bad cream

Chapter 12

Li Naiyou suspected that he had entered the wrong door.

The dining table is full of various snacks, biscuits and yoghurt. In front of the dining table is Shao Ji who is on the phone, and on the left is Guan Pei who is writing. On the sofa is aster curled up into a ball and sleeping soundly. .

It was a strange man who opened the door for him, he was quite young, but he looked a little... ruffian.

When he saw Li Naiyou's face, his expression became subtle in an instant, and he teased Guan Pei exaggeratedly: "Good guy, this little face and long eyelashes make my heart tremble, this is the one who broadcast you live The little brother who became the scene of the Spring Festival Gala?"

Li Naiyou stared up for a moment.

After a while, he turned his head slowly, and asked Guan Pei in a murmur, "Am I not good enough?"

Guan Pei: "...?"

"Qi Yiming, introduce yourself quickly," Guan Pei said.

"—Misunderstanding, misunderstanding."

Qi Yiming laughed, "I'm also the anchor of Spade, Qi Yiming from the living area, mainly doing food and broadcasting, and Guan Pei has been buddies for several years. I came here today to have dinner with you, not to grab your job." .”

However, Li Naiyou's vigilance did not let go.

"I'm Li Naiyou."

Li Naiyou hesitated and shook Qi Yiming's extended hand, "But it's three o'clock in the afternoon, why did you come to have dinner with us at this time?"

Qi Yiming seemed to be about to laugh, and Guan Pei's expression became hesitant to speak.

"Qiafan means advertising." After a while Guan Pei opened his mouth, "It's not really eating."

Li Naiyou gave a sound of understanding.

Obviously, Li Naiyou couldn't understand why they couldn't speak straight, instead of going around these twists and turns to say something incomprehensible, just like when he was broadcasting live a few days ago, someone always asked him to call their mother.

The feeling of not being able to get in the conversation was not very good, Li Naiyou lowered his eyelashes, walked to the sofa, held the aster in his arms, lowered his head, and carefully kissed the tip of its ear.

"Your boss doesn't usually arrange meals casually."

Qi Yiming said, "Today is special because it is to advertise my snack shop."

Li Naiyou murmured vaguely.

"This guy is a big anchor. Usually, many bosses take the initiative to come to the door. I am so envious."

Qi Yiming pointed to Guan Pei, and whispered to Li Naiyou in a low voice, "But his mouth is too big, he doesn't suit all kinds of food, he is so mad at me."

Li Naiyou raised his head and blinked curiously.

"This rice crust can be kept."

Guan Pei put down the snack bag in his hand, and picked the bottles and cans beside him pickily, "I will take back any meal replacements. If you don't eat rice, you will instigate the little girl to drink this mush every day?"

Qi Yiming dared not speak out.

"...and this biscuit is damp."

Guan Pei took another bite of the freshly unpacked biscuit, then frowned, raised his eyes calmly for a while, and said, "Qi Yiming, is this all?"

Qi Yiming complained directly.

"Because it's your mother's soft cookie, bro."

Qi Yiming wailed, "I really want to make a lot of rice and make a lot of money, but I can't be so heartless, I've already screened many times for the best snacks."

Guan Pei was noncommittal, opened another packet of small cakes, took a bite, and his expression became a little subtle, as if he couldn't give an accurate evaluation for a while.

Qi Yiming didn't dare to breathe.

"I can't tell." Guan Pei shook his head, "General."

"Is this the trump card cake that our family recommends?"

Qi Yiming suddenly became furious, "Usually you are a fairy, whether it's milk, noodles or packaging, they are all the highest-end and the best, you—"

Guan Pei didn't believe his nonsense, just paused, "Li Naiyou, come here."

Li Naiyou was suddenly caught by the cue, he murmured in a daze, and ran over with an aster in his arms.

Guan Pei just wanted to hand him another bag of small cakes, but he saw Li Naiyou leaned over and took a big bite of the small cake he had already taken a bite out of.

Then chew and chew and chew with puffed cheeks.

Qi Yiming was in a daze:? ? ?

Guan Pei: "..."

"Delicious duck."

Li Naiyou said vaguely, "It's fragrant and sweet, with a strong milky taste, and it seems... there seems to be raisins in it."

Qi Yiming's eyes frantically shifted from Guan Pei and Li Naiyou, looking left and right, his eyeballs almost fell out.

Guan Pei seemed hesitant to say something, but in the end he just shook his head and continued to record something on the paper.

“….raisins are really a plus

Guan Pei opened his mouth after a while, "But the taste is average."

"It's a little dry."

Li Naiyou licked it, and then gave his own opinion, "But it can be used for breakfast. It should taste much better with milk or coffee."

Qi Yiming's eyes immediately became longing.

Guan Pei turned his pen and pondered for a moment, drew a tick on the paper, and came to a conclusion: "That's fine, keep it."

So later, under the joint tasting of Li Naiyou and Guan Pei, Guan Pei synthesized various opinions, tried several snacks, and conducted several screenings.

After Guan Pei finished selecting the goods, he made some notes in his notebook. Li Naiyou finally nestled on the edge of the sofa with Aster with a full stomach, paralyzed and motionless.

Qi Yiming almost regarded Li Naiyou as his reincarnated parents.

"Add a WeChat account, brother."

While Guan Pei was continuing, Qi Yiming sneaked over with his mobile phone, "You are too sweet and cute, I will send you some good ones later."

Li Naiyou raised his eyes in surprise, really, thank you brother.

This brother called Qi Yiming beautiful, and he said: "You are polite, what do you like to eat—"

"Qi Yiming."

Guan Pei called him calmly, "Go in and adjust the link and QR code of your store with Brother Shao."

Qi Yiming and Li Naiyou winked, indicating that they would talk later, and then went into the room.

Li Naiyou sat on the sofa with her arms in her arms in a daze.

"If you don't like to broadcast this kind of thing, you can go outside to rest at that time."

Guan Pei said suddenly, "The salary is as usual."

Li Naiyou was stunned for a moment before realizing that Guan Pei was talking about advertising.

"No dislike."

Li Naiyou shook his head, "If what you sell is a small cake that doesn't taste good, I won't make it at all."

Li Naiyou has also watched a lot of live broadcasts of anchors recently to learn. Of course, he has also seen some examples of extreme advertising. The anchor's WeChat group came to induce viewers to buy, and Li Naiyou looked at a loss.

"But you chose it carefully. These things are really delicious, and the right to buy is in the hands of fans."

Li Naiyou pinched Aster's tail, lifted it up again, looked into Guan Pei's eyes seriously and said, "I'd like to broadcast with you, you see, Chuuju is also very willing."

Aster: "Meow meow."

Guan Pei was silent for a while.

After a long while, he raised his hand and stroked Shu Ju's head: "...Why does the hair on the top of the head seem to be missing?"

Li Naiyou, the murderer who kissed Aster bald, looked away guiltily.

"I'm done."

Qi Yiming came out of the house, "Go and check again, Guan Pei, I'll leave first."

Guan Pei hummed, got up and walked into the house.

Li Naiyou stood at the door holding Aster in his arms, and sent Qi Yiming away.

"My mother has been in poor health for the past two years."

The moment the door opened, Qi Yiming turned around suddenly, and said with a smile, "I know what he thinks, this guy even pushes for some official game cooperation, so why would he want to sell me these little junkies? Woolen cloth?

Li Naiyou was stunned for a moment.

"He's just too bored, and he keeps his mouth shut and doesn't say anything. It's good that Shao Ji found someone to accompany him like this."

Qi Yiming shook his head, grinned at Li Naiyou again, and said, "Thank you brother, talk to him more, and I'll send you some more cakes later."

Guan Pei started broadcasting as usual at five o'clock, and played two games with Li Naiyou first.

Guan Pei's spicy chicken is still a few hundred points away from getting the brand. To be on the safe side, Li Naiyou also squeezed his own special osmanthus glutinous rice lotus root.

Li Naiyou planted tens of thousands of sticky glutinous rice traps in the grass of the middle road and river, and with Guan Pei's advance, he almost caught every one of them, and it was another day of fun and high scores.

"It seems that a new hero will be released in two days."

Li Naiyou never stopped talking, "Will there be a new mage duck? I hope it will be a tall little Xiejie."

But Guan Pei said: "It should be an assassin."

Li Naiyou, who was refuted, was very unhappy.

"What basis do you have?" Li Naiyou asked, "Are you deliberately contradicting me, you..."

The game is still made by my family, Li Naiyou thought angrily, you still know better than me——

"Yes, I have."

Guan Pei was playing Dalong leisurely on the side, "This season's hero positions are extremely unbalanced, and the jungle position planning will definitely consider adjustments. In addition, the new ones in the past few months are one shooter, one mid laner, and two laners. The support is extremely saturated now, so the possibility of pushing the jungler this time is extremely high."

Li Naiyou: "...I'm sorry."

The barrage flew up in an instant.

"Good guy, it has become a cross talk conference."

"Does anyone think that the cooperation between Pei Pei and Butter is getting more and more tacit? I feel that the speed of the two of them has caught up with the speed of Aster's weight gain..."

"And the two of them are talking more and more viscerally. It's really interesting to bicker every day. When did we meet Brother Guan and we can talk so much?"

"What's the point of being a resident? Why don't you ask my younger brother to stay here forever? Now that I miss it on Wednesdays and Fridays, I have to replay the recording..."

This game also came to an end very soon. Guan Pei checked his record and estimated that he would be able to hit the spicy chicken brand in two or three days, so he quit the game.

Li Naiyou kissed the aster in his arms, and then gave Guan Pei a questioning look. After getting an affirmative answer, he operated on the computer and exchanged a festive and passionate song "Good Luck", and then Put the QR code and link of the store on it.

Guan Pei also calmly brought up the prepared snacks under the table, and said, "Brothers, you don't have to eat today, let's make dinner first."

The barrage exploded.

"My ears, my ears, this song woke up my dog ​​hahahahaha!"

"?? Let him just let him go, Guan Pei finally meets his father Qingjie..."

"It's Lao Ming's snack shop in the next door! Dream linkage, I love this friendship. I remember that Zan Pei appeared in Lao Ming's vlog last time..."

Guan Pei introduced the taste and price of the snacks, and Li Naiyou held an aster and performed on-the-spot eating next to him. Through his intoxicated expression, he truly interpreted how delicious these snacks are.

Guan Pei: "Buy three and get one free..."

Li Naiyou stuffed his mouth full of rice, and nodded frantically: "@#￥#￥%...."

Guan Pei: "Yogurt is also full of pulp..."

Li Naiyou quickly put a row of yogurts into the straws, took a big mouthful of each, and gave a thumbs up with puffed cheeks: "I @#￥#￥%..."

Guan Pei: "You can scan the QR code to go in and have a look. You can buy what you are interested in. It doesn't matter if you don't want to buy it. Just add a little collection to Qi Yiming's store. Thank you everyone."

Li Naiyou: "... hiccup."

The barrage was also dumbfounded.

""Ventriloquy""

"In a sense, these two people have something in common, that is, they never stopped talking from the beginning to the end, but one was talking and the other was eating."

"And the food next to him is too delicious, hahahahaha..."

When the broadcast was finally over, it was already in the early twelve o'clock.

Qi Yiming's order has gone crazy, and he sent Guan Pei countless WeChat messages to express his thanks in tears. Guan Pei flipped through it, and finally replied that nothing happened.

Li Naiyou yawned in the living room and packed his things slowly, apparently he was very sleepy.

Guan Pei paused, put down his phone, and asked, "How did you go back?"

Li Naiyou replied without thinking: "Riding a duck on a yellow cart."

Li Naiyou's hotel has always had some big groups coming to hold receptions recently, so the road conditions are very bad. Li Naiyou thinks that compared with taxis, shared bicycles are faster and more convenient, so he has been riding.

Moreover, he only recently discovered that the bike-sharing software has launched a point-collecting activity. It seems that a cute yellow duck doll will be given away after the riding time is reached, so Li Naiyou prefers to choose this way of travel recently.

Guan Pei frowned.

He seemed to want to say something more, but he felt that he might interfere too much, so he didn't say anything more.

Li Naiyou reluctantly kissed the top of Cuiju's head, then stood up, waved to Guan Pei, and said, "See you the day after tomorrow."

However, just 5 minutes after Li Naiyou left, there was a muffled and depressing burst of thunder outside the window, and then the wind picked up suddenly, making the leaves rattle.

Thirty seconds later, the downpour fell unstoppably.

Guan Pei: "..."

The rain came suddenly, and the rain was so heavy that it directly wetted the tail of the aster nestled by the window. It meowed softly, and jumped to the side to lick its fur.

Guan Pei glanced at his mobile phone, but there was no movement.

Ten minutes later, Guan Pei's doorbell rang.

A wet boy stood at the door. He curled up and hugged his arms. The hair on his forehead was still dripping to cover his eyebrows and eyes. His lips were a little white from the cold, and his beautiful brown eyes were glistening with grievances. Yan.

"I don't have an umbrella."

He explained to Guan Pei very sadly, "And the wind was really strong, I couldn't ride stably, then fell down, and got wet all over."

And the most important thing Li Naiyou didn't say was that he was really, really afraid of thunder.

Guan Pei didn't speak, but Li Naiyou's ears were slightly red.

"For the sake of my very good performance today."

He looked up at Guan Pei, and asked in a low voice, embarrassed: Can I stay at your house for one night, brother? "

The author says:

Next chapter sleep together (literally)