bad cream

Chapter 1 Sweet Creamy Porridge

Guan Pei didn't feel anything wrong when he pulled the player named "Sweet Butter Porridge" into the team.

It was still an unremarkable day in the live broadcast. Guan Pei spent two hours in the solo queue. The game was happy to win the mvp of the losing side, and Dream dive lost five stars in a row.

In the end, Guan Pei stared at the three teammates who hung up in the spring water, his face was frozen for a night, showing a rare look of bewilderment.

Guan Pei is used to teasing them.

He slowly closed the thermos cup, stared at Scarlet's record and pondered for a while, raised his eyes to stare at the camera for a while, and asked the barrage: "Family, shall we have dinner?"

Meal means to eat.

Usually, when Guan Pei is tired of playing the game and is about to broadcast it, he will broadcast it to fans for a while, so usually when he asks about meals, he is actually asking if he can download and rest.

The barrage froze and directly brushed him a blue ocean of crying.

Guan Pei glanced at the time and it was indeed still early, sighed, and asked again: "How about a double row?"

A series of good, good, and wonderful words were written on the barrage.

So Guan Pei clicked Summon, and five seconds later, a player named "Sweet Butter Porridge" entered the team.

The profile picture is a blue-eyed puppet cat, which is standard for a typical soft girl. Guan Pei looked at the profile picture with this name for three seconds, tilted his head, and sighed imperceptibly

But the barrage became extraordinarily excited, and many people shouted, "I'm sober now that I have a girl", "Don't kick, don't kick", "So you also know that this game can be double-queue?"

After weighing the game victory and the live broadcast effect, Guan Pei finally chose the latter realistically. He paused and started the game directly.

The game Guan Pei is playing is called Edible Guide, but in fact it is essentially a moba game of pushing towers and crystals.

But unlike other game companies with big concepts and big backgrounds, the core design elements of this game can be said to be extremely down-to-earth and delicious.

What is the hero of other people's games called Son of Hell?

As a result, the dialogue in the game once had a very comedic effect. You can often hear "Zha Jiang Noodles, come on the road and catch this turtle jelly, will you die? Are you cerebral palsy?" Wait for some trance speech.

Guan Pei is less talkative and cold-tempered, but he has good skills and good looks. He has been doing live broadcasting for three or four years.

He has accumulated a lot of fans, he can be regarded as the top of the spade platform, and he has only one fan in the technical circle. The main reason is that his cold face is really handsome, so the number of male and female fans is balanced.

In the early days, Guan Pei also played various games in exchange. This game is the longest he has played. Just two years ago, this game suddenly became popular. s position.

Guan Pei does prefer solo platooning, but he also understands that audiences prefer to watch interactive and effective live broadcasts. In the past two years, he occasionally pulls on passers-by or acquaintances, which can be regarded as satisfying their wishes.

Entering the hero selection link, Guan Pei directly pre-selected his usual spicy chicken jungler.

He was drinking tea to moisten his throat with his head down, and when he raised his head again, he found that the sweet creamy porridge said, "Hello."

Guan Pei raised his eyebrows, as if he didn't understand what was causing the trouble, so out of politeness, he also replied.

【gp1419】: "Hello."

The barrage almost died from laughing.

"Why do I serve this? Is it really a state of etiquette?"

"Sister 555 is soft and cute, chat with her more, Brother Pei!!"

This girl's position is on the fifth floor, just short of an auxiliary position. The sweet cream porridge pondered for three seconds and asked, "gp1419, what kind of assistance do you need?"

A sip of hot tea in Guan Pei's throat was stuck in his throat.

How is the way this man speaks... a little subtle?Guan Pei frowned. He couldn't tell what was wrong, but he was a little too polite. It felt like he was talking to Siri on his mobile phone.

Guan Pei glanced at the girl's usual hero, and found that she had set it to be invisible to others, and she couldn't change it for a while. To be safe, he said simply and horrified: "Cream brulee."

Creme Brulee, the simplest auxiliary hero in this game, is a basic nanny, where there is something bright,

Sweet and creamy porridge: "OK."

Guan Pei watched the sweet cream porridge lock the creme brulee, and the game entered the countdown.

So Guan Pei took advantage of this gap and just leaned back and drank the hot tea in the thermos upside down. When he raised his eyes, he found that the number of barrages had increased sharply, hahahahahaha densely covering the screen.

He was taken aback for a moment, then looked at the dialog box.

[Sweet Cream Congee]: "Spicy Chicken is a hero who is more aggressive and I am a team battle support."

[Sweet cream porridge]: "I hope you can pay attention to it in the future if you can't get the best cooperation."

Guan Pei:?

Then Guan Pei watched helplessly as the sweet cream porridge replaced the healing technique with dizziness.

The game officially started, and Guan Pei felt a little dizzy.

[Sweet cream porridge]: "But it's okay, since you want me to play, then I'll pick it up."

[Sweet Butter Porridge]: "You don't have to be polite with me."

You don't have to be polite with me.

Guan Pei was stunned by this brazen remark, holding his phone in a rare daze, and stood in the spring water for three full seconds without moving.

The barrage was going crazy from laughing.

"Hahahahahaha I hope you can pay attention to it in the future hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!"

"Dizzy caramel pudding, good guy, I'll call you an expert, look at this id, look at this profile picture, I'm afraid this is not a top bastard who came to give advice, right?"

"Hahahaha, could it be a fan who recognized Ao who intentionally made the program effect with yin and yang?"

I have been live broadcasting for so many years, and Guan Pei has seen all kinds of people in the game. He didn't speak, but just manipulated the roulette, and jumped out of the spring with a shift.

But as he tapped, he found that something seemed wrong there.

The jungler is obviously the one who controls the overall rhythm, but in this round, the rhythm slowly fell into the hands of the tutu beside him.

Guan Pei's style of play is stable, and he likes to start fighting when his own economy is crushed.

The junglers in this game are not monsters, but pumpkins, cabbage, and carrots. It is true that the gourmet elements are implemented to the end. Guan Pei’s usual jungle path is to collect the last pair of tomatoes in the blue zone to level 4, and then directly Squat on the grass to catch people on the road.

But this sweet and creamy porridge is really wicked.

The character of the hero Creme Brulee is a little yellow-haired loli in a pettiskirt. Logically, the team battle should be the position of the dog at the end of the team.

But this one is different. When Guan Pei was at the third level, she gave a signal to gather, regardless of whether her teammates followed or not. Basically, when she saw a living creature, she waved a spoon and rushed into the enemy crowd, directly stunned with one hand. Control to the enemy c position.

Guan Pei had no choice but to follow him. Spicy Chicken grabbed a spear handsomely and stabbed into the battlefield to catch up in time to harvest.

The shooter on the opposite side also became anxious at the end.

Seeing the yellow-haired little loli assistant, her first reaction was to flash and run away, and the creme brulee skirt swung around, and flashed to follow, her face dazed.

Guan Pei manipulated the spicy chicken to keep up slowly, and directly carried the tower with a big move, followed by Ping A and took it away directly.

The barrage also looked silly.

"After tonight, there is one less wanton noodle player in the canyon."

"So is the vertigo flow pudding really feasible? Why don't I usually play with this effect? ​​5555..."

"My girl is skilled. These few rounds of team battles, and the decisiveness of flash fights, plus Brother Pei's hot chicken is good. Do you have such a hand and such a teammate?"

The shooter on the opposite side hung up the phone directly in the spring water, typed and asked: "The assistant on the other side, how did I offend you? Why did the dizziness only smear my face? Are you a ****?"

Guan Pei was preparing for the last wave of direct pushes, so he watched the little girl beside him stand still for a while, and then turned around cutely after a while, and gave Guan Pei a mouthful of milk with a spoon.

[Sweet Butter Porridge]: "No, you'd better grab it."

Guan Pei glanced at the conversation in the lower left corner, but did not speak, but the arc of the corner of his mouth rose slightly.

However, some bullet screens still found clues. Some people started to brush "yooooo" sporadically, and some people said, "What kind of rhythm is there, and we will not be happy after a while."

Guan Pei didn't notice this. He won this round too quickly. Not to mention his own enjoyment, the audience in the live broadcast room also had a visual enjoyment. For a while, the bullet screens flew up, all of them were asking him to add friends The two continued to line up.

Guan Pei hesitated for a moment.

However, after pondering, he exited the room bluntly, and calmly said to the camera: "Let's eat."

The barrage was full of crying again, Guan Pei was not soft-hearted this time, and was about to quit the game, when a small red plus sign popped up in the lower right corner of the phone, click on [Sweet cream porridge request to add you as a friend. 】

Guan Pei paused with his fingertips.

As soon as he clicked through, it seemed as if he had been waiting for him, and a message popped up quickly: "Hello."

This hello with a period is so quintessential that Guan Pei almost lost his grip.

[Sweet Butter Porridge]: Thank you for playing games with me tonight.

[Sweet Butter Congee]: I don't know why, but every time I enter a team without even saying a word, they just kick me off.

Guan Pei thinks that you are not talking nonsense, you are wearing the profile picture of this id, and the hero pool is still set to be invisible, everyone thinks you are a bastard, who really wants to score, who dares to fight you.

[Sweet Butter Congee]: Your skills are very standard, may I play games with you in the future?

The very standard Guan Pei fell silent.

The girl's skills are good, but this speaking style is really inexplicable.Guan Pei stared at the screen and shook his head, feeling a little dull for a while.

Intermittent stuttering and babbling, it's okay to mix Chinese and English, pretending to be too aggressive, it's really awkward to watch.

Guan Pei always has a calm appearance on the surface, but in fact he is socially fearful, extremely unwilling to start conversations with strangers, and he is more picky than anyone else in private.

Before, the platform forced him to cooperate with female anchors from other districts a few times. It was a nightmare that Guan Pei didn't want to recall in his life, and it was also a dark history that his fans still talk about.

He just listened to the tone of this girl's speech, and felt that he and this person's personalities could be said to be very different, and they should not be able to get along.

However, the bullet screen was full of "Yes, yes, yes, yes", and even the irritable brother directly posted a big rocket, leaving a message in four characters: "Quick! Answer! Yes! She!"

After all, Guan Pei hesitated for a moment.

【gp1419】: When you can use Chinese words to praise me well, me will be ranked with you.

The author says:

Li Naiyou (dumb): This man, why does he talk like that...

Let's put a chapter for trial reading first, and the official update will start in two days. I will write this article and relax. Everyone just enjoy reading it.