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Chapter 54 I'm Fighting With You!

With a loud bang, Rong Xiao crushed the glass beer bottle with one hand, leaving only a few wine-green fragments in his palm, which fell down when he opened his fingers.

The young man sitting on the front of the car looked like a leopard, and jumped to the ground with a swipe. Behind the sunglasses were a pair of unruly eyes, chewing gum slowly, and when passing by, he let out a bah sound. The chewing gum in his mouth spit on Yun Zian's boots, and he cursed fiercely, "Damn gay."

Such a provocative action made Rong Xiao's fists clenched immediately, wanting to grab him by the collar to apologize, "You—"

However, Yun Zian took the first step, put his hand on Rong Xiao's bulging veins and tense muscles, and lightly said, "Forget it."

Perhaps it was because his wife was good at talking, Rong Xiao actually endured the evil fire that had no place to rest, took two deep breaths, knelt down on the ground with one knee, arched his back and wiped Yun Zi'an's boots without saying a word.

"Hey." Yun Zian has long been used to being scolded, and no matter how vicious the outside world's evaluation is, he can't shake him a bit, but seeing Rong Xiao's reticence, his heart hurts slightly, and he used his hands to follow the trend Patted his hairy head, the corners of his mouth raised unconsciously, coaxing him to play, "Call me and listen."

Rong Xiao didn't know why he really gradually turned into a "dog". He actually felt that these slaps on the head were very useful, so he raised his head and glanced at Yun Zian, "What's your name?"

"Call me husband." The corners of Yun Zian's mouth curled into a smirk, and the stubbornness in his eyes was clearly exposed, "Call me husband and listen."

Rong Xiao's face almost turned into a donkey's face.

He originally thought that he wanted to call himself bed. He was ready to carry someone on his shoulders and snatch him away, so that Yun Zi'an could experience the sex appeal of a man. He didn't expect that he wanted to lose his power and humiliate the country. Shout out to husband!

"Don't bark." Rong Xiao seemed to be trampled on his tail, how could he do it, he turned his head to the side, and didn't even let Yun Zi'an touch him, "It's impossible in this life."

"Call out." Yun Zian didn't give in, raised his boots and stepped on his kneeling thighs, and lifted Rong Xiao's chin with his hands. This posture is more fucking than a bandit The bandit kept smiling, "Hurry up, let me have a good time."

Rong Xiao just looked straight into his eyes, the tip of his tongue twirled around in his mouth, and finally pressed his cheek, he didn't know what to say for a while, he felt like scolding his mother in his heart, you fucking want to enjoy it, When it comes to the bed, I have thousands of tricks, why do I have to call my husband in broad daylight now!

"Could it be that you are that kind of male chauvinist?" Yun Zi'an stared into his eyes, and his tone was even a little aggressive, "Do you think the one below should be 'feminine'?"

Rong Xiao almost blurted out, looking like he was about to explode again, "Of course not, I..."

But he didn't want to step into the trap that Yunzi had set up. In the next second, he smiled happily and said, "Then you shout."

Rong Xiao actually let him stand there all at once, the voice in his throat was stuck deep in his throat like a hard fish bone, unable to vomit or swallow, "..."

After a while, his lips twitched slightly, and he let out an indistinct, "...husband."

Before people could hear what he said clearly, Rong Xiao's neck and ears had already turned red, as if he was annoyed by the play, he even put his arms around Yun Zi'an's waist Standing up, with a wave of his arm, he directly put his head down on his shoulders, and rushed forward with strides, "The state has the state law, and the family has the family rules. Let me tell you... ahhhh!"

Before he could declare that this temporary house rule was a magic thing, Yun Zian's hand had already touched between his legs first, and then squeezed it mercilessly——

Just like acupuncture points in a martial arts novel, Rong Xiao seemed to be petrified for several seconds, only the heels of his legs twitched and trembled, and then he knelt down on the ground with a plop, his hands and arms propped up on the ground, his expression The twisted pain was like a stone statue full of cracks, and cold sweat was dripping from his forehead.

Yun Zian took the opportunity to fall off his shoulders, and slapped Rong Xiao hard on the back of the head, "Now tell me, what are our family rules?"

Rong Xiao never expected that Yun Zian would be so "cruel and merciless", lying on the ground trembling and twitching with his legs between his legs, he really endured and endured to hold back his tears, almost gritted his teeth from the Words squeezed out between teeth, "...still...still 'locked'..."

Yun Zi'an may be a little unknown and unique hobby. Seeing Rong Xiao deflated, he always felt very happy. He squatted on the ground, patted his cheek with his hand, and smiled slightly, "Be good, behave well, fight for it." 'Reduce sentence' as soon as possible."

Probably just like people who have been locked up for a long time will always have some problems. Rong Xiao's brother was "locked up" for a whole day until night, just like he was just released from a mental hospital, he moved a small bench and sat on it. At the door of the tent, two long legs were stretched out, not knowing who was trying to trip someone, his eyes seemed to be lost or blank, staring at the starry night in a daze.

Yun Zian took his basin and wanted to take a bath, but when he passed by the tent door, he couldn't help but glance at him, stretched out his foot and kicked him, "What are you doing?"

"You said..." Rong Xiao was still staring straight at the sky, like a statue watching the dawn in a library, his lips moved slightly, his voice was illusory and erratic, "What is the smell of the universe? Do the stars get drunk? Will there be a day when the galaxy will end..."

Yun Zi'an slammed the iron basin in his hand on his forehead, his voice was almost emotionless, like a robot, "The universe smells like hot metal arc welding, which is the death of stars. By-product. In the constellation Aquila, which is hundreds of millions of light years away from the earth, there is a cloud of alcohol nebula. In equilibrium, about 4000000 million stars are born or die every day."

He immediately kicked him off the small bench, "Do you have any stupid questions?"

He was more or less caught off guard by this kick, and Rong Xiao fell to the ground, but the pain was no longer the main thing, he looked at Yun Zian with surprised and trembling eyes, he didn't expect that his nonsense question would come There is really an answer, and I completely forgot what to say for a while, "..."

"Who are you showing this to?" Yun Zian wondered, "Is your CYO special forces selection all based on IQ, and all those above 80 are eliminated?"

This question was straight to the soul, even if Rong Xiao could prove that he was not stupid, but Yaerlin and the others couldn't explain whether they were stupid, and they couldn't even utter a rebuttal in front of his wife, "I... ..."

Yun Zian looked at him with his mouth open and speechless, couldn't bear it anymore, and burst out laughing, "You are a silly dog."

He picked up his washbasin, tilted his head in the direction of the shower room, and motioned to Rong Xiao, "It's time to take a shower."

Rong Xiao's head really couldn't keep up with the speed at which he changed his face. When he was reflecting on the actual meaning of Yun Zian's words, he suddenly hooked his toes between his legs, as if he was molesting. I saw that his eyes were full of the kind of meaning that only lovers understand each other, "'Confinement' is over."

Speaking of this, Rong Xiao became energetic. He sprang up at the speed of a cheetah, and almost knocked Yun Zian down on the spot. He leaned against Yun Zian's ear, sucked his earlobe wetly, and the sound As if burning dumb, "Although I don't know the specific conditions for CYO selection, there is one thing I can guarantee..."

"...Without 18cm, you will definitely not be able to get in."

The two of them almost stumbled, and arrived at the shower room like conjoined twins. They wanted to do something bad secretly, but they were startled by the long line at the door, and they separated with a snap, as if they were repelling each other. .

Half of the staff members of the crew were wearing old-fashioned shirts and flip-flops, either sleepy or listless, holding basins or tooth cups in their hands, with impatience and anxiety suppressed on their faces. There was a long queue at the door of the shower room.

I have never seen this posture before. Yun Zian's heart was trembling, as if he was caught in bed, but his eyes swept over the empty mineral water bottles piled up like a hill at the door of the shower room. It's like the blood vessel exploded.

At that moment, what emerged in the back of his mind was the busy back of Rong Xiao following the crew carrying mineral water over and over again in the rainstorm. It was in the middle of the night, with abnormal low temperature constantly curling up in his arms, suppressing the trembling silent body. shape.

The sound of splashing water in the shower room resounded, as if needles had pierced Yun Zian's brain nerves, and even when he made the next move, the staff couldn't stop him, the iron basin tooth cup The sound of falling, the sound of screams, and the sound of hurried footsteps are confused——

"do not--!"

"do not want!"

"Stop it quickly!"

Even if the Heavenly King Lao Tzu came at this time, it would not work. Yun Zi'an flew out with a bang, kicked the door lock of the shower room directly, and rushed in, roaring like a raging lion, with a chain of arms attached to his neck. With blue veins, "Gong Tai, get the fuck out of me—!"