sinovels Chapter 25
Chapter 25
Si Xiao stayed at home decadently, scolding the old ghost every few seconds.
Then he could hear the imitation sound of an animal always subconsciously added after the words he scolded the old ghost, from the "meow, woof, moo, baa, ow, ang~" He couldn't tell what kind of animal it was. "Hiss, hum, chirp, babble, langlang, creak, swoosh, snort, chirp..." Si Xiao recorded it from the beginning to the end in a particularly boring manner, and found that it was true. There are as many as a hundred languages.
Among the sounds of this animal, the most prominent and eye-catching ones are the high-pitched donkey bray and pig snort in the middle. God knows how shocked Si Xiao was after the donkey brayed pig snort.In addition, he didn't know that the sound of an elephant and a donkey sounded a bit like the fuck?
"Old ghost, I don't understand, how boring and insane you people were at that time to come up with this kind of elixir, Chirp~"
"What can this thing hiss? It's not even qualified to be cute, hehe! Who's cute can learn how to bray like a donkey!"
The old ghost looked at someone who was on the verge of dying of rage, and resolutely kept silent.It's just that this old guy was recording with his mobile phone where Si Xiao couldn't see it.I almost rolled over laughing.
Hey, he's so ridiculous, how long has it been since he saw this kind of scene?I think that when he first created this kind of thing, the subject of the experiment was his big apprentice.Then his character design of the No. 1 apprentice of the third generation almost collapsed, so that the always obedient apprentice chased him half a hill with a sword in his hand, tsk tsk, his apprentice was also like this at that time I miss you so much~
Si Xiao waited for a long time and did not get an answer, rolled his eyes very sadly, and decided that he would keep his mouth shut until the day was over and never say a word again.However, this definitely didn't affect him cursing the old ghost in his heart, that old thing who had a bad life.
At this time, the old ghost who had had enough laughing finally realized his conscience, waved his sleeves, and a small note fell in front of Si Xiao.
Si Xiao looked at the words "six hours" and silently raised his middle finger in the air.I can scold you without talking!
The old ghost looked at the middle finger and sighed in his heart that the times were developing, and there was no such gesture before.
After that, Si Xiao really didn't speak again all afternoon. Zhao Jinshan called him halfway, and he hung up the phone neatly, and switched to WeChat to type and chat.It made Zhao Jinshan think that he was in a place that must be quiet, such as a conference room or a library, but in fact the company elite was still at home.
After five o'clock in the afternoon, Si Xiao stopped looking at materials related to work and investment.He took his mobile phone and started checking the news, and found that the popularity of Deng Linglang jumping off the building had dropped a lot. Apart from scolding Zhao Shangrong for nothing, and discussing how to deal with scumbags if he were Deng Linglang up.However, the hot discussion about himself did not go on.
After an afternoon, even if Starleaf Entertainment intervened, the enthusiasm of the majority of netizens was still irresistible.Si Xiao's identity was finally revealed.Because he himself is quite famous in the investment and financial circles, and the place where the accident happened was in the building of Zhao's investment company, and Zhao Jinshan and Zhao Yuanbao were also in the mirror.His photos and information were posted.
The photos and information are from the introduction information of the professional manager and investment director of Zhao's investment company.
Then the girls go crazy.
[What kind of fairy face value is this!What a perfect profile! !No. [-] in the investment world. [-]! !Rich, good-looking, tall, rich and handsome, he is handsome and can save people from high altitudes! 】
【Let me tell you, this is my husband!We have been married for three years!He loves me so much!Buy me all kinds of bags! ! 】
[Upstairs, you probably haven't woken up yet. I thought it looked like the video before, but I didn't expect it to be the director of the department.This is a super boss, you can never imagine how many fans and suitors he has in our circle.However, he turned them all down. 】
[Ah, I don't care, I don't care, I think he is anyway!I want to take all my savings to find him as an investment consultant!This way I can get close to him! 】
【no, you can not.My father has already made an appointment for his investment consultant half a year ago, and he will be able to arrange it in December at the end of this year.The difficulty of this kind of appointment is comparable to the interview with Ye Yingdi... In addition, let me reveal one more thing, if you don't have eight-figure funds, don't bother.You don't even have the qualifications to rank. 】
[Then I can also go to the Zhao Investment Company and meet my man by chance! !What if he fell in love with me the first time he saw me? !From now on, I can reach the pinnacle of my life! 】
The last comment seemed to hit everyone's high point, so Si Xiao saw at least a few hundred messages below, all of which said they were going to meet him at the gate of Zhao's investment company.
Staring at these messages, Si Xiao directly sent a WeChat message to Zhao Yuanbao.
Si Xiao: [Uncle Yuan Bao, I will not go to the company for the next month to avoid unnecessary trouble and contact.I will contact the client individually. 】
Zhao Yuanbao twitched his mouth when he saw the rather casual leave note, Zhao Jinshan stretched his head to see the WeChat content, and laughed haha: "Oh, Si Xiao must have seen those messages on Weibo, maybe I will go out after work later You can see a lot of girls who want to meet him by chance!"
Father Zhao slapped him on the head with a slap: "What are you laughing at!? It's also on the trending search, and they have gained so many fans and promoted our company. What about you?!"
Zhao Jinshan looked at his father, "If you do this again, I will run away from home!"
Zhao Yuanbao sneered: "Let's go. After you leave, I will freeze all your cards for you."
Zhao Jinshan: "..." I must have picked it up by the train track.
In addition to Si Xiao's own information being exposed and causing discussions, many people also want to know where he got the "self-help rope" and "sugar that seems to make people tell the truth" that he used?Since Si Xiao hadn't registered on Weibo, there was no way for everyone to ask @ him, and some netizens with big brains began to imagine on their own.Up to now, some people have begun to doubt whether it is something made by life cheats and self-cultivation systems.
Si Xiao: "..." Like the netizens who are getting more and more imaginative, which shows how much these people hope to have a different life for themselves.
It's a pity that he really doesn't need a cheat, he just wants to die.
Among the many speculative comments, there is a highly praised comment.The person who made this comment was a name that made Si Xiao feel familiar.
@Mei Brain V: [emmmm, the rope that can automatically bind people may be high-tech, let's not talk about it for now.But seriously folks, don't you find that 'candy that tells the truth' eerily familiar to you?I suddenly thought of the fear orz of being dominated by "Happy Candy" for several days. I had a nightmare for three days in a row. blind date.To be honest, I just want to make Lao Bu happy. It is too much for him to directly let me eat sugar for three days. 】
@Step happy V: [No.I think you are happy with what you eat and play.I'm happy to see you eat it. 】
[Hahahaha, I watched the live video of Meishen who ate 'Happy Candy' foolishly for a whole day, and I laughed so hard.I thought at the time that if my boyfriend was so cute, I would definitely marry him on the spot!But when Meishen said this, I felt that this candy might really be something from that 'Daxian Magical Shop'.After all, the things in their house look unusual! 】
[I agree with the above. I was going to travel to Tibet alone. Although I am a man, my mother and father are still very worried about me traveling by myself.Even if I say that it is useless to bring anti-wolf spray stun batons and small daggers.What they mean is that if these things are robbed by gangsters, I will die even more.Then, my brain twitched... I bought anti-wolf pebbles.I don't recall the specific effect.Anyway, after my dad tried it once, they were very relieved that I would go to Tibet.I've been playing for ten days now.A safe push.Um. 】
[Oh, the big money upstairs bought cobblestones.That thing is super expensive.But according to upstairs, this cobblestone is very effective?It just so happens that I'm going abroad soon, so let's buy one too... Damn it!What the hell is this, cobblestones are out of stock?Don't they even want to earn money? 】
[I said earlier that their store does not follow the usual path.I'm already in the queue, and it's more than 20 days before I can get the cobblestone. 】
[Where are the friends who use shampoo?Is there any magical effect that you want to share with you? 】
I'm afraid that the teenager will go bald early: [... the effect is outstanding.But, don't play it dead. 】
I was disobedient: [Hahahaha upstairs I thought I was the only one who died, so you did too! !How is your head? ! 】
[Okay, don't be crooked!I carefully zoomed in and slowed down the video, and watched the two candies that God Si Nan took out from his hand.The size and shape are very similar to Happy Candy.Maybe what the male god is holding is really a new product from the 'Daxian Magical Shop'.Friends, do you want to go to the Taobao store to have a look?Ask their customer service if they have any new products? 】
Ye Rongyi's empress in the palace: [Oh.This is not necessary, because we can directly@the owner of the 'Daxian Magical Shop'. 】
As a result, Si Xiao's Weibo account of "Daxian Miraculous Shopkeeper" went crazy@.
And his fans also increased from the original [-] to [-] in one afternoon.
Si Xiao looked at those @He asked him 【Is there any candy that tells the truth? 】【Is the candy that the male god Si Xiao took out produced by Daxian's magical shop? ] Wait for the question, hey hey twice.
@Daxian Miraculous Shopkeeper: 【Dear friends~ This shop is dedicated to discovering the fun and all the good things in life, and all products have unique fun and effects.The candy that Mr. Si Xiao took out did not have a logo or candy wrapping. I don't know if it is the candy of this small shop.but! !Our store has new candies with similar effects to what Mr. Si Xiao said!Grand recommendation - Daxian Brand Sweet Talk Candy!After eating this candy, keep your own cute voice in your speech, no matter how hurtful it is, it can turn into sweet words!If boys use it to coax girls, it will definitely make their girlfriends laugh out loud!Girls will definitely try everything to act like a baby! !The most important thing is that Daxian Brand Sweet Talk Candy has no side effects and no nightmares! @Mei Brain V, I can give you a [-]% discount. @Ye Rongyi V, I am your fan, I will give you a [-]% discount! 】
[The owner of the spicy chicken shop, after teasing my little male god, you still dare to tease my natal male god!You should give up on this idea, even if you give me a [-]% or [-]% discount, my male god will not talk to you! ! 】
@Mei Brain V: [Huh, sweet talk? ＠Owner of Daxian Artifact, are you sure there are no side effects?Can you really turn all your words into sweet words with your own cute voice?Can Lao Bu be happy when he hears me?Let me tell you, I will broadcast live, if the sweet talk and candy have no effect, I will not let you go! 】
@Daxian Artifact Shopkeeper: [Haha, don’t worry.It must work!If you say three words and he doesn't laugh, I'll give you your money back! 】
@Mei Brain V: [Alright then.I'll buy ten and try it out.Remember to give me a discount! 】
As soon as Mei thought about it, many of his game fans joined in the fun and went to Si Xiao's Taobao store to place orders.
Zhou Zhuorun's customer service team of four, who were chatting leisurely and packing the delivery, suddenly received the fatal serial Didi.They were stunned for a moment and looked at the computer together, only to see a small window full of screens.
Zhou Zhuorun: "Uh, what happened all of a sudden?" Didn't you have any customers just now?
Zheng Qidong: "There is a new product in the store! Just now, it's called 'Sweet Talk Candy'. I went to it, and it's still 100 per piece. It's so expensive, but someone bought it? Let me see, there are already more than [-] orders. This is eaten Can you talk sweet words in the future?"
Xu Xin laughed: "You're kidding me, you can talk sweet words after eating it, so why do you need your EQ?"
The three of them were laughing, and Qi Chong reminded Zhou Zhuorun that his WeChat had rang.Zhou Zhuorun opened WeChat on the computer and let out an ah.
"The boss asked us to pick up the goods. The fourth child, you go with me. The second and third child, both of you should first ask the boss about the side effects. We will be busy when we come back."
All four of them are working enthusiastically. The more people ask now, the higher their piecework wages will be in the future.
It was already past seven o'clock in the evening when Ye Rongyi saw the news of Daxian Miraculous Shopkeeper@him on Weibo.@He has so many people every day, of course he won't look through them one by one.But, Ye Yingdi didn't know what kind of thoughts he had, anyway, he secretly followed the weibo of the yellow-haired black eye.
Ye Rongyi would never admit that he had any thoughts about that yellow-haired black eye.It's just because that guy was too weird and left a deep impression on him.He was also impressed by the products he sold.In addition, Si Xiao seems to like those magical little things, so he secretly pays attention to this person.
Then, he saw that @He can get a [-]% discount on Weibo.
Ye Yingdi sneered after reading it, this guy dared to openly say that he was his fan, this person is clearly a fake fan who only wants to sell goods!His idea is very easy to guess, as long as he gets involved with himself, the yellow-haired black-eyed guy will be noticed by more people and bring a lot of customers.I don’t know how many merchants are using this trick, but is it so easy to get stuck?It's beautiful, he will never reply to this profiteer Huangmao's Weibo!
Ye Rongyi could imagine that as long as he replied to the shop owner, all the items in the shop would have to be bought by his fans.
Moreover, this profiteer actually went so far as to gossip about Si Xiao's hot spots.What is a candy that has a very similar effect to Si Xiao's male god?
Ye Rongyi snorted coldly through his nose. "No business, no rape."
As he spoke, he followed the Weibo link and entered Taobao's "Daxian Magical Shop".
Then I saw Daxian brand shampoo, Daxian brand happy candy, Daxian brand anti-wolf night bright stone, and the newly released and recommended, Daxian brand sweet talk candy.
Ye Rongyi looked at the sweet introduction.
[It can make you have a cute voice in every sentence ~ Let you become his little cutie unconsciously ~ Hundreds of sweet words are randomly spoken, and there is always one that can touch his/her heart! 】
"Why is there a subtle sense of familiarity? Where does the effect of this introduction seem..." Ye Rongyi stared at the introduction and frowned in thought. Suddenly there were a few cats and dogs fighting outside the window, and then he seemed to be struck by a thunderbolt. It's like splitting, and I realized it.
"No."
Ye Rongyi thought back to the animal onomatopoeia that Si Xiao would add after every sentence he said today when he called on the phone today. Isn't this just that every sentence has its own cute sound?Then hundreds of sweet words were spoken randomly, that is, the sounds of different animals were randomly spoken, so it was a cat for a while, a dog for a while, and finally opened a zoo.
Thinking of this, Ye Rongyi couldn't help curling his mouth. He thought learning the names of animals was Si Xiao's weird hobby.Was it just sugar?But even if Ye Rongyi understood the reason for Si Xiao's onomatopoeia when he called, Si Xiao's aloof personality that he tried to maintain in front of others still cracked a crack in Ye Yingdi's heart.After all, he looks cold on the outside, but on the inside he likes all kinds of novel and magical little things.It's still a little cute.
Maybe Si Xiao and that Huang Mao are still friends, so why would Si Xiao disagree with him when he commented on Huang Mao?
Ye Yingdi, who thought he knew the truth, sorted out his various investment materials with a smile on his face.Then it was sent to Si Xiao on time at eight o'clock in the evening.
After sending the information, he called Si Xiao, but was ruthlessly hung up.Then Si Xiao's emotionless words appeared on WeChat.
Si Xiao: [I have received the information, and I will reply to you the night after tomorrow at the latest.There is no need for a phone call.I'm busy. 】
Ye Rongyi raised his eyebrows and looked at the last two words, then suddenly chuckled and started typing.
Ye Rongyi: [So, are you busy eating sweet talk candy? 】
Si Xiao looked at Ye Rongyi's reply on the phone, typed three words angrily, and then dropped the phone.
"Eat your sister, quack!"
At this time, Mei Brain had already posted a new message on Weibo.
@Mei Brain V: [I have successfully placed an order for ten "Sweet Talk Candies".I asked the customer service and it will be delivered to me tomorrow morning!Tomorrow morning at [-] o'clock sharp, I will live broadcast and eat "Sweet Talk Candy" as a fan benefit for me and Lao Bu's fans.Of course, I will sweet talk while broadcasting the game.Hey hey, look forward to you guys! 】
Si Xiao looked at Mei Xinwei's Weibo, thought about the scene that might happen, and suddenly felt better after a bad afternoon.After all, compared to me only "sweet-talking" in front of Ye Rongyi, this Mei Brain will "sweet-talk" in front of good friends, fans and enemies tomorrow. Sure enough, there is no happiness without comparison.
He thinks he can play with his brains and happy friends when he is free.On the one hand, it can help him promote the product, on the other hand, it's good for these two guys to be guinea pigs.