Boss, can we talk about CP?

Chapter 18, Chapter 8

There is a saying that if there is one, there will be two, one is born and the other is familiar.

Qi Fengyu was lucky enough to meet Big Brother Liang, who was recruited by Zhantian's second-level team in random mode.Since I have already participated once, it seems that it is no big deal to do it again.

Even if we made a mistake, we can still leave the team and get away, right?

Since there are 49/4 warband members in the friend list, Qi Fengyu confidently clicked "Agree".

I didn't even connect the two things of "being scolded by the public" and "joining the group" at all.

But within 30 seconds after joining the team, he was shocked to find that the two things were...really related.

To put it simply in one sentence, it is roughly equivalent to the meaning of a primary school student being beaten, and a group of friends forming gangs and fighting.

As for why it took half a minute to find out, it was because the team was full of 14 people, and at least 10 of them were as powerful as [Silent Pigeon].In the team channel, there was a lot of chatter, each saying their own words, and it was like a pigeon coop.

Qi Fengyu's mobile phone capacity, which is not rich, suffered an impact, and it took him a long time to get over it.

In the team chat channel, the screen was swiping every second, and Qi Fengyu looked at the emoji package on his mobile phone like an old man in the subway, and sighed: "...It's so lively."

To be beaten is to take advantage: this B is nonsense! !Are Xiaofengyu's talisman bags useless?Integrity and good quality and low price alone, okay?The deputy team also said that he gave us several sets, TOEFL, I will not be reluctant to eat talismans now!

Dragon Fat: We don't know if you are honest or not, but the talisman is really easy to use! !I have the confidence to clear the dungeon records again!

Beibei: Can you focus on the key points?Shouldn't we work together to find a way to catch the bastard who buys curses speakers behind his back? !

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Did everyone get the talisman?It can't be done by people in our regiment.

Yuxia Xiaoyu: It's short for someone's hand, isn't it?

Beibei: Of course not! !It's probably the unlucky guy who didn't buy the talisman bag, right?

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Tsk tsk, if you can't buy it, you will curse at the street, disgusting, I am.

...Amidst the excitement, someone finally managed to capture the notice of joining the group:

Cong Xiaoshuo: Feng Yu is here.

Deputy Head: Head, you ordered 30 sets of talisman packs. Just now, Feng Yu has already given them to me and Big Goose, and they are placed in the battle group warehouse. Can you check the collection records for details?

Is the goose gone? Crooked: Feng Yu is here? ? ?where? ?

Dragon Fat: Oh, little celestial master, hurry up and tell your brothers what's going on, who bullied you, do you have any clues? ! !

Send it to Fafahua: Fengyu Fengyu, do you still have your talisman bag? I want to make a long-term reservation!

What's the goose? Crooked buried: Fuck you, I've already made the first reservation, it's none of your business!

Fa Lai Fa Fa Hua: Once you make a decision, you won’t allow others to make it? !

To be beaten is to take advantage: I am so mad, what the hell are you doing here? !

Fa Lai Fa Fa Hua: I don’t know.

Dragon Fat: I don't know.

Yuxia Xiaoyu: I don't know.

Everyone: +1

……

What's wrong with the goose: Come to watch... Uh, didn't you come to cheer for Xiao Fengyu?

To be beaten is to take advantage: listen up! ! !

To be beaten is to take advantage: we are here to help Xiao Fengyu scold her back! !Take the queen size!Go to World Channel to scold the past! !Pay attention to the words, don't be pb, don't scold too dirty, keep your demeanor! !

To be beaten is to take advantage: I still don't believe it, so many people can't scold a professional speaker? !

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Sure!

……

Feng Yu: Wait, don't be impulsive if you bother me.

Feng Yu: Please don't swear at people in public.

Feng Yu: After all, the trumpet speaker just now has been blocked by my report.

Crowd: ...

Being beaten is taking advantage: what do we need to do if reporting is useful? !

Feng Yu:?

Feng Yu: Yes, I don't quite understand either.

Crowd: ...?

Daylily: Where is the head?The leader didn't come out to say a word?

Dragon Fat: What's the use of reporting a trumpet?The novice guide runs for 3 minutes and is a new horn! !Are you tired?Are you done reporting? !

Daylily: 30 sets are only enough for this week, right? ?

Feng Yu: That's right.

Day lily: what to do next week?Not discussing a long-term supply?

Silent Dove: 30 sets? ? ?Depend on! ! !I haven't got it yet!Feng Yu Feng Yu, where is my friendship talisman? You promised to give it to me for free!

Feng Yu: Otherwise, everyone help me report it together?

Feng Yu: Back to Ge Zi: Come and get it from me.

Cool: 30?

Crowd:  …

Feng Yu: Maintaining a green game environment is everyone's responsibility.

Feng Yu: You don't want your eyes to be polluted by trash talk, do you?

Feng Yu: If there are legitimate rights protection methods, of course we should use them.

Feng Yu: That's right!Since everyone is idle, they are also idle...

People: ... (We are not very free either...)

Feng Yu: Why don't you take the time to watch me, why don't you show off your aura and do a one-click three-link... No, how about a one-click report?

……

Three times, five divisions, two, Qi Fengyu lightly said a few words, coaxing this group of melon-eating people who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and turned them into enthusiastic Chaoyang aunts.

So, under the great power of the masses, the poor TB shop, the trumpet trumpet player was banned on the World Channel for a sentence, and one was blocked for a curse. It didn't take long for the mentality of being blocked to collapse.

Qi Fengyu struck while the iron was hot, grabbed the deep-hidden manual customer service from the layer upon layer of service interface, listed all the IDs of these trumpets, and asked the operator to use it on the grounds that "professional screen swiping affects the game environment" Block the store IP.

Whether it is successful or not is another matter.In the face of sufficient evidence, the success rate is very high.Even if it is only closed for an hour or two, it is enough for this professional brush to drink a pot - after all, this kind of shop cannot only accept orders for curses, there must be other things, such as boosting, hanging up, brushing materials, etc.Once the IP is blocked, it will be a real profit loss.

After finishing the work, Qi Fengyu cut back to the channel... The excitement actually increased rather than decreased.

To be beaten is to take advantage: Damn!I never thought that being an envoy of justice would be so cool!

Cong Xiaoshuo: Hahaha indeed, it’s actually fun to scold each other, so let’s cover your mouths one by one.Many people are indeed more efficient than one person.

Yuxia Xiaoyu: Feng Yu is like a drop of blood!Put on a sack and beat him to death!Thanks for learning.

Dragon Fat: Thank you for learning.

Cong Xiaoshu: Thank you for learning +1

……

Feng Yu: There are enough trumpets to report invalid accounts, and they still have titles.

Fa Lai Fa Fa Hua:? ? ?

Everyone: What the hell?

Feng Yu: [Good Citizens of Bianjing], [Good Citizens of Bianjing]

Feng Yu: After 200 times, there is still an outstanding citizen of Bianjing.

Everyone: Damn it! ! !

……

In the team channel of so many people, every sentence is like a fleeting meteor, which makes people dizzy and dizzy.

Qi Fengyu hasn't dealt with such a scene for a long time, so it's inevitable that there are some omissions...Of course, I don't blame him, the speed of swiping the screen is really too fast. Within a few minutes, at least several topics were drowned by massive interruptions, not to mention him I have to be busy replying and typing, and the only short sentence that Mr. Liang said has long been submerged in the ocean of nonsense.

If typing is not in your hand, think of other ways, if communication is not smooth, then change to a smooth place.

At about the same time, Xiao Fengyu received a small window private chat from several people among her friends:

Deputy Head: Is there Yaya (※ note)?Room No. XXXXXX

What's wrong with the goose: Did the deputy team give you the room number?Come on, let's open the mic

Silent Pigeon: Xiao Fengyu is here to play with Yaya~ Room number XXXXXX!

Yaya is a voice software, which is often used in games to open gangsters. Of course, Qi Fengyu has it, but...the others are already in the team, and they don’t play dungeons, why do they need to open the microphone?

Full of doubts, Qi Fengyu hung up the game on his mobile phone, set it on the wireless charger, took out the tablet in the drawer, went to Yaya, and entered the six-digit room number, there were already four people in it.

A very clear young voice of a boy said: "... I would not pick up the phone if I knew the situation. I should confirm with you first if there is a similar situation next time."

Then, a bass that turned into a machine with a voice changer said "hmm".

Youth Yin noticed a newcomer in the room, and raised his tone: "Hello, is this Feng Yu? I'm the deputy team leader. Welcome to our chat channel dedicated to team battles."

There was another loli voice with a voice changer on: "Welcome Xiaofengyu~"

Qi Fengyu hesitated for a moment, tapped the voice changer twice with his fingers, but it didn't turn on, and said in his own voice: "Hi everyone, I'm Feng Yu, can you help me?"

The mechanical bass said: "30 sets are too many."

Deputy head: "This is our head, Liang."

In fact, there is no need for an introduction, just based on the tone and meaning, Qi Fengyu guessed who the mechanical voice is, and the introduction by the deputy head only confirmed his guess.

He smiled and replied: "Not much, after all, it's because you gave too much."

Luo Liyin exclaimed: "Oh, oh, although, this conversation is a bit fragrant."

Qi Fengyu asked softly: "Is that a big goose? Want to eat CP?"

What a goose! Wai Bu was surprised and delighted: "How did you guess it? Am I so recognizable? Can I have a drink?"

Qi Fengyu smiled: "It's easy to guess. Of course."

Goose is crooked and buried: "Wow---!!! Tell me you must be handsome, right, and you look good when you smile, right, your laughter is so beautiful!! Don't break my fantasy!! God Ah, I'm already brainstorming an outline of tens of thousands of words!! Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Qi Fengyu said in his heart, he guessed right about appearance, but I won't admit it.Let's forget about the explosion of photos and the like.

So he restrained and fooled with a bit of indulgence: "People's thoughts are innocent, I respect you. But... you should also ask your regiment leader's opinion?"

After the loli voice screamed again, the deputy head sighed softly, about to say something, the mechanical voice cut in coldly: "I don't mind."

Goose is crooked: "Wow, help, I'm going to die!! What kind of fairy CP is this!! What kind of cute contrast is this!! If the leader doesn't like it, I can do it secretly, and I promise to stay away from you Do it far away!"

The deputy head sighed deeply at the same time.

Under several voices, a timid new voice came out: "Why do you feel that... your impression is not... the same?"

Qi Fengyu lowered his voice: "Aren't I a cute celestial master who is loved by everyone and flowers bloom? Hmm, little pigeon?"

His voice is warm and moist. After being deliberately lowered, there will be a little distortion through the microphone, but it is also very crisp.Everyone is not a professional voice actor, this little trick is enough to fool gamers.

Sure enough, there was another burst of crying and howling, and even the deputy head couldn't help but said helplessly: "It's almost done, let's talk about serious business."

Silent pigeon: "It feels... slippery, old fritters."

Qi Fengyu: "..." How do you say hello! !

Liang: "Okay, let's get down to business."

As if to set off the aura of the boss, the laughter and noise in the channel stopped abruptly and became quiet.

It's not because Mr. Liang's aura is really strong enough to affect the software, but the channel has been cut into the mode that the administrator gave to Mai - only those designated by the administrator can speak.

The deputy group leader is the house manager, Mr. Liang is the house owner, and the other two are just members. Obviously, only one of the house owner and the house house manager can change the model.

Authority Party Liang spoke: "Can you buy out your talisman bag?"

The author has something to say:

※Note: Yaya is a fabricated software. I have only used YY before. I searched temporarily and found that there are quite a lot of Lianmai Kaihei software. Just in case I bumped into it, I simply pinched it with the font of YY Bar.

Wang Liang: You actually allow others to eat our CP? ?

Qi Fengyu: Oh, what’s the matter, even if you don’t agree, people should still be able to do it, it’s just the difference between doing it in front of your face or behind your back, this kind of thing is like being raped, since you can’t resist it, it’s better to lie down and enjoy it.

Qi Fengyu (muttering in a low voice): I even refuse her to take me and other people's CP, what else do you want...

Wang Liang: What did you say in the second sentence, repeat it louder?

Qi Fengyu: ...

Qi Fengyu: Hmph.

Babies, I have a bye this week. I will start counting down the word count tomorrow and hope that I can make a list of scumbags next week. Don’t abandon me, thank you.

No matter whether there is or not, the daily update will be replied next Thursday.