bother you

Chapter 11

"You..." Shen Xun looked at Yan Xiao with great interest as he dug out pairs of sneakers from the suitcase, and said with a smile, "Are you planning to live here permanently? Or pack up and go home? I miss that little thing named Qi Nanxu ?”

"Miss him? Am I crazy?" Yan Xiao arranged his sneakers neatly and raised his head vigorously, "I'll stay with you until school starts."

Shen Xun was happy, "Didn't you say that you will stay for a week and a half, and then go back after relaxing? Why are you still lingering? And your shoes, why didn't I see you show them off a few days ago?"

"Hurry me up?" Yan Xiao sat on the lower berth and picked out a pair to change into. "How about this pair?"

"That must be able to drive away." Shen Xun took out a bottle of mineral water from the cardboard box by the wall - he, like Yan Xiao, never drank the plain water boiled in the boiler room, because he thought it tasted bad. Not bad, but the color..."

Yan Xiao was tying his shoelaces, raised his eyes and said, "Isn't it a bit coquettish?"

The shoes are white with gold edging, they have hardly been worn before, and they look almost new.

Shen Xun almost choked on the water, and raised one eyebrow, "Wait, Yan Er! What did you just say? Sao? Fuck, brother Xiao, you actually use the word 'sao' to describe yourself?"

Yan Xiao stood up and jumped on the spot.There is only one half-length mirror fixed on the wall in the dormitory, and the feet cannot be seen. Whether the shoes look good on the feet and whether they match can only be seen with the naked eye. "'Sao' is not a derogatory term. Hey, don’t drink water. Come and help me take a look."

Shen Xun was still holding the mineral water, "This Phnom Penh is quite flamboyant."

Yan Xiao let out an inexplicable laugh.

"Don't write novels so crazy?" Shen Xun shook his head with a smile, reaching out to touch Yan Xiao's forehead, "I'm really crazy, I have to call Brother Ce to pick him up."

"Fuck! You cheated on me!" Yan Xiao stepped back and opened Shen Xun's hand, "If he knows, can I still stay here with you?"

"Do you dare to let me become your happy nest here?"

Yan Xiao kicked off the shoes on his feet, and found another pair of black ones to put on, "What about this pair?"

Shen Xun crossed his arms, "This pair is a bit wild. Black is black, and there are some purple lines. Tsk, brother Xiao, why didn't I notice it before, how about 'wild show'?"

Yan Xiao laughed, "Is 'Yesao' your original word?"

Shen Xun took two steps, his tone sank slightly, and he leaned against the wall opposite the bed, "Are you ready to chase Zhaofan?"

Yan Xiao paused, "Don't drink mineral water all the time."

"Fuck, do Tai Chi with me?"

"The water in the boiler room is not bad for me to drink. I can drink it with a thermos bottle to cool it down." Yan Xiao said solemnly: "Jiancheng and they all fetch water to drink, and you are the only mineral water. Are you squeamish? In the future I still want to be a low-level criminal policeman, but I’m so squeamish, I don’t even drink water from the boiler room, how can I get into the masses?”

"Hey, it's time to teach me." Shen Xun put the mineral water on the table, "How do I remember that you have never drank water from the boiler room since you were a child? You don't even drink the boiled water at home. You When I was in elementary school, I caught a cold, and Brother Ce boiled water for you to take medicine, but you didn’t like it, so you had to ask Brother Ce to go out and buy you mineral water."

"That was before." Yan Xiao said: "Now I have changed my mind, guarded against arrogance and impetuosity, and bravely drank plain water."

"Drinking plain water is called 'renewing'? It's so easy for you to wash your heart." Shen Xun paused, "Did you drink the water from the boiler room at Zhaofan's place?"

Yan Xiao's eyes flickered, pretending to be irritable, "Why do you mention him so often?"

"You're almost writing the word 'Zhaofan' on your face, so I'm not allowed to mention him?" Shen Xun was helpless, "Apart from him, who else would let you drink plain water?"

Yan Xiao continued to change his shoes, pretending he didn't hear it, but a bright smile appeared at the end of his eyes.

"I told you a few days ago that you're dead, but you still don't believe me. Look, you're all obsessed with dressing up now. The old saying is true—a woman is the one who pleases herself."

"A man is a man who pleases himself!" Yan Xiao argued.

Shen Xun laughed with a "chi" and said, "Finally admitted."

Yan Xiao coughed lightly when he was caught up in the quilt, "You have to keep this matter a secret from me, no one can tell."

"Don't worry. Your secret has never been leaked from me." Shen Xun nodded, "It's you yourself, you have to figure it out."

"I won't say anything to him for the time being." Yan Xiao put away his joking tone, leaned back, and put his hands behind his back, "He is too nervous."

Shen Xundao: "It's hard to say whether it's a good thing or a bad thing. If Zhaofan has a delicate mind and discovered your thoughts, you probably won't be able to contact him now."

"He considers me a buddy." Yan Xiao rubbed the bridge of his nose, as if he suddenly remembered something interesting, the corners of his lips curled up inadvertently.

"More than half of the people in the police academy are his buddies."

"..."

"Forget it, I won't hit you anymore." Shen Xun said, "You can do it yourself."

"That's right." Yan Xiao stood up, "Don't tell Zhaofan about my novel writing."

"What's the point of hiding this?"

"Anyway, don't say it." Yan Xiao said, "I have a bit of a festival with him... on the Internet."

Shen Xun immediately understood, and no longer asked any more questions. From the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the wet tissue on the table, and said casually, "Whose is this?"

"Oh, that." Yan Xiao narrowed his eyes and smiled, "That's the rose Zhao Fan gave me."

Shen Xun: "..."

"Ah!" Zhao Fan took the towel on his shoulders, wiped his slightly itchy nose, pressed the other hand on the wet head of Samoyed, and said to the dog, "Why are you laughing? Hit me!" You laugh even when you sneeze. Have you ever seen someone sneeze? It’s all your fault, you’ve got hair all over your body, and the hair is floating in my nose.”

Samoyed didn't understand at all, his tail that was wet into hemp rope swayed, he was still grinning, and stood up excitedly, stretching out a front paw, staring at him with black bean-like eyes , "Wow!"

"What are you doing? Do you want to quarrel with me or shake hands with me?" Zhao Fan grabbed Samoyed's paw and waved it a few times in a friendly manner, "After shaking hands, sit down! You haven't finished the bath yet, don't be naughty. "

The bathroom is narrow and not soundproof. Zhaofan chatting with Samoyed inside can be heard by people in the next bathroom and outside.

Several young guests were delighted to hear that, and Li Jue shook his head pretending to be angry, "Young people are full of energy, and they don't forget to play around during working hours."

After finishing speaking, he yelled into the bathroom: "Zhaofan, hurry up! If you want to chat, talk again! Can it understand your words?"

"Don't you understand?" Zhao Fan rubbed the body lotion on the Samoyed and rubbed the snow-white dog into a little sheep. "No wonder you are always giggling. You made me sneeze and I got angry. Don't you have a sense of crisis?"

Samoyed was rubbed very comfortably, and he simply squinted his eyes, neither listening nor watching, just enjoying it.

"Xiaoxiaoxiao..." How could Zhaofan be really angry, "chatting" with Samoyed was just for fun.He is not a dull gourd, he can't wash ten dogs without saying a word, even if the seemingly fierce German shepherd is sitting in front of him, he still has to tease a few words.

Sneezing, however, is less common.

Just as the foam was being poured into the Samoyed, the nasal cavity suddenly itched again.He endured it for a long time, but in the end he couldn't hold it back, and the beating was shocking and weeping.

The Samoyed was too scared to "laugh".

Li Jue immediately rummaged through the box and found out the Banlangen granule, and said loudly: "I told you to pay attention to your body, you didn't listen! How many times have you sneezed this afternoon? Don't wash this little baby after washing it, come out and give me medicine!" "

Zhaofan was most afraid of being naughty, so he subconsciously reached out to touch his ears.

When I touched it, I realized that my ears were extremely hot.

"Who the hell is thinking of me?" He murmured to himself, and this time he didn't blame Samoyed, "It caused me to sneeze and have red ears..."

After taking a bath, the Samoyed was happily taken away by the hair-blowing boy, without any depression of being reprimanded.

The so-called "obedient" of dogs is often to sniff out human emotions, but not fully understand the complex language of humans.Just now Zhaofan scolded Samoyed fiercely, but he was not really angry, on the contrary, he was in a good mood.Samoyed couldn't understand what he was talking about, but only smelled his high spirits, so he followed suit.

Many dogs are reluctant to take a bath, but every large dog he has washed comes out of the bathroom happy.Over time, he became the "top brand" of the pet beauty salon.

"Drink it!" Li Jue held the hot bowl, "I just made it for you, and it cost me three packs of Banlangen."

Zhaofan took it and tried it, "You want to burn your family's 'top brand' to death?"

"What kind of skin!" Li Jue was annoyed, "Hurry up and drink!"

"Drink and continue to wash the dog?" Zhao Fan laughed, "Oh, capitalism exploits the poor boss's surname."

"Drink and go rest!" Li Jue pointed upstairs, "Go take a hot bath and change into clean clothes. I'm not talking about you, what do you look like running around naked all day long? Show off your muscles? Eight pack abs is amazing ?”

Zhao Fan was overjoyed, and slapped on his abs, "It's amazing, except me, who is the 'leader', who has eight-pack abs?"

"You still kicked your nose on your face." Li Jue wrinkled his cheeks, "I'll count to three and drink up the medicine immediately."

"Follow the orders, the capitalists have the final say." Zhao Fan drank the medicine in one gulp, like drinking from a big bowl, "Then I'm really going to rest."

"Is there still a fake rest?" Li Jue waved his hands aggressively, "Put the clothes on for me!"

Zhaofan didn't catch a cold, but he was a bit tired from washing the dog. After taking a hot shower on the second floor and changing clothes, he planned to take a nap when he suddenly remembered that there was a computer next door.

The computer was for the employees to play during their breaks, and it had a good configuration, and it could run almost all the popular large-scale games on the market.

Zhao Fan thought of "Kang Yi Xiao", and the only tiredness he had was gone immediately.

That day in the electronic reading room, I wanted to stay a little longer to see if "Kang Yi Xiao" would post anything.In the end, he met Yan Xiao, and an embarrassing incident happened.In order to resolve the embarrassment, he asked Yan Xiao to drink a bottle of ice-cold Coke, and later he forgot about the unlucky elementary school student "Kang Yi Xiao" after enjoying the cool.

I haven't been to the electronic reading room in the past few days, and I don't know if the primary school student has fully recovered and continued to write.

Zhaofan pushed open the door next door, but no one was there.

Just right.

He walked in, sat down, turned on the phone, and cracked his fingers while waiting for the system to start up.

Li Jue is willing to spend money for his employees. Compared with the "classic computer" in the electronic reading room, the startup speed of this computer can be called a rocket.

Before Zhaofan finished breaking his fingers, a round butt appeared on the screen.

"Tsk, who made it." He smiled, didn't care, opened the browser, and found the URL of "Iron Man Love" in the favorites.

"Kang Yixiao" really cheered up, not only online, but also released a new novel.

It's just the name of the novel...

Zhaofan frowned and sighed.

On the front page of the "Iron Man Love" novel section, there is a post that has been refined by the moderator, and the recommendation is "a subversive new work by a crazy god who breaks through himself".

Zhaofan got goosebumps all over his body.

The new work of "Kang Yixiao" is called "Special God of War: Peachy Horror". Not long after it was released, the clicks and responses have surpassed the level of the previous work of the "Special God of War" series "Special War God: Domineering Madness".

"What's the subversion, what's the breakthrough, isn't it still a stallion?" Zhaofan said to himself, but still couldn't help it, he looked up.

After all, this elementary school student was hit by him before, and now that he has cheered up, he still has some concerns.

If the writing is good, unlike "Overbearing and Crazy Love", he will not be stingy with a few words of praise.

But this title...

"Peach Scary" was as blind as ever when he saw it.

Zhaofan held back and looked down calmly.

The novel has just been published, and the word count is not many, only about [-] words.He quickly finished browsing, his brows furrowed, his eyes darkened, and his expression turned cold.

Although the title is in the same style as before, "Peach Horror" and "Overbearing Madness" are like couplets.

But to say subversion, really subversion.

The protagonist of "Kang Yi Xiao" this time is not the domineering president, but a man with a beautiful appearance and a cheerful demeanor.

but--

Zhaofan let out a "huh", put his hands behind his head, and with no place to put his long legs, he kicked hard on the table leg with his flip-flops.

He resisted the sharp pain from his toes, and thought with some embarrassment:

But this protagonist...

But what about the main character...

Everywhere looks like me?