sinovels Chapter 1 The Landlord Always Fails in Chasing People
Chapter 1 The Landlord Always Fails in Chasing People
The landlord came again, the landlord failed again
楼主：豌豆黄敲好吃时间：20XX-4-2108:00:00点击：xxxxx回复：xxx
Hello everyone, the poster is here again. Everyone knows that the poster has been chasing colleague Z. The poster also invited Z to dinner today, but was ruthlessly rejected. QAQ It is said that the reason is because eating with the poster is very shameful. It’s just taking pictures before meals_(:зゝ∠)_Z colleague also said that if the host can’t get rid of this habit, there’s no way to eat with the host, but the host really can’t change╥﹏╥……
The first floor sees the vest again 1XX-20-04
Sofa, see LZ again, LZ still hasn’t caught up with anyone today
2nd floor from January to May 20XX-04-21
Why must the landlord hang himself on the Z tree? I don’t like the landlord when I see Z.
Don't often recall on the 3rd floor 20XX-04-21
Hello, I haven't seen you for a long time, and it seems that there is still no progress. By the way, I agree to go upstairs
4th floor poster: pea yellow knock delicious 20XX-4-21
@One to May 2nd Floor 20XX-04-21
Why must the landlord hang himself on the Z tree? I don’t like the landlord when I see Z.
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Because when the host first joined the job, Z’s colleague helped him all the time, and he felt like a very good person, so _(:зゝ∠)_
5nd floor from January to May 20XX-04-21
Understood, the host continued.
People on the 6th floor call the Chinese Little Master 20XX-04-21
I agree with the second floor, the original poster probably confused gratitude with liking, and that Z colleague doesn’t seem to like the original poster, it’s very likely that he’s playing with the original poster.
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210th floor poster: pea yellow knock delicious 20XX-04-23
The host came back. After a few days, the host did not go to ask colleague Z again, but the host still observed carefully. Recently, colleague Z gets off work very early and often asks for leave. There may be something at home, and colleague Z often has a girlfriend The children went in and out of the furniture store together, the owner heard the voice of broken heart QAQ
211nd floor from January to May 20XX-04-23
Don't be sad, the landlord, maybe that's just his sister.
The first floor sees the vest again 212XX-20-04
see sisters misunderstanding
People on the 213th floor call the Chinese Little Master 20XX-04-23
It looks like they are engaged, and they are planning to buy furniture to decorate the house of love, why is the host still not giving up?
214th floor poster: pea yellow knock delicious 20XX-04-23
@人名中华小头家213F 20XX-04-23
It looks like they are engaged, and they are planning to buy furniture to decorate the house of love, why is the host still not giving up?
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But, the host didn’t hear any news, QAQ
People on the 215th floor call the Chinese Little Master 20XX-04-23
Hehe, landlord, you can wait for Z to give you the wedding invitation.
Don't often recall on the 216rd floor 20XX-04-23
Agree upstairs
217th floor poster: pea yellow knock delicious 20XX-04-23
Don't be so decisive /(ㄒoㄒ)/...
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452nd floor from January to May 20XX-04-30
Hey, it's been a week, why hasn't there been any news from the host?Call the landlord, call the landlord, what will happen to the landlord?
453th floor poster: pea yellow knock delicious 20XX-04-30
The host is fine, the host is eating, colleague Z is engaged, and the host has learned that the girl before is the fiancee of colleague Z, she is really a very beautiful and cute girl, the host is really envious of QAQ
454nd floor from January to May 20XX-04-30
Is the landlord really okay? Why do I think it’s a little square? You really won’t do anything crazy, such as if I can’t get you, then let’s die together, or even if I can’t get your person, I will get your heart or something. of? !
Don't often recall on the 455rd floor 20XX-04-30
The brain hole upstairs is so big, but I like it (*/ω╲*)
456th floor poster: pea yellow knock delicious 20XX-04-30
Don’t make up your minds, the poster is not this kind of person, the colleague Z is a straight guy, the poster has already been mentally prepared, but the psychological gap is a bit big, and I can’t react all at once QAQ
457nd floor from January to May 20XX-04-30
Hey, for the term straight man, the poster turned out to be a boy. My friends and I were shocked!
458th floor poster: pea yellow knock delicious 20XX-04-30
@One to May 457nd Floor 20XX-04-30
Hey, for the term straight man, the poster turned out to be a boy. My friends and I were shocked!
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The landlord is a boy, why are you so surprised?
People on the 459th floor call the Chinese Little Master 20XX-04-30
Since the host is a boy, it's even more impossible to casually go for a straight guy.
460th floor poster: pea yellow knock delicious 20XX-04-30
@人名中华小头家457F 20XX-04-30
Since the host is a boy, it's even more impossible to casually go for a straight guy.
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_(:зゝ∠)_It’s not successful now, and the host couldn’t tell whether Z’s colleagues were crooked before, but now I know, so I can only wish them happiness QAQ
461nd floor from January to May 20XX-04-30
The landlord should not be square, there is no grass anywhere in the world!Time heals everything!
462th floor poster: pea yellow knock delicious 20XX-04-30
Thank you upstairs, the host will be strong, thank you for your support during this time, so the host plans to do a lottery, recently opened a delicious cafeteria in the center of District C, the host tried it and thought it was super good, so if there is Everyone in City S can send a private message to the host, and the host will pick someone to treat you to dinner (⊙︿⊙)
The first floor sees the vest again 463XX-20-04
See also S City
People on the 464th floor call the Chinese Little Master 20XX-04-30
Landlord, you are really...
Liang Heng sent out the reply, and couldn't help laughing while rubbing his forehead.
He discovered this poster in March. At that time, this person was just posting some small daily routines of chasing colleagues. It is not completely counted as chasing people. The initial reason was that the poster had no experience and often made mistakes. As a senior, he has been helping, and then the host fell in love with colleague Z, and used his own method of chasing people, although in his opinion, this person is just looking for a fan friend, except for inviting him to dinner or inviting him There is no other reason to eat.
This kind of method is really not technical at all, but Liang Heng didn't intend to advise this person, so he followed it for two months, and then saw the result he expected.
The so-called colleague Z is really going to get married, but he didn't expect that the landlord would be a man, and he looks very stupid and innocent.
Liang Heng rested his chin and looked at the computer. The blue and white light of the forum page reflected on his face. After thinking for a while, he reached out and touched the mouse to open a page, and then entered a series of words in the dialog box.
【Private letter】
[He is called the Little Master of China: The landlord is also from S City?What a coincidence, so am I! 】
The other party had probably been browsing the forum, so Liang Heng didn't wait long for a reply.
[Pea yellow knock delicious: yes, you too?Are you far from Area C? 】
[He is called the Little Master of China: That's right, it's not far from Area C, so the landlord can you smoke me? 】
[Pea yellow knock delicious: Yes, if they are all in S City, the chances are the same. 】
[He is known as the Little Master of China: But I really want to have dinner with the poster, I have been following the post of the poster for a long time! 】
[Pea yellow knock is delicious: ah, but there are also people who send me private messages (⊙︿⊙)]
[He is called the little boss of China: What are the criteria for the landlord's selection? 】
While waiting for the other party's reply, Liang Heng opened another page to enter a series of data. Looking at the content displayed on the page, Liang Heng was thoughtful.
At this time, the other party had already sent a reply, and there were a few minutes after his message. Presumably, the other party struggled for a while when replying, Liang Heng glanced at the message.
[Pea pea yellow is delicious: It depends on the eye, or who wants to eat it very much, and then I will treat the wish as fulfilled. 】
[People call it the little head of China: (._.) Actually, I have never eaten a buffet, but I dare not go there because I am afraid it will be expensive. 】
While replying, Liang Heng couldn't help laughing that he would do such a thing.But he is not lying, he does not usually eat buffets, although the reason is that he thinks that the buffets have a lot of food but not good quality, and it is boring to eat.
But if you want to eat with this landlord, you might as well try new things just to meet up.Liang Heng thought, the other party's reply has already arrived.
[Pea yellow knock delicious: huh?Then, can you give me the phone? 】
He gave the phone to the other party, but the other party did not respond, Liang Heng frowned.
It just so happened that roommate Sun Mengyang came back with a meal. Seeing that Liang Heng had been staring at the computer, he walked over to take a look at what he was looking at, but Liang Heng saw him coming, immediately closed the page, stretched out his hand to pick up the meal, and Show a friendly smile: "Thank you, have you finished eating? Have you finished your homework?"
Sun Mengyang curled his lips: "If you don't show it, you won't show it, but why do you insist on mentioning homework, this annoying little goblin?"
Liang Heng smiled: "Probably because I finished my homework, so I want to get a sense of accomplishment."
Sun Mengyang: "..."
Sun Mengyang: "I won't bring you food in the future!"
Liang Heng smiled: "Okay, but this homework seems to be a bit difficult, I have been doing it for a long time."
Sun Mengyang: "..."
Sun Mengyang had to show his sincerity with tears in his eyes: "How much I love the business of bringing meals, I hope you don't deprive me of my hobby!"
Liang Heng nodded in satisfaction: "Since you have asked so, I will not be disrespectful."
Looking at Sun Mengyang's appearance, he probably wanted to swear, but Liang Heng had already turned his head away.
After doing homework on the computer for a while, Sun Mengyang was very absent-minded, because Liang Heng had been looking at his mobile phone, basically keeping a glance every 3 minutes and swiping every 5 minutes, as if he was waiting for someone's news.His heart of gossip immediately overwhelmed his fear of Liang Heng, and he inquired about the news with great interest: "What are you looking at? Are you waiting for news from the senior or the junior? You seem to be looking forward to it, are you going to leave the order? "
Liang Heng put down his phone and turned his head: "Have you finished your homework?"
Sun Mengyang's expression was tangled for a moment: "Don't care about these details, just satisfy my curiosity first!"
The phone screen suddenly turned on, and Liang Heng turned his head to play with the phone shamelessly, letting Sun Mengyang scratch his head and want to know what he was doing, but fortunately, Yu Wei was still there, so he didn't dare to jump over and snatch it.
After reading the text message, Liang Heng quickly replied with "Okay".It's a pity that the other party's text message didn't include his real name, but just added a forum ID at the end of the text message, and Liang Heng also added his own ID at the end of the text message he replied.
The agreed time to meet is at eleven o'clock in the morning of this Sunday, which is when most cafeterias open.However, Liang Heng was in a university town that was still some distance away from Area C, and it took about 10 minutes to take the subway to get to the cafeteria they had agreed upon.
Liang Heng didn't tell the other party all his real situation, but only said that he would definitely arrive on time.
The other party didn't reply to the text message, so Liang Heng saved the unfamiliar number from the text message into his contacts, and after thinking about it, he named the number "Stupid and Adorable Landlord".