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"55%..."
"56%..."
"57%..."
"58%..."
"59%..."
"60%..."
In the backstage studio, all the staff stopped, dumbfounded!
"60%...OMG...OMG..."
"Is this the charm of Joker..."
"Slap me...slap me awake...it's not real...he's acting right?"
Tim swallowed hard, and said tremblingly: "It cannot be interrupted now... Once it is interrupted, it will be an irreversible major broadcast accident! Neither you nor I can afford it..."
What a joke.
interruption?
hit 911?
There are 2 million people in the live broadcast room, and the ratings of the national channel broadcast over 60%... Here comes the question: How many people are there in the United States?
Almost 3.2 million.
Let's say there are 1 million people watching, 60% means 6000 million as a base.
Can only 6000 million pairs of eyes see this live broadcast?Far from enough.
As for interruption?
It was nothing to do at first, but once it was interrupted, it was confirmed that there was something to do, and there is no silver 300 taels here?
As the parent company of "David's Talk Show", the BBC is still shameless?
What's more, no one is curious.
Where did Jiangbei's gun come from?I'm afraid only Tim knows...
...
Big screen in Times Square, New York.
As the most densely populated downtown in the world, the annual flow of people on the ground is as high as 4.5 million, and the number of subway riders exceeds 10 billion.
Not only that, Times Square is also the location of superstar concerts.
It has a gimmicky nickname: the crossroads of the world.
And the number of people per minute...is a scary number. Tourists from all over the world stop and stay here, bringing fake traffic.
Here is the center of the world, every inch of land is expensive.
Times Square has more than 230 advertising screens.
Among them, the price of playing 10s on a single large screen is 60 US dollars. To be able to be on this big screen must be a superstar.
And this time.
On the big screen in Times Square, "David's Talk Show" was suddenly connected. In the screen, it was the scene of Jiang Bei pointing a gun at David! ! !
At the intersection where people come and go, everyone stops!
In the micro-expression, from doubt to shock, from puzzlement to panic!
"Oh my god... is this Joker?"
"He's holding a gun...? Don't tell me it's a show effect? Fxxk!"
"What the hell happened?!"
Panic began to spread.
The phone number of the police station was blown up!
...
Back to the scene again.
There was chaos, screams broke out, everyone gasped and stared at Jiang Bei in shock!
And David is the closest to Jiangbei.
I can clearly smell the violence on Jiang Bei's body!
Available in the next second.
David suddenly laughed: "Jiang, this joke is not funny at all."
But in my heart, I have long scolded Tim bloody.
This is what he wants to improvise in public!
pat.
Jiang Bei squeezed the hammer of the pistol.
"now what?"
David was stunned for less than a second, in a critical state.
In an instant, he raised his hands directly, this time he believed it!
It's not fucking acting, it's fucking... real guns!
"Strike the firing pin, touch the primer, burn the gunpowder, shoot the bullet, and complete the shooting movement. This CZ75-b pistol can penetrate your head in one second, and you will see your brain under the action of anti-gravity. pump to your retina, and at the same time, the bullet explodes in the back of your head."
"Like a watermelon...boom~"
Jiang Bei licked his lips viciously, his eyes fixed on David, like a tiger preying on hunger!
It made David feel a chill, straight to the top of the sky!
"If you're lucky, you still have a one in a million chance of surviving, but this probability is so low that it can be ignored."
"It can damage the brain stem, and there is a high probability that it will make you lie in bed for a lifetime."
"Your relatives will leave you. The girl you took so hard won't even enter the ward. Your congressman's father can only shake his head and sigh. As for your mother? He divorced your father a long time ago and married La An entrepreneur in Las Vegas, expecting her to come to see you? He is eager to get rid of you, and for the rest of the day, you can only dance with foolish people, feces and urine, people hate dogs, and eventually die in the morgue々 ". "
"Have you ever thought about such a life? Answer! Answer! Me! Big! David!"
David was terrified!
In extreme situations, people's brains are blank, because the crisis comes too suddenly, and the pre-plans made by the brain in a few seconds cannot cope with the current situation at all!
At this time, the survival instinct was David's first reaction!
"No...no...I don't want to!"
Jiang Bei grinned and smiled happily: "Then be quiet...listen to me telling a joke."
"In the slums of Harlem, on the fringes of what is called the 'Pit of the City,' a white man was born."
"You know, Harlem is dirty and there are shootings."
"And their reason for killing people is also very simple. It's just that they fight for a $1 shopping coupon. Isn't it ridiculous?"
"The police have abandoned it, the doctors are fleeing, people in the upper city will hold their noses when they pass by, it stinks, and the garbage is not taken away all year round because they can't afford the $80 a month cleaning fee, not only that, You can see corpses on the street every now and then, until it is bloated, rotten, and stinky. Out of kindness, helpers will drag it to the outskirts of the city and bury it in a random place. Yes, hahaha... We don’t even have the money for burning No."
"As for how to die, how miserable, no one cares, please, we can't even support ourselves; they are used to yelling, they are used to robbing, stealing, everything you can think of, in It can happen there, and I’m used to it.”
"That piece of land seems to have been cursed, and there is no grass."
(Harlem is the northern part of Manhattan in New York, also called Harlem. It is a dirty and messy place, and it is also a world-famous slum + black area.)
Jiang Bei spoke eloquently, trying his best to express his emotions, and emptied all his acting skills!
He is like someone who just crawled out of hell and can't wait to share it with everyone!
Everyone listened fascinated.
From the panic just now to the sympathy now, complex emotions alternate in the minds of hundreds of millions of viewers.
That's right.
Jiang Bei controlled them, using his abundant emotions and...acting skills!
on site.
Many women covered their mouths, and tears began to roll in their eyes.
The men frowned. They felt that this was a complete tragedy from the very beginning of the story.
Just kidding, how can a clown tell a tragedy?comedy!
Under the billboard in Times Square, everyone stared at Jiang Bei intently, their eyes began to change from admiration to... fanaticism! ! ! !
Everyone is waiting for Jiangbei's next words.
under the lens.
Jiangbei's eye sockets began to cloud with mist.
"All original sin comes from the color of my skin."
"Hahahahahaha... yes, how can a white person survive in a black society."
"Since I was born, it has been accompanied by beatings. They vent all their injustice on me. They hate the authorities, hate the law, and are fed up with racial discrimination; they let all the colored eyes they put on themselves, all on me , it’s a beautiful name: you can’t afford to suffer any of the hardships we have suffered!”
"They call me the root of all evil in Harlem."
"It's me that makes their life miserable, but they never solve the problem, like: go to work, to get recognition, to get respect!"
Jiang Bei's hand holding the gun was shaking, and his extremely suppressed emotions made his limbs start to move strangely.
The emotion of anger.
There is no facial makeup on Jiang Bei.
Instead, it erupts from the body, conveys it with emotions, and sweeps the entire world!
It's just that no one doubted that in the next second, he would shoot and kill David!
But he held back.
Jiang Bei took a deep breath and licked his cracked lips. The dye made the coating of his tongue weird!
"Before the age of 14, it was the darkest day of my life. I was like a lonely ghost, wandering in the streets of the city, avoiding eyes, I was like a sewer rat, eating moldy bread crumbs all day long, thirsty Just pick up the bottle, you know, those basketball bastards on the basketball court who wear hip-hop and dream of becoming the second Iverson, eager to enter the NBA, they always have endless water, hahahahaha..."
"I once wanted to commit suicide. This emotion has never disappeared. He is like a seed sprouting in your heart, but as soon as the ground breaks, I try to kill it, because...in that gloomy place that even crows don't want to fly. Under the sky, I found my dream."
Jiang Bei kept rolling his throat.
Because of the tears, more saliva will be produced.
"Be a comedy showman, like Charlie Chaplin, or at least Jim Carrey."
(Ps: Both of them are comedians who are gods of the world, and in the top five rankings, there is also the name of Master Xing, Scattered Flowers.jpg~)
on site.
Weeping in a low voice, rendering a strong tragic effect.
The whole world, at this moment, is quiet.
Under Times Square, only the horns of cars remained, and even the noise was reduced to a decibel level.
Backstage.
Many staff members' eyes were red, and Jiangbei's language resonated greatly with them!
Yes.
To be born in this world is an absurd journey. Although they have never experienced what Jiang Bei described, they are similar.
Just like some people, they only pay attention to data, not life and death!
Tim was so shocked by the huge '70%' ratings from the backstage, he was so shocked!
This is a show that is more sensational than the campaign!
This is Jiangbei's world!