[Bottle Evil Doujin] Generation Gap

Chapter 20 Generation Gap Series Short Chapter 2 "Returning Together"

Life is more than just the preoccupation, but also poetry and distance.

People living in this world, in addition to the real hometown, there is also a second hometown, that is the distant place of dreams, that place has dreams that have been obliterated by reality and simple fellow villagers, everyone yearns for a walk-away travel, in that dream hometown.

I thought so too.

"My family is telling you now! This land belongs to our family! Insects grow here too, if your chickens fly here and there again, I will smash them all!" The aunt who lives next door crossed Standing domineeringly in my yard with a very domineering waist, I stepped on a little yellow chicken of mine, which was no bigger than a tennis ball. When stepped on by her big foot, it immediately started whining, very pitiful.

As a chief executive, how can I tolerate an old woman riding on my neck to shit, I used my foot to pull the other little yellow chickens into the house, rolled up my sleeves and said: "Stop talking nonsense! You said it was you Is it yours? When I bought this house, the village head told me that this piece of land would belong to me! Just return my chicken to me! Otherwise, don’t blame me for being rude!”

"This piece of land has been my house since I was a child! You are very capable and you still want to take it. The words of the old man with a stinky dick, the village head, are unbelievable. You can watch more when you walk, my house does not leave dirty things!"

There are many mountains in Fujian, and the traffic is very blocked. There are villages between the mountains and the mountains. The dialects of each village are different. The language developed by the villagers with strong folk customs is of course more powerful than Mandarin. After three rounds, I was finally defeated, and I took my five little yellow chickens back to the house miserable.

This is already the third little yellow chicken I lost at the feet of the aunt next door. When I bought the chickens, Tujili sold eight of them and named them Eight Liansha. Now there are only five left, so I had to change the name to Five ring.

I can't help but miss Fatty. If Fatty is here, we can join hands and we will definitely kill the aunt next door. I still suffer from poor learning ability, let me stay for a few more months, and I will definitely be able to control Fujian dialect freely. , the kind of scolding for an hour without repetition.

Three months ago, I returned to the mainland from Hong Kong by myself, took a black car all the way to Fujian, bought two village houses in Yucun, and officially lived a retired life.I cut off all social networks, no one knows what I am doing, and no one knows where I am, including my parents, including the fat man, and of course including the oil bottle.

In order not to let them suspect that I was kidnapped, before I left, I left a letter telling them not to look for me, I am safe, and if there is a destiny, I will see you again in the future.

Even after thousands of tempers, I have not turned into steel, I am still a living person with flesh and blood.People will grow old, and at my current age, I can no longer afford it. Staying away from all the troubles is my most urgent need now.

The fat man once asked me if I was angry with my younger brother. I was really not angry, I was just tired.This is far more terrifying than being angry. You can choose to forgive when you are angry. If you are tired, what should you choose?

I don’t deny that I still love Poker Bottle very much. This kind of love has accumulated deep and deep unconsciously. I don’t know when I fell in love with him. I only know that no matter what he does, he will not wear me away. love for him.What he took away was my confidence in my future life and my trust in him. I couldn't pretend that nothing had happened, and I couldn't care about him, so I finally chose to leave temporarily.

This isn't an escape, it's just that Poker-Face and I can't go on like this, it's better to separate temporarily to let everyone calm down.

The above are all literary versions. If you must know what I mean, yes, I just want him to experience the feeling of not being able to find me, so that he will learn a lesson so that he will not make such a mistake again. Go sleepless!Hehehehe.

The little yellow chickens were chirping at my feet, pecking at the soot I dropped on the ground and eating them. I drove them into the yard and gave them a handful of rice.

To be honest, life in Yucun is quite fulfilling. Every day, I feed the chickens and dry the pickles. The only fly in the ointment is that Fujian is really wet, especially in the mountains, and the underwear is always dry.

The rich water resources in Yucun also cultivated another hobby of mine, which is fishing. I have always liked fishing, but this hobby is too time-consuming, and I have never been able to spare time to fish.Now I have a lot of time. When the weather is good, I can bring my fishing tent alone and live by the river for several days.

Losing a little yellow chicken made me feel a little depressed, so I packed up my fishing tackle and went to relax. Didn’t the aunt say that everything in the yard belonged to her? On the way back, I dug some worms and threw them all in her yard. , to see who is overcast.

The route of the village is very complicated. I walked back and forth in the village more than 100 times in the first three days of my stay, and only then did I remember all the terrain. The path directly across can shorten the journey to 10 minutes.

It just rained yesterday, and the dirt road was very slippery. I carried my fishing gear and walked with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

There are a lot of wild game in the mountains, and people in the village can sell them to restaurants to increase their income. Therefore, there are many temporary traps dug in the mountains. In order not to damage the fur of animals, most of them are pothole traps, although they will not fall to death if they fall into them. , but it is difficult to climb up again, no one has passed by in this deep mountain and old forest, maybe they will starve to death.

Just as I was about to walk to the river, I suddenly felt that my feet were empty, and my whole body sank with a puff. When I came back to my senses, I found that I had fallen into an old trap.

This trap is two meters deep and one meter wide. Rotten leaves cover its hole. I should be the first prey to fall in for so many years, because half a pool of muddy water has accumulated in the pit, and I am completely mushy from the waist down. in the mud.

I screamed in my heart, I could still climb up to this height with all my efforts, but now there is so much water, I can't use my strength at all, and it is almost as difficult as climbing to the sky.

Uncle and aunt, Wu Xie slipped and fell into an abandoned trap that was only two meters deep because he didn't look at the road.

I imagined this scene for a while, and decided to try my best to call for help. Maybe someone just happened to want to go fishing in that pool and picked me up?

"Wu Xie?"

A miracle happened in the deep mountains and old forests. Before I could call for help, someone came to the top of my head, a capitalized lucky 52. ​​As soon as I heard him call my name and I was still an acquaintance, I immediately stretched out my hand: "Yes! I am Wu Xie! Pull me away quickly. go up!"

The man grabbed my hand and lifted me out of the trap without much effort. It felt so down-to-earth. I dusted my pants and looked up gratefully to thank him. When I looked up, I was stunned. , regardless of the mud on his hands, he rubbed his eyes vigorously.

The one standing in front of me was actually Pokyouping. He was wearing outdoor sportswear and carrying a large backpack on his back. He looked like a backpacker visiting the village.I haven't seen him for a few months, his hair has completely grown out, and his previous lush hairstyle has returned. I don't know if it is because he has just recovered from a serious illness, and his complexion is not very good.

When I left, he couldn't walk ten meters away by himself, and his arms could only be bent at a maximum of 45 degrees. Now seeing that his skills are still inexplicable, I am inexplicably relieved.

We stood face to face, neither of us spoke. I knew he would come, but I didn't expect him to come so soon. When I left, I asked Zhang Xuehuang, and he said that it would take at least half a year for Pokerfing's body to fully recover.

I don't know if I'm ready to meet him. In fact, there is not much difference between a life with Poker Bottle and a life without Poker Bottle.

Until Poyoufeng and I returned to the village, neither of us said a word. After entering the house, I went to the bedroom to find clothes to change, because I didn't greet Poyoufeng, and Poyoufeng didn't enter the house, but just stood at the door.

I don’t know how Poker Bottle was found. I’m sure I didn’t reveal any whereabouts. I can’t guarantee anything else. I’m still very proficient at anti-tracing. In the past, when I wanted to be alone, I was 100% sure that no one would be there. Find.

Of course, it’s a lie that he can tell me that I’m not happy at all. At the same time, I’m also a little upset. He is in good physical condition, and he might be found within a month, but the gap in strength is still too great.

I don’t know how long the muddy water in the trap has been hoarded, and it emits a stench. After taking off my clothes, I still smell strange. I couldn’t resist taking a shower, and it didn’t take long. It came out in a few hours. Still standing at the door with a dazed look on his face.

I sighed and waved to him: "Come in."

Poker-Face obediently walked in, I pulled out a small stool and handed it to him, he looked at it and shook his head: "I can't sit on it."

I was surprised: "Your knee is still not good?"

Poker bottle said: "It's much better."

This is to tell me that his knee is not healed at all, and joint adhesion is not a minor disease. If the treatment is not thorough, he may be limped directly. I quickly moved him a chair for him to sit on, and then grabbed his backpack to see.

As I expected, there are only a small part of the daily necessities in the big backpack of Poker Bottle, and the rest are all medicines, some of which have already taken more than half.I asked Poker bottle how he got out of the hospital. It was impossible for Zhang Xuehuang to let him out of the hospital when he still needed to take so many medicines and his knee had not fully recovered.

Poker-fing told me very calmly that he threatened Zhang Xuehuang as the head of the patriarch, but it was useless. Zhang Xuehuang said that Poker-flank would never let Poker-fing out of the hospital unless he stepped on his dead body. Zhang Xuehuang was knocked unconscious and stuffed back into the office, and asked the little nurse to help him grab half a year's worth of medicine and take it away.

I left too suddenly, leaving no room for any of them to react. It is said that after I quietly left, the fat man scolded me for three days. I scolded you idiot for three days.

People's potential is unlimited, especially Poker Bottle, who regained his ability to act as quickly as possible.When looking for me, Poker-Face did not use the power of the family to conduct investigations, but silently walked all the places I could go, fearing that my parents would worry, he even stopped by my house and brought my parents local specialties from Hong Kong .

Then he and the fat man split into two groups, and spent a month and a half running all over Hangzhou, Beijing, Changsha, and the Northeast, not even letting go of Medog. I called and asked him to come to Fujian to look for it first.

I only told Fatty that this village is called Yucun, and that there is a plant called Yuzai Ginseng. God knows how many mountains and villages there are in Fujian. Poker-Face searched for half a month relying on these two clues, and finally found it. here.

The reason why he met me so coincidentally was that he was walking on the road and heard the sound of something falling into the trap. He was afraid that someone would fall into it, so he came over to take a look. He didn’t expect to step on the iron shoes and find nowhere to go, and happened to see me soaking in it. , I was lifted up as soon as I reached out.

I didn't know what to say after listening to it, and I felt a little uncomfortable for no reason, and I thought to myself, what are we tossing about, we finally made it to this point, and we just have a good life, but what's the point of torturing each other.

Poker-face saw that my complexion was not good, thought for a while and said: "I just can't bend my knees, I'll be fine after taking the medicine, Wu Xie, don't worry, I have a degree."

I have lived in Yucun for a few months. This place is not a paradise, but a very ordinary and ordinary village. The transportation is inconvenient and the folk customs are quite tough, but I live very peacefully.

For a person like me, this is enough, which led me to think that I can resume my single life again, and I can live happily even without the stuffy oil bottle. It was not until I actually met him that I realized that I am This idea is very wrong.

If I hadn't been with Poker Ping, I might be able to accept the ending of forgetting each other, and in the dead of night, I would feel those vigorous years.

But it’s no longer possible, I can’t accept that I don’t have this person in the future, because some people don’t stay together just to live with him, but they can’t live without him.

I hooked my fingers towards Poker Bottle, let him move his head closer, and grabbed his hard-growth hair. After I pulled his hair up, the scars hidden in the hair were exposed, and the scars There is no way to grow hair in the place, and it looks a little scary and a little funny.

I wanted to scold him at first, but I laughed out loud. Poker bottle saw me laughing and smiled a little too. I punched him weakly in the stomach and said, "Next time you recruit me again, I will Shave your head to a square inch, do you hear me?"

Poker bottle took advantage of the situation and grabbed my hand, pulled me into his arms, and rubbed me: "Yeah."

Boyouping's body was cold and his hands were cold, but miraculously there was a sense of warmth. I patted his head and thought to myself, forget it, let's live like this, how far can we go?

Because I said that I want to live in Yucun, Boyouping switched to the villager mode immediately. I am more active than me in collecting pickles and feeding chickens every day. My five little yellow chickens grew plump in a few days under his diligent feeding. It’s a pity. What's more, one of them accidentally ran to the aunt's house next door, and was brutally killed by the aunt.

I'm a bully, and it's not easy to bully me. Seeing the chick I raised so carefully was killed, even though I didn't turn my face on the spot, the seeds of hatred had already been planted in my heart.Taking advantage of the dead of night, he buried a lot of earthworms I used for fishing in the yard of my house, lured all the chickens from my aunt's house, wiped their necks neatly one by one, and boiled them into chicken soup for me to drink in minutes.

The aunt herself said that whoever ran into the yard was to blame, she was extremely aggrieved, of course she couldn't beat the oil bottle, and angrily pointed at Sang at the door of her house and cursed Huai for several days.Poker-face and I couldn't understand what she was swearing at all. In my Wu family's dictionary, if you don't understand it, just pretend you didn't hear it, and it's up to her to close the door.

Pokerfing's knee adhesions didn't affect his mobility. On the second day of his stay, he had a clear view of the terrain of the village. His memory ability in this area is very good, and he can engrave it in his mind after seeing it once. inside.

He had greeted me in advance and asked me if he could go to the surrounding mountains to have a look. I considered that his knees were not healed, so I refused to let him go. After this time, he became much better. Don't go, play games with me.

Pokerfing has never played games before. I lost the first round to me. Before I had time to be proud, my own mother who was beaten by him in the second round couldn’t recognize him. After losing [-] rounds in a row, I didn’t want to play anymore. , very boring.

He saw that I didn’t want to play games, so he offered to go fishing with me, but I didn’t catch a single fish that day, and he caught all the fish. He even cooked soup for me with those fish, and I didn’t drink it for three days over.The second time I went there, I didn't give Pomyouping any bait, and I still didn't catch any fish. Pokyouping used the fish he caught to make grilled fish and distributed them to more than a dozen nearby neighbors.

"Go away." I took the fishing rod and smashed Poker Bottle a foot away, so that he would stay away from me: "Feed the chicken! Don't follow me!"

Porky Bottle has an innocent face: "I've already fed you."

"Feed again!"

I will never go fishing with this guy again, it will severely damage my confidence in fishing, and it will also seriously affect my fishing fun. I have never caught a fish bigger than my palm.

At my age, it is very rare to be able to maintain a stable interest, and I will never allow anyone to destroy it, even if it is a stuffy bottle.

I don't know if it's my illusion, since Poker-Face came to Yucun by himself, he has become very clingy, he follows me wherever I go, he is more attentive than Brother Xiaoman.If this is because I left without saying goodbye, then why did I come here before, I treated him like this a long time ago.

Porky Bottle came to Yucun by himself... Wait!

"Brother, have you called Fatty yet!?"

"..."

"It's over!" I wailed, and scratched my hair in distress. The two of you and I were so happy in the world that we forgot that the fat man was still looking for me all over the world. Give Fatty a call and tell him he's safe.

Stretching out the head with a knife, retracting the head is also a knife. When I called the fat man, I felt guilty, afraid that he would come over and hack me to death.

Sure enough, the fat man exploded as soon as he answered the phone, and yelled over the phone: "Wu Xie! You fucking have the guts to call me?! You dick! What's your name Wu Xie? Why don't you change your name to Smelly Xie! Fat How many miles have I run to find you in the past few months! You have grown up! Run! Keep running! Run to death you bastard! Tell me you are almost half a hundred years old, what are you playing? It’s not fun to disappear! Do you think you’re still a [-]-year-old girl!?”

After the fat man yelled, I felt that I was deaf, but who told us to make a mistake? After a long time of apologizing to the fat man, the fat man reluctantly forgave me, saying that he is working in Beijing now, and asked me and my brother to tidy up the room. Come to Yucun to find us when you are done.

"Hey, little brother, do you think that if I had come directly to Yucun, would I not have been able to find you?" After hanging up the phone, I suddenly remembered that my original plan was to come to Yucun as soon as I came back from Changbai Mountain. If I hadn’t experienced procrastination then, and had really come to live in Yucun, I probably wouldn’t have met Boyouping at the fruit stand.

There are many choices in life that seem insignificant. When you choose, you never think that this may affect your future life. After a long time, when you look back, you will find that it was a very important watershed in your life. Unfortunately, at that time, you often Didn't realize it.

Poker bottle thought about it seriously, he couldn't understand some of my hypocrisy, he never thought about what if, so he finally said: "You found me."

I said to myself, well, you found me too.

I found Poker, Poker found me, Zhang Xuehuang found me and Poker, when he suddenly appeared in our yard, I was feeding the chickens in the yard, and Poker was helping me fix it inside the house The fishing rod, Zhang Xuehuang was brought in by the second idiot at the entrance of the village. When he walked in, he was very embarrassed. I almost didn't know which one was the second idiot.

Zhang Xuehuang saw that I almost didn't break down, and he was about to cry: "Mr. Wu, I finally found you, there are more places in Fujian, why do you have to come to such a corner? What do people here say about me?" I don’t even understand, is this place better than Hong Kong? Do you want to come here?”

For Zhang Xuehuang, a responsible and ethical doctor, for a patient to leave the hospital without authorization, it is a great shame and the biggest stain in the doctor's career.After Poker-Fing and I escaped successively, his anger level reached its peak, and he used all available connections to successfully locate Poker-Fing and me in Fujian.Come over with a large number of people, ready to reason with us.

But he didn't expect that Poker-Face and I ran into the deep mountains and old forests. The group of people were dumbfounded as soon as they got off the plane, and had no choice but to head towards the mountains.

It's a pity that this group of Hong Kong people are not familiar with the place of birth. They bring a lot of equipment and speak Cantonese and Pu. I ran five or six laps around the nearby mountains and found us until today.

Before I had time to comfort him, Ponyoufeng came out with a fishing rod. Zhang Xuehuang saw Ponyoufeng as if he had been spat with chicken blood, rushed over and grabbed Ponkouping by the collar, and shouted in Cantonese: "Zhang Health!! What are you doing, don’t you care about your body?! What do you take your health as a priority? As a patient, you can not listen to the doctor’s advice? Is there anything you can discuss? What if your body goes wrong? What's the matter, let me explain to your family? Have you considered it for everyone? How can you be self-willed?!"

I seldom see someone with such arrogance when facing Poker-Face. Perhaps for Zhang Xuehuang, the identity of a disobedient patient has surpassed that of the Patriarch of Poker-Face. Roaring so loudly, I really respect him as a man.

In order to inspect Poker Bottle, Zhang Xuehuang brought a lot of equipment, some of which required a large amount of power, and I was afraid that the whole village would be cut off if they were plugged in, so I didn’t let him use them. It's still long, and it's inexplicably intimidating.

Zhang Xuehuang's complexion didn't improve after the examination, and he told me seriously that although Pokerfing's body recovered well, if I wanted to live in this place, I absolutely couldn't do it.

"Then I will tell Mr. Wu what I am responsible for. Mr. Zhang's physical condition is definitely not suitable for living in this village. It is too humid here, and the excessively humid environment will affect his knees and elbows. If Mr. Wu you I don’t want Mr. Zhang to be so gouty that he can’t walk, so it’s definitely not good to live in this place.”

After Zhang Xuehuang finished speaking, he added another sentence: "Besides, this place is too remote, there are many instruments, and the transportation is always so inconvenient. It is really inconvenient for me to have a follow-up visit with Mr. Zhang. If you must live in Fujian, At least pick a place with convenient transportation.”

The fat man had just booked a plane ticket to Fujian, when he received a call from me asking him to change the ticket to Hangzhou, he cursed angrily, saying that he would beat me up if he saw me.

I thought it wasn't my fault, it was for the sake of Pokerfing's body, and Yucun was indeed too humid, and the eggs would always feel damp if the underwear was not dried, and it would be possible to hatch chickens.I am such a bosom person, this place is enough to let it go, I still have a villa in Hangzhou that I spent a lot of money on, what a pity.

In this way, my vigorous life as a village bully in Yucun lasted only three and a half months, and it was announced that it was over in advance.

Before leaving Yucun, I forced four chickens from Audi to Zhang Xuehuang, and asked him to take them back and raise them in the small garden of their hospital. I will check them next year when Boyouping goes for a review. Don’t let me kill them. Then I asked him to book a plane ticket back to Hangzhou for Poker-Face and me, which was a small knock on him.

The time away from home this time is not too long, at least not high in my record, but I miss it a little bit. Sitting on the plane, I always feel that the plane is flying too slowly, and I am a little bit eager to return.

Wang Meng brought Brother Xiaoman to pick up the plane. Brother Xiaoman was not excited when he saw that Pokerfing and I were not excited. He came up to us wagging his tail, and casually rubbed our feet, as if saying that you still know to come back.

When we got home, Boyoupin opened the door to let me in. I thought we hadn't been back for half a year, and we had no one to take care of us. You wouldn't be afraid of me choking to death if there was a room full of ashes.I didn't expect to go in and see that the room was spotless. There were green plants on the table in the middle, which was very lively, and it could be seen that someone had carefully decorated it.

Poker Ping stood beside me, put his arm around my neck, and chuckled lightly.

"Wu Xie, welcome home."

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It took half a year and finally finished!This article is my first full-length novel in Pingxie~ I feel like I have completed some task, and I am relieved.

My original setting is that this article is actually just a short story, and it will be gone after it is finished. Afterwards, a lot of ideas have emerged continuously. I originally wanted to separate it as a short story, but it was too troublesome, so I simply put them all together as a series. This is why this article was born, because of love! (lazy)

In the process of writing this article, I also experienced a lot of painful processes. For example, I bought an IMAC, but in the end I used three IMACs. The lifespan of the first two is one day and two weeks respectively, and they were taken away separately. Part of my text manuscript, so the generation gap you see now is already after I rewrote it many times...

In fact, when I first wrote Pingxie, I was still very apprehensive. As an author who can only write silly, sweet and bloody things, it seems a bit reluctant to dabble in this CP. I am afraid that the writing skills will not be enough to character OOC, and I am afraid of writing. The rhythm is procrastinated, for fear that the plot will not be pleasant.

These my worries are also directly reflected in the text. Many places are not handled well, and the character of the characters changes with the plot. The foreshadowing and foreshadowing of the plot are also a little naive. I can only do my best to do better, so that you can feel my intentions.

Thank you very much for supporting the generation gap, thank you for tolerating this self-willed me, thank you very much for everyone who commented on my article and cheered, and thank you very much for silently praising me.

Maybe sometimes because I'm too busy, I can't reply to every comment one by one, but every comment is the best motivation for me, and I read every reply seriously.

Thank you for liking the generation gap, thank you for liking me, I will continue to work hard to write better stories, okay~