sinovels Chapter 84 Cookies
Chapter 84 Cookies
In the small woods, the seagull with white feathers, thin beaks and black wingtips does not know that it has been clearly arranged by the audience. It keeps calling "Ou Ou", trying to arouse the little cutie's sympathy.
However, the reaction from the audience was——
"Bold and lowly maidservant, dare to quibble?"
"How dare you steal a sausage before we've even tasted it?"
"Drag it down and enjoy the reward!"
It may be that the court drama produced by Lu Jinjiang has watched too much, and the audience has become addicted to cosplay, and the barrage is like a waterfall, one piece after another.
Hmm... The seagull in front of him hasn't realized until now that it's not that the human beings he likes have no conscience, but that the times are progressing and society is developing, and this generation of human beings basically has no conscience.
……
Although the cry of "Ou Ou" is a bit miserable, it is high-pitched and loud, and it sounds very unique.
This unique sound caught the attention of a young man in a coastal city.
"Xiaomo, what are you looking at?"
The young man who was writing a work report moved his chair and turned to his girlfriend.
"You're talking about this? It's the hottest live broadcast room in Lujinjiang these days, focusing on farming and experiencing life."
The girl turned up the volume on her tablet and watched it with her boyfriend.
She pointed to a young man on the screen: "This is the anchor Su Che. He seems to have a special affinity for animals and plants. Even evolutionary species can be tamed by him, so many people like to watch him in nature. Live broadcast in the protected area."
"Oh." The young man agreed, "I see."
The physique that can make animals and plants close is rare, but it is not impossible.
Before the cataclysm, there were often similar legends——
There is someone who is very good at taking care of flowers and plants. No matter what kind of precious flowers and plants, as long as they pass in his hands, they can grow pots alive, and they will grow extraordinarily bright.
Or someone is very fond of small animals, no matter how difficult a cat or dog is, as long as he stretches out his hand, he immediately throws away the burden of high coldness, softens into a cookie, and will not stretch out his claws to bite people at all.
These anecdotes and anecdotes circulated in various forums did not disappear after the cataclysm. On the contrary, because humans have lived separately from evolutionary animals, most ordinary people cannot enter nature reserves smoothly, so people with special talents are discovered. , will be invited by key universities to learn about animal and plant protection, and will be arranged to work in relevant departments after graduation.
Of course, the government respects everyone's freedom of choice. If you don't want to be a civil servant, you can go to a nature reserve to do live broadcasts and become an Internet celebrity.
Even he himself was transferred to Haining City Environmental Protection Bureau after doing other jobs for several years...
"Looks like he is seventeen or eighteen years old. This anchor hasn't gone to college yet, right? When the enrollment season starts in the second half of the year, I'm afraid there will be many well-known agricultural colleges who want to recruit freshmen like him."
The young man casually said that he didn't pay much attention to the boy on the screen. After he finished talking with his girlfriend, he was about to turn around and finish his report. When he turned his gaze, he saw the boy bent down and picked up a dying, The legs kicked straight up to the sky, like a bird that was about to die.
"Stop pretending," he said.
"Europe--"
The bird dragged its throat and let out a feeble cry.
The young man outside the program sat up straight almost immediately. He looked at the bird in Su Che's hand in surprise, from its snow-white belly feathers to the ink-stained wingtips.
It wasn't until he saw an inconspicuous white spot on the tip of the right wing after the bird's wings spread out that the young man came back to his senses and said in an unbelievable tone——
"White?"
"..."
He watched a screenshot of the seagull appearing over and over three times, and finally confirmed that the bird in the host's hand was indeed one of the only evolved animals in the seagull flock in Haining City - White Spot.
My goodness, why did the evolved seagull, the top dog in Haining City, come to Qingshan City and be beaten like this?
Although Bai Dianer, like other seagulls in Haining City, has bad conduct, smokes, beats people and steals things, but it is an evolutionary animal, it can be caught and locked in a birdcage, but killing a gull will result in imprisonment!
"I'll call the chief!"
The young man couldn't wait for a moment, so he called the head of Haining Environmental Protection Bureau.
"Hey, Chief, I found the white spot. It may have fallen behind on the way of migration this year, and it is now in Qingshan City."
"We have to send someone to bring it back quickly."
"What? No rush? Let it harm others first?"
"...I can't wait! If you don't hurry, it will be stewed into pigeon soup!"
"Crash."
The wind blew through one side of the window, blowing the work report that the young man was writing on the table.
On the standard draft paper printed with "Special Use for Haining Municipal Environmental Protection Bureau", the top row of double-size titles stands out——
"Haining Seagull Disaster Management Plan"
……
Qingshan Village.
Su Che didn't have clever calculations, so naturally he wouldn't know whether the seagull in his hand was a gull with a lot of background.
But... even if he knew, he wouldn't care.
Holding the seagull's paw, Su Che and Gu Zheng walked side by side in the direction they came from.
He was still thinking about the fact that he hadn't let himself have a good lunch, and flicked the seagull's forehead with his fingers as he walked.
"Bring me sausage, huh?"
"So arrogant, do you know whose sausages belong to?"
"Tell you, it's all mine!"
"I stole three sausages and only returned one, and you still want me to be yours? How shameless? Do you think your face is as big as a national treasure?"
"..."
"squeak?"
Not far away, Gun Gun, who was lurking in the woods, touched his face, puzzled.
——Is it big?Not big!
Gun Gun has the self-confidence of being a treacherous concubine, and she firmly believes that her face, which is wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, is a standard awl face, which is different from the big pie face of Snow Leopard.
So, he stayed at the back with confidence, watched the little boy beating up the thief seagull, and applauded in his heart while watching.
--Should!
——This thief bird from outside didn't know which mountain it was on before, and didn't understand any rules. It stole its bamboo shoots on the first day it came to Daqingshan.
——He even dared to steal the bamboo shoots of the Lord of Daqingshan, he deserved to be beaten!
The seagull's feathers were ruffled, and the whole bird was fattened up.
That's not counting, Su Che carried it, and led by Da Huang, searched for food stolen by seagulls from every corner of the forest.
"I wonder if this roasted pigeon with sausage tastes good?"
"Well, stewed pigeon with chestnuts is also good."
"Mushrooms and bird meat should be delicious roasted together, right? After all, the bird is so fat."
Seagull: "..."
Shivering.
It hurts not only physically, but also in the heart.
"Europe!"
——What the hell is this Daqingshan?Is there no protection for Gull's property?
Seagulls who follow the golden rule of "what's mine is mine, and what's yours is mine if you grab it" have been domineering in Haining City for many years, but now they finally hit the iron plate with Su Che.
……
Although he made up his mind to teach the seagull to change his mind and become a bird again, Su Che didn't have much time to train it carefully, so the seagull was thrown to Brother Crow as soon as he came out of Daqing Mountain.
"Isn't there still a little fertilizer left in the pit? You can lead it to spread fertilizer these days."
"Gah!" Big Brother Crow agreed loudly. '
It took the younger brother to surround the seagull, and it was so dark that the seagull shivered.
Then, the black cloud wrapped a small white dot and flew towards the cesspit.
"Okay, let's go home too,"
After the matter was settled, Su Che spread the stolen goods such as bird eggs, nuts, and fruits on the ground, and asked the owners to claim them by themselves, while he himself smiled at Gu Zheng with the recovered ingredients.
"Eat braised bamboo rats at night?"
"it is good."
"And chicken stew with mushrooms."
"no problem."
"Stir-fried wild vegetables with sausages."
"What you say is what you say."
Beside him happily, Su Che thought to himself:
—— Ah Zheng is really virtuous.
——I want to kiss him again, but it's a pity that this is outside and people will see it.
"Is there anything else you want to eat?" Gu Zheng asked on the sidelines.
Su Che rolled his eyes, turned off the Lujinjiang camera that was filming on his body, and gave Gu Zheng a smack on the cheek, swearing his sovereignty: "You!"
"..."
The half of the face that was bitten by him seemed to be slowly, slowly turning red.
"What does it taste like?" Gu Zheng coughed lightly and asked.
"..."
Gnaw too fast to pay attention.
Su Che felt a little guilty, so he considered remedial measures.
Before Gu Zheng could react, he threw the sausage on Rhubarb's back, put his arm around Gu Zheng's shoulder and took another bite, smacking his lips.
"Hmm... Cookie flavor."
"..."
"Let me take another sip, maybe the next mouthful will taste like small cakes, small eggs, small honey, and small chocolates."
"Don't make trouble."
……
"Wang..."
Rhubarb was carrying a heavy luggage, looking desolately and helplessly at the two sticky human beings in front of him who almost merged into one.
It sighed, feeling that its own existence was superfluous.
"Shhhhhhhh-"
Gun Gun was not as good-tempered as Rhubarb. He led the snow leopard and scratched several thick trees in one go.
The four eyes are hidden in the woods, looking at Gu Zheng with menacing eyes.
—Where did the little elf come from?
——Without any hair, how dare you lie to your little one to kiss you?
——Want to compete with us?no way!
"squeak!"
Gun Gun glanced at the snow leopard.
—Climb in bed tonight!
"Ow!"
--Seconded!
……
"Fuck-"
The sound of hot oil came from the kitchen. The boiling vegetable oil melted the white sugar, and coated the split bamboo rats with a bright brown sugar color. A spoonful of soy sauce was poured into the pot. After a short simmer, the tempting aroma Float out of the pot.
This scent immediately spread throughout the village, to the small building of the program group, to the residences of Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming, and to the noses of all the audience in Lujinjiang who bought the olfactory simulator.
They were shocked—
"Isn't it too fragrant? What kind of smell?"
"Looks like a braised bamboo rat?"
"Sure?"
"Compared to this braised sauce, the braised beef-flavored nutrient solution I bought before is nothing but scum!"
"Gudong."
Chen Jingying was drinking the nutrient solution, and when she smelled the tempting smell, she froze for a moment, put down the nutrient solution and walked out the door.
As soon as I arrived at the door, I met Xiao Xiaoming.
"Are you going to eat too?"
"Yes."
The boy with blue curly hair scratched his head with bright eyes.
"I've been here for so long, this is the first time I know that Su Che can make such delicious dishes!"
"That's right." Chen Jingying nodded.
Although Su Che's younger brother's mushroom soup is well cooked, other than mushroom soup, he can only cook beggar chicken and roasted bamboo rat, or roast chicken and beggar rat, and he is a little hard to master the heat.
These days, due to the tiredness of taste, the frequency of the two of them going to Su Che's for dinner has dropped from three times a day to once every three days.
"Is today a special day?"
Smelling the strong and domineering fragrance in the air, Chen Jingying guessed: "Could it be an anniversary? Or how could brother Su Che cook such a complicated dish?"
"Just look at it and see."
Walking together on the path to the Rose Garden, Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming found that they were not the only ones seduced by the scent.
"you……"
They looked suspiciously at Director Song, Consultant Bai, a strange young man beside Consultant Bai, and a dozen staff members behind them.
"..."
The whole program team is here.
"Director Song, this is..." Chen Jingying asked.
Before she could finish speaking, Director Song touched his belly with a smile.
"Oh, we're all here to eat!"
Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming: "..."
—Have you paid for the food?Excuse me?
——With so many of you, you are not afraid of exhausting brother Su Che!