Bamboo Horse Restart Plan

Chapter 86 Who is Handsome?

After Luo Dongdong felt that his physical strength had almost recovered, he pestered Yan Xiping to go up the mountain: "Brother Xipi, I'm going to see the monkeys, let's go."

Yan Xiping laughed and said, "Whoever told you there must be monkeys in Huaguo Mountain."

"Haven't you read Journey to the West?" Luo Dongdong said as a matter of course, "Huaguoshan is the hometown of monkeys."

Yan Xiping was helpless: "Honey, that's just a myth."

Luo Dongdong said: "I know, so I didn't say I want to see the Monkey King. I only saw monkeys. Beibei said there are monkeys on the mountain."

Yan Xiping threw in the towel and got up from the bed: "Okay, okay, let's go, let's go."

Luo Dongdong supervised the country's monkeys in the zoo, but he had never seen free-range monkeys. He heard from Ling Beibei that the monkeys here were all running on the mountain by themselves, so he was particularly interested.

At the foot of the mountain, there were no monkeys running around as Luo Dongdong imagined. He was a little disappointed. Yan Xiping checked with his mobile phone and said, "Monkeys don't appear until you're halfway up the mountain. Climb for a while and you'll see them."

Luo Dongdong looked at the high mountain in front of him and felt dizzy for a while: "Well, why don't you call the Monkey King and ask him to rent a somersault cloud to take us up."

Laughter came from behind: "Hahahahahahaha, Dongdong, you are so cute."

Luo Dongdong looked back: "Xiao Yao is you, are you here to climb the mountain too?"

The drug seller showed off his equipment: "That's right, this mountain is not difficult to climb. You follow me, and I promise you will see monkeys soon."

"Okay, okay." Luo Dongdong, who was leading the way, was very happy, and tugged at Yan Xiping's sleeve: "Brother Xipi, how about we go together?"

"Okay, okay, as long as you're willing." Yan Xiping pampered Luo Dongdong's head, and decided to treat him more strictly for a while, otherwise it's hard to guarantee that nothing will happen to a curious baby following a little lunatic.

The man following behind the drug seller stretched out his hand to Yan Xiping: "Hello, Shuai Tian."

After Yan Xiping saw Shuai Tian, ​​he felt a little relieved. He heard from Chen Nan that this person could control the little bee, and now it seemed that this person was indeed stable. He looked like he was in his 30s. The aura exuded was the kind that could cover up the drug seller, he stretched out his hand: "Hello, Yan Xiping."

Luo Dongdong and the drug seller climbed up all the way, leaving Yan Xiping and Tian Shuai behind, Yan Xiping was a little worried and wanted to catch up, Tian Shuai said with a smile: "Don't worry, Xiaoyao is very familiar with this place. No, and there are not many people at this time, no one will recognize Dongdong."

Yan Xiping looked up at him: "Did you recognize him?"

Tian Shuai nodded: "Yeah, how could I let an unknown person get close to Xiaoyao, I'll know who it is as soon as he goes back and tells me who it is, and he, who doesn't watch movies or listen to music, can't recognize him."

Yan Xiping was still not at ease: "Let's keep up, Dongdong is not in good health, I'm afraid he'll be too excited to take it."

"it is good."

The two people walking in front were not idle either. The little drug seller dragged Luo Dongdong to climb the mountain and asked, "I heard from my handsome guy that you are a star?"

Luo Dongdong asked suspiciously: "Big handsome guy?"

"Yeah." The drug seller said proudly, "My man, the one standing next to me just now, the most handsome man in the world."

Luo Dongdong was not convinced: "Brother Xipi is the most handsome man in the world."

"Impossible, our handsome uncle is the most handsome." The drug seller firmly defended his title as the most handsome man in the world.

The boat of friendship turned over as soon as it said it would, and when Yan Xiping and Tian Shuai caught up with them, they only saw that the two who were still friends just now ignored each other, and looked up at the sky one by one, only to see smoke rising above their heads .

Yan Xiping asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with you?"

Seeing Yan Xiping coming, Luo Dongdong grabbed him and pulled him to the drug seller, "Look, isn't he very handsome?"

Not to be outdone, the drug seller said to Tian Shuai, "Come here, uncle."

Tian Shuai stood beside him helplessly: "Are you comparing me with others again?"

The drug seller said as a matter of course: "If my husband is so handsome, if he doesn't show it off, why should he put it at the bottom of the box?"

Tian Shuai looked at Yan Xiping speechlessly, the two looked at each other, and spread their hands, there was really no way.

Luo Dongdong and the drug seller have been comparing each other for a long time, but no one can beat the other. Tian Shuai gave them an idea: "I think this is good. We are tied for the first place, and we are both the most handsome in the world. Don't fight anymore."

Luo Dongdong asked suspiciously: "Is this okay?"

"Of course not." The drug seller said firmly, "Since it is number one, of course there can only be one."

Tian Shuai shook his head and said, "You, then, let's divide age groups like the world champions. I am in the middle-aged group, and Xiping is in the youth group."

The drug seller curled his lips: "Why do you want to go to the middle-aged group, you are so young and handsome."

Tian Shuai smiled and said, "I'm 43, why don't I go to the youth group again, let's stop making trouble."

Yan Xiping and Luo Dongdong were very surprised. They thought Tian Shuai was only in his early thirties, but they didn't expect to be so old. But after thinking about it, the maturity and stability he showed was indeed in line with his age.

Seeing Luo Dongdong's surprised expression, the drug seller was unhappy: "What's the matter, I just like handsome uncles."

Luo Dongdong didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What else can I do, as long as you like it yourself, it's you who are with him and not me, there is no problem if you want to."

The drug seller saw too much and disliked their age difference, but he was happy with anyone who could agree with him, so he announced his reunion with Luo Dongdong in this joy, and the boat of friendship set sail again.

Yan Xiping breathed a sigh of relief, this person is still suitable to be friends with Luo Dongdong, the two of them and Ling Beibei are the same people, simple and kind but quick thinking, but there is still a little difference between Luo Dongdong and them, that is, they are too thin-skinned , this is not good, he should learn how to thicken his skin with Ling Beibei and Tang Xiaoyao, this skill is very important.

The two people who were planning to end their friendship just now leaned together again and whispered. The drug seller was very interested in Luo Dongdong's celebrity status. After all, he was an ancient human being who didn't surf the Internet or entertain. It was rare to see a star with his own eyes. He is still very interested in being able to get in close contact.

Luo Dongdong also felt that it was very fresh. Now there are still people who have no entertainment at all. He asked curiously: "Then what do you usually do?"

The drug seller pointed to his nose: "Me? I'm nestled in the laboratory. There are so many experiments to be done. How can I have time for entertainment?"

"I usually like to nest in the piano room, but I don't spend all my time there. Don't you need to rest?" Luo Dongdong expressed his confusion.

"Of course rest, I spend most of my time hugging and hugging my handsome uncle." The drug seller looked back at Tian Shuai and said, "He is ten years older than me. I met him back then. In this way, we have missed more than 30 years, and we must cherish every minute and every second of the remaining time, and we must not waste a little bit."

Luo Dongdong said enviously: "It's so romantic, I really envy you."

The drug seller sighed and said, "I envy you all. You should be about the same age, so you are many years older than us."

Luo Dongdong thought about it again, indeed, he and Yan Xiping have grown up together for so many years, and with the time spent together in the previous life, they have indeed spent a lot more time with each other than most people, even though he might be sick because of his health It's not easy to die a little earlier, but you should be content, and you can't be too greedy.

After Luo Dongdong had just preached to himself, he took a peek at Yan Xiping, and secretly overturned his previous thoughts in his heart. He was so greedy, and wanted to be together for a long time, not even a minute or a second less.

The two people in the back looked puzzled, Tian Shuai said with certainty: "Xiao Yao must be despising me again."

Yan Xiping went on to say, "Dongdong may also be worried about his early death."

The two parties under discussion made eight or nine guesses about their topic just by guessing.

"Ah monkey!" Luo Dongdong shouted cheerfully when monkeys began to appear on the mountainside.

The drug seller reminded in time: "Don't get too excited, they are not afraid of people, be careful that they take your things as toys and play with them."

Luo Dongdong shook the small bag in his hand: "That's not right, what's in it is something to feed the monkeys."

"Be careful!" As soon as the drug seller finished speaking, a big monkey rushed towards Luo Dongdong. Yan Xiping pulled him into his arms just in time, and was scratched on the arm.

Fortunately, he hid quickly, the monkey didn't catch the real place, but his clothes were a little torn, and his arm was not injured. Luo Dongdong was honest this time, and didn't dare to ostentatiously: "This monkey is too fierce."

The drug seller explained: "It is the monkey king of this area, not only bullying pedestrians but also monkeys."

Luo Dongdong asked suspiciously: "Didn't you say that monkeys are very united?"

"Most of them are true, but there are also accidents." The drug seller pointed to a little monkey lying in the arms of a female monkey and said, "Look at the little one over there, isn't it cute?"

Stars appeared in Luo Dongdong's eyes instantly: "It's so cute, I really want to take it home and raise it."

The drug seller broke Luo Dongdong's fantasy: "Monkeys are not easy to raise, my dear. Now you need a monkey to raise a monkey. You can only get a certificate after a bachelor's degree. It is very difficult to take the exam! And the one you fancy is a macaque, yes The state protects animals."

Luo Dongdong looked confused: "There is still a need for research to raise monkeys, so let's forget it, it's too difficult."

The drug seller was a little surprised: "You gave up so easily? I also prepared a long speech to persuade you."

Luo Dongdong smiled and said, "I'm just saying that every day I see cute animals, I want to raise them, but in fact I don't raise anything."

"You really are..." The drug seller thought for a while and found that he couldn't describe it, so he looked at Tian Shuai for help.

Tian Shuai smiled and said: "You guys, don't think about it, play for a while and go down the mountain quickly. I think the weather is going to change. We'd better go down the mountain early."

The drug seller drooped his head: "No way, we just came up."

Yan Xiping took a look at his phone and said, "It's really possible. A typhoon warning has been issued. Let's go down the mountain quickly."

Luo Dongdong had never seen a typhoon before, so he asked puzzledly, "Will the typhoon blow to the mountains?"

"I don't know either." Yan Xiping looked at Tian Shuai.

Tian Shuai said: "We haven't encountered it before, so we don't know much about it, but it's better to be careful, just in case, after all, it's not a local who doesn't know about these things.

Tian Shuai's words were unanimously approved by everyone, and several people hurried down the mountain. When they reached the foot of the mountain, the weather had become gloomy, and several people hurried back. When they were approaching the hotel entrance, Luo Dongdong found the same little monkey following him. Behind him, it must be too late to send him back to the mountain now, and he didn't know what to do for a while.

The drug seller suggested: "Take it to the management office of the scenic spot. You can't let it run around, it's too dangerous."

"Alright." Luo Dongdong knelt down and said to the little monkey, "Come here."

The little monkey seemed to understand Luo Dongdong's words, climbed onto his arm in two steps, and squatted on his shoulder.

The author has something to say:

The understanding of Huaguo Mountain is limited to Baidu and the descriptions of friends who have been there. There may be some inaccuracies. The breeding certificate is well-founded, but it seems that ordinary people are not easy to access this. There is not much information, basically from Baidu. .