Chapter 337 The Holy Beast Bet Whoever Wears a Skirt Will Have Seven Sons
Chapter 337 The Holy Beast Bet Whoever Wears a Skirt Will Have Seven Sons
Xin Zhu stared at the familiar gray paws, and was silent for a few seconds, "Pu Chi" broke the work, gray-faced and fat-headed, like a big-headed fish.
Gray Claw was struggling hard, but when he heard the laughter, he turned his head suddenly, and the grief and indignation in his eyes instantly turned into confusion.
He stared at Xin Zhu for a long time before screaming: "You've awakened!"
Xin Zhu: "..."
"Why are you able to awaken! You absolutely shouldn't!" Gray Claw clearly remembered that he destroyed his wisdom root in the previous life.
That is to say, Xin Zhu's force value can increase, but he absolutely has no possibility of epiphany becoming a god.
Because of this, Gray Claw never gave up hope.
After all, as long as one of the two instruments does not return to its place for a day, the yin and yang of the world will not be balanced, and sooner or later the world will perish.
Now, Xin Zhu's awakening gave him an extremely loud slap, which directly slapped him into a daze.
No no no, this is impossible!
Xin Zhu's eyes darkened, he stopped God from punching down his fist, and said quietly: "So the reason why I am a scumbag is because of you?"
It's not that he's unintelligent or inflexible, it's mainly because he was beaten stupid in his last life before he died?
Xin Zhu thought of this possibility, and his anger rose slowly.
Ao's bald-headed old father, who was almost worried about Goose's academic performance, was so angry that he didn't listen to Huipao's explanation, and just punched him a few times.
"Ah ah ah..."
The screams were endless, but the people present had no sympathy, and even gave birth to an infinite sense of sourness.
Baby Taotie waved two small fists, took the opportunity to stretch out the little jiojio and kicked twice.
Seeing this, the other babies followed suit.
It was originally a one-on-one fight, but after a few seconds, it turned into a group of brats fighting against each other, and then they got angry and started to fight openly.
The little divine beast sharpened its head and squeezed in.Being squeezed out of the circle by all the little beasts, God was stunned: "..."
"Hit him, that's him! He's the one who hurt mom! Hit him, beat him, kill him!"
"Come on, my friends! Make meritorious deeds!"
"Hey, you hit me! Taotie, don't you want to live anymore?" Qiongqi grinned when Taotie punched his face.
The gluttonous baby let out an "owwow": "Qongqi, if you dare to sneak attack me, I will eat you!"
"Wow, woof, woof, woof! I'm coming too, you guys get out of the way!"
The scene was chaotic for a while.
God:"…………"
Smoky.
His eyes were piercing, and when he grabbed it with his hands, he had already opened a small space, and Gray Claw, who had almost escaped, was caught by him on the spot.
God swung it vigorously, and directly took the gray paw and threw it a few times: "Stop, what are you hitting?"
Noisy, messy, is the goose still not resting?
If it weren't for God's presence, Gray Claw might really be able to escape, but it's a pity that he missed a move in the end.
The beast cubs trembled from the stare of God, and they didn't dare to do anything wrong, especially Baotie Baobao and Qiongqi who were the first to make trouble.
Both guys felt the will of heaven today.
Xin Zhu raised her forehead and hooked her lips.
so lively.
Of course, among this group of troublemakers, there are always a few who are favored by God.
For example, the eldest grandson, the calm, gentle and considerate Qinglong baby.
Another example is the Pixiu baby of Aiwu and Wu.
Neither of them participated in any fights. One just sat obediently on a stool dangling its short legs, and the other went to the kitchen to fetch warm water.
When the Qinglong baby came back, God had already controlled the scene. Seeing the little Qinglong baby holding a few cups of warm water, pattering on its short legs, and coming back cautiously, its majestic expression suddenly disappeared, and it smiled kindly :"come over."
"Yeah!" Baby Qinglong obediently agreed, and first gave two glasses of water to mother and grandfather.
Baby Qinglong: "Mom, drink some warm water to moisten your throat first."
If he wants to drink something else, he will buy it again.
Since Xinhuo Express came into existence, Qinglong's takeaway has not been so prosperous, but it is also worth bragging about being able to take over the top four.
Just a little thirsty, Xin Zhu rua-rua his meticulously combed little green hair: "Well, thank you."
Baby Qinglong showed a reserved smile.
God likes the eldest grandson more.
How sensible!
The little goose and the eldest grandson are the hearts and minds of the elderly. God looks left and right, and there is a sense of satisfaction that my family has grown up.
He patted Xin Zhu's head: "Goose, you can deal with this gray paw after you rest."
He left this thing to Xiaozhu, and he can squeeze it to death whenever he wants to vent his anger.
Gray Claw is terrified: #@¥%...
Xin Zhu frowned: "Okay, I understand."
Yan Youjiu got the news and came back in a hurry, still maintaining the holy appearance of the silver ring dragon, the majestic dragon horn on his forehead was split into multiple forks.
Like a silver whirlwind entering the bedroom, it flew around in the air and rushed into Xin Zhu's arms: "Xiao Zhu!"
With a dazed expression, Xin Zhu smiled and caught the miniature silver dragon that hit him like a small cannonball.
"You're worried."
Yan Youjiu maintained a length of one meter, and the dragon's face covered with mysterious halo scales leaned against it lightly, "Just wake up."
In the past few days, he has been worried. If the urgent documents did not come today, he would not want to leave.
But he never expected that in this short hour, Xiaozhu woke up.
He wasn't the first person he saw when he woke up.
Mr. Yan was both happy and disappointed, Ran Ran's dragon beard was no longer flowing and swaying, and drooped limply, "Xiaozhu, you finally woke up!"
The delicate Qinglong baby saw something strange, he smiled and said: "Father has been waiting for you, and was called away just now."
"Father and grandfather have been taking care of mother day and night these days, and they have worked very hard." A word from the two elders immediately cast approving glances, and Baby Qinglong smiled without changing his expression.
Xin Zhu poked his chubby cheek and said with a smile: "Well, I know them, what about you?"
Baby Qinglong was stunned, and his cheek was poked. It was very elastic, smooth and tender, like a cute white steamed bun: "I don't work hard."
He doesn't need to rest, and he can't do much every day, but the other beasts miss his mother very much, and often come to visit.
God smiled and rubbed Qinglong's head: "He is most worried about you."
Talking about it is also fun.
Ever since Xin Zhu and Yan Youjiu fell asleep, Baby Qinglong didn't think about eating or drinking, couldn't sleep at night, and couldn't even smile every day.
Only in front of God can I try to maintain a pure and natural smile, and the smile at other times is very forced.The delicate little face was stained with lingering melancholy.Qinglong's low pressure called ghost trembling lasted until Mr. Yan woke up before he figured it out, and relaxed his tense heartstrings.
While complaining, God rubbed Qinglong Baby's head.
Baby Qinglong blushed from embarrassment.
he did not do it on purpose.
He didn't want to bring pressure to everyone, he just couldn't laugh, his thoughts were too heavy, and he cared too much about the safety of his relatives.
Xin Zhu was happy, he knew that Xiao Qinglong had such a temper, "Well, you have worked hard too."
"It's not hard." Qinglong shook his head modestly.
He did nothing.
Compared with the God who can grab Huipao and vent his anger on his mother, he can do too little, and Qinglong has always blamed himself for this.
The small appearance is serious and modest, so Xin Zhu couldn't put it down, poking it again and again.
Baby Qinglong accepted it obediently.
Yan Youjiu: "..."
I have a dragon in my hand, can Xiaozhu take a look at me?
Prime Minister Yan understands emotionally, but cannot accept it emotionally, so he leaned up to the faucet sourly, and rubbed Xiaozhu's cheek again and again.
Xin Zhu was startled, and hugged the one-meter-long little silver dragon: "Well, you have worked hard too!"
With a sip at the dragon's face, Mr. Xin's heart was so full that it was about to overflow.
Seeing that the situation is stable, Baby Pixiu approached with a smile, and said in a childlike voice, "Boss, Daquan Mountain has been operating normally recently!"
Likeability also depends on the timing, like now, when the first wave of follow-up is weak, it is very precious for him to come again, isn't it?
Xin Zhu blinked, "Well, you are also great."
"Hey!"
After tidying up, Xin Zhu cast her eyes on Huipaozi.
The sight without any warmth made Gray Claw uneasy: "Don't kill me, I'll tell you a secret!"
"It's about you, it's also about..."
Xin Zhu spread out a clump of flames and scorched the gray claws: "Well, tell me, maybe I will let you go."
"My, my, it's so hot, so hot!" Gray Claw didn't have any bargaining chips, he had already been looted many times by three generations and became a pauper.
Confirming that Gray Claw is really worthless, Xin Zhu lowered his eyes: "Why didn't you let us go?"
Graypaw trembled when asked: "I, I was wrong!"
What's the use of talking.
Since there is still a trace of spiritual consciousness, the broken world will be reincarnated hundreds of millions of years later, and it can be completely repaired, but the second generation did not repair it.
The second generation chose to leave behind his responsibilities and his world, instead he chased them after them.
It's just for getting something for nothing.
This existence...
Xin Zhu spread his palms, and golden flames mixed with white light suddenly burst out. This is a flame belonging to the law of the world and can burn karma.
It can also swallow any virus that tries to destroy the health of the world. The position of the sun candle is to control violence with violence.
"Do not--"
The shrill cry resounded throughout the world, Xin Zhulang's heart was like iron, and he remained unmoved.
The corner of Yan Youjiu's mouth smiled, "Excellent."
Heaven approves.So the two candlesticks discussed and boasted about this matter again for two hours.
Xin Zhu: "..."
Suddenly understand the system.
This day is a good day, whether it is for the people of the world or for Daquanshan.
In the past ten days, the natural dynamics that have become increasingly weird suddenly stabilized. The volcano that had been showing signs of eruption was as quiet as a chicken, and the solar storm suddenly stopped.
All the world phenomena related to this disappeared without a trace for a while, as if nothing happened, which made human beings confused.
The Internet celebrity who originally used this hype to spit out even more terrifying predictions suddenly misfired.
Why doesn't God play cards according to common sense.
And the heads of cults in some countries that have been predicted with certainty were slapped and slapped, and their faces were swollen.
So what about the prophesied end of the world?What about the predicted volcanic eruption?
Let me fuck you, it turns out that these are all lies!
Just like when the number of cult members grows wildly, when the leader of the cult falls from the altar to the mortal world, more and more people leave the team and pass through the border more quickly like locusts.
And the upper echelon of Yanhuang has been silent all the time, waiting for the large-scale uproar to end, and then heaved a sigh of relief.
The leader hurriedly sent the Minister of Culture who had a good relationship with Daquanshan to condolence to the boss of Quanshan.
Minister Wen responded immediately.
The researcher stood out from all the assistants and was already Minister Wen's first assistant. He was beaming with joy: "Minister, guess why?"
what why?Minister Wen glanced at him and paused with his hand holding the thermos: "What do you want to say?"
"Ahem, I'm just feeling emotional, it's been ten days!"
This couple is amazing!
"I think, if we go, we should buy some tonics, such as kidney tonic. You know, whoever persists for ten days will lose money."
Minister Wen was stunned for a moment, then looked him up and down with a strange expression: "You are young, what do you think about?"
I always think about some things that I have and what I don’t have, and I still give people kidneys?
"I think you need to make up."
Less than 30 years old, the skin is fair and there is no blood, and I don't usually exercise, so I can see that it is very weak.
The researcher who was about to say something suddenly got stuck: "..."
The researcher couldn't believe it: "Minister!"
The minister collapsed and set up, wake up!This is no longer the minister he knows, so why are you still pissing people off? Don't you always let him complain?
Minister Wen took a sip of warm water calmly and calmly: "I am advancing with the times, and all demons and ghosts know it."
researcher:"…………"
Facing the minister's expression of "you are so stupid and don't know how to adapt to something that no human being knows", the researcher fell silent.
The minister has changed, and the minister is no longer upright. What caused the genetic mutation?
"Minister, are you sunburned by sunspots?"
Minister Wen: "..."
Seeing that the minister was choked and had nothing to say, the researcher patted his heart and felt relieved. Fortunately, this is still his minister, and he has not been pierced by human souls.
"Minister, you have to pay attention to your body. Even if you are older, don't let lonely ghosts take over your body!"
Minister Wen: "..."
When they arrived at Quanshan, it was already past five o'clock in the evening, and the faces of the people against the glow of Qingyun City were a little rosy.
Pieces of clouds dyed orange red and deep pink float in the air contentedly, showing that God is in a good mood.
Xin Zhu raised her eyebrows: "Huh? Why are you here?"
"We're here to see idols!" The researcher answered first, putting boxes of supplements on the table: "You idols are so amazing!"
He raised his thumb and shook it up and down, and said sincerely: "Haha, I just said it's okay, you see, it's really okay!"
Who is the idol, that's God's dear goose, what can happen.
The whole world has an accident, but Daquanshan has to be fine.
right?
Xin Zhu smiled: "Well, thank you for your concern."
The researcher laughed. He turned his head and found the God who had somewhat similar eyebrows and eyes to Yan Youjiu's, "How are you, sir."
"Young man, you are not bad, you have a good vision and a good heart. I will arrange a good family for you in the next life."
God likes people who praise him for kissing geese, no matter how he looks at him, he is pleasing to the eye.
The researcher was stunned: "Ah!"
The corner of Minister Wen's mouth twitched, his eyes drifted to Xin Zhu, his heart trembled a little, could this be some god from the underworld?
It turns out that it is not the most exciting thing to see the ghosts and the impermanence of black and white, but the most exciting thing is to see the gods of the underworld.
Emmm.
The mood is complicated, I don't know if it is regarded as the glory of the ancestors.
God glanced at him: "You are indeed honored to see me, but I am not a member of the underworld, I am Goose's own father."
This answer was unexpected and full of pitfalls, the father of the goose, who's goose, who's stupid father?
God glanced at him again, "Xin Zhu, I'm Xin Zhu's father! But I'm not stupid."
Minister Wen: "..."
Minister Wen: "!!!"
Can you hear people's voices?Wait a minute, he seems to have overlooked something, like Xin Zhu's father...
Let's get it straight, Xinzhu is the sun candle, one of the two instruments, and the dear goose of heaven.
Then, Xin Zhu's father is God.
Uh……
Equation holds.Minister Wen gasped suddenly, sweating profusely, and said dumbfounded: "You, you are..."
God raised his head and chest high, and raised his chin in the same line as Xiaozhu: "What do you want to say? Tell God."
@#¥@#¥%...
Confused by the truth, only a string of rapidly scrolling gibberish remained in Minister Wen's mind, and his mind went blank.
In the end, thousands of words were turned into one sentence: See God, I have honored my ancestors.
God glanced at him again, human beings are funny.
The researcher reacted faster, he bounced up, and turned around a few times in surprise: "Wow! I saw God!"
"Ahem, tomorrow, no no, today, I will prepare an altar to worship the heavens later, my God!"
This is the same as seeing an idol, life is full of surprises.
God:"……??"
The two who represented Yanhuang's official attitude left, and Xin Zhu burst out laughing. He leaned against Mr. Yan's arms, leaning forward and backward while laughing.
"Hahaha, you're scaring the old man." Boss Xin smiled and looked at God who put on sunglasses again.
God disapproved: "Such a small one, what kind of old man is he?"
Is there anyone in this world who is older than him?
That really doesn't exist.
At night, Xin Zhu and Yan Youjiu were walking hand in hand on the tree-lined alley in Daquan Mountain, and there were occasional whispers from the couple next door.
"Xiao, I love you so much, let's get married too, and live happily like our boss."
"Yeah!" The little shark replied softly.
Xin Zhu and Yan Youjiu looked at each other with smiles in their eyes, it seems that they will become a loving couple again in Daquanshan.
After walking forward for 5 minutes, the aggrieved voice of the nine-tailed fox came from the shadows.
"I'm a boy, so I should propose."
"Separate men and women into marriage proposals? We are fairy beasts, we shouldn't be influenced by the world, and our tails are shaking so much, do you want to compete with me for tails?"
"No, you are also Jiutiao, I am also Jiutiao, why should I compare, I mean..."
"Okay, just say you agree or not? Will you marry me?"
"...I'm tied."
"Come on, let's go back to give birth now, get the certificate tomorrow, tell the holy beast, and then hold the wedding next week."
"But, wait a minute, hey, don't pull my tail, oh, it hurts! I'll just go!"
"Are you so hesitant?"
"...No, no."
Xin Zhu was surprised, so the nine-tailed fox and the nine-tailed cat are already talking about marriage?
It was amusing, and a happy occasion.
The smile in Yan Youjiu's eyes was concentrated, and it circled his palm, asking him if he would go to the snow mountain to have a look.
Xin Zhu also laughed when he thought of the deeds of the president of Yanhuang Distribution, a world-renowned brand.
He smiled and nodded.
Today is a good day, so you may see unusual things.
The two unfolded the breath-holding kit, Xin Zhu thought for a while, clicked on the brooch, opened the green dragon barrier, and flew up the snow mountain to hover in the air.
On the snow-capped mountain, Yu Nu smiled and watched the thousandth confession of a certain sand sculpture human being, and a blush appeared on Xue Nu's usually calm face.
"Just promise me, if you don't promise me to come tomorrow, I will haunt you forever!"
Xuenv looked at the human man coldly, his handsome face was full of anxiety.
With a heartbeat, a snow ball rose out of thin air.
Whoosh.
puff.The snowball hit the man's handsome face with profound features lightly.After being hit by a snow ball, the foreign president was stunned.
He wiped off the snowflakes, raised his head in a daze, and stared at his eyes, which were stained with a hint of a smile.
"Wow! You responded to me? Did you agree with my pursuit!"
agree?It's early.
But for the first time, Xue Nu gave this persistent man a little response, which was a bit of encouragement and a little fire of hope.
Xin Zhu clenched Yan Youjiu's hand: "Tell me, if we continue to develop, will Quanshan be full of lovers?"
Yan Youjiu smiled and kissed him on the mouth: "Maybe."
The lovebirds live up to their reputation.
In the future, their love will also be protected, and their careers will be brilliant for a long time, like a bright moon in the sky.
Xin Zhu thought for a while, then squeezed his hand with a smile: "Go, let's go back too."
"Having a baby?" Yan Youjiu's smiling voice came from afar.
"Make a bet, whoever wears the skirt will be born!"
sinovels