bother you

Chapter 73

Yan Xiao went out to buy vegetables and bought a pineapple.

When Zhaofan came home from get off work, he was so hungry that his legs shook.

As soon as the door opened, Zhao Fan rushed out, "Brother Xiao, you are finally back!"

Go grab your pockets when you're done talking.

Before Yan Xiao could speak, he heard Zhaofan yelling "Aw".

Stung by a pineapple sting.

Yan Xiao: "Let me see!"

Zhaofan pretended to cry, "Wow!"

Yan Xiao: "..."

Where did you hear this kind of crying?

Zhao Fan: "That's how our relative Xiaozhu cries, I'll follow his example."

Yan Xiao: "When did Qi Nanxu become our family?"

Zhao Fan: "He asked me to call him sister-in-law."

Yan Xiao: "...don't hang out with him."

Zhaofan blows his finger: "You are in pain."

Yan Xiao helped to blow, "Let's discuss it, don't keep calling you Fanfan."

My heart can't take it!

Zhao Fan: "It's easy, you can call yourself Xiao Xiao."

Yan Xiao: "..."

Zhaofan: "Say it."

Yan Xiao: "You, you Xiao Xiao."

After speaking, my face was a little red.

Zhaofan:

Yan Xiao: "???"

Zhao Fan: "I laughed, go and peel a pineapple for me!"

Guess how Yan Xiao turned back?The next time Zhaofan said "You Fanfan", he would say: "Why are you pretending to be cute? If you want to complain that I'm annoying, just say you're annoying, and if you're annoying, do you have a big tongue?" Zhaofan: "You... Dislike me!" Yan Xiaofang said: "I don't! I'm not! I'll show you the code!"

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Zhaofan is a fox, Yan Xiao is a gray wolf.

Yan Xiao Gray Wolf beat a big rabbit and invited Zhaofan Fox Seven Rabbits to a hot pot.

Although Zhaofan Fox is not as tall as Yan Xiao Gray Wolf, he has a very good appetite. Once the rabbit hot pot is boiled, he will be in high spirits.

Yan Xiao Gray Wolf likes it and gives it all the best meat.

It was so excited that its paws were scalded by the boiling soup.

The paws were red, and so were the eyes.

Yan Xiao Gray Wolf hurriedly jumped over to help Zhaofan Fox lick its paws.

However, the Zhaofan fox endured the tears from the pain and licked his paws.

Yan Xiao gray wolf didn't lick its claws.

Fox Zhaofan: "I lick my paws by myself, and there is soup on them, so good!"

Yan Xiao Gray Wolf: "..."

Yan Xiao Gray Wolf thought, and I thought about it too.

Yan Ce is Yan Xiao's elder brother, so he is also a gray wolf.He knew that Yan Xiao had gone out to hunt rabbits, so he thought he could go to the rabbit hot pot, but found that Yan Xiao had taken the rabbits to Zhaofan Fox Qi next door.Yan Ce Gray Wolf, who was a little sad, said dully: "I miss Qi too." Qi Nanxu's little leopard ran over immediately: "Qi is here, Qi is here! Brother! Qi is here!"

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Later, Zhao Fan and Yan Xiao ate, stewed thick vermicelli with sauerkraut and pork slices.

One vermicelli was too long, Yan Xiao couldn't get it out even when he stood up.

Zhaofan: "Stupid."

Yan Xiao: "Then you come?"

Zhaofan: "I come, I come."

Yan Xiao thought he was going to pinch it for himself, but he stood up, bent down, took a bite, and bit the vermicelli.

Yan Xiao: "..."

Zhaofan bared a few times, and put the vermicelli into his mouth.

Yan Xiao's chopsticks were empty.

Zhaofan wiped his mouth.

Yan Xiao: "Damn it, you messed up the vermicelli, what about me?"

Zhaofan: "You didn't!"

Yan Xiao was convinced, "It's amazing."

Zhao Fan: "Of course you, Fan Fan, are amazing."

Yan Xiao: "..."

Zhao Fan didn't know that Yan Xiao called him "Fan Fan" behind his back when he was 20 years old, and he didn't know that Shen Xun always said "You Fan Fan".He always said "You Fanfan" to Yan Xiao.

Yan Xiao coded for a whole day at home.

Zhaofan ran over, put his chin on Yan Xiao's shoulder, and touched Yan Xiao's stomach with his hand.

"Brother Xiao, you have a belly."

Yan Xiao: "...that's clearly abdominal muscles."

Zhao Fan pretended not to hear, "Brother Xiao, it's time for you to exercise."

Yan Xiao: "I'll write for a while."

Zhaofan cheated, "No, no, no! If you don't exercise, you will age quickly."

Yan Xiao stood up, "Okay. Go to exercise."

Before the gym closes.

The two left the study, Yan Xiao went to the living room door, Zhao Fan went to the bedroom.

Yan Xiao: "???"

Zhaofan: "???"

Yan Xiao: "What are you doing in the bedroom?"

Zhaofan: "Do you want to do it in the living room?"

Yan Xiao: "..."

Zhao Fan started to take off his clothes as he spoke, "It's fine, I can be anywhere."

Yan Xiao thought to himself, so it's not like going to the gym to exercise...

An hour later, with a bang, Zhaofan fell off the sofa with his buttocks naked.

Zhao Fan: "Oh, I'm so excited. Come again!"

Yan Xiao: "..."

Tired and happy.

Yan Xiao, the God of Laughing, was squeezed dry by manuscripts during the day, and drained dry by Fanfan at night.

Fanfan: Brother Xiao, I’m so tired, I want to eat chaoshou!

A straightforward, bold and energetic man like Zhaofan, once he has tasted the sweetness of something, will think about it every day. Yan Xiao occasionally wants to rest, but he still yells at others and pesters them, a typical prey to violence.

For example today——

Zhaofan left work in a hurry, took a shower in a hurry, and shouted in a hurry: "Yan Xiao, come and do it!"

Yan Xiao: "I wrote [-] words today, I'm too tired, let's do it tomorrow."

Zhaofan: "It's only [-] words? Come on!"

Yan Xiao: "..."

Zhaofan: "Come on!"

He said and took off his pants.

Yan Xiao: "..."

Well, just do it.

This is their future happy life.

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Only Zhaofan can bully Yan Xiao.

Shen Xun can't.

One day, Shen Xun was chatting with Yan Xiao about Zhaofan.

Shen Xun: "You who..."

Zhao Fan rushed to him and glared at Shen Xun: "You are the one who annoys you, you annoy you, you annoy you!"

Yan Xiao: "..."

Shen Xun waved his hand and looked at Yan Xiao, "It's still you."

Zhao Fan glared at Shen Xun again: "You are annoying!"

Yan Xiao also stared at Shen Xun.

Shen Xun: "It's you."

Zhaofan: "You are annoying!"

Yan Xiao: "..."

Shen Xun: "You are ordinary."

Zhaofan: "You are annoying!"

Le Ran at the side: Boom——

The three turned back.

Zhao Fan: "Shen Xun! You Lele fainted!"

Zhaofan has a problem - his eyes are bigger than his stomach.

Yan Xiao also has a problem - pampering him too much.

Yan Xiao learned a new dish, grilled chicken wings.

When Zhaofan ate it, it was so delicious!

Because it was a trial, Yan Xiao only made four pairs.

Zhaofan said while eating, not enough, not enough, how can this be enough, definitely not enough, I want more!

Yan Xiao believed his evil, not only gave him his own, but also went to the kitchen to make three pairs.

However, after Zhaofan finished eating four pairs, hiccup...

Yan Xiao brought the newly made three pairs to the table, just in time to pick them up.

Zhao Fan rubbed his stomach, "Brother Xiao, I don't want to eat."

Yan Xiao: "..."

Zhao Fan: "Brother Xiao, I am full of lust."

Yan Xiao: "...Oh."

However, the three pairs of chicken wings were not thrown away.

Because Zhaofan was hungry again after finishing.

Leran and Zhaofan have a working meal together.

Special police officer, with a good appetite and a big appetite, he would add pork trotters to the pork rib noodles.

After Zhaofan gnawed the pork ribs, he continued to gnaw the pig's trotters, and only took a few mouthfuls of noodles.

Le Ran only ate a piece of pork ribs, and the pig's trotters didn't move, so she ate most of the noodles.

Zhaofan: "You don't like meat?"

Le Ran: "I love you so much!"

Zhao Fan: "Then you only eat noodles?"

Le Ran: "When I was young, I was poor and couldn't afford meat. I used to save the best for last."

Zhao Fan: "...What kind of bad habit is this?"

Le Ran: "I won't lie to you, save the meat until the end, it's very delicious!"

Zhaofan is skeptical.

After a while, Le Ran finished eating the noodles and ribs, and finally started to eat the pig's trotters in the small plate.

At this time, Shen Xun called.

Le Ran happily picked it up, "Brother Xun... Where are I eating... Brother Zhaofan... the pigs I ate... Where are my pig's trotters?"

Zhao. Sharpshooter Fan took Le Ran's pig's trotter away with a thunderous force the moment Le Ran picked up the phone.

Le Ran: "..."

Zhao Fan: "Sure enough, the last meat is very delicious."

Le Ran told Shen Xun.

Zhao Fan took the phone, avoided Le Ran and said: "Old classmate, I am thinking of you too. I stole Le Ran's meat, so he just acted like a baby with you?"

In the evening, Zhaofan went home.

Yan Xiao: "You snatched Brother Ran's trotter?"

Zhao Fan: "Tsk, Shen Xun is suing this man!"

Yan Xiao: "You still teach Brother Ran to act like a baby?"

Zhaofan: "...uh."

Yan Xiao hugged: "Are you so good at it? Then tell me too?"

Zhao Fan: "Why am I acting coquettish, I'll just tell you to do it."

Yan Xiao: "..."

Yan Xiao gave a thumbs up.

Yan Xiao was typing, Zhao Fan ran to tease him, "Xiao Xiao, have a laugh, Xiao Xiao!"

Yan Xiao arrived at the critical moment and ignored Zhaofan.

Zhao Fan flirted, and poked Yan Xiao's face again, "Oh, don't you just think I'm bothering you. But you can also bother me."

Yan Xiao looked at him, "Why bother?"

Zhao Fan said cheerfully, "You can say——Fanfan, I'm bothering you, Fanfan."

Yan Xiao: "When will you not be bothered?"

Zhao Fan: "You despise me?"

Yan Xiao sighed, "I don't think so."

No matter how annoying you provoke yourself, you have to bear it.

At this time they are already together.

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When Yan Xiao was 20 years old, didn't he make an analogy to Shen Xun, saying "When you like someone, you think he is cute when he pees on the road".

This word was passed around later, and when it reached Zhao Fan's ears, it became "Le Ran peed on the road, Shen Xun thought it was cute".

A righteous person like Zhaofan thought: Shen Xun Leran is too disgusting!

Later, Zhao Fan and Le Ran went on a mission together, and Hua Chong was also there.

Le Ran wanted to pee, Zhao Fan said: "Don't pee on the road, Shen Xun is not here, no one will think you are cute when you pee on the road."

Le Ran was forced: "Huh?"

Hua Chong was also shocked, "Le Ran pee on the road?"

Zhao Fan: "Let me take you to the toilet."

The matter of Le Ran's love for peeing on the road spread from Hua Chong to Liu Zhiqin, and Liu Zhiqin went to laugh at Shen Xun, "I heard that Brother Ran always pees on the road?"

Shen Xun: "!!!"

Liu Zhiqin patted his shoulder: "I heard you think he's cute like this? Awesome, Captain Shen!"

The culprit, Yan Xiao: I don't know anything.

The first time Zhao Fan had sex with Yan Xiao, he sighed deeply.

Yan Xiao was shaking hard, "What?"

Zhaofan looked confused, "Brother, I'm in pain."

Yan Xiao: "...can you change the word?"

Is there anyone like you who calls you brother in bed?

Zhaofan thought for a while, and sure enough, he changed the word, "Old Tie, I'm in pain!"

Yan Xiao: "..."

Zhaofan waited for a while: "Old Tie, why didn't you move?"

Yan Xiao: "The old iron has softened."

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When Qi Nanxu was ten years old, he was always teased by Zhaofan, Waterloo, etc. Ten years later, at the age of 20, Qi Nanxu became smarter.

Zhaofan hated being called "sister-in-law" by Qi Nanxu very much, and he beat him every time he was called.

One day when the two got together, Qi Nanxu was already very tall, taller than Zhaofan, and he couldn't hold back, "Sister-in-law!"

Zhaofan jumped up and hit him.

Qi Nanxu didn't hide this time, and continued to shout:

"Sister-in-law!"

"Sister-in-law!"

Zhaofan was annoyed, "Go away."

Qi Nanxu: "Angry? Don't be so stingy. Why don't you call me back?"

Zhaofan compared his heart to heart, thinking that if he hated being called "sister-in-law", then Qi Nanxu must also hate it.

So he shouted—

"sister in law!"

"Sister-in-law!"

"Sister-in-law!"

Qi Nanxu was delighted to hear that, and responded happily: "Oh!"

Zhaofan: "???"

Qi Nanxu: "Call again?"

Yan Ce who witnessed the whole process: "..."

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(of) Qi Nanxu never called Yan Xiao "brother".

But she likes to call Zhaofan "sister-in-law".

Because he hopes... that one day, he can hear "sister-in-law" from Yan Xiao's mouth.

Yan Xiao: Dream on you!

Zhaofan: Punch and kick! (random)

Xie Fei: Hahahahahaha!

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Qi Nanxu: Brother!elder brother!

Yan Ce: What is it called?

Qi Nanxu: Call me brother=3=

Yan Ce: ...

Qi Nanxu: Brother~

Yan Ce: Say it!

Qi Nanxu rubbed his legs: I practiced parafoil jumping today, and I jumped 9 times.

Yan Ce: Yes.

Qi Nanxu: I won the first place 5 times.

Yan Ce: How about 4 more times?

Qi Nanxu pretended not to hear: one more time than Xie Fei.

Yan Ce: Oh.

Qi Nanxu approached: brother.

Yan Ce: Say it!

Qi Nanxu: Xiao Muting has blown away his praise.

Yan Ce: ...

Qi Nanxu: I can dance better than Xi Fei!

Yan Ce: Oh.

Qi Nanxu was wronged: Don't you praise me?

Yan Ce had no choice but to: Well, keep trying.

Qi Nanxu continued rubbing his legs: after jumping 9 times, his knees hurt.

Yan Ce took a look: I have medicinal wine on the table, and I...

Qi Nanxu: Xiao Muting rubbed Xie Fei's legs.

Yan Ce: ...

Qi Nanxu felt wronged: I want it too!

Yan Ce sighed and compromised: bring the medicinal wine.

My ears are hot: Who the hell is always talking about me?

Xiao Muting: ...

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Blue sky, snow mountain, real tree hole

Qi Nanxu: I propose to my brother here, will he agree to me?

Yan Ce: ... Let you go to practice, what do you think?

Qi Nanxu: Tree hole, when will my brother pamper me?

Today's Nanzhu didn't catch Captain Yan.

Today's little plane is also snickering: I have already caught up with my captain

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Excuse me. At this time, Qi Nanxu’s little classmate should be 16 years old. He is no longer a little classmate. He has grown to 1.8 meters and is still growing. He is not cute anymore (as if he was not cute when he was ten years old), and he loves fighting , round inch, six-pack abs, very dick, day and night, full of energy, eat five bowls of rice for a meal, full of yellow fertilizer, for a while, I wanted to learn Yan Xiao's tattoo like a demon, Yan Xiao stopped I couldn't stop, I knew Yan Ce, and Yan Ce called and said one sentence - he won't accept recruits with tattoos, he will behave right away.

Qi Nanxu, always listen to Yan Ce

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"You won't spoil me when I grow up."

It means that I was very spoiled when I was a child. Let me give you a chestnut:

When Qi Nanxu Douding was so big, Yan Ce put him on his shoulders and bought him cotton candy.

Qi Nanxu always missed food, a lump of marshmallow fell out of his mouth and stuck to the top of Yan Ce's head.

Yan Ce was not angry, and coaxed: "Help brother tear it off."

However, Qi Nanxu didn't listen, he held the cotton candy in one hand, and rubbed Yan Ce's head with the other hand, "Wash your hair! Wash your hair!"

Yan Ce: "..."

Qi Nanxu continued to knead, "A lot of foam!"

Yan Ce hugged Qi Nanxu down, his hair was full of sugar, and Qi Nanxu's hands were also full of sugar.

The culprit's eyes were still wide open, hey hey.

Yan Ce wanted to punch someone a little bit, but was quickly hugged by his leg.

Qi Nanxu yelled: "Brother! Brother! You still have to eat candy!"

never mind.Yan Ce thought, stop beating, go buy candy.

Now, Yan Ce has long forgotten about it, but Qi Nanxu still remembers it.

Qi Nanxu feels uncomfortable when he thinks about it: My brother used to love me so much, but now he only loves other soldiers

Qi Nanxu: Brother!elder brother!

Yan Ce: What is it called?

Qi Nanxu: Call me brother=3=

Yan Ce: ...

Qi Nanxu: Brother~

Yan Ce: Say it!

Qi Nanxu rubbed his legs: I practiced parafoil jumping today, and I jumped 9 times.

Yan Ce: Yes.

Qi Nanxu: I won the first place 5 times.

Yan Ce: How about 4 more times?

Qi Nanxu pretended not to hear: one more time than Xie Fei.

Yan Ce: Oh.

Qi Nanxu approached: brother.

Yan Ce: Say it!

Qi Nanxu: Xiao Muting has blown away his praise.

Yan Ce: ...

Qi Nanxu: I can dance better than Xi Fei!

Yan Ce: Oh.

Qi Nanxu was wronged: Don't you praise me?

Yan Ce had no choice but to: Well, keep trying.

Qi Nanxu continued rubbing his legs: after jumping 9 times, his knees hurt.

Yan Ce took a look: I have medicinal wine on the table, and I...

Qi Nanxu: Xiao Muting rubbed Xie Fei's legs.

Yan Ce: ...

Qi Nanxu felt wronged: I want it too!

Yan Ce sighed and compromised: bring the medicinal wine.

My ears are hot: Who the hell is always talking about me?

Xiao Muting: ...