After being possessed by the marketing maniac

Chapter 58

Zhang Yawen was startled by Ye Rongyi's answer.He quickly looked around to make sure there was no one else, and then said as if talking about a shocking secret: "Fuck! You actually fell in love with two people at the same time? Lao Ye, I really misjudged you, you are actually A scumbag who stepped on two boats?!"

Ye Rongyi rolled his eyes fiercely, "I just asked you about the possibility that I fell in love with two people at the same time, but I didn't say that I fell in love with two people at the same time. You can't understand human language, do you?"

Zhang Yawen ignored Ye Rongyi's rebuttal at all: "I don't know you yet, you have eyes on your head. I thought before that unless you were a fairy, no one would be able to accept you. If you didn't like it at the same time Those two people will have such doubts? You won’t even give him a second if you don’t like him, you’re starting to think about the possibility now, aren’t you tempted?!”

Ye Rongyi didn't speak any more.But his complexion became not very good-looking.

Of course he knew that his current state of mind was a bit troublesome.

On the night when he had a convulsion to pull Huang Xiao's fat face, he almost stayed up all night thinking about that question.

It is undeniable that Si Xiao's appearance and temperament are the type he likes very much. Although when we first met and talked with him, Si Xiao's language was sharp and did not give him face, but after getting along with him a few times, Si Xiao's attitude That's fine.He even found some awkwardness and cuteness in Si Xiao Gao Leng's character.To be honest, if there were no accidents, Si Xiao would definitely be the one he was chasing.

But it happened by accident.

Unlike Si Xiao, Ye Rongyi's first impression of Huang Mao was really not that good.He still clearly remembers the possible Sha Matt smoky makeup, as well as non-mainstream masks and clothing decorations.That night, he suddenly jumped out of the door of his house, crying and shouting to sell him Sanwu products, which made him feel miserable all night.

Yingdi Ye said that he never wanted to see such a guy again.And really didn't like him.

But then Zhang Yawen suddenly grew black and straight, and then suddenly became bald, so he had to keep in touch with Huangmao. The more contacts, the more mutual understanding between each other.He began to label Huangmao with various labels, such as profiteer, cunning, elusive, desperate for money, etc., and the labels are too many, which means that he spends more time thinking about that person every day, which is also a kind of concern in itself. Performance.If Huang Mao didn't take the initiative to come to the door and ask him to identify whether the product is harmful to people, and later became his assistant, Ye Rongyi felt that he might just regard this person as a more interesting friend.

But when he asked for an appraisal, he discovered the advantages of this profiteer.But when he was an assistant, he saw the true face of this profiteer, who didn't fit his aesthetics at all but didn't hate him at all.Even inexplicably, when he was with this yellow hair, he felt comfortable and relaxed.

He likes it.Even seem to like this person.

However, when he was with Si Xiao, he actually felt comfortable and happy.

So much so that when he realized this and knew that these two were still cousins, Ye Rongyi's mood was extremely complicated.

He kept thinking that night, if only one of these two people appeared, then he would be very happy to pursue it.Even, if he is more scumbag, and those two people are completely unrelated, he can communicate with both sides at the same time and compare them to find the one he likes more and can't give up.

But it happened that the two of them appeared one after the other, and they happened to be close cousins.

Ye Rongyi felt that he was going crazy.

He thought about it all night, wanting to choose one of the two of them to maintain a normal friendship with the other, but if things like reason can be easily let go and chosen, then there won't be so many irrational guys up.

Ye Rongyi couldn't think of an answer, and he didn't want to be a scum who stepped on two boats and might have his crotch split, plus some inexplicable intuition kept bumping back and forth in his mind.After staring blankly in the dark all night, Yingdi Ye decided to follow his feelings.

If in the end he feels that he has been cheated, that the two brothers are really not alone, then he, he, has been single for 30 years anyway, and he will not die if he continues to be single.Let nature take its course as to what the outcome will be then.Although, it is very likely that there is no result at all.Anyway, Ye Rongyi never thought that either Si Xiao or Huang Mao would take the initiative to confess to him.The former is the flower of Gaoling, and the latter is a strange flower, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a proactive person.Moreover, Yingdi Ye had to confirm heartily that he was not as attractive as he thought in front of the high mountain flowers and strange flowers.

"Tsk." Living up to now, he never thought that fate would dig a deep hole for him here, making it almost impossible for him to climb out.

Zhang Yawen looked at the unpredictable and gloomy face of his own family, and silently lit a wax for him.It's also pitiful. I haven't found someone I like for decades. I thought I would be single for the rest of my life, but finally there was a significant other who could save the single, but I gave it to two at once.

God, you love me so much, you can give me one of them!

"Cough, quickly put away your facial expressions, the banquet is about to begin. We have to go on stage to show our faces. After that, it will be the business of those rich people."

Ye Rongyi restrained his expression, and the charity party officially started.This is undoubtedly a star-studded night. The stars show off their talents, beauty or distinctive personalities. Whether the rich are true or false, have a purpose or really have a good heart, they all show their kindness and kindness. Generous.Coupled with good wine, food and beauties, this banquet is destined to have a good time for both guests and hosts.

During the auction, Zhao Yuanbao bought a hand-forged long knife collected by an action star.But Si Xiao saw the end from beginning to end, and he was sure that the items auctioned here did not have the treasures that he, an elite house, liked.So he didn't spend a penny.

After the auction was over, it was time for free communication and delicious food at the banquet. Si Xiao pushed his glasses and decided to eat him to have a good time.Zhao Jinshan followed closely behind.

Just as Si Xiao picked up a small dish of minced hibiscus prawns, and before he could pinch his mouth with the silver chopsticks, two people in waiter uniforms and one in a neat suit appeared around him.

These three people just surrounded him from three directions, and even Zhao Jinshan next to him was separated.

Si Xiao frowned slightly.Zhao Jinshan stepped forward directly.

"What are you doing?"

Before Zhao Jinshan got angry, the man in the suit quickly showed Si Xiao a polite and haughty smile.

"Hello, Mr. Si Xiao, our leader wants to chat with you. Don't worry, we just want to talk to you about cooperation. There is no malice."

Si Xiao looked at the man from top to bottom, and he had a clue in his heart.In the circle of wealth, no matter how rich the boss is, as long as he knows his name, he will have a good attitude when seeing him.Even if they are a little arrogant or some think that they are old, their status is equal.But the person in front of him seemed to be smiling politely, but in fact he looked down upon him.What kind of person would feel superior to the possession of wealth?Certainly someone with power.

Just like the deputy chief of the fire station before.Those who are officials mostly think that they are more powerful.

Si Xiao stopped Zhao Jinshan with his eyes, and after putting the shrimp on the plate into his mouth, he nodded lightly. "Since someone has already invited you, politely go and have a look. Let's go."

This scene happened quickly in the banquet hall full of people, and not many people noticed.However, Yingdi Ye was not among these people.

At this time, he was walking towards Si Xiao and the others with a plate of very delicate fresh fruit desserts, but before he reached his destination, Si Xiao had already left with the others.

Ye Rongyi pursed his lips. As soon as he stopped, investors and directors came to him, so Ye Rongyi could only suppress the doubts in his heart, and turned his head to chat with them with a smile on his face. .

At this time, Si Xiao had already arrived in a box outside the banquet hall.

When he opened the door, he saw two middle-aged men with an air of authority sitting inside, and two well-known entertainment florets were talking beside him.

Si Xiao sneered in his heart, and walked straight over.Then the man with a bald forehead spoke first.

"Haha, you are Si Xiao, right? You are so young and promising! You are already a celebrity in the investment world at such a young age."

Si Xiao smiled politely. "you flatter me."

Then the atmosphere became a little stiff, and the young man who had invited Si Xiao over quickly stepped forward to answer the conversation.

"Mr. Si, the two in front of you are the director of the He City Economic Development Bureau, and the other is the deputy director of the Qi Provincial Police Department. Both directors want to talk to you about the magical little shop of Daxian The business of goods. In order to show that they value it, the two directors took time out of their busy schedules to come here."

If it were someone else, I should say that I am very lucky to be able to discuss business with the two bureau chiefs at this time.But Si Xiao even had a video interview with Minister Tu. The leader of the various big scenes he had seen before was not more powerful in himself. Hearing this, he didn't have the reaction that the three of them thought he should have.

"Sorry, maybe the two leaders didn't figure it out when they came here. I am not running the Daxian Magical Shop. The operator is my cousin. I don't have any right to intervene or intervene in that shop. If the leader If you want to talk about business, let’s talk to my cousin directly.”

The expressions of the two chiefs became a little bad, especially the deputy chief of the provincial police station.He narrowed his eyes, took a sip of the tea that the female celebrity poured for him, and laughed: "Hehe, that's not what I said. Although that shop belongs to your cousin, you are his cousin, and it is his current shop. The only relative. I believe that your cousin will not say anything about the business that you have negotiated with such an important person. After all, this is also something that is good for the country and both of you. We are a win-win situation, so I am looking for you You can also talk."

It's a pity that Si Xiao was unmoved in the slightest.

"Leader, you don't know how badass my cousin is. Even if I am his cousin, I can't control him at all. He is just the boss and his second son. I'm here to talk to you If the business is done, as long as he doesn't want to, he can turn his face on the spot. So the leaders should talk to my cousin in person. I am a cheap cousin, and I really can't do anything. Don't say that you two leaders can't do anything about it. The leaders of the Ministry of State Special Affairs can’t do anything about it.”

When Si Xiao mentioned the National Special Affairs Department, the deputy director of the police station, Chen Gangyao, instantly darkened his face, but he soon recovered his smiling expression.Apparently this young man wearing glasses was using the State Special Affairs Bureau to remind him not to do anything excessive.Because everyone in the Ministry of State Special Affairs knows him and is likely to be watching him, and the things that the Ministry of State Special Affairs has not done before, they are just a deputy director and director, really incomparable.

"Haha, hey, young people nowadays have personalities. My kid is also very irritable. It's not easy for you to be a cousin. If this is the case, then we won't force you. You can call your cousin Brother, let us talk to him in person." Deputy Director Chen changed the topic with a smile: "I believe that this kind of thing that is beneficial to the country, no matter how individual he is, he should support it. After all, we all Love our country."

Si Xiao smiled.Hehe, Deputy Director Chen has a look on his face, so if you are patriotic, you must fulfill your conditions, or you are not patriotic?

Si Xiao told the old ghost to get ready, and then directly dialed the number with his mobile phone.

After the call was connected, Si Xiao said: "Cousin, here is Wei Wei, Deputy Director Chen is the leader of the Qi Provincial Police Department, and wants to talk to you. It may be related to the business in the store. You can talk about it." Bar."

After speaking, Si Xiao handed the phone to Deputy Bureau Chen.

Chen Fuju already had a stomach full of drafts in his heart, and he felt that he was sure that the owner of the small shop that was suppressed by the righteousness of the country would fully agree to his request.

"Is it Xiao Huang?"

"I'm not Xiao Huang. Xiao Huang is my robotic pet chicken."

Chen Fuju's words were swallowed up by the god's reply.Fortunately, he is also well-informed.

"Oh, haha, the little Huang I'm talking about is your nickname for Mr. Huang. After all, it's kinder to call you like this..."

"Do you not understand? My chicken is called Xiao Huang. Not only will I not feel very friendly when you call me Xiao Huang, but I will think that you are calling me a chicken."

Deputy Bureau Chen: "..." His expression turned ugly in an instant.At this time, he finally realized what Si Xiao said about his cousin Xiong's tricks.

"Okay, Mr. Huang Yao. I am Deputy Director Chen of the Qi Provincial Police Department. Now I want to discuss with you about the donation of your store's products. Our police station thinks that the body-building and weight-loss training clothes sold in your store are very good. If we equip our police officers, it can greatly increase the physical fitness of our police officers. In this way, our police officers will be able to better complete the tasks and actions of catching criminals when we go out in the future, so On behalf of our police station, I want to ask Store Manager Huang to donate a batch of body training clothes to our provincial bureau. Don't worry, we will definitely reward you with corresponding honors. Of course, considering the price of body training clothes is relatively expensive, We are also willing to pay the cost, so that you, Manager Huang, don’t lose out. How about 5000 yuan for a piece of clothing? We want [-] pieces.”

Deputy Director Chen said these words in one breath.I found that there was no response on the phone for a long time.When he was frowning and wanted to ask and answer, there was a roar that could pierce the eardrums from the phone.

"You need to buy clothes worth 5 yuan for [-] yuan?! Are you out of your mind? Can't read numbers?! Stealing money?! I've seen so many shameless guys, and you are the most shameless right now! Do you think Your face is bigger than the earth, so you dare to grab money by licking it?! I tell you! If you want to get something from me without money, there is no door, no window, no way!! You don’t have to do this kind of day in your life Dream! You can’t even have such a dream after eating Meimengdan! Donate it, I think you just want to get these clothes at a low price, and then make them into your own political achievements, or sell them at a high price and give them away?!”

"Take my things as favors to brush up your political achievements and want to prostitute for nothing! Let me tell you, you will be punished by God if you have such a dark heart. Be careful when you walk these days, don't knock your big teeth!"

After roaring these words, the phone was hung up directly.

Si Xiao bowed his head and lamented in his heart that the old ghost could really scold, and at the same time thought that the old ghost really cared about whoring for nothing.Thinking of giving Ye Rongyi and the Ministry of Special Affairs a discount in this way, the old ghost really took a big step back.

Deputy Chief Chen, who had never been pointed at his nose and scolded before, looked at the phone in his hand in disbelief. After realizing it, his wrinkled face turned red instantly, and he was about to throw the phone in anger.But Si Xiao stood up and snatched the phone.

Chen Gangyao raised his head and stared at Si Xiao sullenly.

Si Xiao didn't show any fear at all: "I'm sorry, Bureau Chen. This phone is mine, and it contains a lot of important information of the company, so don't drop it."

"And, I said that my cousin is a bigot. His kid doesn't listen to anyone and can't control anyone. I'm really sorry. But, I can't help it."

"If there is nothing else, I will take a step first."

Chen Gangyao stared at Si Xiao for a moment, then suddenly laughed: "Your cousin is indeed a little lawless. However, we are a society ruled by law. If you can't control it, it doesn't mean others can't control it. He just didn't get it. It’s just a loss. When he suffers a loss, he will know how to restrain himself.”

Si Xiao nodded indifferently to this threat: "I hope he will restrain himself after he suffers." The premise is that you can find him or make him suffer.

And, let alone himself.It's the old ghost who answered the phone for him just now, the human being who can make him suffer, I'm afraid it hasn't been born yet.

The atmosphere in the room was really bad, so Si Xiao walked out without looking at his face.

Chen Gang Yao sneered a few times, he was just the owner of a Taobao store, and it was too easy to find him and take him to the police station.Moreover, he came on behalf of that person, as long as that person said hello, the small shop could not be opened in minutes.He just wanted to see if the person who dared to point at his nose and scold him would come back crying and beg him!

Chen Gangyao thought so gloomyly and angrily, then reached out and took a peanut and threw it into his mouth.However, as soon as he chewed it twice, he froze, and the expression on his face became very strange.

"Chen Bureau? What's the matter with you, Chen Bureau? The shopkeeper just now is ignorant, so don't be as knowledgeable as him!" The other people in the room saw Chen Gangyao's uneasy expression, and quickly surrounded him.As a result, in the next second, Chen Ju opened his mouth, and what came out of his mouth was not only crushed peanuts, but also a slightly yellow front tooth with gaps and blood.

Everyone in the house: ? ? ? ! ! !

Fuck!The big die really fell out? !

The author has something to say: Heck, there will be double updates tomorrow and Saturday, and it may not be possible to double update on Sunday.

And, I didn't write about slapping my face and peeling off my vest to cover my face. I can write about orz tomorrow. ,