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Tim, who had been hiding behind the scenes, seemed to have collapsed.
Sitting on a chair, the whole body is sweating!
The director and all the staff were still in shock, clutching their chests and gasping for breath!
"God...Tim, don't tell me this is a prank between you and Jiang?"
Tim grabbed the water on the table, gulped it into his mouth, and finally calmed down.
"It's not a prank, but...the shock that Jiang brought to us is far beyond my imagination..."
next second.
Tim jumped up and rushed to the front desk without looking back.
"Oops, David passed out!"
...
Turn back the time to 24 hours ago.
After seeing off Annie, Tim and Jiang Bei were in the car, and he wanted Jiang Bei to make a shocking performance.
"Are you crazy?"
Jiang Bei looked at Tim like an idiot.
"No, Jiang, they want to see your performance, this is not China, this is a free America, a developed and inclusive city." Tim spread his hands, "In addition, this matter has the support of the BBC's top management, they If you want ratings, you want advertisers, you want broadcasting rights, traffic is money, you have huge popularity and fans.”
Jiang Bei blinked and looked at Tim.
"You, give me a gun and let me improvise? Tim, do you know what you're doing? Don't worry about screwing it up in front of the whole world?"
to be frank.
Jiangbei was a little excited.
The bbc hit his head on his head, and he wanted to punish him, but he didn't expect... This fucking head is sent to his hand?
But the BBC doesn't think so.
"NONONO..." Tim corrected Jiang Bei, "Toy guns... are not real guns. I believe that the moment you pull out the gun, the whole world will laugh."
That's right.
That's what Tim was thinking at the time.
"David's Talk Show" is just to trick the stars. Imagine when Jiang Bei pulls out a toy gun?
Hahahahaha... he was laughing himself like crazy.
Not only that.
The bbc also wants to do a spoof. This nonsense show has always been full of ideas. In addition (cddi)...they just want to see if Jiang Bei has such good acting skills.
If so, then the BBC has nothing to say. (Sorry, bro, awesome.jpg.)
If not, better yet, here comes the big hit. (No loss inside and out, the heat is rising~)
It can be counted.
Unexpectedly, Jiang Bei actually played a shocking god-level acting skill!
Not only did he deceive all the senior officials of the BBC, but he also deceived the whole world!
Tell a big lie and make the world dance!
This is Jiang Bei's idea!
Are you playing with me?See who's playing who! ?
"OK, I agree, but, Tim, let me remind you that the clown has a huge fan base all over the world. If there is an accident in the game, you will be fully responsible!" Jiang Bei looked serious.
He's not kidding!
Tim shrugged: "Believe me, Jiang, there are no clowns in this world."
"But with the spirit of a clown!"
In the end, the two signed the contract in the car!
"Jiang, happy cooperation."
Tim held out his hand, smiling broadly.
Jiang Bei paused for a moment, looked at Cai Pu's eyes with a smile, and really wanted to touch this cute (brain-dead) forehead.
"Happy cooperation, I hope, you don't regret it!"
...
back to the scene.
Tim appears in the studio from backstage.
He expected that David would be stunned, so he had the doctor ready in advance.
But he still underestimated Jiangbei.
The entire audience was in shock!
When Tim came on stage and took the microphone, everyone came back to their senses.
What the fuck... is this acting? !
"I'm so sorry, old friends, I'm the producer of The David Show, and it's just a show, yes." Tim grabbed the gun, "It's a toy gun, really, I swear, 9 Meidao bought it at a toy store, look, biu~biu~biu~"
Done.
Tim really took a gun and shot out rubber bows and arrows one by one.
At the scene, all the audience stood up. When they saw Tim's actions, God knows how much they wanted to kill him!
"Hey, Jiang, just say a few words, they won't listen to me..."
Tim laughed, and was so embarrassed that he could pick out three rooms and one living room, and handed the microphone to Jiang Bei.
Jiang Bei jumped out of the play.
back to normal.
"Sorry, this is an impromptu performance, but I didn't expect it to cause such a big sensation. This story is also fabricated by me. This character is fictitious and does not exist..."
Not finished yet.
There was thunderous applause from the audience!
Screams started!
Jiangbei's speech was interrupted for a while.
"Joker!"
"Joker!"
"Joker!"
All shout!
Jiang Bei gave Tim a look: This is all your fucking fault.
Tim shrugged and spread his hands.
He was convinced, completely convinced, he cast all his eyes on Jiang Bei's clown!
He really became the...Joker in fan tin wood!
The whole world saw this scene, and I don't know how many comments there were, but it is foreseeable that...Jiangbei has completely become the uncrowned king in the world!
"Thank you for liking the clown, the last sentence."
"Fans please be kind to every comedian. They are the treasures of the film industry... or the world. They deserve better support."
"Thank you!"
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Ps: Continue to engage in wow brother cute, can't stop! ! !
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Chapter 138, Rotten Tomatoes, Inducted into the Top [-] Hall of Fame!
A farce from "David's Talk Show", the end.
And the ratings of 83% in the United States shocked the whole world!
All the platforms on the extranet add up to more than 3 million simultaneous online users, breaking through the historical limit, which made Jiangbei gain huge fans and popularity!
The police appeared at the last moment of the end of the program and sealed off the scene.
It wasn't until Jiang Bei showed the performance contract he signed with the BBC that the doubts were cleared up.
After closing the live broadcast and ending the recording of "David's Talk Show".
Fans of Jiangbei.
Rushing into the official social media account of "David's Talk Show", swearing wildly!
"Tim is so disgusting to me, is he really desperate for the ratings? He has proved that he is worthy of the role of the clown!"
"The BBC has always been pissed. The "David Talk Show" thunderstorm is a matter of time. Do you remember the more disgusting things before? But this time, Jiang didn't indulge them. He used his unparalleled acting skills to shut the world up." Mouth!"
"Who can tell me where Tim lives? Private message me, I'll give you $5000, don't think so much, just have a friendly conversation."
"Forget it everyone, let Tim go, he is just a dog of the BBC, the scene where David was scared to pee his pants, hahaha... I will never forget it in my life! Don't discredit Jiang, as a His fans shouldn't have such outrageous behavior."
"The bbc is full of bad water and shoots on sensitive issues. David is a good host, but the bbc is not. Make it clear, buddy."
"I'm excited by Jiangbei's wonderful performance. He doesn't need to talk, act, improvise, or talk. He just sits there. That's right, I already like him very much!"
"Thank you Mr. Jiang for his wonderful performance. Let me make a digression: Why is there a clown fan forum that requires me to pay a membership fee of 1999 US dollars? What did you say that Jiang will regularly appear on the forum! Is this true?"
"+1 from upstairs! I saw it too! I paid it! $1999! Oh my god, that's my monthly salary!"
within the past 24 hours.
As Jiangbei's brokerage company, the Zhonghuang Group released its reputation immediately and revealed part of the contract, which once again proved that this 'shocking' performance, except for the script of the 'gun', everything else was improvised.
"David's Talk Show" is on the official website on Facebook, drawing a sentence for everything.
"Mr. Jiang is a great actor. His extremely demanding performances have amazed the world. As a producer, Tim apologizes for his bad taste and also solemnly apologizes to Mr. Jiang. He is a unique clown in the world. He doesn't belong only in Hollywood, let him go, that's all."
It is clear.
Tim came out to block the gun.
The bbc will only hide behind the scenes, they are the culprits, but who cares?
The world's fishing boats that lasted for a whole week were all taken over by Jiangbei.
The Chicago Daily News: Shocking performance!
On the front page of the Daily Mail on the second day, 4 red hot search words were used instead: Jiangbei, Joker, 83%, 3 million!
The funniest thing is the Viv lace news.
——Anne Hathaway's online dating boyfriend Jiang Bei participated in "David's Talk Show" and caused an unprecedented frenzy of ratings!
Even funnier.
Anne also posted a picture on her Facebook.
It was Jiang Bei sitting alone on the set, looking sideways at the picture of Nolan's set.
Accompanying text: I am unrequited love, not online dating! OK?Thanks!
Good guy, good guy, I call him good guy, cover your face.jpg.
But the huge sensation caused this time is far more than that.
The clown fans on Netflix, jointly signed, want Nolan to give Jiangbei enough part in "Batman: The Dark Knight", and it must not be lower than 33%, otherwise, they will not go to the cinema to support!
Tsk tsk... In the editing of a movie, the main character is only about 40%, and the villain is 33%?This is the treatment of leading actors!
This jointly signed post.
There are more than 3 million signatures from fans!