bad cream

Chapter 32 Neo's Birthday Invitation

Guan Pei believes that everything that happens in this world has its causes and consequences.

Just like he thinks that the reason why strawberries are red is to attract birds to spread their seeds, and the reason why asters can grow from a small hairball the size of a palm to the current tonnage level is because she will bite through the cat food bag every day. Take the initiative to prepare supper by yourself.

So at this moment, Guan Pei looked at Li Naiyou, who was beside him with a heartbroken face, immersed in the world of erhu, and realized that he needed an extremely reasonable and clear reason to prove that "I might really like this person a little bit." "This ridiculous assumption.

Today's barrage audience was also moved by Li Naiyou's concert and wailed again and again.

"What's the matter, it's still a heart-piercing performance, but compared to a month ago, I feel like I can take off an earplug..."

"Brothers! My dog ​​and I have survived 5 minutes today!! This is an epic breakthrough!!"

"It's really improved, I seem to really hear a little bit of the moonlight in the lotus pond..."

"Emmmm, that friend upstairs, my brother said that he pulled jasmine today..."

First of all, this erhula is always outrageous.Guan Pei thought.

The line of sight slid down, and fell on Li Naiyou's oversized sweater and bright yellow plush slippers.

Secondly, the family was poor, dressed strangely, and ate too much.

Guan Pei stared at Li Naiyou's intoxicated side face in deep thought.Although these points are not a bad thing, they are definitely not a bonus item, so where is it...

Someone in the barrage noticed Guan Pei's gaze.

"Wait, what kind of weird look does Zan Pei have now? I always feel like he's going to swallow my brother up in one second..."

"Pei, something is wrong with you."

"#关李少事szd#"

Li Naiyou, who didn't know it, finally ended the song. He put down his erhu and approached the camera triumphantly: "How about it, I feel that I played very well today."

"—Thank you, audience, has a new mage appeared in today's food guide... the little plane."

Li Naiyou said, "I can play another song for you, although I'm already a little tired..."

Guan Pei's eyelids twitched.

"If you are tired, you can rest."

Guan Pei stopped it in time, and calmly said to the barrage, "It's late, let's download it today."

Li Naiyou glanced at the time, and waved his hand with unsatisfied intentions.

"Tomorrow there will be an event that doubles the intimacy of fans. I will continue to draw for everyone, but tomorrow will not be colored pencils, but a marker special."

Li Naiyou bared her canine teeth, "Everyone must come over, see you tomorrow~"

...it's pretty cool.Guan Pei thought.

A series of good night and good night flashed across the barrage, and Li Naiyou turned off the live broadcast with a wave of his hand, only to see Guan Pei half leaning on the gaming chair by his side, staring at him thoughtfully.

"I remember quite clearly." Guan Pei said.

"of course."

Li Naiyou smiled. He proudly picked up the small notepad next to the table, flipped through it, pointed to him and said, "Look, I have recorded all the recent important events. Come down and pull."

"Next week, there will be an event to double the intimacy of fans."

Li Naiyou began to read seriously, "There are spade pills accumulated tasks, and we have to buy some beautiful winter clothes for Chuiju. Next week, there will be the popularity list at the end of the month and the settlement of rewards, and My birthday…."

Guan Pei: "..."

This is the dozens of times in the past few days. Li Naiyou vaguely mentioned his own birthday in front of Guan Pei in such a clumsy way.

Li Naiyou was also a little guilty.

He secretly closed the notebook, suddenly thought of something, ran into the living room with a rattling sound, and came back with a rattling sound, holding the half-dreaming Aster in his arms.

"Well, in our UK, there is a tradition..."

Britain is already the best excuse Li Naiyou used to satisfy his desires. He put the aster on the gaming chair and began to lie, "Every time we have a birthday, we have to make an invitation letter to send For those who come back to participate in the birthday party, I actually don’t really want to do it, but..."

However, the fact is that the United Kingdom, the United States, Australia, and even Kenya do not have such a mandatory tradition at all. It is only because Li Naiyou himself wants to send a very formal invitation letter to Guan Pei.

He happily drew the invitation letter in the room for a long time, glued dried flowers, and outlined the beautiful lace with a golden pen. He also checked the Chinese characters for a long time, and wrote stroke by stroke for a long time. Completed his masterpiece.

Guan Pei saw the big characters "Look for me quickly, find me quickly" written all over this person's face, pondered for a while, and said calmly: "Since it's such a troublesome thing, then don't do it."

Li Naiyou's expression froze instantly.

"It's really troublesome...but I, I felt that Fuitachi would want it very much, so I just made one casually."

Li Naiyouquan pretended not to hear, he took out two cards, one big and one small, put them on the table as if nothing had happened, and walked towards the door hastily, "Well, I, I seem to be a little sleepy..."

Li Naiyou's cheeks seemed a little red, Guan Pei watched the man run to the door in a hurry, closed the door, and fled.

Guan Pei raised his eyebrows.

Aster curiously sniffed the dried flowers and hay stuck to the two invitations, Guan Pei pondered for a moment, and opened the one of Aster first.

This one was about the size of half of Guan Pei's palm, which really fit the size of an aster. Guan Pei saw a round orange painted on the cover, and a few whiskers belonging to a kitten were painted on the orange.

Guan Pei opened the card, and saw a sentence "to blow orange" written on the top, and then there were three neat lines of "meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow" written on the top, the kind with broken sentences.

Guan Pei: "..."

Guan Pei was silent for three seconds, and decided to hand it back to Aster to let her decipher the language of her race.

He picked up the invitation letter that belonged to him again, stared at the thermos cup painted on the cover and remained silent for a while, just shook his head for a while, and opened the card.

The content of the card is finally something that some people can read.

"dear Guan Pei (anchor gp1419):

I am very happy to tell you that you have been invited to neo's birthday party on the 27th of this month, Friday night at 07:30.

At neo's birthday party, you can see his private performances: 1. neo's original erhu repertoire; 2. eating a small cake made by neo himself; 3. the private message neo wants to say to you;

Please attend on time, the birthday venue is in your living room, there is no dress requirement, and no gift is required, as long as you can show up in person!Try not to be late!

-from neoolee"

Guan Pei stared at the crooked Chinese characters written by Li Naiyou, and squinted his eyes to identify the traces of his alterations for a while, only to find that this person had written his own names as "Guanshi" and "Guanfei".

Guan Pei tensed for a while, but the corners of his mouth were still slightly raised.

Shao Ji once said that Guan Pei is a very stubborn person.

He is self-disciplined and rigorous. From the model of the thermos cup to the alcohol concentration of the hand sanitizer, he must grasp every detail in his life to the extent he is most satisfied. He has built his life into a very precise, angular box .

And Li Naiyou is more like a person in a completely different world from himself. He lives relaxedly and freely, and never sticks to the standard framework.

He is like a very lively bird, bringing dewy flowers and fruits in his mouth every day, and lightly falling beside him with a bunch of morning sunshine, turning this cold square box little by little. , decorated into a very warm and beautiful greenhouse.

Then one day Guan Pei suddenly discovered that the flowers are very fragrant, the fruits are very sweet, and the sun is indeed really warm.

What's more, he seems to be inseparable from the bird.

One morning a few days later, Shao Ji brought good news.

"Brother tried his best to contact you a few more sets."

Shao Ji and his little assistant came into the room with several suits on their shoulders, "This time I carefully selected them, and they all look good, but maybe one or two suits are out of season, and some sizes may not be satisfactory. You Let's try it first..."

Guan Pei said, "It's troublesome."

"Oh, by the way, there's also a sign in it, it's the official contact us."

Shao Ji scratched his head, "To be honest, Brother Shao didn't understand the name of this brand at first, so he planned to push it away, but I think the clothes are made well, and I think you are so picky, or I brought it together for you."

Before Guan Pei could speak, he always felt that Li Naiyou, who was burying his head in the bean paste bun opposite him, seemed to pause for a moment, and raised his head slowly.

The little assistant was hanging up each piece of clothing, ready to try them on for a while, and happened to find out a set, and asked, "Is it this set?"

Shao Ji took a glance, nodded, and said with a bitter face: "That's right, Xiao Zhao, look at the name on the label, I don't even know what language it is, and I don't even know what to do if I search it on Baidu." Search it, I guess..."

The little assistant responded, and picked up the mark on the back, but his eyes almost popped out.

"That Brother Shao..."

The little assistant looked like he was about to faint, "This is French, and this is the private custom line of xxx brand. You, are you really sure that this is you who took the initiative to contact..."

Guan Pei paused while holding the thermos cup, and Shao Ji was also dumbfounded.

"What the hell."

Shao Ji was at a loss, "What kind of private order, no, can this brand be more popular than that, xxx and xxx?"

"Your words seem to be comparing phoenixes with pigeons and sparrows... because their brand is not fire, but high-end, picky without fireworks, and top-notch luxury."

Xiao Zhao flipped left and right, his voice fluttering, "It's not just expensive, their brand sells reputation and craftsmanship, and if their customers want to achieve the level of private customization, I estimate that the annual consumption of one million must be...

Shao Ji collapsed the whole paragraph.

"Xiaoguan, could this be... a fan of your rich wife gave you support."

Shao Ji leaned on the sofa to barely support his body, and he directed the little assistant tremblingly, "Well, Xiao Zhao, hurry up, get me a high-quality hanger and hang it up for me, and quickly put the aster lock on it for me." In the bedroom, don't let her get any closer..."

Guan Pei frowned.

"It doesn't necessarily mean it's suitable."

Guan Pei said, "And Brother Shao, please make sure that the signature of the email is official. If it is a fan, then return it now, I can't accept it."

"—but you haven't tried the duck yet."

Li Naiyou suddenly put down the red bean paste bun in his hand, and the other side of his cheek bulged slightly, looking into Guan Pei's eyes, and said vaguely, "You can indeed refuse...but even if you are a fan It was sent from a person who likes you very much and supports you, and he must hope that you can give it a try."

Guan Pei paused.

"Xiaoguan, brother, I suggest you try it."

Shao Ji said earnestly, "I don't know why, since I know the price, I feel that this suit seems to be shining brightly, as if it makes everything in the world dull..."

Guan Pei couldn't hold back the two of them, so he took the clothes and went into the bedroom.

Guan Pei observed it, squeezed the fabric with his hands, and found that this suit was indeed top-notch in terms of material and tailoring, and the color was pure black, which Guan Pei liked, and the dark pattern design was also low-key and calm.

But the most interesting thing is that a pair of white cat ears were embroidered by hand at the neckline of the suit.

Guan Pei can now confirm that this may really be a gift from his old fans.

The moment Guan Pei finished changing and went out, the sound in the living room seemed to be automatically silenced in an instant.

"This fits too well..."

Shao Ji murmured, "I almost wondered if you had an illegitimate meal, and I re-confirmed just now that it was indeed an official email from them. I just said that I appreciate your influence. But I wonder if our fan base has grown to Europe..."

Li Naiyou sat quietly in the dining room and watched for a while, then put down the bean paste bag, took out a tissue, and ran over bouncing around.

"It's beautiful, brother."

Li Naiyou casually wiped off the bean paste left on his hands with a tissue, and then, under Shao Ji's horrified gaze, gently brushed the cat ear embroidery on Guan Pei's neckline with his fingers.

After a while, he raised his face with a smile and said, "It's really suitable, it looks like your legs are very long and you are tall, and you look good without a brooch...

Guan Pei was faintly amused by his expression of being happier and more satisfied than he was.

"That's fine, then we'll decide on this set." Shao Ji finally breathed a sigh of relief, "Oh yes, I remembered something again."

"The time of Fengyun Night has been adjusted again. It has been moved back to the 27th of this month. It's not a bad thing. It just so happens that we can stay for two more days to prepare..."

Shao Ji paused strangely while talking, looked at Guan Pei and Li Naiyou who were suddenly silent in front of him, and asked in a daze, "What's the matter, is there any problem?"

The author says:

Li Naiyou: ...I won't be happy anymore???????????...

I really have to rest tomorrow!