sinovels Chapter 85
Chapter 85
The live broadcast room exploded, and the fans expressed their "feeling for my brother". Of course, because Zhuang Heng is very popular now, the so-called "there are all kinds of birds in the forest", so there is no shortage of yin and yang and even vicious curses.
Zhuang Heng inadvertently saw a few bullet screens of black fans, his lungs were about to explode, ai was more angry than him, and before he could open his mouth, he yelled ferociously: [I want to block their accounts!Ban on the whole site! ]
ai did what he said, not only banned the speech but also issued an announcement, some black fans were unwilling to switch to the trumpet to scold, and were banned again, and this time not only the account was blocked, but even the ip was blocked, and it didn't take long for the barrage The district returned to its original bustle, and the fans were so excited that they smashed Bawang tickets to celebrate: Hengheng is too rigid!Hengheng bull batch!we support you!
Zhuang Heng: "..."
It's not my cow batch, it's my AI cow batch!
The ai cow is still angry after being approved: [I'll send a private message to kill those sunspots! ]
Zhuang Heng was so moved: [Forget it, brother A, you should be a law-abiding ai, I accept your wishes, we don't care about psychopaths. ]
ai stopped in time very obediently: [Oh. ]
Zhuang Heng suddenly thought: [Hey, do you have a body? ]
ai was dumbfounded: [Huh?What entity? ]
Zhuang Heng said: [It is the body, if you want a physical body, can you be my pet?She is capable and cute, and she can be cute even if she has nothing to do. Thinking about it, I think it's great! ]
Ai was so moved by his words that he burst into tears: [Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Master, you are so kind to me!Although I know it's impossible, I can still imagine it. I want to be a cat. I really like cats!Suppose the owner strokes my cat's fur, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrSuppose the owner took the funny cat stick to play with me, ah ah ... so happy!Hypothetically...]
Zhuang Heng: […]
One person, one system spoke while the imperial doctor was taking Xiao Lang's pulse. After the imperial doctor slowly finished his pulse diagnosis, the ai had already imagined 24 scenarios of masturbating cats. Zhuang Heng let it go crazy alone. Go over and ask about the situation.
The imperial doctor looked slightly relieved. This is a daily consultation, but the disease is a chronic disease. Naturally, he has heard about it. Fortunately, it is indeed developing in a good direction. Although it is slow, it is expected. In case of any unexpected situation, you can put your heart back in your stomach.
After the imperial doctor left, the night was getting darker. Zhuang Heng was about to leave when suddenly a confidant of Xiao Lang asked for an audience outside the hall. When the man came in, he was holding a secret letter in his hand. The secret letter was sealed in a small bottle. Look at the style Apparently, the news came from the people of Dark City.
The man presented the secret letter: "Your Majesty, the Qi State has sent back news that King Qi is very afraid of water now and never gets close to the water. Our people have never been able to find a chance, so we can only go ashore to sneak attack. It is a pity that King Qi has long been prepared. , with only minor injuries, allowing him to escape."
Xiao Lang took the secret letter and read it carefully, and knew that King Qi was under the attack of water plants in the capital and cast a shadow, and now he was prepared.
The man continued: "We have also tried to arrange people to work carefully, or to buy people around King Qi to be eyeliners. We plan to gain King Qi's trust in the future and then take his life in close proximity. Unfortunately, for some reason, King Qi's eyes are vicious. If he can tell whether others are loyal or not, this strategy will not work at all, and the people around him are also loyal, so coercion and profiteering are all useless."
Xiao Lang frowned: "There is such a thing?"
Zhuang Heng's eyes twitched: [What's going on?Could it be that King Qi also has cheats for distinguishing loyalty and traitors similar to the red and green progress bars? ]
ai stopped thinking about becoming a cat, and said in a daze: [I don't know...]
Zhuang Heng soon realized that he was a false alarm. He suddenly remembered that King Qi was reborn, and when he was reborn, he came with a golden finger with a memory against the sky. Let alone rebirth, even a normal person can remember what happened a year ago. There are not many, King Qi was able to turn around after rebirth, naturally it is impossible to rely on only one extra life, he remembers the big and small things that happened in the previous life, remembers the people who even met once in the previous life, even During the short period of soul wandering after death, he has seen all kinds of human beings, so he can feel like a fish in water after rebirth.
King Qi has such a golden finger, so he will naturally choose trustworthy people by his side based on the memories of his previous life. It is really not easy for others to install people and assassinate him.
Xiao Lang put down the secret letter: "Let them stop, put aside the assassination first, just watch carefully, and report any changes in time."
The confidant lowered his head in guilt: "The minister is incompetent."
"Don't rush this matter, just do your best." Xiao Lang looked calm, "Besides, it would seem incompetent to kill him in advance, so it's better to spare his life, grind him slowly, and let him see with his own eyes how he is step by step. headed for failure."
His confidant asked him to arouse his fighting spirit with a few words: "Follow His Majesty's will!"
After his confidant left, Xiao Lang turned his head to look at Zhuang Heng, his aura instantly subsided: "He He, I have such confidence, it's all because of you."
Zhuang Heng looked at him.
Xiao Lang held his hand, his eyes were full of trust and expectation: "With you here, I will surely succeed. You will always be by my side, right?"
Zhuang Heng couldn't take it anymore: [... Wucao, I suspect he is acting like a spoiled child to me. ]
ai: [Then you nod quickly!Brother is acting like a baby! ]
Zhuang Heng nodded quickly.
Xiao Lang's pupils immediately burst into light, and his entire face lit up several degrees.
Zhuang Heng not only nodded, but also told him an explosive news: "Let me reveal another secret to you: King Qi, he was reborn!"
Xiao Lang's pupils constricted suddenly: "How do you say that?"
Zhuang Heng explained to him in this way: "...he has the upper hand in everything, and he is ahead of others in all calculations, and this is what he relies on."
Xiao Lang was silent for a while: "There is such a thing?"
Seeing that it was getting late, Zhuang Heng needed time to slowly digest the news, so he got up and said, "I should..."
Before he finished speaking, ai suddenly shouted: [Master, a fan posted a freshwater pearl cultivation tutorial in the comment area, and asked the master if he has an email address, and he will send you the whole set of tutorials. ]
Zhuang Heng was startled: [Pearl?Is it so hardcore right from the start? ]
ai: [He also expressed regret, saying that as a farmer, you can only raise freshwater pearls, he looks forward to the day when you become the overlord of the sea, and then you can have seawater pearls, oh, just looking forward to your making up It means to create a more refreshing plot. ]
Zhuang Heng: […]
It is impossible for fans to post tutorials for nothing, so he opened the comment section and looked at it, and was immediately embarrassed.
Fans of this tutorial: I feel sorry for my brother, I have no other requirements, I just hope to see Hengheng hug and kiss him before going offline! 1551...
Zhuang Heng: ...
ai: [Master, are you kissing me?This is already the number one comment! ]
Zhuang Heng's ears were a little red: [...How can you kiss in front of so many people?Besides, if he gets emotional, it will be bad for his health. ]
ai ruthlessly exposed: [But you are obviously very excited about this proposal! ]
Zhuang Heng: […You idiot, don’t jump to conclusions if you don’t understand the complexity of human emotions, okay? ]
ai: […]
Xiao Lang approached, and a handsome face hit Zhuang Heng's eyes: "What's wrong?"
Zhuang Heng looked at him, gritted his teeth in confusion, suddenly lifted his head without warning, and pointed at his forehead with a resounding "baji".
The live broadcast room exploded: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the first time to take the initiative!Keep going!Don't stop! ! !
Xiao Lang was really excited, he was stunned for a moment, then quickly stretched out his hands to hug him, bowed his head and was about to give an enthusiastic response, but Zhuang Heng raised his hand to block him.
"No!" Zhuang Heng looked at him through the palm of his hand, and said in a low voice, "all the immortal friends are watching."
Xiao Lang paused, stared at him for a while, and let him go reluctantly.
Zhuang Heng's eyes fluttered, and he quickly took out two bottles of iced drinks from the system and stuck them on his face.
Xiao Lang was terrified from the cold: "..."
Zhuang Heng was worried about his body: "Should I ask the doctor to take a look?"
"No need." Xiao Lang shook his head, paused and added annoyedly, "I'm not that weak."
Zhuang Heng was embarrassed: "..."
It's not so weak that you can't bear it with a kiss, isn't it because you're afraid that you won't be able to stop the car in trouble!
The voices of the two were so low that the audience thought they were talking sweetly, and ghosts and wolves howled in the barrage area.
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWhy no subtitles today!
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Do you also want to listen to the love story?It's so over the top, I want to hear it too!
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] How did my younger brother never look at the camera or interact with us?Brother, can you pamper the fan!
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Didn't you notice it?Heng Heng's apprentices also have this style of painting!
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Hahaha, what a wonderful company's marketing strategy!
Of course, there were also some discordant voices in the barrage area, calling them corrupt, and even worse, but they were all blocked by the AI the moment they appeared.
The ai work is particularly attentive: [Master, I added a program, and in the future, cursing speeches will be deleted directly from the server before they appear on the barrage!In addition, just now an old fan expressed dissatisfaction with the intimacy scene. His words were not unpleasant, but he expressed his incomprehension of the young man. Since he tipped a lot, I will not block it. ]
Zhuang Heng became curious: [Which old fan? ]
ai: [Just the richest man, with full hair. ]
Zhuang Heng: […]
Zhuang Heng: [Good job. ]
Zhuang Heng bid farewell to Xiao Lang after boasting about AI, bit the bullet and returned to the camp outside the capital of Lu under Xiao Lang's reluctant eyes. The point is completely crooked.
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Don't you find it strange?How good is the acting skills so that you don't give away the slightest bit of cheating?Of all the people who have appeared in Hengheng's live broadcast room so far, except for Hengheng himself, none of them have seen the camera, including the group performers standing in the corner.
Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] To be honest, I now suspect that Heng Heng has really time-traveled.
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] made a speech for the first time and told everyone one thing. I am an executive of the Douxia live broadcast platform. It's weird.
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] What fighting shrimp?Isn't this the Liontooth platform?ignorant.jpg
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Wake up, this is obviously a slow move!
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] No way... I'm on the xx live broadcast. ==
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] Uh... I am embarrassed to tell everyone that I am a player for watching movies and downloading, and I wonder why this player has a live broadcast of food. I have been wondering until today...
Zhuang Heng fell silent as he watched the barrage of bullets.
AI yelled: [How could this happen!A supernatural event!Ah, master, I'm so scared! ]
Zhuang Heng: [The supernatural is me and you, the audience is not afraid, why are you afraid of yourself? ]
ai: […]
Zhuang Heng looked at the camera without saying a word: "I said at the beginning that I have time-traveled, you don't believe me."
audience:……
Zhuang Heng: "I have transmigrated into the book. It is a novel "The Return of the Abandoned Son" published on the Jinjiang website. The author Hou Yungui."
audience:! ! !
Zhuang Heng: "Aren't you on the Jinjiang Live Streaming Platform? You're still giving me the Overlord ticket."
Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] Are you kidding me?Jinjiang is a place name.
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] is still a web platform, and it was recently searched for a show operation, I know this website.
Barrage [-]: [Hua Hua] I searched, but there is no such article, nor the author.
Bullet screen [-]: [Hua Hua] Yes, the web site is not for videos anyway.
Barrage [-]: [Huahua] What is a Overlord ticket?gift?I swiped Lamborghini and yachts for you, is it the overlord ticket?
Zhuang Heng: ...
ai exclaimed: [Wow!Lamborghini!yacht! ]
Zhuang Heng looked at the dark night around him, rubbed his shoulders and arms: [... What kind of supernatural event is this?I was suddenly a little scared. ]
ai: […]
Ai imitated his tone: [The supernatural is me and you, the audience is not afraid, why are you afraid of yourself? ]
Zhuang Heng: […]
The author has something to say: Zhuang Heng: You said that you are the Dajinjiang live broadcast platform.
ai: I'm just an ai...
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Thanks to the deep-water torpedo thrown by Laoyu Tiaobo!
Thanks to Luo Jiu, I have wine today, one or two pot stickers, stole Houyi's attack, Qing'an (x5), soup pineapple pear, cat's eye (x5), three turns around the tree, late autumn, 35158558, Yi Ren'er (x2), Yun Landmines thrown by Lan and Fan Leng!
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