bad cream

Chapter 15 Don't be tempted to challenge

The number of fans in Li Naiyou's live broadcast room quickly exceeded one million.

It's a bit exaggerated, but in fact it seems to be an expected result. Li Naiyou's live broadcast room is on the first place on the list of new anchors, and a small frame is hung next to his Jenny Turtle. golden crown.

It would have been fun for someone else, but Guan Pei felt that the person concerned was completely out of the situation and should eat and drink. He still practiced his beloved erhu with great enjoyment during the solo live broadcast every day.

Guan Pei has already listed watching Li Naiyou's private live broadcast on his trumpet on his regular schedule, and he treats adultery very frankly.

——Because this person can hardly hide things at all, and every time he thinks of those new ideas and weird ideas, he can't help telling his fans, and he naively thinks that Guan Pei doesn't know, and always thinks that he can tell Guan Pei A surprise surprise.

Guan Pei must make himself mentally prepared at all times, so that he can deal with it calmly when Li Naiyou suddenly takes out a suona one day.

Some people also say that the type of Li Naiyou's current live broadcast is also difficult to define, because apart from playing games when he is with Guan Pei, I feel that this person's own live broadcast is more like a multi-faceted talent show. He broadcasts everything, or Singing or showing the erhu, or how to drink a glass of Coke in five seconds.

Because he is so versatile, it is difficult for the platform to divide him into a specific partition.

Li Naiyou himself is not aware of these public opinions on the Internet, and he still lives happily every day.

One morning, Shao Ji brought a message.

"It's a cooperation between Spades official and a well-known video website. It's similar to a small online variety show. It's a small variety show that teams up to do tasks."

Shao Ji said earnestly, "The invitations are all from the top of each division of the platform. What a great opportunity to earn traffic. Qi Yiming also went. Don't you two have a good relationship? Why don't you go?"

"Don't go."

Guan Pei calmly rejected San Lian, "People are too chaotic, not short of money, it's boring."

Li Naiyou, who was dizzy and eavesdropped for a long time, actually didn't understand anything at all, but he also hoped that Guan Pei would leave, leaving him alone to guard the house, so boring.

So Li Naiyou began to fan the flames in a very hateful way, nodding his head in a dignified manner and saying, "Yes, it sounds boring."

"Oh, by the way, kid."

Shao Ji showed an unpredictable smile, "I forgot to mention, you were also invited, you can be regarded as one of the emerging anchors."

Li Naiyou was stunned.

"You just said, where is this activity?" Li Naiyou asked slowly.

"C city."

Shao Ji smiled, "It's a beautiful and quiet city, with mountains, water and hot springs, and this time it's a dual-platform cooperation, the variety show pay is definitely considerable, and..."

I know, and there are delicious jujube cakes in C City.

Li Naiyou turned his head to look at Guan Pei in a murmur, "Brother, I suddenly feel—"

"Take it." Guan Pei said, "I won't go."

Li Naiyou instantly became depressed.

Convincing Guan Pei is really difficult - Li Naiyou realized this deeply through that rainy night.Because this person's will and his firm logic are extraordinarily clear, he is like wearing an inscription of evasion all over his body, no matter how soft and hard he is, the effect is nothing more than scraping and polishing.

Li Naiyou realized that if he wanted Guan Pei to let go this time, he needed to take some other measures.

So on the morning of the live broadcast on Friday, Guan Pei found that Li Naiyou was holding his mobile phone with a mysterious expression, hiding in a corner, not knowing what fresh and bad ideas came up.

However, Li Naiyou only brought his erhu box here today. Guan Pei thought that he was going to do another slow murder, so he prepared his earplugs early, so he was not afraid anymore. started broadcasting.

When the barrage audience saw the long black box behind Li Naiyou, it was triggered instantly, and they collectively panicked.

"Brothers put fear on the public screen!!!"

"I'll mute the volume for 5 minutes, friends, call me when it's done."

"Wait a minute? Guan Pei, what's stuffed in your ears, do you really think we're all blind?"

Unexpectedly, Li Naiyou was extremely talkative today.

He was only a little disappointed when he saw the comments on the barrage, and then he raised his eyes firmly, and said with rare tolerance: "Since you don't seem to want to watch it very much, I won't perform today, and I will practice this song when I get back." Now, let me tell you again."

Li Naiyou smiled with his eyes bent, showing his pointed canine teeth, and said, "Because I still have one big thing to do."

The misguided Guan Pei: "?"

Li Naiyou groped for a long time in the side pocket of the erhu box, just when Guan Pei thought he was going to take out a harmonica, Li Naiyou finally took out another small square box, opened the lid, and there lay a A small black bracelet.

"This is the heartbeat real-time monitoring bracelet I bought this weekend."

Li Naiyou carefully picked up the bracelet inside and showed it to the barrage audience in a 360-degree manner. "It's very powerful. You can use your mobile phone to check the changes in your heartbeat. Your mouth can deceive people, but your heartbeat can't deceive you."

Guan Pei suddenly had an ominous premonition.

"Since you have deprived me of the right to play, let's play the recently popular Don't Be Heartbroken Challenge today."

Li Naiyou blinked, and asked Guan Pei slyly, "Are you okay?"

Don’t be heartbroken. The challenge is a very popular topic on various video sites recently. It is to watch a video alone. In the video, there are usually all kinds of beautiful little brothers and sisters. If you are moved by one of them, it is considered a If the challenge fails, there will be corresponding penalties.

Of course, there is no basis for words. It is still difficult to define whether a person is really moved, so some people usually connect some eye trackers or heartbeat detection equipment to judge whether the viewer has a real heart in order to increase the real effect. fluctuation.

But Guan Pei knew that what Li Naiyou wanted was definitely not that simple.

Sure enough, Li Naiyou held the bracelet and continued to add triumphantly, "If anyone loses, they have to do thirty push-ups on the spot, and after the broadcast, they have to agree to one request of the other party."

Li Naiyou thought it was a wonderful idea.

Unexpectedly, Guan Pei frowned and looked at the explanation of the barrage, but seemed to be relieved, and suddenly leaned back easily, and then showed a subtle smile.

Li Naiyou: "?"

"Then let's start a quiz and guess who will win."

Guan Pei promised without delay. In order to make the audience more interactive, he opened the fan quiz at the same time, and then asked, "You first, me first?"

Li Naiyou didn't expect him to agree so quickly, he hesitated for a while, and finally said hesitantly: "I'll come first."

The barrage exploded.

"It's started, a new show has started. Since my brother came to the live broadcast room, I feel that I can watch the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala twice a week [Baoquan] [Baoquan]"

"Brother, you are still too young. This guy played games with Mi Berry Berry in the dance area two years ago, and the girl's small eyes made it so frequent. As a result, this person locked his eyes on his phone, and the only sentence he said the whole time It’s just that you don’t want to use the attack speed shoes…”

"My brother dug a hole for me to jump into, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

"555 I've bet all the spades in my life, Guan Pei, please show my mother, I want to see my brother do push-ups 5555..."

Li Naiyou didn't pay attention to the barrage, but put on the bracelet on his own, and then shared the screen of his mobile phone in the lower left corner of the live broadcast room, but solemnly opened the video.

The videos are all compilations of various short video platforms. Some bgm sounded earthy and awkward. Li Naiyou froze for a moment, but he refocused and watched it attentively.

Whether it is a spirited girl dancing in a short skirt or a temperamental beauty with long skirts and long hair, Li Naiyou's heart rate has always been stable, and his expression is extremely serious, and he appreciates it very cautiously. It looks like an elementary school student doing his homework seriously.

It wasn't until a black-haired girl holding a puppet cat appeared that Li Naiyou's heartbeat showed a slight ups and downs, and then Guan Pei heard the boy beside him murmur, "It's so cute."

Guan Pei: "..."

Guan Pei felt that Li Naiyou should only see the cat in his eyes.

At the end of the video, Li Naiyou checked his heart rate curve triumphantly, and recorded the highest value seriously. He felt that he had won for sure.

"The girls are all beautiful."

In the end Li Naiyou shyly expressed his respect, "But I seem to like cooler ones and taller ones better, they seem a bit too sweet."

Li Naiyou handed the ring to Guan Pei, and found a new challenge video, but this one was 30 seconds longer than the one he just watched.

Considering fairness, Li Naiyou still asked Guan Pei for his opinion, but Guan Pei didn't change his face, and said, "It doesn't matter."

Li Naiyou cut his head, lowered his head, and began to help Guan Pei put on the bracelet seriously.

Guan Pei immediately clicked the play button neatly, and the video started.

——So in the next 5 minutes, Li Naiyou personally witnessed what is called the heartbeat of a stone man.

He stared dumbfounded at the extremely regular curves without violent fluctuations on the screen, then at the long-haired girl in a bikini playing in the water on the screen, and finally his eyes fell on Guan Pei's cold and deep side face, for the first time seriously I began to question whether the person next to me really had a heart.

"Wait a minute, wait a minute."

One minute later, Li Naiyou was furious and began to find fault frantically, "You, did you not wear the bracelet properly?"

Guan Pei stretched out his hand calmly, indicating that you can check casually.

Li Naiyou turned left and right and didn't see anything wrong, so he gritted his teeth and clicked the play button again.

The video continued to play, Guan Pei's expression was still calm, Li Naiyou finally realized clearly this time that he might lose.

Li Naiyou was very sad.

In order to prepare for this challenge today, he didn't even eat the whole lean meat buns that Shao Ji bought at noon. A variety show in C City.

He blinked numbly, his stomach convulsed, and then he realized that he was so hungry that he was flustered, and it was useless to toss for a long time, digging a hole for himself to jump in.

Fortunately, Li Naiyou ate half a small cake to fill his stomach before the broadcast, and it happened to be on hand at this time.

The barrage was all hahahahahaha, Li Naiyou realized that he was embarrassed by losing, so he didn't want to look at the screen any more, but lowered his eyelashes dimly, opened the paper box beside him, and wanted to secretly pick up the leftovers. Under the custard cupcakes.

Then Li Naiyou realized that he forgot to bring the fork in.

Guan Pei here is really comfortable.

Watching videos of beauties and reading periodicals can be said to be a level of boredom for Guan Pei. Guan Pei calmly opened the thermos and took a sip of tea, watching the progress bar of the video come to the end, waiting for his own victory.

However, it may be because the barrage in the live broadcast room was swiped too frequently, and the network couldn't keep up for a while, the video in front of me suddenly froze, and began to buffer and spin in circles.

Guan Pei was bored waiting, so he slowly turned his head and imagined the expression of the loser beside him.

Then Guan Pei was stunned.

——Li Naiyou was stretching out his index finger, carefully digging the tip of the cake's cream, then tentatively stuck out his tongue, lowered his slender eyelashes, and lightly licked the cream on his fingertips.

Guan Pei:? ? ? ? ? ?

However, from the perspective of the audience, they cannot see Li Naiyou who is stealing the cake. What they can see is that the moment Guan Pei turned his face, the heartbeat on the screen suddenly began to soar, reaching an unprecedented level. the height of.

Immediately, he heard the bracelet on Guan Pei's wrist vibrate, and began to emit a piercing warning sound, reminding him that his heart rate fluctuated too much.

Li Naiyou just pouted his mouth, and when he heard the piercing beeping sound, he raised his eyes in a daze, and met Guan Pei who had already stiffened.

The video buffered successfully and continued to play automatically.

Li Naiyou looked at the computer screen and then at the bracelet, finally fell on Guan Pei's livid face, and finally understood.

"you lose!"

Li Naiyou, who still had cream stains on his mouth, jumped up happily. He looked at the picture on the screen with joy, and then he was startled, and said, "I didn't expect duck, so you like it. Girls who can lift weights?"

The author says:

Guan Pei: ...I'm fucking cracked.