Boss, your last name is Y!

Chapter 155 Small Theater

Part [-]: High energy ahead, what really happened

One day, Mo Mou was wearing white trousers with his arms around his upper body

Mo Tianxing: Zhang Yunjin, have I lost my clothes?

Zhang Yunjin: Isn't the trousers on your body?

Mo Tianxing: ...

Mo narrowed his eyes, let go of his hands and propped them on the desk in front of Zhang Yunjin

Zhang Yunjin: I remember I lost it in the closet, I will find it for you.

Zhang got up and dawdled to the closet, and suddenly he dodged out of the room by surprise

Zhang Yunjin: I sold all your clothes, if you have the ability, you can arrest me.

Mo Tianxing: You will regret it if you don't come back.

Zhang Yunjin: I have never had the word "regret" in my dictionary. If I catch you, I will call you daddy.

Just as Zhang was about to make a face, out of the corner of his eye, he saw other people entering the palace, and was about to raise his hand to say hello.A figure flashed in front of my eyes, eyes full of white flesh

Zhang Yunjin:! ! !

Mo Tianxing: Zhang Yunjin, this is my territory, what do you think I dare not do.

With a plop, Zhang knelt down and hugged someone's waist

Zhang Yunjin: Dad! ! !No money to spend! ! !

Crowd: ...

Mo Tianxing: ...

(It's all a trick)

Part two:

It is said that one day in the Demon Realm, Mo Tianxing took a group of younger brothers to eradicate the remnants of the rebellious party. They passed by a large deserted tomb. Zhang Yunjin took out a compass and fiddled with it for a long time, and his expression suddenly changed.

Zhang Yunjin: Not good, the feng shui here is very fierce.

Mo Tianxing: I like the big murderer

Zhang was stunned and turned his head to a certain innocent girl beside him, and looked down.

Zhang Yunjin: Why does he not like you, understand

Part three:

Mo Tianxing: Zhang Yunjin, I heard that you have a male god.

Zhang Yunjin: Yes, handsome, unrestrained and suave, everyone loves flowers and blooms

Mo Mou glanced at it, half of his face darkened.

Mo Tianxing: Who is it, you let him come to see me.

Zhang Yunjin: I am chatting with him.

Part Four:

Zhang Yunjin found that Mo Tianxing was always frowning recently, out of concern for his younger brother, Zhang Yunjin asked about his condition.

Zhang Yunjin: Boss, have you encountered any unhappy things recently?

Mo Tianxing: No, I got sick recently.

Zhang Yunjin: (surprised) What's wrong with you?

Mo Tianxing: I am suspicious.

Zhang Yunjin: Do you not trust your subordinates?

Mo Tianxing: No, I always suspect that you want to marry me.

Zhang Yunjin: ...

Regarding the matter of Zhang Yunjin's knowledge:

Since that day, everyone in the demon world has a deeper understanding of Zhang Yunjin's knowledge.

One day Zhang Yunjin went out for a stroll and went back to another courtyard, but was stopped by Er Bao

Erbao: Master, my father wants to change his name.

Zhang Yunjin: What did he change his name to?

Erbao: I don't know.Why don't you check it out, they're in the lobby.

In the front hall, Mo Tianxing took the main seat, and the others sat beside him

Zhang Yunjin: I heard that the name will be changed?

Chi Lian: Send an announcement to Ghost King Yu Dang, who should sign it.The left protector of the devil world, the right protector of the devil world, the four devil kings of the devil world, the prison chief of the devil world?It doesn't feel special. People in the devil world are not impressed after reading it. Exaggerated signatures are not a big deal. It is best to highlight the content: first, to arrest them, and second, to show a rebellious momentum.

Zhang Yunjin: To be impressive, rebellious?It's simple, just open your mouth, like Mo Daddy fucked you to death?Is it you?What are you calling daddy?Devil father hangs you?Kneeling down and calling him devil father?Dad taught you how to be a demon?Devil father praised me for being handsome?I'm so handsome?

Crowd: ...

Chi Lian: This jingle is quite smooth.

After Zhang Yunjin left, everyone wrote "Daddy Zhang will teach you how to be a demon" that Zhang Yunjin wrote one stroke at a time on the arrest warrant, and honestly changed it back to "Death Prison in the Devil's Realm". No one mentioned the name change in the future.

Hooligan joke two:

One day, Dabao's father made roast chicken for Dabao, and when he heard that Yunzheng hadn't come out of the alchemy room for three days, he ran to see if someone had blown up the alchemy furnace, leaving behind a table of food and two people.

Zhang Yunjin: I can't take it, these roast chickens are mine!

Mo Tianxing: Okay, the chicken is yours and you are mine.

Zhang Yunjin: ... (What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless)

Mo Tianxing: (laughs) It makes sense, but I am speechless, right?

Zhang Yunjin: You know all about it.

Mo Tianxing: It's a matter of location.

Zhang Yunjin: ...

Hooligan joke one:

One day in summer, Zhang Yunjin wanted to eat roasted chicken hot pot. As soon as Zhang Yunjin got on the table, he began to untie his belt

Mo Tianxing: Zhang Yunjin, what do you take off for dinner?

Zhang Yunjin: Don't you take off your clothes after eating hot pot?It's so hot to eat hot pot in summer, it's almost off.

Mo Tianxing: Eat it yourself.

Zhang Yunjin: I have what you have, and I have what you don't have.

Mo Tianxing: No, I have one thing you don't.

Zhang Yunjin: What?

Mo Tianxing: Location.

Zhang Yunjin: ...