sinovels Chapter 73
Chapter 73
Yi Chengqi never imagined that one day he and Xiao Caidan would become plastic sisters who "talk about everything".Moreover, the two quickly warmed up from a "nodding acquaintance" to a close friend who "talks about everything", which can be described as a "flash friend" behavior analogous to a flash marriage.
And the scope of the two people's "talking about everything", under Xiao Caidan's unilateral active questioning, has expanded to the boundary line of 50 questions after the husband and wife are eager to jump.
During the period, Xiao Caidan also cried and complained that she was busy with work at the end of the year and couldn't make time to produce food every day. She was pitiful and helpless. She tried to invite Yi Chengqi to help her write.
Not to mention how shameless it is for a writer to find a ghostwriter, Xiao Caidan, who writes a CP, directly went to the door to find a CP master to write...
Yi Chengqi wanted to say why don't you go to heaven.
After being rejected sharply by Yi Chengqi, Xiao Caidan was not discouraged, and forced Yi Chengqi to eat the CP for a week, and asked Yi Chengqi if she thought the CP article she wrote was ooc.
Yi Chengqi replied yes, and Xiao Caidan said: Yes, that's right!The pen writes for you, you are the official and authoritative, you have the final say on how to write or not ooc.
"..."
Yi Chengqi replied no, Xiao Caidan said again: I really got it!Since it conforms to the three-dimensional character design, you must know how to continue writing the follow-up. I have been on hold for too long, and Kawen is stuck to death. Please help me figure out how to continue writing!
"..."
Yi Chengqi verified the two laws of "the essence of a woman is to gossip" and "love to watch handsome guys have sex" on Xiao Caidan.
While arguing with Xiao Caidan, Yi Chengqi poked Zhou Muxi's chat box distressedly, and thought about sending Zhou Muxi a message: "That..."
The cursor flickered for a while, and Yi Chengqi long pressed the delete button to delete it directly, and re-brewed: "Xiao Caidan may really know our relationship..."
Zhou Muxi: ...
It would be a lie to say that there is no panic, but Zhou Muxi could only pretend to be calm in front of Yi Chengqi, and he replied in seconds: "It's okay, it's good if she knows, I don't have to avoid her anymore .”
Yi Chengqi typed slowly: "She's still messing around with our CP Chaohua..."
Zhou Muxi replied to him in seconds: "She is really free."
Yi Chengqi replied in a chaotic order: "She added my WeChat just now..."
Zhou Muxi replied to him in seconds: "What did you say?"
Yi Chengqi: "She now dislikes the bad-looking photo we took in front of her tonight..."
Zhou Muxi: "It's not good to look at, and we didn't shoot it for her."
The two of you said one sentence to me, and both replied in seconds, chatting passionately online.
The news received in Zhou Muxi's chat box suddenly stopped at this moment. While waiting for the news, he disconnected from the WIFI and then reconnected. Repeatedly, killing time, he finally waited for Yi Chengqi's reply.
Yi Chengqi: "The common fan I told you about...is her..."
Seeing this news, it was Zhou Muxi's turn to suffocate.
Zhou Muxi: "?"
Zhou Muxi: "What do you mean?"
Yi Chengqi smiled with emoticons: "...it's a long story[囧][囧][囧]"
Yi Chengqi briefly told Zhou Muxi how he and Xiao Caidan got to know each other online by accident while wearing vests, and also inevitably mentioned that he used to play CP for a week in order to win a breath, and Zhou Muxi wore a horse yy black history...
Yi Chengqi tried his best to convey himself in one sentence, emphasizing that Xiao Caidan's love for Zhou Muxi gave birth to hatred, and after being rejected by Zhou Muxi, he developed a newspaper psychology.
Yi Chengqi: "...Xiao Caidan stayed in the CP for a week after that, relying on you to vent your anger by super chatting in the CP in the week, it is really shameful and hateful, it must be strongly condemned! Oh yes, the CP of the week is the CP of Yi Zhou , is equal to the abbreviation of Yi Chengqi x Zhou Muxi, so what, the order of the names determines the... initiative."
Yi Chengqi carefully used words, vaguely gave Zhou Muxi the common sense of popular science cp circle, tried to describe it accurately, and used words in a civilized manner. Unexpectedly, Zhou Muxi asked directly:
"Is that what you mean to fuck me?"
Yi Chengqi shrank his neck in embarrassment, and answered truthfully: "Yes..."
Zhou Muxi: "..."
Yi Chengqi: "..."
Zhou Muxi: "Are you also messing around with this cp super talk?"
Yi Chengqi: "No, I'm not messing around now..."
In a panic, Yi Chengqi's text message was not rigorous. The words "not mixed now" are tantamount to indirectly acknowledging the potential meaning of "they were mixed up in the past".
Yi Chengqi suddenly panicked in his heart, especially when he saw Zhou Muxi sent him a [happy] little yellow bean emoticon package, and Yi Chengqi replied several times [囧] with cold sweat on his head, Zhou Muxi did not reply to his message.
Time passed by, Yi Chengqi stared at Zhou Muxi's silent chat box, and anxiously sent Zhou Muxi a tentative message: "Are you asleep?"
Even though it's only 23:24.
Yi Chengqi then changed to a more reliable way of asking: "Are you busy? You still have to work at night... Take care of yourself and buy time to rest."
Yi Chengqi nervously sent the message, and suddenly a prompt message popped up on the top of the phone——Your little prince Zhou Muxi’s Weibo was bubbling 5 minutes ago
Yi Chengqi's heart skipped a beat, he frantically placed Jinxing Fantuan, and saw that Zhou Muxi's Weibo had been online for 5 minutes.
It just so happened that Zhou Muxi replied to his message at this time: "The plane went to City C at [-] o'clock in the morning. I am now shopping for that week's cp, and I have no job. [Happy]"
Yi Chengqi: "..."
The Lord is driving a large size to go shopping in Chaohua, be careful of slippery hands! ! !
Yi Chengqi panicked, and his body and mind trembled because of the fear governed by Murphy's Law.
Yi Chengqi had secretly scolded Zha Lang thousands of times, but at this time he was especially grateful that Weibo didn't set up an airborne reminder that the real master came to CP Chaochao, thanked it for its wisdom and martial arts, and thanked it for its insight.Just imagine, if the owner clicks into the cp super chat and there is an airborne reminder, Yi Chengqi may be on the hot search every day because he forgot to switch the trumpet.
Yi Chengqi was trembling and frightened all night, so he almost took up his Weibo account and lent it to Zhou Muxi. Fortunately, Zhou Muxi went shopping in CP Chaochao for a long time without any moths... no wonder!
After Yi Chengqi saw that Zhou Muxi's Weibo was offline, he was relieved when he learned that Zhou Muxi borrowed the Weibo trumpet of his assistant Zhou Jingze to log in. After he calmed down, he realized that A big problem: the weekly CP is not what it used to be, it has been tarnished by Mrs. Fruit Salted Duck Eggs!Under the leadership of Xiao Caidan, several new wives appeared in Chaohua, with the id named "Qi Qi's old mother say I Zai Chao A don't explain", as the name suggests, It is extremely radical, and it is determined that Yi Chengqi's Alpha is originally A, and A is simply breaking the sky.
In the final analysis, these are all thanks to the brainwashing of Mrs. Fruit Salted Duck Egg.
In the current Weekly Chaohua, Ruhao Auto Show, if you randomly click on a picture and text, you will be in a tug-of-war with readers taking off the pants you put on, what will Zhou Muxi think after walking around!
Back then, when he submitted the application notice for dating to Zhou Muxi, the rhetoric he used was: "If you don't mind you can only kiss..."
From this sentence, it is not difficult to see that the protagonist has the noble qualities of innocence and kindness, and vividly portrays a young man who is not deeply involved in the world, has just begun to love, and is ignorant and ignorant.
However, Zhou Muxi suddenly learned that this seemingly innocent young man had been secretly studying these subcultures where kissing without saying a word and wanting to have sex without saying a word.
And the protagonist's position is that Yi Chengqi slapped him.
Yi Chengqi felt suffocated.
Yi Chengqi didn't know what Zhou Muxi would think of him, anyway, his hands and feet were curled up in embarrassment, his mind was blank, and he didn't dare to have any thoughts at all.
As for Zhou Muxi...
Zhou Muxi's mood is really complicated now that the door to a new world has been opened.
There are two reasons, one is that he feels uncomfortable when he thinks that Yi Chengqi is secretly reading these "slap him" articles behind his back, and the other is that he learned that these articles from an id named Fruit Salted Duck Egg are all from Xiao Cai Dan's writing...
Zhou Muxi just wanted to give Xiao Caidan the middle finger.
·
Yi Chengqi was worried for a long time, and the night with too much information finally passed without incident.
For the next whole week, Yi Chengqi's daily life was filled with work, and the whole person was so busy that the occasional rare rest time was only enough to catch his breath, and he didn't have any extra energy to distract himself from thinking about other things.
Yi Chengqi is like this, Li Guiren is like this, Hao Lesi and Guo Beilai are like this, so are Zhou Muxi and Xiao Caidan.
Until the Chinese New Year, the performance of the Spring Festival Gala came to an end, and the finishing work also came to an end temporarily, and someone from Qi Qi’s natal family came out to blow water again, and the grandparents of the CP fans were waiting for more (wrong) fruit and salted duck eggs for a week The wife finally came out to update the article...
Life appears to be back to normal.
But it's not normal.
For example, in the past, Yi Chengqi used to be cloaked in a trumpet, threatening and intimidating, and he had nothing to do with Mrs. Fruit Salted Duck Egg, but now it is Mrs. Fruit Salted Duck Egg who is chasing Yi Chengqi and forcibly sharing a new story that he just made up. Ask Yi Chengqi "Cute or not", "Are there any new suggestions", "Standing on the wall on the stairs, Zhou Muxi also has evidence to test, I asked Zhou Muxi to give you a booster in the previous article"...etc.
Yi Chengqi replied "A cute hammer", "I suggest you close your pen immediately", "Thank you"...and so on.
For another example, Yi Chengqi was harassed by Xiao Caidan on WeChat that night, and received a new message from Zhou Muxi early the next morning:
Zhou cc: "Ms. Salted Duck Egg updated last night, did you read it?"
Yi Chengqi: "..."
Zhou cc: "This time it's the elevator py, do you like it? [Happy]"
Yi Chengqi: "..."
When your love rival becomes your CP fan, when your lover becomes your sister who chases CP with you... Does this magical world really exist?
the answer is.
Yi Cheng Qi died at the age of 23.
At this time, the voice invitation prompt sounded to replace the appearance of the Soul Song in time. Yi Chengqi recovered from the suffocation of repeated deaths, and hesitated for a full three seconds before answering Zhou Muxi's voice invitation.
The moment Yi Chengqi pressed the confirm button, he was still worried that Zhou Muxi would chat with him about the newly updated plot of Mrs. Fruit and Salted Duck Eggs, and was concerned about the practicality of the elevator Py. Passed over from the other end.
"Are you home?" he asked.
Yi Chengqi replied: "This afternoon, have you returned to City A?"
Zhou Muxi asked: "I'll be there tonight. By the way, last time you said you wanted to meet my parents, right?"
As soon as Yi Chengqi heard Zhou Muxi mentioning meeting his parents, he became nervous, his breath suddenly became short of breath, his breath was unsteady, and he responded with a lack of confidence: "Hmm..."
Zhou Muxi said: "But my parents went abroad for vacation, so 'meeting parents' can only be postponed."
Yi Chengqi regained his blood in an instant, and replied confidently: "It's okay, I will visit your parents next time I have a chance."
There was a smile in Zhou Muxi's voice, and he asked: "What about your parents? If they are free these few days, I would like to visit your house for New Year's greetings."
Yi Chengqi said positively: "...how about tomorrow? Are you free?"
Zhou Muxi hesitated a little: "It's a bit hasty, but I have prepared a gift for the visit in advance, and tomorrow can also be."
Yi Chengqi said embarrassedly: "I want to see you soon."
The other end of the phone was silent for a moment, Zhou Muxi smiled and said, "Okay."
Yi Chengqi pushed himself and others, fearing that Zhou Muxi would also have the anxiety before meeting his parents, so he helped Zhou Muxi analyze: "My parents don't know our relationship yet, you don't need to be stressed, just treat it as a New Year's greeting at a friend's house My parents will be at home tomorrow, but there will be other guests, you just need to say hello to them, anyway, I want you to come and see me..."
Zhou Muxi's low laughter came from the mobile phone again, swaying in the room, and there was a gentle answer.
"it is good."
·
Yi Chengqi's week-long annual leave has officially begun, and his assistant Xiaobai is also holding a pre-booked ticket to go back to his hometown to celebrate the New Year. Before leaving, Xiaobai was summoned by his agent Wei Jie to the company to give an order: "During the Chinese New Year We must always pay attention to the stability maintenance work of Qi Qi cp.”
Manager Sister Wei was tired. She deliberately asked Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi to reduce their interactions to cool down their CP. It has been less than half a month. The popularity of CP on Monday is still unabated, and the ranking dropped from No. 2 to No. [-]. [-].
At this speed, we can't make ends meet, and before the cp falls out of the top five on Monday, the movie with two male protagonists co-produced by Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi is about to be released...
The broker is worried.
The assistant Xiaobai understands the worry of the manager Sister Wei, and glances at the manager cautiously, only to see her fingers tapping on the table with a strong rhythmic sound, then picks up the tablet computer next to her, and puts her fingers on the tablet. Swipe, and the fingers with bright starry sky nails are extra shiny.
The agent said: "Just relying on the original six masters of the Eastern Palace to lower the popularity of Monday's CP is no longer feasible, and fresh blood needs to be injected."
Assistant Xiaobai nodded with a vague understanding.
Then, the assistant Xiaobai saw the agent turn the tablet over and face him—the agent tapped the screen with the tip of his fingernail, and made two crisp sounds. location.
The assistant Xiaobai's pupils shrank suddenly, and he lowered his eyelids forcefully to hide his shock.
Manager Sister Wei said: "Add this 'weekly cp' to the key support targets of active marketing, even if it's just messing around."
The assistant Xiaobai nodded again, and raised his head inadvertently, just in time to see the agent Wei Jie retreating from CP Chaochao to her Weibo homepage. cub...
The id name was so long that it was omitted.
Assistant Xiaobai sighed with emotion: It can be seen that Sister Wei's feelings are hard to appease...
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