sinovels Chapter 16 Chapter 16
Chapter 16 Chapter 16
Chapter No.16 - Star Language Star Wish
While sparks are flying from the large Apple computer fighting machine, stage, lighting, square table, drinking tea, let’s chat about Kunlun Mountain College: Compulsory Courses: On the Origin of the Immortal World and the Human World, Nuwa’s Jihad History, Spiritual Power Introduction to Control, Queen Mother Doctrine, Jade Emperor Theory, Analysis of Military Battles of Great Demons and Immortals...
Elective courses: Theory of Immortal Objects (Advanced course: Quantum Mechanics - In order to know that destroying matter is a painful price to pay for destroying atoms), Animal Physiology (refinement of subjects such as "nervous system" is to practice stripping monsters and N sense) , neuropsychology (no matter how powerful the enemy you encounter, you need the psychological quality to fight to the end), music appreciation (task: specially cultivate sound idiots, course terror index - infinity), space geometry (the elders proposed teleporting spatial coordinate positioning accuracy must reach 100%)...
The most famous student of Kunlun Mountain College, besides the king of skipping classes and Xiwen, the devil king of the world, another celebrity is Dian Cigarette, who is known as "getting angry when he gets up and goes berserk"-no teacher would take it easy for students every class Sleeping and resting in high spirits, but this student is...
"Light a cigarette," the little Feng Mishuai saw the teacher holding the book with veins again: "Isn't that good?"
Fire alarm - all students in the school evacuated quickly.
The teacher Xiaoyu said: "Thank you, Fengmi Shuai, now you can continue to ask the cigarette lighters to wake up..."
The two students have been recorded in the college annals with their "brilliant achievements". Over the years, they have become the unattainable peaks of the students. .
Fairytale theory class.
"Master."
Master Fanfan put a test paper in front of arrogant: "You wrote this?"
"Yes."
——The number of atoms is the benchmark of whether the temperature is high or low. As the temperature rises, the number of atoms in the substance increases; when the temperature decreases, the number of atoms decreases...
——The fighting skill of the freezing fairy art is not to lower the temperature, but to stop the change of the number of atoms...
"Still saying yes!"
"But," arrogantly holding the test paper, blinking his eyes innocently: "If you say it's not, isn't that a lie to you? Master Fanfan, look, my name is still written here—this is this test paper It is the most powerful evidence I wrote. That...Master..." asked arrogantly and cautiously: "You don't want your disciple to repeat the grade, do you? Please don't be so heartless, although I usually doze off , but I have learned from Senior Cigarette Lighter—in order not to make you sad, I tried my best to learn to sleep with my eyes open..."
Master Fanfan almost fainted: "Why didn't you learn the monster power of your senior cigarette lighter?"
"There's no way, it's not Senior Cigarette Lighter who opened the 'Introduction to Demon Power', Senior Mo Fan eats snacks in class," arrogantly and aggrievedly stuck out his tongue: "Master, don't be so angry, I was actually deciding whether the temperature determines the number of atoms or Atomic motion determines the hesitation between temperature and height, so I toss a coin, it’s just bad luck, but you see, I have figured out the general direction of the "atom-temperature function curve", please don't be right because of a coin I am desperate——I promise," Arrogant patted his chest: "From now on, change your mind, study hard, and be a fairy warrior that makes you proud, a strong man in the ice and snow..."
"Guarantees may not be able to—"
"Even if you get an A, you can't guarantee that you can do it. If you don't get an A, it may not be impossible. Master, do you have the heart to watch your disciple repeat a grade because of a cursive letter you wrote? You have the heart to watch your disciple lose his reputation because of this Is the qualification to serve? Is that beautiful letter really that important? No, the important thing is to be as ruthless as the vast land, the important thing is to protect the heart of the world, for justice, for the world, for the sky and selflessly dedicate until the end The enlightenment of a drop of blood—my beloved Master Fanfan, please give me an A!"
……
"Arrogance, go back to the shallows right away," Master Fanfan resignedly packed his bags, "From tonight onwards, I will give you extra lessons for the entire winter vacation!"
"But Master, I made an appointment with Duan Zhe, Mo Fan, and Senior He Xi to fight the Three Kingdoms Killer tonight. By the way, we are missing one of the four, why don't you come too."
"...that starts tomorrow."
"But Master, if we travel thousands of miles to go back, we have to get rid of the jet lag..."
……
"The law of heaven is clear?!" The diligent and rigorous classmate judged arrogantly: "I want fairness! Fairness!! Fairness!!!"
After drinking tea, let’s stop here—in short, the brilliant achievements of these precious students are absolutely inimitable. If you want to learn from model students such as Feng Mishuai, Mo Fan, Meng Zhenhen, etc., even if you can’t learn such genuine If you are serious, at least you must be able to doze off with your eyes open like a classmate who lights cigarettes——Hey, where are you?A gust of cold wind blows, a fallen leaf rolls by, and a crow croaks and flies by...
Gossip less (less?), let’s get back to business, the Apple computer simulated a fighter jet flashing the electric spark of the jumper, and with a loud bang, African magicians Meng Zhenhen and Xi Wen stared at each other fiercely while holding the mouse—— Meng Zhenhen's hair has exploded, and his white complexion makes him not look so embarrassed, while Xiwen has completely become a black boy, with long, dusty hair combed into an authentic pineapple head, standing arrogantly...
Meng Zhenhen panted with a dark face: "Not bad..."
Xiwen panted with a dark face: "Hmph, each other..."
Mo Fan wiped off his sweat: "So... it's a tie..."
Hexi nodded: "It's sort of..."
"Hmph, didn't the winner come out early?" Xiwen sorted out the image: "The image of a hero should be tall, perfect and flawless..." Lights, applause, flowers, sunny smiles, youthful, chic, handsome, cool, Fascinating——Facts speak louder than words: "I am more stylish than you."——Meng Zhenchen petrified immediately.
——African magician Meng Zhenhen's veins throbbing: "Come with me."
A series of ripples spread out along with the footprints in the dark cave, and the stalactites condensing the natural essence hang upside down above the head. Between the steps, one or two sounds of water rich in carbonates dripping can be faintly heard.
"This guy, he did it so fancy..." Xiwen held onto her wet trouser legs, thinking angrily that she must make up for it by washing clothes with Xi in the future.
In the darkness, the African magician Meng Zhenhen snapped his fingers, and countless balls of light floated on the dark surface, shining with soft luster, and moving irregularly: "This is the memory of human beings."
Xiwen stretched out his finger, and a light ball of memory landed on his fingertips, illuminating the whole finger like jade. Curiously, he listened to it, and what he heard was mixed emotions of joy, anger, laughter, and cursing.The African magician Meng Zhenhen said coldly: "I put Hexi's memory here too." Suddenly an elusive smile appeared: "Unfortunately, now even I can't tell which one it is... "
"Prying into other people's privacy is a despicable act." African magician Meng Zhenhen lowered his head and smiled: "If you want to bring back the memory of anyone from here, write that person's name and your own name on that stone wall, Then introduce yourself in one sentence, and you are not allowed to mention any relationship with the person you want to take away, and choose the memory of the person you are looking for during the time when ten drops of water fall-but you can no longer speak during this time , unless that is your final conclusion." The magician said coldly: "I am kind enough to tell you that there is extremely strong magic here. Anything or any hint, the tenth drop of water has not been found, or it was found wrong... The price is—” He pointed his white fingers to the depths of the hole—a humanoid sculpture with a distorted face stood there.
"Mo Fan," Xiwen asked softly, "If I die, what will happen?"
"It should be that all the tribulations failed..." Mo Fan scratched his head: "However, there seems to be no precedent for turning into a stone statue-it can also be said that you are dead, or you are not dead but just sealed. The latter, you have to be mentally prepared to be a stone statue forever..."
"This..." Xiwen thought about it: "What kind of pose should I pose then?"
The wall engraved with the name looks like a pile of diamonds, shining brightly, a glittering golden pen falls in front of Xiwen, when Xiwen picks it up, the golden wings growing on the pen holder suddenly turn into flying feathers .Xiwen took up a pen and wrote the blood-red name on the wall——Hexi, and then wrote his own name——Xiwen on the side, and then, the first drop of water fell.
Xi Wen took a breath and shouted: "The universe invincible Kunlun is omnipotent and omnipotent, and even the romantic talent of the Queen Mother's wine bottle is handsome.
"Here," Xiwen suppressed that terrified laughter, and curled her lips: "The one retreating at full speed is..."
After crossing the robbery, the brothers are here, and when they meet, they smile and wipe out their grievances.
"Hexi..." gearing up.
"Xiwen..." gearing up.
At the same time, he punched the opponent mercilessly in the face: "I'm so worried, bastard!!!"
"How can I be such a hard asshole if you don't run around?!"
"I don't know which guy who was running around was locked up first?!"
"Isn't that the bastard you kicked me out of?!"
"I don't know which guy deserves to be beaten at all?!"
……
"Hmph," African magician Meng Zhenhen suddenly began to snort evilly: "Did you forget something?" The dim light of the magic lamp flashed in his white palm: "The magic lamp is still here with me, I am still Master——Xiwen, I didn’t promise not to use the magic lamp now.” He lowered his head and hid in a dark place where the light couldn’t reach: “You’re really overthinking yourself—I already knew powerful magic, but now And has the supreme magic lamp." A cold light shot out of his gentle smiling eyes: "Hexi—"
"Hmph," He Xi calmly replied with a cold snort: "Have you considered it? — This is already your last wish."
"What?" Meng Zhenhen was stunned, and sneered: "You want to lie to me? With you?"
"Look at the bottom of the lamp."
The African magician Meng Zhenhen looked at the bottom of the lamp suspiciously, and Xiwen leaned over his face——Instructions for use: Each person can only grant five wishes.
"You have already used four wishes," He Xi looked indifferently at the calm Meng Zhenhen: "Do you really want to use the last wish on Xiwen?"
"Wait a minute, Hexi..." Xiwen's face turned pale, and she snapped her fingers: "Is what you said true?! Are you sure you didn't engrave that ugly earthworm character?!"
"Of course it's true!!!" With a loud roar, the cave opened a light-transmitting human-shaped hole.
"What are you doing?!" Xiwen jumped up angrily: "We also used four wishes, pig head!!!"
"Huh?!..." He Xi looked at Xi Wen: "Are there so many?"
"How not?!"
"That..." He Xi blinked and replied in a low voice, "Didn't it mean that in order to successfully deceive the enemy, you must first successfully deceive your own people?"
If God promised to fulfill a wish, would you feel happy?
Air, atmosphere, heavy, heavy...
"I still have one wish..." Meng Zhenchen couldn't help touching the magic lamp, and sat on the ground with a dull expression. The blow of the end of the world was nothing more than that: "I still have one wish, one..."
"Okay!" Xiwen shouted annoyedly: "Don't you still have a wish?! Find one thing you want to achieve the most and make a wish?!"
Meng Zhenhen burst into tears: "But there is more than one thing I most want to achieve..."
Shaking his head, he lamented: "Light a cigarette and say, the sea of suffering is boundless, turn around and see the shore."
"That..." Mo Fan asked quietly, "Did you really say that about lighting a cigarette?"
"I said," Xiwen said solemnly, "if there is no magic lamp, will wishes cease to exist? Isn't that the case? Without the magic lamp, nothing can be achieved-is it really so interesting to get something for nothing? The world I live in is a world without gods. In the world of lamps, relying on one's own strength to realize one's own wishes, that is the truth, that is the beauty - at least if you don't pay, you don't know how to cherish - for this feeling of knowing how to cherish, I will give back Go to that world and work hard."
Lights, applause, flowers.
Meng Zhenhen wiped his cold sweat: "Then why did you argue with He Xiwei about those four wishes for so long?"
"..." A certain petrochemical that sweated violently.
"Some people are too lazy. They never stand when they can sit, and never sit when they can lie down." He Xi tidied up the folds of his clothes unhurriedly: "If you can get something for nothing, of course you can get something for nothing. In the final analysis, it is still opportunistic utilitarianism." Mischief."
"When did I take chances?!"
"Strange, did I say it was you?" He Xi'an drank tea leisurely: "Could it be that I happened to hit you?"
"You—do you dare to say that you are not opportunistic?!" Xiwen said in a flustered voice, "Why don't you come and settle the ledger?!"
"It's a matter of reckoning."
The first wish: Turn Jushen and Xi into Douding and Xi.
"Who told you to put on such a scary look?!"
"I hit some lazy guy who slept for 150 days."
"Even if I sleep for 150 days, I am your friend after all, will I still be alive after you punch me like that?!"
"Hmph, you also know that we are friends, and you actually made such a vicious wish—you wasted two wishes at once!"
"You are the one who wastes your wishes!"
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Second wish: to restore Hexi to his own body shape.
Third wish: to reunite Aladdin and his son - it's business.
The fourth wish: Thank you and Xi, you are the best fox in the world... Please, make a delicious feast for the whole feast!
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"Ah——" Mo Fan looked at the two people who were preoccupied, spread his hands, and shook his head: "A truth—self-inflicted, you can't live..."
"Noisy..." Meng Zhenhen couldn't bear it anymore, he shouted with bulging veins: "Noisy, Hexi, you started arguing with him as soon as you regained your memory, I hope you can calm down a bit, can you be quiet?!"
Quiet——Hexi bowed gracefully, her dark brown pupils shone with the luster of the lake in the rainy season, reflecting the softness and rigidity of the sunlight: "As you wish."
Behind him, Xiwen whistled loudly and made a victory gesture: "Lao Meng, congratulations on the fulfillment of your fifth wish."
The sound of lamps falling to the ground...
Mo Fan lifted the lamp, flew up hard, and handed the magic lamp to Xiwen.
"Hey, Hexi, I only have one wish left—"
"Shut up." He Xi looked at Xi Wen with dignity: "Every word you say now may become a wish!"
Silence, blue veins, Xiwen held up a clipboard with angry hands-Death and Xi, how dare you order me! ! ! ——Turn over: How to use this wish?
"Bring that palace back to its place."
Xiwen raises her placard angrily—why?Tell those pampered kings and queens to go back by themselves.
"I have no objection if you want to walk back with them." Hexi said calmly, "However, the ending of the story seems to be 'Aladdin and the princess have always loved each other and grow old together', so the biggest problem in customs clearance is how to marry you To the princess."
Wooden Sign - Protest!Outcry!
He Xi closed her eyes gracefully: "Protesting is invalid." As he spoke, a smirk could not help appearing on the corner of his mouth, and then the three of them looked at each other and laughed together: "To hell with the ending!"
Wooden sign—however, how to go back?
Mo Fan also raised his sign - don't ask me, I don't know anything...
Wooden sign—however, the princess must be released first.
"Hehe..." Meng Zhenhen lowered his head, unable to see his face clearly, he stood up slowly, his black clothes were fluttering in the wind, and he began to laugh wildly: "Hahahahahahahaha..." Laugh Bi, suddenly turned his head: "Give me back the lamp!"
"You have lost the qualification to make a wish." Hexi calmly blocked Xiwen.
"What I can't get, I would rather destroy it than allow others to get it!" The magician raised his eyes fiercely—they were already reddening: "Why can't I get happiness...and you can be alone?" Enjoy happiness?! Enjoy happiness alone, hehehehe, no matter who it is, I will never allow it!!!" Slowly raised his hand—the earth began to roar, and cracks opened terrifyingly.Hexi grabbed Xiwen and crossed the gap, frowned and looked at Meng Zhenruo - showing unusually white teeth: "Do you think you are invincible? You are wrong, you cannot use magic without the wish of the magic lamp owner. How about it? Make a wish and kill me—hehehehehe, otherwise, I will kill you..."
"Kill us?" He Xi looked at him coldly: "Only by you?"
"I can also tell you another fatal spot," the flame rose from Meng Zhenhen's hand: "The lamp god belongs to the lamp god, no matter who it is, when he destroys the lamp, he destroys the lamp god, you didn't Freedom, hehehehehe, you are just a vassal—in my flames, die!!!" Black flames wrapped around his body, and a cruel and bloodthirsty smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, which proved his invincible Power: "I am the only one who knows the bondage between the magic lamp and the lamp god—and this kind of bondage can put any lamp god to death!!!"
Amidst the crazy laughter, black flame spider webs covered the entire space, and there was nowhere to escape. As if resonating with something, the thin silver chains wrapped around like spider webs turned black and tightened again, and the dark red blood flowed along The chain flowed down.
"Hexi!" Xiwen held up the lamp resolutely: "Let—"
"Don't even think about it!" A thunderbolt rolled by, and the ground under Xiwen's feet collapsed rapidly. With a trembling hand, the lamp slid down, and what was churning and roaring in the cracked ground was fiery lava.
"Let me come, Xiwen." Mo Fan rushed over before Xiwen—she, who does not belong to this world, is the only existence who is not afraid of lava. However, coupled with the falling speed, the tiny Mo Fan can no longer stop it. When the lamp fell, it fell into the tumbling lava together with the lamp.
"Xiwen—" He Xi was shocked——a figure straightly rushed towards the lamp, with a touch of black hair, as magnificent as the sea...
"You and your friends, die together!!!"
Hot lava shot up into the sky, stopping Hexi, who covered his head with his arms, and rushed towards Xiwen through the lava waterfall.
"Hum!" The magician Meng Zhenhen snorted, and those thin black chains hung Hexi in the air: "Look carefully, enjoy, hahahahaha——"
"Xiwen..." The bleeding hand stretched out stubbornly: "Hurry up and make a wish on the magic lamp..."
Make a wish?I am saved, who will save you from the devil's curse?If possible, I hope that all this is just a nightmare, Hexi is still Hexi, and I am still me... I got it, the magic lamp, I touched the magic lamp, I still have a wish, but it is the last wish...
"Xiwen, hurry to the magic lamp—"
"Xiwen, quickly make a wish that you—"
"Freedom..." Looking at Hexi through the roaring lava, Xiwen held up the lamp and said softly, "Hexi, I will give you freedom—I hope you will be free..."
The magic lamp at that time - Mo Fan recalled - the light of the lava reflected it red, like a shining sun.