bad cream

Chapter 36

Li Naiyou had an unhappy dream. He dreamed that he was back in the high school biology classroom.

Li Naiyou’s most feared subjects since he was a child are mathematics and biology: mathematics is just because he simply doesn’t understand it, biology is more serious, and part of it is completely ignorant, mainly because his biology teacher, mr.benedict, he He is a very fierce and fierce little British old man.

Li Naiyou dreamed that he killed the tortoise in his aquarium. He was very sad and frightened, and then he went to the pet hospital with the tortoise in his arms.

Then it turns out that the pet doctor is Guan Pei.

Guan Pei was wearing a white coat, with elegantly overlapping long legs, and was sitting calmly drinking tea behind the consultation desk.

Li Naiyou asked him dazedly: "My turtle is dead, can you save him?"

Guan Pei raised his eyes and said, "Yes, but the price will be very expensive."

Just as Li Naiyou was about to say it's okay, I'm rich, Guan Pei suddenly approached him. He was calm and indifferent. He just pinched Li Naiyou's chin, then lowered his head, and printed a letter on Li Naiyou's lips. With a cool kiss.

Then Li Naiyou heard Guan Pei say: "Okay, you can go."

Li Naiyou lowered his head in bewilderment, and found that the tortoise, which was still lifeless, suddenly stretched out its hands and feet from the shell, and then jumped directly from his palm to the ground.

Then Li Naiyou was startled awake.

Li Naiyou panted and sat up from the bed.

His consciousness was still a little groggy, and his head hurt. He looked around and found himself lying in the bedroom, but he couldn't remember how he came back to the house.

This wine... is really no ordinary wine...

Li Naiyou's reaction was still a little sluggish, he blinked blankly, but his ears blushed silently.

Not only is it very difficult to drink, but after drinking it, I actually had such a dream...

Of course, Li Naiyou admits that this may also be because he misses Guan Pei a little bit.

His heart was still beating fast because of the dream just now, and he didn't know if it was because of the turtle that jumped in place, or because he dreamed that Guan Pei was kissing him.

And I don't know why, it's obviously just a dream, but the touch is extraordinarily vivid, Li Naiyou feels that his ears and neck are feverish.

He couldn't remember how he got back into the house last night, he just remembered that he squeezed the cream for the cake, watched Guan Pei win the award in the live broadcast room, drank the wine himself, and then went down the broadcast in a daze, and then There is no memory left.

And this wine...

Li Naiyou touched his lips hesitantly, he always felt that his mouth seemed a little swollen, and he didn't know if it was an allergy

Li Naiyou turned on the phone. He first received a 3000-word birthday greeting from Lawson, and an email without a title. Before Li Naiyou could open it, he narrowed his eyes and put down the phone in a daze.

Because his head really hurts.

He shrank into the quilt listlessly, his mind was empty, and he was just thinking about whether he should sleep for a while, but he remembered that Guan Pei was not at home, and Aster hadn't eaten yet.

So Li Naiyou got out of bed slowly, and was going to open a can for Aster first. It's no big deal if a person misses a meal, but a kitten can't go hungry.

Then Li Naiyou opened the door.

Then Li Naiyou was stunned.

——It is a huge landscape bonsai that is almost as high as the entire wall, like a small ecological circle, with rockery, green plants and water flow, the algae inside are green and eye-catching, the stream is gurgling, and there are lingering curls on it mist.

Next to the green mountains and green waters is a dining table, and there is a person sitting behind the table. It is Guan Pei who is holding a spoon gracefully and slowly drinking an unknown soup in a bowl.

Li Naiyou felt as if he was still dreaming.

"elder brother…."

Li Naiyou's eyes frantically lingered on the huge bonsai and Guan Pei, and he didn't even know which one to stay on for a while. After a while, he said incoherently, "This is, you, I..."

"Another birthday present." Guan Pei said.

Guan Pei felt that Li Naiyou was about to faint.

He watched the boy sprint to the bonsai, first carefully touched the stones of the rockery with his hands, then moved closer to carefully distinguish the true and false algae for a while, and finally stretched out his finger Tip, touched the cold water.

The aster next to her also liked the water in this landscape very much. She wagged her tail, splashed the flowing water column with her paws, and licked her paws with the tip of her tongue out of curiosity.

The corners of Guan Pei's lips rose slightly.

"Thank you brother."

Li Naiyou raised his head in a daze, and stammered, "I, I really like it, but you didn't want to—"

"It's a monster to compensate you."

Guan Pei put down the spoon and said calmly, "But you usually have to take care of the water and grass by yourself."

The monstera that Li Naiyou bought in the supermarket before was not a problem, but when he checked the maintenance method that night, he accidentally discovered that this araceae plant cannot be kept with kittens.

——So this humble monstera had just stood firm at Guan Pei's house for two hours, when Li Naiyou hurriedly packed it with flowers and pots, and delivered it to Qi Yiming's house overnight.

Li Naiyou: "Yeah."

Li Naiyou didn't expect that Guan Pei always remembered that he wanted to buy bonsai in the supermarket.

He lowered his eyes and looked at his toes, feeling his heart beating a little faster again.

Li Naiyou picked up Aster, and stared blankly at the landscape for a while. After a while, he suddenly turned his head and asked in a daze, "Brother, you just said that this is...another birthday present?"

"So that means, before that, do I still have a birthday present?" Li Naiyou looked at Guan Pei hesitantly.

Guan Pei also raised his eyes to look at him, his expression was gloomy, but he kept silent.

I don't know if it's Li Naiyou's delusion, but he always feels that Guan Pei seems to be in a good mood today, although the expression on his face is still neither cold nor indifferent, but the eyes that look at him seem to be much gentler.

So Li Naiyou's mood became very clear.

He was thinking that his brother must be in such a good mood because he just won the prize last night. It seems that he will work harder in painting in the future...

However, Guan Pei kept silent, just staring at his own face. Li Naiyou felt that something was wrong, because he felt that Guan Pei seemed to be waiting for him to say something.

Li Naiyou was a little at a loss, because he really didn't know what the other birthday gift was.

"Oh I see."

Li Naiyou clapped his hands in a sudden realization, with a look of "I saw through your plan," yes, you flew back so early, it is indeed a very good gift. "

"But it's only past ten o'clock, what time did you come back this morning?"

Li Naiyou said in a daze, "Did you sleep well there yesterday? I saw that Shao Ji posted on Moments. Did you celebrate together last night..."

Then Li Naiyou watched as the smile on Guan Pei's face gradually faded.

Li Naiyou didn't know what was going on, but he still noticed that Guan Pei's mood seemed to be not quite right--Guan Pei's pupils seemed to tighten a bit, and the strength of his hand holding the spoon was also tight. It seemed to suddenly become very big. Although he hadn't spoken, his eyes were fixed on his face.

Li Naiyou was at a loss.

"You, do you want to eat cake?"

Li Naiyou cautiously flattered her, "I still had a little bit left from yesterday. It's delicious. It's a chocolate cake embryo, and I painted it myself..."

"no need."

Guan Pei suddenly turned his face away, took a deep breath as if he was holding back something, and said coldly after a while: "I've finished eating."

——The piece of Jenny cake that was squeezed to pieces by Li Naiyou when the two were kissing was thrown into the kitchen after Guan Pei carried the unconscious Li Naiyou back to the house last night in the trash can.

Li Naiyou was dumbfounded, because he didn't expect Guan Pei to be so rude.

"Have you... all eaten yet?"

Li Naiyou was stunned for a moment, then said hesitantly for a while, "Actually, it's not impossible, after all, I reserved it for you on purpose."

Guan Pei kept silent with a cold face.

Li Naiyou groaned for a while, but still couldn't help raising his head and asked curiously: "But have you really eaten all of it, because it's really a big piece—"

"To shut up."

Guan Pei gritted his teeth and said, "Sit down and drink the soup.

Qi Yiming had almost passed out laughing.

"Well, please allow me to summarize the tragic situation of your friend..."

Qi Yiming clutched his chest and looked at Guan Pei angrily.

He tried his best to look serious, but a sharp and broken laugh couldn't be restrained from his throat: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so the thing is, a cute little boy who lives in your friend's house got drunk, He confessed to your friend very enthusiastically, and asked your friend if he liked him, you, your friend admitted..."

"So the little boy kissed your friend, and your friend kissed the little boy, and then your friend thought, thought they were together..."

"Then, your friend tossed and turned all night without falling asleep, assembled a 3 yuan rockery for the little boy, and cooked sober soup for two hours..."

Qi Yiming fanned wildly around his eyes, but he could still see tears flickering faintly, "As a result, hahahahahahaha... As a result, this friend of yours found out that the little boy woke up from alcohol, and he fucked up what happened last night." Forgot all about it hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

The author says:

Guan Pei: I never thought that life would be so difficult.

(We won't return to pre-liberation overnight, the two will enter a very funny state!)