sinovels Chapter 6 Confluence
Chapter 6 Confluence
The little brother fell asleep, but Qilin couldn't calm down. Seeing that the little brother didn't play with him, and didn't stretch out his arms to let him sleep, he could only run to rub against Situ to please him.Silently, Situ patted Qilin's little head and held him in his arms, looking at his sleeping face in a daze.
In my impression, my brother went to bed very early and woke up very early. Situ hadn't seen his sleeping face a few times. In this quiet night where only insects were singing, his cheeks were flushed by the firelight. It is daydreaming.Situ shook his head violently to shake off his obscene thoughts, then picked up the unicorn and let it stand on its hind legs and turn to the direction of the little brother, saying in a very, very small voice:
"Don't you think his face is very fucked?"
Qilin didn't know if he understood or not, so he replied in a very low voice: "Meow?"
"This kid doesn't know how to take care of it. His skin is tenderer than women's, and his body is softer than women's. It's just that his body is too big and not attractive enough." Situ continued to communicate with Qilin, and Qilin echoed in a low voice: "Meow."
Maybe the unicorn just thinks it's fun, even though it doesn't know what's so fun.
Situ entertained himself for a while and felt that he was so fucking ridiculous, so he let go of Qilin and let him play by himself.Situ lay on the ground and added some dry firewood casually, and the Qilin dangled in front of Situ without attracting Situ's attention.Qilin flicked his tail unhappily and hit Situ on the face, then ran to the little brother and jumped on him to try to wake him up.
Situ screamed and quickly picked up Qilin. Qilin glanced at Situ with a complacent look of "I knew it now, why just now", and then bit his clothes and started playing.Situ pinched Qilin's small face speechlessly. This guy was spoiled. He usually ran out to hang out with wild cats and dogs when he was bored. No peace.
After being quiet for a while, Situ realized that he was sitting next to the little brother's head, and a unicorn could fit between them.
With one hand on the ground, Situ bent down and kissed the younger brother's cheek, feeling that it was not satisfying, and wanted to hold the younger brother's face and kiss his lips passionately, until he suffocated, blushed and begged for mercy.Of course, the current Situ dare not.As soon as Situ sat up, he met Qilin's curious gaze, and Situ clicked his tongue.
"What are you looking at, I haven't seen stealing a kiss."
"Meow."
Situ didn't bother to pay attention to Qilin, so he stretched one leg and stretched the other. Qilin ran over and lay face up on his calf as soon as his eyes lit up, and fell asleep after a while.Situ smiled wryly, as for Qilin's bad temper, he wondered if he would be beaten to death directly, or pushed to the younger brother's care, seeing that he also dotes on Qilin.
Turning his head to watch the younger brother in a daze, the night passed quickly.
It was foggy in the mountains early the next morning, and the little brother woke up from his sleep with a jolt, only to find that he was wearing a coat.Blinking his eyes, he saw that Situ only had a black vest on his upper body. He grabbed the unicorn by its two front paws and lifted it up to make it walk upright, back and forth, left and right like a human. This is a boring thing for a big man. ah.Qilin didn't dare to do anything wrong, so he squinted and snored while letting Situ play. As soon as he found that the younger brother woke up, he broke away from Situ and ran over like seeing a savior, hiding behind the younger brother and shaking his butt at Situ.
"Fuck, ungrateful stuff."
The unicorn doesn't care, and whoever treats it well will follow. Isn't that justified!
The little brother was silent.
"I woke up so soon, the genius is bright." Situ had nothing to say, the younger brother nodded and said, "It's foggy."
Situ snorted and started grilling meat: "I didn't pay attention, don't blame me if you catch a cold, it's life."
The little brother threw back the coat he was wearing to Situ, without saying a word.
When I had breakfast and packed my luggage and was about to leave, my brother suddenly raised his hand.
"Someone is here."
"what?"
Situ followed the younger brother's gaze, there are only bushes over there, okay?
The younger brother didn't explain, he climbed up the tree cleanly and motioned for Situ to go up too, Situ rolled his eyes and climbed up the opposite tree, Qilin looked around and the two immediately jumped towards the younger brother, so angry that Situ scolded his mother , the child is too big to stay.
After waiting for 1 minute, I heard a man complaining not far away.
"I'll go, what time is it? Hurry up, you really think I'm a superman!"
A female voice laughed and said, "Oh, don't you brag about your physical strength, isn't that false?"
"You're stupid!" The male voice immediately defended: "Don't you know that waking up early kills you!"
Another male voice mocked: "Early to bed and early to rise is a good habit, okay? I really doubt how you became a physical education teacher. You don't have any professional ethics. I'm really worried that the future flowers of the motherland will perish in your hands."
The physical education teacher wailed toward the sky.
"I'm just a physical education teacher, it's none of my business!"
Two men and a woman jokingly walked to the place where Situ and the two made a fire. The physical education teacher with the lawn prickly hair looked at the brown bear on the ground and said, "Damn it, I heard that the big bear is much fiercer than the tiger. Is there a wilder beast than a bear?"
The woman with the ponytail rolled her eyes at the physical education teacher, and scolded: "You are blind, didn't you see that the wound is neat and clearly cut by a knife? The technique is quite neat, the knife must be very sharp." Then she ran to the corner of life. The local kicked the ashes buried in the soil and said, "Brother, someone came here and died not long ago, so I guess he just left not too far away."
"I'll go, you discovered this, you belong to a dog!" The physical education teacher was immediately kicked by the woman, and the wailing sound resounded through the forest.The other man had his shoulder-length hair and looked a little scholarly and refined. He lowered his head and carefully observed the ground.
"Did you just leave?" The man frowned, his eyes moved forward along the footprints, and he saw mud sticking to the tree trunk. The moment he raised his head suddenly, Situ had already pulled out his dagger and jumped off the tree, kicking the physical education teacher over. The physical education teacher was trampled face down on the back of the neck, howling and struggling like the unicorn who was forced to take a bath yesterday.
At the same time, the younger brother also jumped off the tree and put the ancient black gold knife wrapped in cloth on the woman's shoulder. Anyone with a discerning eye could know what was inside.The other man glanced at the dagger on his waist and raised his hands with great interest, glanced at Situ's backed head and the hooded man opposite him, and let out a breath.
"Boss, it's me, I'm Lu Yan."
"Lu Yan?" Situ hummed and turned to look at the woman, and said, "Then you are called Lu Chi?"
"You are called Lu Chi, and your whole family is called Lu Chi!"
The woman jumped up in anger, and said coquettishly: "You are not a good person. You look like a villain with a big back! You don't respect women at all. Didn't your kindergarten teacher teach you etiquette! Go to kindergarten and start over again!" go!"
"Hey, I like this fiery temper." Situ smiled and made a hooligan gesture, provoking the woman's chin with his middle finger and said provocatively: "The little girl has good eyesight, I am not a good person, what's the matter?"
"you!"
The woman seemed to have been greatly insulted, and she dared not move because of being driven by the knife, so she could only stare at Situ viciously.
Lu Yanxin couldn't cry, this sister is good in everything but she is too hot-tempered and dares to say anything, no matter who you are who offends my mother, even if you are the king of heaven, I will still scold you.Fortunately, Situ didn't show any anger, Lu Yan quickly winked at Baby's sister to make her quiet, and the woman stomped her feet reluctantly and snorted softly to turn her face away.
"This is my younger sister Lu Shishi. She has been spoiled since she was a child and speaks a little aggressively, but she is not malicious, just ignore her." Then pointing to the dying man at Situ's feet, he continued, "He is my apprentice Da Zike."
Situ let out a hey and didn't move his feet, instead he pressed his feet hard in exchange for another scream from Da Zike.
"How do I know if you guys are pretending or not? There must be something called that. By the way, a code. Let me think about it. Is it the Iron Tower Town Snake Demon, or the Heavenly King Gedihu?"
Lu Yan was speechless for a while, and the smile on his face became stiff. I heard that the person who caught the lama this time had a perverted, violent and changeable personality. Lu Yan had also heard the name of Situ, a well-known leader in the underworld. So unreliable.
"Boss, don't be joking, you didn't say the secret code."
Situ still wanted to say something, but the little brother pulled off his backpack and took two steps back. He took advantage of the situation to put away the dagger and looked around at Lu Yan and Lu Shishi.As expected, the dragon and phoenix twins look exactly the same, but the temperament gives people a completely different feeling.Lu Shishi has an impulsive temperament, and when Situ provokes her, her eyebrows will stand upright and her almond eyes will stare. If she doesn't take pictures of the village woman who was ravaged by the devils, she will be blinded by her pretty face.On the contrary, Lu Yan was more rational, with a faint smile on his face, he looked weak, and those who didn't know thought it was a living sacrifice for Zongzi.
"Damn, what kind of world is this, robbing wealth or robbing sex!"
Da Zike quickly got up from the ground and spat out the dirt in his mouth "咖咖咖", then patted the dirt on his face and turned into an aboriginal face. "The surname Lu, who is this person is too immoral, and when did I become your apprentice, will I be paid, and how much is the monthly salary? Is it daily or monthly? You know my card number, remember how much Type two zeros, dear."
Lu Yan's head hurt even more, why did he bring two live treasures to fight, and quickly stepped on Da Zike's foot to shut him up.
"Nimma, why are you stepping on my feet!" Da Zike roared loudly, while Lu Shishi on the opposite side looked at the sky speechlessly.
"Where are you idiots? If you can't use your brain, go back to your mother's womb to drink milk... Fuck!" After being kicked in the calf, Situ hissed, rolled his eyes and stared at the little brother angrily: "You fucking kicked me!" Dry chicken feathers, fuck it, don’t you!”
"..."
At this time, there was a shrill meow from the top of the tree, and the unicorn fell down from the top of the tree and hugged Situ's face fiercely with sharp eyes and claws. Seeing this, several people couldn't help but fell silent. What the hell was going on from just now!And where did the cats come from in the deep mountains and old forests!
The little brother was stunned and quickly reacted, pulled out Situ Bie's dagger from his waist, turned around and threw it hard back and up.Lu Yan was surprised for a second by the little brother's agility, and then looked at the top of the tree, only to see that the dagger was stuck in the head of a snake, and it had already pierced through.
What the hell is this.
Situ Qiang pulled the unicorn off his face, if he hadn't eaten too much in the morning, he would have eaten cat soup by now!
As if hearing Situ's inner voice, Qilin struggled with all his strength and threw himself on the little brother and kept getting into the hood. It was so big that it only arched into half of the body, and its hind legs kicked on the little brother's chest to force it. Get in all by yourself.
Silence.
"Hmm..." Da Zike realized a serious problem even if his brain was short of wires at this time: "The surname is Lu, I remember reading horror novels before, and the most taboo thing is cats and dogs passing by the mourning hall and causing fraud." Corpse or something, isn’t it a bit weird for you to fight with cats? Well, it’s quite novel, is it really okay to automatically change to heroic difficulty?”
Lu Yan was also speechless, what the hell happened!Can you happily rob the tomb!
Situ Ti picked up the unicorn and said, "Don't worry, this is live food. We will cook improved food at the entrance of the tomb."
Then the calf was kicked again.
"Fuck, you are fucking addicted to kicking! Do you have professional ethics!"
On the little brother's face was written: "Guess" in big characters.
Situ silently took out a cigarette and lit it, hey, it must be the aftereffect of not sleeping last night, why don't you sleep for a while.
The atmosphere became tense again.
作者有话要说：2015年7月28日星期二23点24分13秒
Situ: You fucking kicked friendly troops!
Bro:……
_(:3」∠)_Actually, I wanted to write this tomb robbery article in the third perspective at the beginning, and I wrote it with the No.1 name of the physical education teacher
It turned out that the little brother happened to meet Situ when he came out of Changbai Mountain, and he used the ring to recognize each other, that's all.
A few months later, I will find these people to fight together, and use the perspective of a physical education teacher to indirectly write about the interaction between Situ and my brother
Then I feel that four big men are too big to steal a tomb, and a woman is added, anyway, I don’t feel disgusted if they are not petite and weak
It's a different kind of fanfiction.
After all, everyone knows my little brother's skills, and tomb robbery is like a game, otherwise the third uncle would not keep him missing
I didn't think too much about the plot so that the two of Situ disappeared. Just write about the difficulties of the physical education teacher [Read: I am here to see my little brother, okay!
Later, I changed my mind and wanted Situ to chase my little brother again, so I went back to writing in the third person
_(:3」∠)_ Then my brain was accidentally dug a hole, I feel a little bit, but I still don’t know how to write about tomb robbers
I have no idea about the structure of the ancient tomb, just scribble
_(┐「ε:)_Anyway, I just want to write pet articles. I am obviously distressed, but I am swearing or something
Proud?Don't count, after all, the relationship is really embarrassing now
_(:3」∠)_Is my complaints getting more and more lately? I haven’t talked to anyone for a long time. I feel lonely and empty