren't you?"

This trick worked. Seeing the child nod his head, he immediately said the next sentence.

"Older children should be sensible, right?"

"Your cousin Xiaokuo is not in good health, can we not bother him?"

Children are really easy to coax, especially children who can understand human speech.You Chenshu tricked him out with three tricks.

Fang Kuo thought about the words "Cousin Xiaokuo" and then added a sentence to his little cousin who had just stepped out: "Xiao Jing, this is Uncle Zi Chao, just let him sleep with you tonight."

When I said this, I was serious, calm and reasonable~

The little cousin who was still pretending to be a baby at the age of fourteen or fifteen really followed his cousin's words and stuck to him in the days to come.

Swallowing "Uncle Zi Chao" on the back of the buttocks, calling You Chenshu upset, Fang Kuo never tired of it~

In this environment, You Chenshu, a bastard, can still find joy in the bitterness, thinking that it would be good to live like this for a lifetime...

leisurely~

The author has something to say:

How should I put it~ I don't know whether Fang Kuo's father read "The Classic of Mountains and Seas", but I must have read it~ because Fang Kuo's father's favorite wild game all come from "The Classic of Mountains and Seas".

I recommend everyone to read it, it is very interesting~