bother you

Chapter 18

The expression "laughing" is very strange. When an ugly person laughs, the visual effect is funny, making people want to laugh along with it; when a person with a good appearance laughs, it has nothing to do with being funny. How do beauties laugh? It's all a picture, whether it's a smile without showing teeth or a grin with eight white teeth, what falls in the eyes of others is beauty. At this time, the audience usually doesn't laugh along with it, but sees the beauty's smile, appreciates the beauty's smile, and the beauty Even if there are creases in laughter, they are beautiful creases.

The most indispensable thing in life is "double standards".

Zhaofan bent over and pounded his thighs with laughter, his eyelashes were stained with tears, his abdominal and psoas muscles pumped happily, and his collarbone stood up high with the beating of the muscles, like a pair of sharp swords.

His way of laughing has nothing to do with elegance at all, he smiled boldly, exaggeratedly, and full of vigor.

Yan Xiao was worried that he would make his abdominal muscles cramp from laughing.

"Is it so funny?" Yan Xiao lifted Teddy, who was half-high, and shook it in front of him, "Try letting it hang on your lap?"

Zhaofan took Teddy and stroked his hair twice, he couldn't stop laughing, "Hahahahahaha!"

"Why don't you change your way of laughing?" Yan Xiao said, "Be gentler?"

"Then 'hey hey hey hey'?"

"You're still 'hahahahahaha'."

Zhaofan laughed again for a while, hiccupped three times, and finally stabilized, but his voice was still smiling, "Brother Xiao, why did you let Teddy hang on?"

"Teddite is awesome, don't you know?" Yan Xiao picked up the shower and washed away the dog hair sticking to the overalls.

"If you don't let it hang on, it's fine." Zhao Fan laughed, his stomach ached, and he rubbed his right hand on his abdominal muscles, "It's so small, and you are so tall, can it really be bullied by it? Then change to a German shepherd." What should you do? No matter how long your legs are, it’s not enough for a German Shepherd.”

"The German Shepherd is not as immoral as Teddy. The German Shepherd is steady and shameless." Yan Xiao glanced at Zhaofan's right hand and abdominal muscles, his throat felt a little dry, and he got up from the low bench, looking for water to drink, "Just now Because Teddy is so small, I have to let it go, otherwise it would be too cruel? Dogs are born in this world, and they are deprived of every bit of fun, how miserable."

"You're kind." Zhao Fan laughed again when he said that, "But the way you were beaten by Teddy just now is really funny!"

Yan Xiao was speechless and corrected: "I don't call it 'Teddy Day'."

"Almost almost!"

"Is it far away?"

"Round it up." Zhao Fan said, wiping away tears.

"Is this how you use rounding?" Yan Xiao gently pushed Zhaofan, "You are an 'expert' in the rounding world."

At the same moment, Shen Xun was cleaning the dormitory, saw the pack of rose-smelling wet tissues again, and laughed, "Yan Xiaoyan's second child, an 'expert' in rounding things up."

"Ah Choo!" Yan Xiao sneezed before taking back the hand that pushed Zhaofan.

Zhao Fan turned his head back, "Look, those who still use their hands and feet will be punished."

After teasing, he said again: "Don't you have a cold? Shall I bring you the shirt?"

"No need." Yan Xiao shook his head, "Where did we put our coke, I'm a little thirsty and want to drink water."

"I said that the store at noon has a strong taste. Fortunately, it has been prepared." Zhao Fan pulled out the plastic bag of Coke from the table where various sundries were piled up, but hesitated when taking out the Coke.

Both bottles have been opened, and there are about two-thirds of the liquid in them left, and it is impossible to tell which bottle is mine and which bottle is Yan Xiao's.

"This bottle is mine." Yan Xiao took the slightly larger bottle, unscrewed the cap and drank it.

"How do you know?" Zhao Fan didn't mind mixing it up, but he had to know how Yan Xiao could tell.

"Didn't I carry the bag in the end?" Yan Xiao said, "I looked at it after you drank it. I have more than you."

"Tsk!" Zhaofan drank a few sips, "You have to observe this, it's so tiring——"

The word "oh" was obviously added on purpose, and the sound was not long or short. Yan Xiao subconsciously wanted to press his heart, but he couldn't help it, and said with a calm expression, "Huh?"

"I'm not sick, I'm very healthy." Zhaofan sighed deliberately, "You people in the city live too much."

Yan Xiao didn't expect him to say that, and quickly said, "That's not what I meant."

"Troublesome city people." Zhao Fan shook his head, "Not as straightforward as our country people."

Yan Xiao suddenly realized, "What kind of countryman are you?"

"I came out of the mountains." Zhao Fan put one hand on his hip, "I met wolves when grazing cattle, and I fought [-] rounds with wolves..."

Yan Xiao: "..."

Zhaofan smiled, "I lied to you."

Yan Xiao really couldn't hold back this time, and finally stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of his head twice.

Too bad it feels bad.

Zhaofan's hair is short, short and hard, and it sticks very hard.

Yan Xiao looked at the pierced palm and thought, maybe Zhaofan will grow his hair long in the future, and it doesn't need to be too long, maybe rubbing it will have a different feeling.

I don't know at that time...

There was still a lot of noise in my heart, and the top of my head was suddenly pressed.

Yan Xiao raised his eyes.

"It's back." Zhao Fan rubbed his palms and said, "But your hair is really sticky."

Yan Xiao: "It's as if your hair is not tangled."

"Don't rub your hands!"

"Didn't you rub it back?"

"……Right."

Another wave of customers came to the pet grooming salon, and Li Jue waved his plastered arm and shouted, "It's time to pick up the customers, where is our 'top card'?"

"Here we come." Zhao Fan stuffed the Coke back into the plastic bag and looked back at Yan Xiao: "Try washing a big dog this time?"

Yan Xiao answered irrelevantly, "Are you the 'top card'?"

"You want to compete with me? 'Top Brand' is very hard work, and the surplus value is squeezed out by capitalists all day long."

Li Jue urged even harder, "Zhaofan, come and get your dog!"

Zhaofan stopped chatting with Yan Xiao, and quickly brought a Samoyed and a crossbred shepherd dog, "Give it to you, the Samoyed, gentle, and it will smile at you when you serve it well."

Samoyed has started to laugh.

Yan Xiao went back to the bathroom, closed the curtain, and just after washing for a while, the corners of his lips that he had been pressing so hard could no longer be pressed.

His shoulders began to shake, and his abdominal muscles trembled - obviously trying to hold back a smile, but the smile danced all over his body.

Samoyed probably has never seen such a smiling human being. He tilted his head several times, "Yeah?"

Yan Xiao was recalling the whole process of playing with Zhaofan just now, replaying every detail back and forth, so he couldn't notice that Samoyed was looking at him curiously.

He suddenly remembered showing Qi Nanxu a cartoon a while ago.

Qi Nanxu watched the same clip over and over again, rolling on the carpet with laughter every time.

He snorted, "I've watched it a hundred and eighty times, what's so funny? Are you stupid?"

"But it's just funny! I've never seen such a funny cartoon!" Qi Nanxu was so happy that he beat his stomach, and he was a little more cute than usual. "It's still funny after watching it a hundred times! Hahahahaha!"

Is this fucking stupid kid?he thought so.

But now, he found that he seemed to understand Qi Nanxu.

Because the cartoon is really funny, I still laugh after watching it a hundred times.

Because I really like that person, recalling the interaction with that person [-] times, I still can't hide my joy.

When drinking Coke just now, he played a trick and took away the bottle that Zhao Fan drank.

In fact, there is no breath left on the mouth of the bottle, but the satisfaction of drinking a bottle of Coke with the one you love is soaked in your heart.

Sweet, sweet as honey.

The Samoyed was taken away by the colleague who was in charge of hair blowing, Yan Xiao stood up and planned to take a rest.

He opened the curtain, but saw Zhaofan again.

"You..." The smile on his face has not disappeared, "Why are you here again?"

"The apprentice is leaving the teacher. I, the master, worry about it." Zhaofan stared at him before he finished speaking, "Huh?"

"Huh?" He had no choice but to pretend "I don't know what you can do", "What?"

"Is it interesting to wash Samoyed?" Zhao Fan said.

"Very good." Yan Xiao said, "Being more docile than Teddy."

"You're all laughing." Zhao Fan nodded with satisfaction. "This dog washing is about interacting with the dog. If it smiles at you, you can also smile at it. What's this called?"

Yan Xiao: "Huh?"

"This is called mutual respect!" Zhao Fan said: "Respect is a beautiful quality. People respect each other, and humans and dogs should actually respect each other."

"Ji Ba" started talking nonsense again.Yan Xiao slandered in his heart, but listened attentively on his face.

Zhao Fan continued: "Respect each other. This time you smile at each other, and next time if the dog barks at you, you can also bark at it..."

"Zhaofan!" Li Jue, who had been listening all the time, finally couldn't take it anymore, and patted the table with his good hand, "Do you want to go to the teahouse opposite to talk about cross talk? I know their boss, and I will sign up for you now! "

Yan Xiao couldn't help laughing.

"No, no, no." Zhaofan waved his hand, and after he finished, he made a fist, "I'm a good 'top card', what about cross talk? Can the salary of the teahouse be as high as that of our brother? The owner of the teahouse is as good as ours. Is Brother Jue amiable?"

Everyone likes to listen to good words, Li Jue's facial features were distorted for a long time, and he couldn't hold back his laughter, but he couldn't go on training.

Zhaofan said "hehe" twice, and said again: "The owner of the teahouse has two hands. If I am lazy, he can catch me with one hand and beat me with the other."

Yan Xiao had already guessed what he was going to say later, and couldn't help turning his face away—at least not smiling in front of Li Jue.

Li Jue's reaction was not so fast, he listened with gusto, "What?"

"Brother Jue, he only has one hand." Zhaofan said, "I'm being lazy. If he wants to catch me, he can't hit me. If he wants to hit me, he can't catch me. He can't hit me anyway."

Several young people who brought their pets to the bath all laughed. Li Jue widened his eyes and shouted: "Zhaofan! Do you think I have nothing to do with you? Huh?"

Xiao Xu persuaded: "Brother Jue, you may really have nothing to do with Brother Fan. This has happened so many times, just give up. Put down the butcher's knife and you can become a Buddha immediately."

The whole afternoon passed in such a noisy manner, because there were too many guests, the off-duty time was delayed for half an hour.However, this is the norm in the store. Li Jue will record the time delays. At the end of the month, it will be converted into holidays or overtime pay. In short, everyone will not be treated badly, so no one complains. Greeted, ready to go home.

But there are also people who are in no hurry to go home.

Xiao Xu and Zhang Ji rushed upstairs as if they had taken a stimulant, almost fighting on the stairs.

Yan Xiao didn't understand what they were doing, and was about to ask Zhaofan, when he saw Zhaofan lightly jumped up the stairs, ran a few steps, kicked his feet hard on the ground, hugged his knees with his hands, and raised his whole body with strength. Leaping up high, there was a front somersault, which was able to jump over the heads of the two of them and landed wonderfully.

Zhang Ji: "I... My day, come to this trick again?"

Xiao Xu cried: "Brother Jue! Brother Fan is a bully!"

Li Jue stood downstairs, clasped his hands together, and said slowly: "Didn't you advise me to put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately? I have already become a Buddha, and I feel pretty good. I advise you to put down the butcher's knife too, and don't mess with anyone else." Fan, come down, what is there to play in the game, the computer is handed over to Zhao Fan, how about we fight the Landlord?"

Zhang Ji and Xiao Xu went downstairs with bitter faces, Yan Xiao asked, "Zhaofan is going upstairs to surf the Internet?"

He remembered that Zhaofan said that he would surf the Internet for a while after get off work.

"Yeah, we can't beat him." Xiao Xu was dejected.

Zhang Ji said: "He has been trained, he is a young hero, and we are little shrimps trampled under his feet."

"Come to play cards, Xiao Xiami." Li Jue greeted: "I only have one hand, do you want me to shuffle the cards?"

"No!" Zhang Ji said, "Brother Jue, you can't play cards with one hand."

Another burst of laughter.

Yan Xiao walked upstairs while listening to the gags from the people downstairs.

Fang Cai Zhaofan's jump was so handsome, both strength and agility were not lacking.But he had to admit that the moment Zhaofan jumped up, he couldn't care less about admiration or admiration at all. Worry and tension surged up in his chest—for fear that if Zhaofan was not careful, he might bump into something. where.

Even the memories of the present are lingering fears.

Zhaofan can't be allowed to jump like this in the future, the stairs are no better than flat ground, if you jump too much, there will always be accidents.

He couldn't see that Zhaofan was injured, not at all.

I don't know what Zhaofan rushed upstairs to grab the computer in a hurry, playing games?Still have something to buy?

I have a notebook myself, and I will lend it to Zhaofan in the future.

This kind of dangerous action is not allowed to be done again in the future.

But the most urgent thing now is to go up and see what Zhaofan is doing.